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Why did Qin Qiong become a goalkeeper?

Qin Qiong Qin Baoshu, a founder of the Tang Dynasty and one of the "Twenty-four Criminals of Lingyange", was an excellent employee. His boss was in trouble, which led him to jump ship many times.

Friends from the countryside may remember the two gatekeepers standing at your door with swords and soldiers, one of whom is Qin Qiong.

Why did you make him a guard? Because the ghost is afraid of him, with his guardian, the ghost dare not enter the door!

1, became famous in World War I.

Qin Qiong (? -638), the word Uncle Bao, was born in Licheng (now Jinan City, Shandong Province). A famous soldier in the late Sui Dynasty and early Tang Dynasty, a founding sinner in the Tang Dynasty. From the official to Zuo Wuwei, he is a general and a wing master. Later, he was posthumously awarded as the governor of Xuzhou and Hu Guogong, saying that he was strong. Zhenguan entered Lingyange in seventeen years.

Although he ranks among the "Twenty-four Offenders in Lingyange", Qin Qiong's Excellence is full of complaints. Many sinners ranked before him are not as good as him, because he is the only coward in the million-strong army who can win the leader of the enemy general in advance.

Qin Yuan was an employee of the Sui Dynasty and worked under the account of the ministers of the Sui Dynasty. At that time, although he was basically a diaosi, his subordinates had already looked at him with new eyes, which was even worse than when a general who was a nurse learned that his mother had died and sent someone to his house to miss him.

This is the first time, which puzzled the soldiers. Isn't Qin always related to us?

They asked the escort: "In the past, so many soldiers died in their own homes, and you ignored the generals, let alone sent people to remember them. Why does the death of this Qin Qiong disturb your old man? "

The escort said, although you don't look at Xiao Qin now, it's still the same, but this boy is brave and tough, with lofty aspirations and unknown moral character. The future must be gray and often promising. If you were him, I would send someone to remember him when he died!

It's really visionary to take care of your son. Not long after, Qin Qiong made a magnificent statement in Eight Years of Great Cause (AD 6 12).

In December of that year, Lu Jubing, a native of Zhuozhou, Hebei Province, rebelled against the banner (now Gupi Town, Suining County, Jiangsu Province), and the troops rapidly developed to more than 100,000 people. Zhang Xutuo, the official of Qixian County (slightly less than the satrap), led tens of thousands of people to conquer.

After decades of confrontation, Zhang Xutuo couldn't hold on any longer. Because food and grass are exhausted, soldiers can't go to war on an empty stomach, let alone wait for people to go to war on an empty stomach. Evacuation is the only way.

In this case, evacuation is undoubtedly a kind of adventure, because the other party is not a fool, and will definitely pursue it.

The battle-hardened Zhang Xutuo is even more stupid. He not only "calculated" this, but also wanted to invent a miracle by the pursuit of the other party. Therefore, he said to the soldiers, "When our army retreats, we will definitely pursue it. At that time, his base camp will be enriched. This is an excellent opportunity for us. We only need 1000 men to attack and we will certainly get it. It's just that this trip must be very dangerous. It must be, oh no, maybe there is no return. I wonder which general dares to go? "

All is silent. Just when he was desperate, he heard two voices at the same time: "I will go!" " "

Qin Qiong played by Yan Kuan is very handsome.

Qin and Luo Shixin volunteered. Zhang Xutuo praised the nod, and let them each lead one thousand troops to ambush among the reeds in the only way, while himself led a mighty army to evacuate.

As expected, when Zhang Xutuo withdrew, he lost the news and led the army to pursue, leaving only a large number of troops to defend the base camp. Qin Qiong and Luo Shixin attacked and burned more than 30 camps. Lu was furious and quickly led the troops to Huiyuan, only to be beaten fat by a lion led by Zhang Xutuo.

Only in this world war I, Lu won a great victory, leaving more than 100 people, and more than 10 people fled with him. Qin Qiong and Luo Shixin became famous in the First World War.

2. First cast the crock, then cast the king.

In the 12th year of Great Cause (AD 6 16), Qin Qiong once again went out with Zhang Xutuo to attack the Wagang Army.

Wagangjun is not, nor is it so easy to fight. Zhang Xutuo not only didn't take advantage, but fell into the trap of Wagangjun and died. The Lord died, leaderless, so he had to lead the rest of the troops and take refuge in Pei, who was guarding Wu prison (now in Sishui Town, Xingyang, Henan Province).

General Pei, who was also a member of the Sui Dynasty, and another general of the Sui Dynasty were both worried about the soldiers' gifts. After being impeached several times, Pei made him happy and led the army to Wagang.

Since Qin Qiong took refuge in Pei, he naturally came from Pei. When Pei Renji went there, he naturally followed.

Shi Mi (582-6 19) was born in Chang 'an, Jingzhao (now Xi, Shaanxi). At the end of Sui Dynasty, Shi Mi became the leader of Wagang Army. Qin Qiong's arrival was warmly sent off by Shi Biao.

Old Shi Mi, a teacher in Qin Qiong, had already heard of his arrival, which made Lao Li very miserable. He immediately hired Qin Qiong as a title of generals in ancient times, and paid him handsomely.

Unfortunately, Qin Qionggang gave Shi Biao a trick of "turning defeat into victory", and later the latter suffered a big defeat.

The work originated in the 14th year of Daye (6 18). A great event happened that year. The emperor was killed by the rebel leader. The Wagang Army headed by Shi Biao is also a "rebel army", and they are all sworn enemies of the Sui Dynasty. But he is a rebel, but he can't see others better than him. So he said to him, let's play after the reform. It's better to play early than late. It's not good to call again when he sits up. Qin Qiong says you are old, it's up to you.

As a result, the PK of Shimi and Yu began, which is the so-called "Tongshan War" in history. In this campaign, Shi Biao was hit by a stream vector, and everyone around him was beaten out of sight. Thanks to him, he not only maintained the smooth encirclement of Shi Biao, but also collected the defeated soldiers and defeated Yu.

Qin Qiong saved the day, which was supposed to be a popular job, but Shi Biao did a stupid thing and didn't give a gift to his defeated team. Of course, people don't want to They began to complain about Shi Biao, and some even threatened to fight again. Don't expect me to work hard.

Sure enough, when another troubled times hero Wang led troops to call, some soldiers stopped working and Shi Biao was completely defeated. When Qin Qiong saw Shi Biao, he really had to leave this time. I am still a smart person. I went to the king with my own army and was hired by the king as General Long Xiang.

Step 3: First jump

He repented less than a year after he defected to the queen. Because of this king, he is both dangerous and cunning. He not only abolished Yang Dong, the grandson of Emperor Yang Di Yang Guang, but also executed Pei and others who defected to him.

I thought this man couldn't help it. I didn't want to mix with people with poor moral character, so I discussed it with Cheng. You see, are we with the wrong boss? Cheng said I think so too. Qin Qiong said let's go. This is no place for us. Wang has ulterior motives and will fall sooner or later. We can't be buried with him

Cheng also wants to go, but which way to go? Heroes gather, who is the real hero? Say I think Li is good. Let's go to their house. Go away, go away, they immediately dismounted and drove away.

The surname Li refers to the person.

Qin Qiong's arrival, Tang Gaozu naturally very happy, the general's teacher, Li Mouru thunder irrigation ear, farewell farewell. Now that the Great Bodhisattva has come, we should build him a big temple. Which temple is so big? Li Shimin, the second child.

Besides, it's a pity to give such an excellent talent to others. Qin Qiong was assigned to work in Li Shimin Building and was hired by Li Shimin as the general manager of Ma Jun. ..

In the second year of job-hopping to Tang Liying (the third year of Wude, AD 620), Qin Qiong followed Li Shimin to conquer Song Jingang (another peasant uprising army at the end of Sui Dynasty), suffered a series of defeats, and also lost a "windfall" and handed over another goalkeeper, Weichi Gong.

Li Yuan (June 25th, 566-635), born in Ji Cheng, Longxi (Tianshui, Gansu), born in Yaoshan, xing zhou (Longyao, Xingtai), was the son of People's Republic of China (PRC) in the Tang Dynasty. Qin Qiong made a great contribution, and he longed to cut off his own meat for him to eat.

In this conquest of Song Jingang, Qin Qiong committed the most crimes and made the greatest contribution. Li Yuan was moved to tears. After giving him the most prestigious golden urn, he said, "General Qin, you have lost your wife and children's lives, and you have come all the way to take refuge and made such a great contribution. I really want to cut the meat for you. " Immediately worshipped Qin Qiong as the right army of Qin, and gave him gold 100 Jin and 6,000 pieces of variegated colors, making him a pillar country.

From that day on, Qin Qiong officially stepped into the national pillar.

Perhaps even Qin Qiong himself didn't expect that in the past July, he once again made people sit up and take notice. As a striker, he bravely led only a few dozen cavalry through fire and water, which really made people understand what an improper hero is!

Defeat the queen, make lord protector, give gold 100 Jin and 7000 silk.

It is worth mentioning that Qin Qiong is still the sinner of "the change of Xuanwu Gate". Without him, Li Shimin would never have killed Lao Li Cheng Jian and his younger brother Li Yuanji.

This time, I finally got it right. This former boss is the boss he wants. The boss, of course, didn't give him preferential treatment, and his diligence lost its due reward.

Of course, he also paid a lot. He has been through many battles, big and small, which caused him minor injuries, almost lost his life several times and ruined his figure. At present, there is no fight, and Good Day soon begins to get sick, and it is very serious.

In the 12th year of Zhenguan (A.D. 638), Qin Qiong died of illness, and Emperor Taizong posthumously presented him as the prefect of Xuzhou and was buried with Zhaoling.

In order to punish his brilliant exploits, Li Shimin ordered a stone man and a stone horse to be erected in front of his grave, and then hung his portrait in Lingyange, giving him an unparalleled aristocratic reputation.

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