Love is not logical, maybe this is the logic of love

1. We will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before; we will never love as hard as before until we cry.

2. After breaking up, I still know you, but I no longer want to see you. I will not wish you well if you live a good life, and I will not laugh at you if you live a bad life, because from now on we Strange, I am no longer in your world, and you are no longer in my world. I can't cherish you anymore. I'm sorry. What I get is what you get.

3. The carousel is the cruelest game. There is a permanent distance between chasing each other.

4. I still believe in love, but I no longer believe that love can last forever.

5. It’s snowing outside the window. I brew a cup of coffee and wait until it’s cold, then I realize I’m thinking of you again. How can you understand my waiting.

6. Love is not logical. Maybe this is the logic of love.

7. Love does not come from being loved, but from loving. You will not get love just because you are not loved. Love is in the heart of the one who loves, not in the eyes of the one who is loved.

8. If you think of me as a kite, either fly me away, or keep it and take it home. Don’t tie me up with an invisible emotion and make me sad.

9. When you see through everything, you realize that gaining is more practical than having.

10. When I was a teenager, I loved these three words, "Take me away". Now, I will never let anyone take me away. I learned to go by myself.

11. Living in a city, or loving someone, or doing something, after a long time, you will feel bored, and you will have an urge to escape. Maybe it's not that I'm tired of the city, the people I love, or the persistence, but that I just can't give myself the courage to persist.

12. Forgetting that person is worse than forgetting yourself. Tell yourself, not because you are afraid that he will forget, but because you are afraid that he will think of you again one day. Time takes away memories, but the memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turns around and tells you that he has been missing you. Don't believe it, because he is no longer the same person, and you are no longer the same person as you were in the past.

13. It seems that after waiting for a hundred years, I suddenly understand that even if we meet again, it is better not to see each other in a mature way.

14. I told myself that if she doesn’t come back when I buy 30 cans, this relationship will be outdated. I don’t know when it started. There is a date for everything. The saury will be out of date, canned meat will be out of date, and even plastic wrap will be out of date. I began to wonder, in this world, what else is out of date? Outdated? ---"Chongqing Express"

15. Life is short, you should live brilliantly, rather than lying sallowly; surprise is like a double-yolk egg, despair is like a double-yolk link; life is alive, live well Be like a sunflower, facing the sunshine even if you are depressed. Life is short, and you should live it brilliantly, instead of lying in a gray state; surprise is like a double-yolked egg, and despair is like a double-yolked lily; while you are alive, you should live like a sunflower, facing the sun even if you are depressed.

16. The ending and process are already there. If you continue to struggle, even I will feel greedy.

17. We agreed to watch the long stream of water together until we become someone else. At the forked road, you were on the left and I was on the right. We were both stubborn and never looked back.

18. Regarding you, I can only miss you as a stranger.

19. I will never be afraid of death to love someone again, even you.

20. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love. That is because we walked on the road to the tomb before marriage. Even if they don't get married, they will break up in front of the grave. Why not break up first and head into the grave?

21. Clothing and beauty are a necessary condition for being a good woman, not a necessary or sufficient condition. You also need to read more books. This way you will find life more wonderful.

22. We are all reunited in the wind of time. Looking back, we can’t see the traces of being together, even though we have been together so hard. No one is born brave. Being brave does not mean not being afraid, but pretending to be brave and learning to control fear.

---Nelson Mandela

23. I will not get used to being without him, because I have never been used to having him.

24. Seeing the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court, I am not surprised by the honor or disgrace. I look at the clouds in the sky and leave them with intention. Laughing and crying, maybe this is growth

1. The reason why distance is scary is because you don’t know whether he is missing you or forgetting you.

2. We know that if you like a rose, you must tolerate its thorns and not just get its beauty. If you love someone, you will tolerate her shortcomings and not only want her good things. Emotions are always closely related to forgiveness and care. How deep the love is, how many times there will be tolerance.

3. Sweet love, warm family affection, and sincere friendship. When I have these three emotions, I will be the happiest person in the world. With your love, there is no one in front of me. There are no more thorns, no more obstacles, thank you.

4. What is happiness? Happiness is when you are lying lazily on the bed in the middle of the night, eating snacks, surfing the Internet and playing games, while he is busy sitting on the other side. He was flipping through books and holding a pen at his desk, preparing for the exam. When he woke up the next day, he was still worried that he would not be able to marry you in the future.

5. Thank you for your existence and for existing in the deepest and most beautiful place in my memory. Thank you. Because of you, there are only these furry outlines in my memory. Their bright halo makes me always happy.

6. We often doubt ourselves. Although the conditions are not bad, why do we not have a partner? And those who are not so beautiful, not so cute, and not so humorous have enviable feelings. Why? I think it’s because we are all too cautious, too cautious and too afraid to love, right? We package our feelings well to prevent the other party from finding out that we choose to wait, give up, or miss out on the so-called reserve and fear.

7. Inadvertently, I think of time again. The day I met you is the most unforgettable memory. The four seasons sneak away, in exchange for fleeting years; life goes on for a long time, and the harvest comes as expected; the mountains and rivers in the distance shake each other, and the hearts near are connected. In every sunshine, the days continue to grow. In the future life, time will continue to wear away the young face, but my heart still grows old with time; my love still walks with the sun and the moon and never leaves.

8. Maybe forgiving a person is not true forgiveness, but fear of loss. People are really strange. They can be depressed for a long time because of one sentence, and they can also instantly feel that the world is beautiful because of one sentence.

9. Time always makes people grow old slowly, and it is difficult to retain all the good things you once had.

10. We can finally stay temporarily. We are the survivors among the dead. I should feel lucky, but all I have left is my longing and sadness for you. They are as vast as a river, and I sink into them helplessly.

11. Close your eyes and tell yourself quietly. The road of life is walked step by step on your own. Life is originally lonely, but the world is crowded. Don’t blame anyone, don’t laugh at anyone, and don’t envy anyone. Run under the bright sunshine and wind and rain, dream your own dreams, and walk your own path.

12. I have no road, so I don’t need eyes; when I can see, I will also stumble and fall. We often lose care because of our self-reliance, but it is not as good as the flaws that can Good for us.

13. Life goals are easy to determine but difficult to achieve, but if you don’t take action, there will be no possibility of achieving them.

14. What is on the back side of the moon? If you fly high, you will naturally see it. Life is a journey, and life is the process. What is growth? That is a measure of your heart. You can feel your growth, and you know in your heart how you will grow, just like a tree seed, without guidance, it will grow into a tall oak tree. Everyone in the world can grow into the best version of themselves.

Fifteen. The fool left, and the liar was stupid. The liar watched the fool give his heart to another person. He regretted it, but everything can never go back to the past

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17. The dream is gone, the heart is broken, and you are just preparing to leave.

18. Many people climbed to the top of the ladder with difficulty, only to find that the ladder was set up against the wrong wall. Do things when you are awake, read when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry. Some things may be better if you hide them in your heart. As time goes by, they will become stories.

19. Sometimes there are things that you want to say but can’t say, for fear of being pretentious; sometimes there are things that you don’t want to say but you say them without choosing your heart; after all, you have to compromise with the world and laugh and shed tears; Maybe this is growth, endure it, endure the pain, and finally be tempered into steel.

20. People are said to be forward-thinking. When they were young, they wanted to grow up, but when they grew up, they wanted to die.

21. If nothing happens, it turns out to be the best revenge. . Why bother to prove anything to people who don't deserve it? Live a better life for yourself.

22. The so-called love means that others worry that you will get fat, but I worry that you don’t have enough to eat. In fact, happy people do not get the best things in the world, but cherish the people they already have.

23. If one day: you no longer look for love, you just love; you no longer desire success, you just do it; you no longer pursue growth, you just cultivate; everything really begins!

24. Don’t argue with those sharp-tongued people. People who are living a good life are busy enjoying life. Only people who are living a bad life and have bad intentions are looking forward to others. He is also unsatisfied, so he tries to use his own meanness to take away the happiness of others. Ignore these people and love yourself. You charge diligently, work hard, stay in shape, and smile at others. These are not to please others, but to dress yourself up, illuminate your own heart, and tell yourself: I am an independent and upward force.

25. I hope there is such a person who will pamper me to the point of being lawless. God's logic! Funny Phrases of the Year

Introduction: My mother was going on a business trip for a month. Before leaving, she suddenly asked me about my test scores. I was so happy that I replied, "I just finished the test and haven't come down yet." My mother came up and punched me. , I said aggrievedly, "Why did I get beaten before the results came out?" My mother picked up her luggage and said as she walked, "I have to take the test anyway, so I'll take it in advance." . .

1. While playing a game in an Internet cafe, someone suddenly said, "Where did your ID card come from?" Looking back, I saw a few police uncles asking a child. The child timidly said: "Network administrator." They said you should use your ID card to surf the Internet. I saw an ID number on a telephone pole outside, so I copied it down." The police uncle said angrily: "You dare to use the provincial ID card of a wanted criminal. How did your parents teach you this? , making our trip in vain”

2. I was taking a train home during the summer vacation, and there was an uncle sitting next to me. I got along very well with him. After we got off the train, someone drove to pick him up, and I took a ride with him. I took a ride and went home to show off to my mother that I came home without spending any money. As a result, my mother said, "Daughter, don't dare to do anything just because you are ugly. What if you meet a blind man?" ,...

3. The old neighbor went to the city to see his son and took a taxi. When the taxi driver saw a foreigner and was honest, he wanted to kill him. Although the road was only one kilometer, the driver circled the train station three times. On the fourth circle, the old man asked: Why are all the sculptures here the same? Driver replied: We are a new city, so the sculptures on the roadside will be the same. Old man: Oh, there may be such a situation, but there is one situation that will definitely not happen? What? The driver asked, and the old man replied: I saw an identical old man selling apples under the statues everywhere.

4. There was a guy from Shandong in the class. I don’t know if he read too many novels or something. One day he called himself "Sajia". It sounded smooth to him. Soon the whole class became popular, "Go to Sajia". "Go to class", "Go to Sajia all night", "Sajia has no money"..., are there any passionate rushes? One day, while queuing up in the cafeteria, he said, "Give Sajia three taels of rice." The chef was stunned for a long time, but there was no response...response...response, and the people behind him burst into laughter.

5. The phone rang, I picked it up and heard a man say: "Hi, I haven't contacted you in a long time. Do you know who I am?" It was another scam call, so I opened my mouth and replied: "Your son is with me. In hand, send the money tonight.

There was a pause and another voice sounded: "This is an insurance company. Do you need insurance?" "I sneered: "Original Korean facial mask, now 20% off~" The other party held it in for a long time: "You win" beep...

6. The matter of my husband's nephew, he was obsessed with it that time In the cartoon of Xiong Daxiong II, there was a boy in the kindergarten class who had his head shaved. He slapped him and asked: Bald Qiang, who asked you to chop down the tree? The boy cried immediately, and then my husband she My sister was called to school.

7. I had a fight with a guy last night, and the guy was a bald guy...Police: "How did you beat him up and lose his hair?" Me: "He is bald to begin with!" "Police: "They insisted that you were the one who killed me! Me: "Then I was injured too, very seriously. My arm was injured by him." The policeman looked at it and said, "Isn't this a birthmark?" Me: "He was definitely the one who hit me!" ”

8. I remember that in junior high school, a girl I liked drew a flower on my hand. I was happy for a long time. I was still admiring it when I got home. I even avoided taking a shower. The next day when I went to school, But she said with a look of disgust, Hey, you are so disgusting, you haven’t taken a shower.

9. She told her son in bed this morning: Although your mother only plays with her mobile phone every day and does not feed you, she often helps you. In the middle of taking a shower, I went to talk on the phone for an hour before I remembered that you were still soaking in the water. Although I am late every time I send you to kindergarten, today is Mother's Day, so you should treat me as a favor and go and kiss your father. Damn it. As soon as he said that, he was kicked out of bed by his wife. "Damn it, you dare to slander me." 10. Dasha brought a parrot into a certain country, and the customs staff stopped him: Sir, Your parrot has to pay taxes. Dasha asked: How much does it cost? He said: 50 US dollars for a live parrot and 15 US dollars for a stuffed parrot. The parrot screamed: Dasha, don’t be stingy!

11. A couple went to an art exhibition. The wife was highly myopic. She stood in front of a portrait and screamed: Oh my God! The woman in this painting is so ugly. The husband pulled her and said: Wife, please keep your voice down. Angry: Why? My husband said: There is a mirror in front of you.

12. I took a photography class in my spare time. In the class, a girl with heavy makeup asked the photographer: "When I take a selfie. How can I make the photos look more natural? "Facing this problem, the photographer said: First of all, you have to look more natural...

13. I was walking on the road today, and suddenly an old lady came over and fell down after touching me. I suddenly felt a little scared. How could I be so unlucky? As soon as I went out, I met a porcelain dealer. The old lady raised her head and said to me: "Hey, young man, get excited!" "Oh my God, what kind of people are these?

14. Lao Wang started to go bald in his forties, so he became very sensitive and couldn't stand others saying he was bald. One day A tractor passed by Lao Wang, and Lao Wang completely collapsed.

15. One day, I accidentally fell down and my knees were red and swollen. When I got home, I covered myself up and didn't want my mother to see it. , I was afraid that she would feel sorry for me, but my mother discovered it anyway. My mother glanced at me and said, "I told you, why can't you change positions with your boyfriend? Your knees are swollen, and you're too embarrassed to let me see them." ! "I burst into tears. I was stunned and speechless. Is this my real mother?

16. A rubber shoe factory came to our school to recruit workers. The boss asked: Why does the bird stand on the There was no electric shock on the high-voltage line? A student answered: Because he was wearing rubber shoes produced by our factory.

17. During the Qingming Festival, my best friend went to confess to her boyfriend. Unexpectedly, I was rejected, and then the climax came. My best friend replied: I'm sorry, I was possessed.

18. One time during the evening self-study of geography, the bell rang, and the geography teacher came five minutes late. I sat down. In the first row, as soon as he entered the classroom, my deskmate and I smelled a strong smell of alcohol. When we saw the geography teacher, his face was pink. He picked up the chalk and brushed it while writing. After a while we were all talking quietly underneath, and the geography teacher seemed to hear it, so he adjusted his glasses and said, "It's true that I drank some wine, but am I right?" "Come on, let's take a look at this dish." Suddenly the whole class felt internal injuries...

19. A: You did a good job at the funeral parlor, how could you be fired? B: Blame me for talking too much. A : What's wrong? B: That time I asked the family next to me how cooked it would be.

20. A famous doctor successfully cured a surrealist painter's eye disease. In order to thank him, the painter sent a painting to the doctor. The painting was of a huge eye, with every detail meticulous, and a portrait of a doctor painted in the pupil. The doctor looked at the lifelike portrait and said with emotion: Thank God! Fortunately I am not an anal doctor!

21. A friend works at the Civil Affairs Bureau. Yesterday I met a young couple who came over to get a divorce (the woman wanted to divorce). After persuading them a few words, the man started to reminisce and talk about his wife's various advantages, sweet little things, various life experiences in the past, and their beautiful plans for the future. After talking about it, the woman hugged the man and cried, saying that she didn't want to leave. . Then the man pushed the woman away and said to my friend: It’s better to leave. This woman has changed too much from before.

22. When Xiaoli wanted to cook, she asked her mother, who was playing mahjong, how many tubes of rice to buy. Her mother did not hear her question and played a card at random: nine tubes. As a result, they had this pot of rice. The whole family ate for three days.

23. Someone’s wife was sick and a doctor was invited to treat her. Not long after the doctor came, he asked: Do you have pliers at home? The man hurriedly found pliers, and after a while he said: Do you have a hammer? Someone was shocked and asked: What disease does my wife have? The doctor said: Don't worry, my medicine box hasn't been opened yet!

24. One day, I said to my mother: "Mom, let me help you wash the vegetables!" My mother said: "Huh, if you have nothing to do to be attentive, you must be asking me for something!" I pretended to be very polite. Angry! My mother looked at it and said, "Really? You really have nothing to ask me for? Then you can help me wash the potatoes and peel them!" I said to my mother very happily: "But I have to discuss something with you in advance. "Son!" My mother didn't even raise her head and said, "Huh, luckily I didn't buy potatoes today!" Ginger is still spicy, ugh...

25. It rained when I got home. My husband asked how you came back under such heavy rain. Me: It’s okay, I followed the car back. Husband: Then why are you still wet? Me: I just followed the car back! It was in front and I followed behind on my bicycle.

26. The neighbor’s grocery store owner. When his daughter got married, the master of ceremonies pulled the groom in front of the neighbors and said: Now you should have a few words with your son-in-law, right? The neighbor said: I still say the same old saying, you can go out now, and this will not be returned or exchanged.

27. My sister was working at the bank counter. A young man came to the counter and whispered: Please deposit this 1,000 yuan into my bankbook. After finishing the business, my sister also whispered: Please take your bankbook. The man turned around and walked a few steps, then turned back to his sister and said: I'm sorry, I have to speak so quietly, otherwise my car will hear that I have money left, and it will break down again.

28. A man in the office asked today: How old are you this year? Me: 88? Man: Damn, I can’t see it anymore. Is it well maintained? , can you reveal any secrets? I……. . . Countless grass mud horses drifted by. It's 88 years old, not 88 years old...Male: It turns out to be one from my old aunt. Me: ...can we still have a good chat?

29. As soon as Xiao Wang got home, his mother slapped him: "Tell me! Why did you fight with your classmates today!" Xiao Wang said aggrievedly: "I skipped class and went online today. How could I fight with my classmates?" People are fighting!" Before he finished speaking, his mother gave him a slap: "Your father said that you skipped class today and went online. I still don't believe it. It's true!" Xiao Wang is so smart...

30. When I was in love, my girlfriend said to me: "If you can wash the dishes, I will let you have fun at night." I smiled happily and went back to wash the dishes immediately! Sure enough, I had a great time. Unexpectedly, after we got married, my wife still said this: "If you rinse the bowl, I will consider letting you go tonight. Otherwise, you should be careful..." I was happy again. Laughed! Hurry to wash the dishes. . So, my wife was unhappy. Why is this? . . .

Editor’s note: My girlfriend is a bit guilty today! We were having dinner together just now, and she suddenly said to me: "I will definitely be a hot mom in the future." I smiled and said: "We are not married yet and have no children! How are you going to be a mother?" I didn't expect that, My girlfriend actually said silently: "Then I will eat more chili peppers." Damn, eat more chili peppers! Is she a hot mom? What a second-rate woman. . .

Sad Personalized Signature I like fairy tales so much, but this is not realistic at all

1. Thank you for accompanying me through a time that is neither long nor short but enough to warm my entire youth.

2. The so-called gods and goddesses are the kind of people who you can tell at a glance that they will never have any relationship with you in this life.

3. You have gone far but I am still here, hoping that you can turn around

4. All scenery and words are love words

5. You are My man, no matter what happens, you should tell me, tell me first.

6. I see disgust in your indifferent expression

7. If you really like me, distance doesn’t matter. If you really care about time, how long does it matter? If you really love, how long will it take? Years are nothing

8. You said that I was stabbed by the sun and you were covered in bruises.

9. Youth is like chopping onions. We all burst into tears, but we still enjoy it.

10. Saltwater fish and freshwater fish are destined to belong to different worlds

11. Love is when the hymen is broken at the first touch

12. She is too beautiful, so you gave up our relationship for years?

13. Did you mean that most of the memories you gave me will be unforgettable?

14. Because I like her, I can’t let go. Because I miss you so much

15. The so-called gods and goddesses are the kind of people who can tell at a glance that they will never have any relationship with you in this life

16. When all

17. Maybe there are two kinds of people in the world. One is when they see my bare feet and say, "Why don't you care about cleanliness so much?" The other is when they see me with bare feet and say everything. What should I do if you get sick?

18. If I can control my feelings, what will I do? If my heart can stop hurting, how can I be moved?

19. You are the light when it gets dark. The brightest light.

20. I sometimes drink and like to be free and indulgent

21. I want to be the person you like to see the most and the person you are least willing to say goodbye

i. I have liked you for so long in the blink of an eye,

22. I still care about you so much, but you still keep leaving again and again.

23. When I am sad, will you be there? Will you comfort me? Will you feel distressed?

1. Do you know why I ignore you? Because I am imitating you

24. What is your mentality when you question me?

25. What good things do you have that always make me miss you?

26. Everyone is afraid, especially Even after cherishing it with all your life, you still can’t keep anything.

27. Give me the courage to believe again and embrace you beyond lies

28. My concept of swear words is only used to assist me in venting my emotions vividly. A modal particle has nothing to do with the quality of a tutor

29. Do you still dare to get close to me, the thorny me? Do you dare to embrace me?

Three 10. I love you but I can’t keep you.

31. Not willing to just be a deserter but not courageous enough to repeat the same mistakes

32. I don’t understand that the school doesn’t allow us to fall in love and still makes us dress up! ! !

Thirty-three, tell me what’s popular these days! There must be something popular like "Where did dad go? Where did the time go?" That's it, damn it! I don’t even know where to go by plane

Thirty-four. Maturity is not about the heart growing old, but about being able to grin even if your heart is broken

Thirty-five. My whole life is like a conspiracy for you.

Thirty-six. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood

Thirty-seven. [How can I treat you as before when you have changed your appearance]

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Thirty-eight, I dreamed that I turned into a cup of milk tea, and then I went around the earth

Thirty-nine, don’t test people’s hearts, you will not only be disappointed but even despair

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40. I really like fairy tales, but this is not at all realistic.

41. Treat each other as enemies, at least we won’t feel any heartache if we attack each other

42. Now we are working hard just to realize the awesomeness we boasted about in childhood.

43. One day, you will get used to not having my greetings

44. The sunshine and warmth met you unexpectedly that day

< p> 45. Time continues to rewind. The longer I love you, the more I will get used to it.