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What is the crosstalk word for "Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang's laughter"?

Meng Hetang: If you don’t have anything to do, make skewers at home. Teacher Sun enjoys skewers.

Zhou Jiuliang: Really?

Meng Hetang: Purebreds don’t even play, they just play skewers.

Zhou Jiuliang: Dog.

Meng Hetang: It’s a good time to play together. This and that bracelet.

Zhou Jiuliang: You made it clear.

Meng Hetang: People who wear that around their neck are called Pan Na, right? I have a vaginal discharge, and when I masturbate at home every day, I get sparks.

Zhou Jiuliang: Wait a moment, what kind of skewers is this, and this is flint.

Meng Hetang: He can do that.

Zhou Jiuliang: That’s the deal.

Meng Hetang: Is this paste correct?

Zhou Jiuliang: Yes.

Meng Hetang: This batter, regardless of this or that walnut.

Zhou Jiuliang: Yes.

Meng Hetang: Walnut people are very particular. If anything, we call them Menjian'er, right?

Zhou Jiuliang: Yes.

Meng Hetang: Official hat, he even told me about playing with a lion’s head. You must not bite your hands when playing with a lion’s head. Oh my god.

Zhou Jiuliang: Wait a moment, how to play with the lion head.

Meng Hetang: As for how to play with the lion head, I have to play in the zoo.

Zhou Jiuliang: Yes.

Meng Hetang: Because it’s impossible to play. Find two obedient lions, sit there and don't move. Today, I will ask you to be obedient. The more you ask, the brighter they will be.

Zhou Jiuliang: The lion’s hair will explode.

Meng Hetang: It’s a lion’s head.

Zhou Jiuliang: Not that one, Lion Head.

Meng Hetang: Oh, yes, yes, such a big one.

Zhou Jiuliang: Yes.

Meng Hetang: It’s such a big piece. If you put it in your hand, the minced meat will fall out.

Zhou Jiuliang: Please wait a moment. You said this variety is called Sixi.

Meng Hetang: Rub it, Teacher Sun likes to rub it.

Zhou Jiuliang: Isn’t this a meatball?

Meng Hetang: When kneading this, it needs to be coated with pulp. What should I do if it doesn’t light up? Pour some juice on top.

Zhou Jiuliang: Yes, otherwise it wouldn’t be salty.

Meng Hetang: Put some chopped green onion, some minced leeks, and knead it there. What should I do if I get hungry?

Zhou Jiuliang: Eaten?

Meng Hetang: Practice swallowing iron balls.

Zhou Jiuliang: Why is this so disgusting? Swallow it, okay, this rectum.

Extended information:

Zhou Jiuliang, whose real name is Zhou Hang, was born on September 14, 1994. His ancestral home is Heze City, Shandong Province. He is a crosstalk actor in Mainland China.

In 2009, he entered Deyun Art Club to study cross talk performance. On September 4, 2013, he became a disciple of Guo Degang. Crosstalk actor, partnered with Meng Hetang since 2010.

In 2018, he participated in Dragon TV's crosstalk competition program "New Crosstalk" and won the national championship.

Meng Hetang, whose real name is Meng Xianghui, was born in Heilongjiang Province on April 26, 1988. He is a crosstalk actor in Mainland China.

On November 17, 2010, he participated in the Tianjin Satellite TV talk show "Tonight's Show" Deyun Club Talent Show.

In December, he served as the host of the Deyun Society Christmas Eve Crosstalk Party.

On January 24, 2012, he participated in Jiangsu Satellite TV's Spring Festival special program "Have to Laugh".

On November 10th, he participated in the Deyun Club Crosstalk Special at the Sun Yat-Sen Memorial Hall in Guangzhou.

In 2013, he participated in the recording of the comedy show "Da Qian's World" hosted by Yu Qian.

In 2017, he participated in the Deyun Society's "Deyun Three Treasures" special performance at the Tangshan Grand Theater.