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Inter Milan Living in Jealousy

The most depressing thing in the world is that in the past, I was always suppressed and looked up, but now I think I have completely transcended the feud. When you were about to look down, you found that he had already gone to another mountain peak, smiling mockingly at you from a higher place.

League, Champions League, Coppa Italia, Toyota Cup, League, Club World Cup, European Super Cup, all the champions that come to mind seem to be against Inter Milan. No champion of any competition is more powerful than his city rival. many.

When he stole the title of "Italian Derby", AC Milan was having a European derby with Real Madrid. While his own king was still working hard to be the best foreign player in the Italian League, Kaká was already the double Mr. World champion, winning 13 super awards. When he waited for 18 years and finally won the league championship by relying on eavesdropping unconvincingly, Inter Milan's cousin AC Milan had already won the European Championship and the World Championship, but his own European Championship was still far away, as if he would have to do it again. Waiting for 45 years may not yield any results.

What makes me even more embarrassed is that the forward who was called trash by Inter Milan fans when he was at Juventus and the king of diving has now become his own king. After coming to Inter Milan, Their fans immediately dubbed him "The King", "The World's No. 1 Center" and "The Shooting Machine". How ironic. But this fully illustrates the strong and perverted jealousy of the Inter Milan club and its fans. This mentality led to the huge transformation of Adelaide from a rubbish forward to a shooting machine, from a diving king to a king overnight.

Due to jealousy, Inter Milan’s distorted mentality has reached the extreme of Inter Milan’s mentality from the club’s president and coach to the fans. As a result, arguments such as "The Club World Cup is just a friendly match for Japan" came from the brainless mouth of their chairman and head coach. As a result, the world was shocked, and people looked at Inter Milan with contempt. When the Champions League draws were made, and Champions League officials said that the Club World Cup was the most important club event in the world, and when they thanked Milan for bringing glory to Europe, Mancini and Moratti were probably scolding their fathers at that time.

Jealousy and anger make people lose their minds. When Inter Milan shouts "We have not been relegated" three times and then laughs in their dreams, something embarrassing happens for them. The Chinese Super League competes every year. Guoan fans, who are number one but have never been number one, disdainfully told Inter Milan fans: "Our Guoan team has not only never been relegated, but we have never finished last in the league, and we have never bribed referees or given them gyms and gold watches..." .So, when this Inter Milan fan heard this sentence, he went crazy on the spot. On the way to the mental hospital, he was still chanting "We have not been relegated".

As a representative of Europe and the world, Champion, Milan fans are generous. Milan fans never often mention that they once killed Inter Milan nine times in a row, or that they often killed Inter Milan with double kills, three kills, and four kills. However, the distorted mentality of Inter Milan fans led to him telling others that we would double beat AC Milan just nine years later. This twisted mentality and jealousy make his thoughts extremely morbid. The Milan Derby 6:0 Inter Milan always echoed in their hearts.

Inter Milan will never give you more championships than anyone else, because the number of any championship is an order of magnitude less than its cousin AC Milan. And what’s even more frustrating for them is all the shameful records they keep. The biggest loss record in the Milan derby is 0:6, the biggest loss record of an Italian team in the European war is 1:7, the biggest loss record in the league is 1:9, the biggest loss record in the Italian Cup final is 2:6, and the biggest disparity in shot ratio in a draw in European competitions. Compared with ball control. The longest losing streak in the Milan derby is 9 consecutive losses, etc., etc., etc., which made them crazy. They have extremely low self-esteem. -----As a result, the extreme inferiority complex gave rise to jealousy.

The extreme jealousy and inferiority complex gave rise to a dark side in their hearts, "Why didn't Vieri go next door? If you don’t win the championship, come to us and be sure to eavesdrop.” So they tapped all of Vieri's call records.

This reminds me of a husband who has no ability but has a wife who is as beautiful as a flower. A good thing turned into a bad thing. The husband, who had extremely low self-esteem, monitored his wife every day. Before going to bed every day, he thought, "I have no ability, why will my wife marry me?" Moratti had the same heart.

He won the Serie A championship in an extremely despicable manner. When he was about to walk to the door of the Milan club with the trophy to show off, he saw Maldini holding a European trophy three times larger than his own trophy, surrounded by thousands of people. The championship trophy is coming to me. now. Moratti is crazy, Mancini is crazy, their eyes are dark, and Mourinho's words are heard in their ears: "Their (Inter Milan) championship is only printed on the jersey."

In the new season, Inter Milan takes the trouble to tell others every day. We are the best team in Europe, and both our teams can win the Serie A championship. It's like telling others, don't mess with me, I'm a strong team. Something unexpected happened to them. Most of the teams in the European arena regarded them as the lovers of their dreams. Valencia came towards them with a smile, the head coach of Yellow Submarine took the initiative to run over to greet them, and Barcelona waved to them. . Bayern Munich said sourly what everyone was thinking: "Drawing Inter Milan means advancing to the next round in advance." Mancini became angry and shouted: "Aren't you afraid of us?" Bayern Munich head coach Magath replied: "Afraid? They are not AC Milan."

Yes. Magath's "Afraid? They are not AC Milan" has become an eternal pain in the hearts of Inter Milan fans. Mourinho's words "their championship is only printed on the jersey" will always make Inter Milan fans feel inferior.

The extremely perverted hearts of Inter Milan fans curse Milan for not winning at home in the league all day long, as if Milan's poor performance can comfort their jealous hearts. The eagle may sometimes fly lower than the chicken, but the chicken can never fly higher than the eagle. The hen of Inter Milan can only start its Milan Derby with low self-esteem. I recall 0:6 with trepidation.

Inter Milan lives in jealousy.

Note: This is an article from a few years ago, so Inter Milan did not steal so many championships at that time, Kaká was also from Milan, etc. Inter fans, there is no need to say so many disgusting remarks, and the article does not have as dirty language as you, so it is not as disgusting as you, thank you!

Since you like the bonus Inter Milan jokes so much:

A fan asked God when Inter Milan will win the Champions League, and God blurted out "tomorrow".

The fan was a little confused and asked, "Are you kidding me?"

God turned around, sighed helplessly and said silently: "You were the one who joked first!"

Q: What do Inter Milan fans do after seeing their team win Serie A, Italian Cup, European Champions Cup and Toyota Cup?

Answer: Turn off the ps3 and go to bed!

Customer: Why is there only the first half of this game (03/04 season Milan-Inter)?

Salesperson: Because this is published by the Inter Milan club. (Inter Milan first half 2 Leading by 0, Milan made a big comeback in the second half)

The meaning of happiness

Old Mo held a banquet and invited all the players to attend. While the banquet was going on, everyone began to gather together and talk about what happiness is.

The Chinese boy spoke first: "I think it is happiest to have a high salary and not have to participate in competitions."

The king looked at him disdainfully: "Eat, drink and have fun with a high salary. There’s no need to train, that’s the happiest thing.”

Materazzi laughed: “I think the happiest thing is when I scold someone and the referee gives them a red card.”

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Lao Mo patted Lao Ma on the shoulder and said: "What's that? The happiest thing is that we are ranked third in the league, but in the end we can win the championship trophy!"

The players said in unison Said: "The chairman still has meaning!

We have been making progress

After the first round of the 2006-07 Italian Cup final, most fans of a certain pure team left with their heads down and curses. In the stadium, there was only one old fan wearing a blue and black jersey, but he looked extremely happy.

The fans were angry and surrounded him: "We have lost like this, how can you still be so happy?!"

"You are young and don't know history. ? When we lost to Juventus 1:9, we lost a total of 8 points; later we lost to Monchengladbach 1:7, and lost to Milan 0:6, and we only lost 6 points; now we lose 1:5 Arsenal lost 2:6 to Roma and only lost 4 points. What an amazing improvement!"

After hearing this, the fans suddenly became much happy.

"It turns out we have been making progress!..."

A: Do you like football? B: Yes, I like it very much.

A: Then What team do you support?

B: Inter Milan. (5 seconds later)

A: Didn’t you just say you like football?

A: You What did you see when you came out of the dentist?

B: I saw a Juventus fan whose teeth were dyed black and white. A Roma fan’s teeth were stained a little yellow and a little red when he smiled.

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A: Then...

B: A Milan fan, his teeth are a little red and a little black when he smiles.

A: Then...

B: The last one is an Inter Milan fan, but the color of the teeth cannot be seen clearly because they have not smiled for a long time.

After meeting with the players, the president met with the top executives of the three clubs lead. He also specially appointed Moratti, who had "abdicated". He asked everyone to introduce their most regrettable moments.

Juventus manager Mogi said: "I have no regrets or pain. If I have to say it, it is the last 15 seconds of the Champions League final."

"I have no regrets either. ." Galliani said, "Except for the last 15 seconds of the Toyota Cup."

It was Moratti's turn in the end, "I have no pain or regrets, except for the last 15 years."

The president asked again: "If another main defender is injured and you have to buy someone, what will you do?"

Moji first replied: "I will buy a rookie defender, you You know, big brands are very expensive!"

Galliani said: "I will buy a veteran, old is better!"

Moratti looked at it with contempt. The two of them confidently said loudly, "Buy another striker!"

Recoba hurriedly said to Moratti: "Boss, please be sure to snatch the league championship. I This is the first time."

"Damn it, do you think it's my second time?" Moratti replied.