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Misinterpretation of the most fashionable classic nouns in 2020

Apologize-the foreshadowing of offending again in the future.

Puppy love-beautiful mistake.

Comfort-the feeling of excitement at the thought of neighbors fidgeting.

Happiness-the thought of another person's tragic experience will produce a sense of pleasure.

Plagiarism-this is a literary coincidence, which begins with humiliation and ends with honor.

Love-this is a temporary mental illness, which can be cured through marriage, and it is also effective to keep patients away from the source of the disease. .....

Pirates-politicians at sea.

Fool of the court-plaintiff.

Naivety-the first weakness that we, especially our parents, are willing to admit after doing stupid things and making mistakes. The buzzword now is "paying tuition".

Lose one's temper-a technique specially suitable for subordinates, villains or tolerant people.

Shrimp-Red days are the saddest time.

Defamation-Malicious imposition of bad things you want to do but have no chance to do.

Clothing-a sign used to distinguish people from animals.

Happiness-is that a person shows extraordinary excitement when facing the pain of others.

Air-the nutrition given to the poor by generous God.

Counterfeit money-naturally, some lawless elements quietly imitate real money in order to reduce the labor intensity of the printing workers in the mint, but the problem is that banks always refuse to accept it on the grounds of poor product quality.

Despise-this is the emotion that a cautious person shows when facing an enemy who is too strong to fight with.

Debate-this is a battle to replace deadly shells and ruthless bayonets with spit and ink.

Dialogue-a market that displays all kinds of trivial spiritual goods. Everyone at the exhibition is looking at other people's goods and planning how to set up their own jars.

Legal person-this is a clever setting, and individuals can use it to make profits without taking any responsibility.

Bear the burden of humiliation-a kind of soft qigong that men often practice hard after marriage.

Applause-a common way for the audience to express their holiday mood at the end of the speech.

Hometown-a place where people only call you by your nickname.

Disaster-this thing can remind us most accurately that things in life cannot be arranged by ourselves. There are two kinds of disasters: one is our own misfortune, and the other is the luck of others.

Cannon: a tool used to correct national boundaries.

Cat-this is a flexible and indestructible automatic device provided by the creator, which is specially designed for you to kick around when your family life is not satisfactory.

Circus-This is a place where old horses, ponies and elephants are allowed to watch men, women and children play fools.

Clarinet-this is a torture device operated by a man with cotton in his ear.

Praise-appreciate the achievements of others, which can be similar to ours, but can't be compared with ours.

Business-a process of wealth transfer-A takes C's property from B as compensation, and B takes E's wallet from Ding's pocket.

Intimate friend-a person who tells his secret to Ding.

Congratulations-polite jealousy.

Expert-this is an expert who knows everything about some things and knows nothing about others.

Comfort-it's comforting to know that someone is better than you but more unfortunate than you.

Negotiation-asking for others' consent, in fact, I have made a decision.

Acacia-the most effective way to lose weight.

Modesty-an act that you make sure others can't accept after giving up.

Nonsense-I can't wait to know the taste of "meat"

Quarrel-the most concerned sports competition in the world, with two or more people participating.

Price-the amount paid for something, which is different from its real value.

Coward-a person who thinks with his feet in a crisis.

Skill-what fools use to replace their brains.

A critic claims that it is hard to be liked because no one can please him.

Patient-someone who finally values life more than money.

Shareholders-philanthropists who have contributed to the securities market.

Clumsiness-this is a virtue enjoyed by chubby men and smart women. The former wins women's joy, while the latter gains men's concern.

Pain-this is an uncomfortable mental state, which is caused by some kind of physical injury, but it may also be purely psychological and caused by another person's good luck.

Xi an's old photo-royal photo album.

Hebei sauce meat time-honored brand-the meat is overcooked.

Treason-this is the ability to distinguish cowardly animals or people. People who have this ability can get unlimited spiritual satisfaction, and at the same time they will inevitably suffer great physical pain.

Curiosity-this is an annoying quality in a woman's heart. To know whether a woman is disgusting and curious is one of the most passionate and unsatisfied passions in a man's heart.

2020 Momo's most popular fashion classic quotations

1. If you treat your wife badly, don't blame others for treating her well.

2, don't be invisible, I have deleted you.

Falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

4. Naively thought I got the whole world. It turns out that I am only in a corner of your world.

If one day you die, you must die disgracefully.

6. Are you used to the people I trained?

7. There is a feeling that there is no chance, and a kind of giving up is called fulfillment.

8. We learned to fight for the first time, to lie, and to hurt is love.

9. If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

10, I forgot how simple I used to be. I can't swear and I can't hide the knife in my heart.

1 1, what is friendship … friendship is: although I know you steal my candy every day, I still put it in the same place every day …

12, one of the most painful things in the world is not being alone, but being surrounded by people, which makes you feel lonely.

13, you can not praise the content of this speech, but I just want to express the fourteenth word, the sixteenth word and the eighth word.

14, don't feel insignificant, because you are irreplaceable to someone.

15. If one day I make you angry. You can hit me, scold me and be mean to me. But don't leave me, okay?

16, sometimes I feel like a psycho; Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.

17, in life, boring time is also a limited edition. So, don't waste new tears for old sadness.

18, I hope that after many years, at some point, when you think of me occasionally, you will still have a smile on your face.

19, the biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels blind from the beginning.

20. Just don't meet. You will always be the one I remember.

2 1, one earth, 224 countries, 7 billion people, how lucky I am to meet you.

22. After you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, so that you can learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

23. I can accept failure, but I don't accept failure that I haven't tried!

24. Some things are lost, which is more unforgettable than having them.

25. To really like someone is that he doesn't meet your standards at all, and you still like him so much.

26. For men, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "Be gentle and hurt a little".

27. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

28. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

29. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

30. The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.

As soon as the alarm clock rang, I jumped up and planned to go to school. Suddenly, I graduated. Suddenly I was wide awake. My heart is empty.

32. A man's greatest failure is to make his woman cry and be coaxed by others.

33. People will meet about 29.2 million people in their lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love is zero. 000049, so you don't love me, I don't blame you.

The recent visitors haven't seen you for a long time.

35. If the sky is sentimental and the sky is old, the object who robbed me will die early.

36. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and run out of breath.

37. The most tangled thing is that the junior high school teacher said that your senior high school teacher would speak, and the senior high school teacher said that your teacher should speak when you were in junior high school.

38. Good night is the greatest comfort for insomnia.

Momo is the most popular fashion in 2020.

1. If you treat your wife badly, don't blame others for treating her well.

2, don't be invisible, I have deleted you.

Falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

4. Naively thought I got the whole world. It turns out that I am only in a corner of your world.

If one day you die, you must die disgracefully.

6. Are you used to the people I trained?

7. There is a feeling that there is no chance, and a kind of giving up is called fulfillment.

8. We learned to fight for the first time, to lie, and to hurt is love.

9. If you think I'm gullible, please go on and I'll watch you perform.

10, I forgot how simple I used to be. I can't swear and I can't hide the knife in my heart.

1 1, what is friendship … friendship is: although I know you steal my candy every day, I still put it in the same place every day …

12, one of the most painful things in the world is not being alone, but being surrounded by people, which makes you feel lonely.

13, you can not praise the content of this speech, but I just want to express the fourteenth word, the sixteenth word and the eighth word.

14, don't feel insignificant, because you are irreplaceable to someone.

15. If one day I make you angry. You can hit me, scold me and be mean to me. But don't leave me, okay?

16, sometimes I feel like a psycho; Not only do you struggle with yourself, but you will also disturb others.

17, in life, boring time is also a limited edition. So, don't waste new tears for old sadness.

18, I hope that after many years, at some point, when you think of me occasionally, you will still have a smile on your face.

19, the biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels blind from the beginning.

20. Just don't meet. You will always be the one I remember.

2 1, one earth, 224 countries, 7 billion people, how lucky I am to meet you.

22. After you get the happiness that truly belongs to you, you will understand that the pain together is actually a kind of wealth, so that you can learn to better grasp and cherish the people you love.

23. I can accept failure, but I don't accept failure that I haven't tried!

24. Some things are lost, which is more unforgettable than having them.

25. To really like someone is that he doesn't meet your standards at all, and you still like him so much.

26. For men, the three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "Be gentle and hurt a little".

27. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

28. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

29. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. After breaking up, treat it as a joke.

30. The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.

As soon as the alarm clock rang, I jumped up and planned to go to school. Suddenly, I graduated. Suddenly I was wide awake. My heart is empty.

32. A man's greatest failure is to make his woman cry and be coaxed by others.

33. People will meet about 29.2 million people in their lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love is zero. 000049, so you don't love me, I don't blame you.

The recent visitors haven't seen you for a long time.

35. If the sky is sentimental and the sky is old, the object who robbed me will die early.

36. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your names on your underpants and run out of breath.

37. The most tangled thing is that the junior high school teacher said that your senior high school teacher would speak, and the senior high school teacher said that your teacher should speak when you were in junior high school.

38. Good night is the greatest comfort for insomnia.

2020 fashion classic sentences

1, there is a person in everyone's heart, no longer a lover or a friend. Time has passed, whether I like it or not, I will always get used to thinking of you. Then I hope you are all right.

You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination. Because of you, I have become serious, changed and sad ... I don't want to dwell on the past, worry about missing it, and humble myself. If you don't hesitate, I won't love you.

3. Now I'm over it. No one belongs to anyone. No one will be with anyone all his life. I just hope we're all okay. That's funny. Live a good life. Live a good life.

4. I am not good, but there is only one. Cherish or not. If one day you lose me, I won't let you find me again. Friendship or love? If I leave, I can't live any longer.

5. If I don't care about you, I won't smile at you; Will not become so fragile; Don't care about everything you do, don't miss you quietly; I won't remember every word you say, and I won't be sad for you; Will not cherish the time with you; Will not always think of you involuntarily; Don't let the pain torment yourself so easily; I won't argue with you about trifles; It's all just because I care about you.

6. A good man can stand temptation, and a good woman can stand loneliness. Love can be simple. But not casually. Most proud women marry humble men, and most proud men marry humble women. There are no beautiful angels, only kind women. No two people can't be together, only two hearts can't be together. So don't compromise easily. It's better to be single than lacking.

7. Love and marriage are based on loyalty, trust and compromise. If a person loves you very much but has an affair, it is not love; It is not a good marriage for a person to value you but never trust you. And two people seem to love each other, but they are unwilling to give up a part of their lives for each other. This is not a long-term love. Loyal to love, trusting lovers and sacrificing each other, this is a happy marriage.

8. Have an independent and strong girl. She would rather endure too much loneliness and pain than mention it to others. She gets depressed occasionally. When a friend asked her what was wrong, she would only say nothing. Actually, she just feels tired. She just needs a hug. When she meets a person who really understands that she loves her and dotes on her, she will be quiet, willing to be quiet, not annoying, not noisy, and do everything she can with him with peace of mind.

9. Sometimes, you give up on someone, not because you no longer care, but because you realize that he no longer cares. Now I understand that a person can be sad without emotion, words and expressions.

10, when everyone ignores you, don't be sad, everyone has their own life, and no one can always accompany you. Don't be too kind to a person, because you will eventually find that after a long time, that person will get used to it and then take everything you do for granted. In fact, I could have been stupid enough to ignore the return at all costs, but the reality is always chilling. In fact, you clearly know that the lowest thing is feelings, and the coolest thing is people's hearts.

1 1. Some things are doomed to miss you. If you persist, you will eventually leave you. Some people can only be passers-by in your life If you linger on, all your expectations will eventually come to nothing. If it doesn't belong to you, then give it up. The world is vast and gloomy. What we can have is limited after all. Don't let endless desires bury the original happiness and happiness. If you want to catch anything, you can only catch nothing in the end.

12, I often don't understand why I live like this every day. It seems that because everyone is like this, I accepted it, without even refusing or resisting it. Going home and lying in bed every day, the inexplicable emptiness spreads. There is a voice screaming in my heart. I am unhappy. I don't like my present life. Go to bed tired, get up the next day, and so on.

13, people who like you will call you in the middle of the night and chat late; People who love you, watching you online in the middle of the night will push you offline. People who like you will talk well and care about you when you are sick; People who love you will care about your troubles and force you to see a doctor when you are sick. People who like you say they will give you the greatest happiness; The person who loves you can only assure you that he is happiest when you are with him.

14, please cherish the people around you who love you silently. Maybe, one day he really left. You will find that it is you, not him, who can't live without each other.

15. There is always only one way to forget a relationship: time and new love. If neither time nor new love can make you forget a relationship, there is only one reason: time is not long enough and new love is not good enough.

16, one day your edges and corners will be smoothed by the world, you will pull out your thorns, you will learn to smile at the person you hate, and you will become a quiet person.

17, your kindness is like a candy to others, if you eat it, it will be gone; Your badness is like someone else's scar. If you stay, it will last forever. This is human nature. We can only grasp our inner purity and remember the candy given to us by others, not the scars. Such a world is the world we really want to create.

18, I am self-sufficient from beginning to end. I don't know what I am waiting for, just as I don't know what I am waiting for.

19, when you are injured, you will feel pain; However, one day, you will thank those who have loved and hurt you. All this is training. Then you will grow up, mature and wise. After crying all night, you will thank all the people who have known, loved, hurt and never been together. They created you.

To be a good girl, we must be kind and honest first. Be frank. Don't pretend. Smile sincerely, don't laugh too hard. Be true to your friends and don't stab you in the back. If you want to compete, speak with strength, and don't steal chickens and dogs. Good girls don't be so petty, they are competitive. If you want to win, you must be aboveboard. Take it orally if you lose.

2 1, I am a sunflower, full of sunshine. You don't have to look up to know that you are shining. Some people say that I hang my head because I bear too much love. Actually, it's a smile that I bow my head.

22, people live a lifetime, in fact, there are some things, we must learn not to think indiscriminately; Some emotions, you should know how to hurt, don't hate; Some pursuits must be willing to give up; A little floating, I hope the dust is not stained. Sometimes, meditation, in an instant, a cup of tea, a grass, a tail fish, a grain of sand, a peach blossom, see a complex world. There are thousands of realms in the world, and there are thousands of words in my heart, from which I get a clear and ethereal Zen mind.

23. I'm not greedy and I don't wait. I found the right person, and I decided. I don't like looking around. My time is limited. I want to live a better life with another person with my limited time, instead of using my life to find a better person. What stays with me is the best.

24. The most taboo in the world is perfection. Look at the moon that day. Once perfect, you will soon get bored. Once the fruit on the tree is ripe, it will soon fall. Everything is always lacking in order to persevere.

I am eager to see you, but please remember that I won't ask to see you. This is not because of pride, you know I am not proud in front of you, but because it makes sense for us to meet only when you also want to see me.