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2022 WeChat friends circle encourages others to use good morning words! Good morning, I wish you a happy life! Good morning: people who can control their mouths are very powerful, whether they are talking or eating. I hope you can collect it!

I have never had the courage to do anything, but I am unwilling, and my time is exhausted in anger at myself.

Someone grows up with you, and someone teaches you to grow up.

Everyone will meet people who can't be together in their life. Many times, we feel that it is an irresistible strong love, and finally experienced grief and separation, thinking that life is regrettable. Time has passed, and several years have passed. Looking back at those absurd years, I should be grateful for the last choice, because I began to understand that the original "people who can't be together" are actually "wrong people". Spoon stall

There are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart. Keio Dongye

The most frustrating thing in a relationship is not quarreling, not the cold war, but pretending not to care when you clearly like it. Love is always associated with self-esteem. But self-esteem is not a condescending gesture, but being honest with yourself. People all over the world are used to playing a disdainful Leng Yan. The better the acting, the farther away from happiness. Don't hide too deep, happiness won't find you. -Su Qin

Never give up until the last minute. It's not luck to get good things in the end. Sometimes, you have to work hard in front to meet in the back. Amy Cheung

Those who are loved dare to be willful, and those who lack love can only be self-reliant. -Xu

It's nothing. No matter how many times you do it again, you will definitely have regrets in your life. -Jiu Yehui's "In a hurry that year"

You should live according to your own ideas, otherwise, you will live according to your own ideas sooner or later.

People who can control their mouths are very powerful, whether they are talking or eating.

Good morning: Self-control is the instinct of the strongest.

1, when you feel desperate about things, you can give up trust in others, you can give up the external evaluation of yourself, you can give up the expectation of the result, but what you can't give up is inner peace. Only when you return to calm, be willing to be lonely and not afraid of boredom can you listen to your heartbeat again. Whether you are in chaos or lost in the future, keeping peace of mind and calm is the greatest weapon to break any dilemma. -Liu Tong

2. If you don't have the habit of studying, you will be finished. There seems to be no difference between those who study and those who don't. Every month seems to be a small difference; Although the annual gap seems obvious, it seems nothing; But we look at it every five years, which is a huge division of wealth. When we wait until 10, it may be a gap that one life can't reach for another.

The world is sometimes hard and sometimes soft. When we are happy and sad, when we are full of hope, when we are disappointed, we are glad that we always sing a song in our hearts, so that the difficult world will not be forced into our hearts and the weak hearts will not collapse. -"McDull Dangdang with My Heart"

4. Forgiving others is actually forgiving yourself. Sometimes, your intolerance may not be felt by others, but you throw yourself into the hell of thinking.

People often experience unhappiness before they know what happiness is; Just like meeting the wrong person, you will know who is right.

6, the so-called life, in the final analysis is "a moment, a moment of continuous accumulation", that's all. The accumulation of every second has become today; The accumulation of every day becomes a week, a month, a year, or even a person's life. In fact, those amazing feats are almost the result of the continuous accumulation of diligence by extremely ordinary people. -kazuo inamori

7. Whether you are knocked down is not the key, but whether you can stand up.

8. Strangers are the easiest people to feel warm and surprised, because you don't expect them. It is the relatives who are most likely to feel chilling and sad, because you love them.

9. Wrong love is shoes that you like but don't fit. It hurts when you wear them, and it hurts when you throw them away.

10, I hope my love is like this. This is as clear as Qi Mei. I found him in the years, relied on him and gave him my life. Be his wife, the mother of his children, cook for him, wash clothes and sew a missing button. Then, we grow old together.

1 1. Whenever I feel tired and want to give up, the other one says to myself, "If you don't do it now, there will be no future."

12, when people are most powerful, it is not the time to persist, but the time to let go. When you choose to be empty-handed, who else can take anything from you! How many people lament the helplessness of fate, but forget the three most powerful words in the world: don't care. -Su Qin

13, every run you suffer and every criticism you receive will come in handy at some point in the future. Even if running is innocent and criticism is wrong, at least you have learned how to run people and criticize them when you should. Therefore, there is no sin or suffering in vain. Patience itself is an awesome ability.

14. If there is a miracle in this world, it is just another name for hard work.

15,-If I am poor all my life, will you still love me?

If you work hard all your life, I will love you even if you are poor.

16, I came across a jewelry brand called Darry Ring, which translated into Chinese as Darry. Very special, only men can buy it, and they can only buy it once in their lifetime with their ID cards, but women can't buy it. In other words, a man can only give a woman a Darryl ring in his life. Darry ring believes that true love belongs to only two people. Many people don't have the courage to buy such a ring because they don't know how to cherish life.

17, self-control is the instinct of the strongest. -Bernard Shaw

18, I have no illusions about you. I know you are stupid, frivolous and empty, but I love you. I know your intentions, your ideals, your snobbery and your vulgarity, but I love you. I know you are a second-rate person, but I love you. -The veil of Mao Mu.

19. Emotions actually don't believe in tears. People who really love you don't want to make you cry. It's no use crying without feelings. So don't try to impress a person with tears or kidnap a relationship. Love needs skill and wisdom to bring two hearts closer.

20. When you are old, you will easily let go of some things, forgive someone, be too lazy to care, disdain to be angry, and bury a lot of things you want to say in your heart. On the other hand, moderate innocence, impulsiveness, saying stupid things and being stupid are the most powerful proof that you are still young. Never demand your own growth. It is natural to grow up, and sometimes it is more important to forgive yourself than to forgive others.

Good morning: No matter what happens, it is always right to accumulate by yourself.

1, tell yourself: I can be imperfect, but I must be true; I may not be rich, but I must be happy.

2. Speak out if you don't understand. Don't say it when you understand it. Just smile.

Sometimes, you choose to let go, not because you can't persist, but because you find that some things are doomed to be impossible.

When you think you can fight for it, don't give up. Waiting is sad, but regret is even sadder.

Maybe it's time to give up, because I'm not the one you want. I made the biggest mistake, that is, I know I love someone who doesn't love me at all, but I still love. In the end, I didn't have the courage to say I love you. It turns out that this relationship is just a game for me.

6. A thousand miles in a lifetime, Mo Wen's success or failure depends on it. He is calm and indifferent. Instead of looking up in the glory of others, it is better to light your own heart lamp, sail and sail, grasp the truest self, and let yourself interpret yourself more deeply. ...

7. Learn not to care, be self-disciplined, do what you should do, take the right path, be kind, sincere, tolerant of others, be strict with yourself, and everything else is fine!

8. No matter what happens, it is always right to accumulate by yourself, or to form your own knowledge system through extensive reading, or to become a professional master through training your own skills. These accumulations will make your life heavy. When I was chosen by the opportunity, I was fully prepared, and then began to release my energy bit by bit. Without this accumulation, even luck is just a flash in the pan, because there is no capital to overdraw.

9. At best, we are people with stories. Therefore, when there are problems in life and work, say to yourself: Today will pass, tomorrow will come, a new day will begin, and let go of everything.

10, the world is a big stage, and everyone is a book. I like reading those good books. Good books are friends, and friends are good books. There are as many books as there are friends. Some books are beautifully bound and some books are unpretentious; Some books have only a few chapters, and some books are voluminous; Some books teach us to live, while others teach us to be human. Some books give us temporary happiness, while others benefit us for life. Some books can arouse feelings, while others can inspire people. ...

1 1, sometimes breaking up really doesn't have to happen. For girls, it is always just love in the details. You're getting impatient. The faster you hang up, the less you reply to text messages ... they accumulate gradually, and finally the feelings fall apart in a small detail that you don't care about. Love is accumulated, so is not love. 12, time can deceive people most, but it can also make you understand that nothing in this world can't be lost. What is left is the scenery, and what is left is the life. The person who comes to the end is the right person.

13. Many people have two selves in their hearts, two completely different people. One is emotional to tears, and the other is paranoid to almost heartless. So one second I will always be ridiculed and criticized by myself the next.

14, "meet the right person in the future, so that when we are mature enough, we will never be separated for no reason."

15, the happiest thing in the world is that the person you are waiting for is waiting for you, the person you care about is also caring about you, the person you think of is thinking about you, the person you love is also loving you, and the person you know knows better.

16, only when you are driven out of your wits, defeated and helpless, will you know who is a friend, a dog, an animal and a person.

17, if what you gave me was also given to others, then I would rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

18, "The dentist once said that putting it down is like pulling a tooth, and you will feel relieved. But your tongue can't help licking empty cavities several times a day. It doesn't mean that you have completely ignored the vacancy left, and you will always miss it from time to time or even abnormally. It takes time to adapt. But the teeth always have to be pulled out, because it hurts too much, so I still have to let go. "

19, people's hearts generally don't die of major events, but those small disappointments that have become fatal.

20. I always take some things too seriously, like the first speech on stage, the first failure in the exam, and the first lovelorn. Looking back, we can always walk the road, the people we met and the things we spread.

2 1, people like me won't tell you when they are jealous, or they will talk to you very hard or they will be cold. If you can guess, you'd better not guess. That's the case for us. But I get jealous easily, but I'm really easy to coax.

22. There are people working hard where you can't see them. Wherever you can see them, they will complain as much as you do. Only you believe that these are true, and finally only you continue to forge ahead.

Wechat Good Morning Heart: No matter good or bad, nothing can last forever.

Two mysteries of life: desire and boredom. Whenever desire comes, people will have a strange power, greed, greed, stubbornness, stubbornness. What's done is done, and then it's boring and boring. To put it aside, you must never cut it, and you would rather have nothing. Mu Xin

Peace of mind can lead to harmony, spiritual harmony can lead to harmony, and harmony can succeed. I think being calm is to control your desires in a field that you can control. Feng Lun

Don't pursue the one who will hurt you. Life is hard for everyone. We should accept the change, forget it properly and ignore it properly. Only we can be better to ourselves. Han Meimei

Every time I start, I can't wait to love others. But after being really together, I forgot that cautious love. It turns out it's easy to like someone. However, it is difficult to treasure it in the deepest part of my heart! Anthony

If I am waiting for someone to come back, I hope that when she sees me, I am a person worthy of her appreciation. Butterflies on the shoulders

I found that it is a good strategy in life to stop talking when there is nothing to say and keep silent when I don't know how to answer others' words. Maugham

Because the right person is too difficult to meet, and all hidden escape complexes, topics that you don't want to talk about, and ideas that meet the right person will definitely erupt. Carp escape

We insist on doing something, not because it will be effective, but because we firmly believe that it is right. Javier

There is no better way, there is only one way, which is the way you choose. The key is that you should bravely go up and keep going.

When people grow up, if they are too morbid and melodramatic, they will become lonely. Looking for a partner, or soul mate, or plain as water. Or the two poles of life, one is the mountain peak and the other is the sea, can all get happiness. Atherna Zhao

Once people love, they will become extremely fragile: there is no love at all and they want to love or not, that's all. Love that hurts the least is not the best love. When we love, we must take the risk of injury and loss.

Every era has its own troubles. Don't try to escape, pretend to be young or pretend to be old. These troubles are the gifts of life. Only when you have experienced and faced it can you leave a aftertaste and accumulation.

For better or worse, nothing can last forever. When you fail and suffer, you should tell yourself: all this will pass; When you succeed and get carried away, you should also know that all this will pass.

If you can't better protect yourself from harm, then you should at least remember one thing: don't trust.

The only thing I will feel sad is that I am not strong enough to make you fearless when supporting me. immortal

I clearly know that there can be no love for life without despair. People can create within some prescribed boundaries. However, love has no boundaries. If I can hug everything, what does it matter if I hug awkwardly?

There is a kind of travel, not for the yearning of Wan Li Road, but for wandering aimlessly, not for the scenic spots and historical sites that are crowded with people, but for enjoying the street view.

At the best of times, people always make some stupid things, some stupid things. Which youth is not absurd, which love is not hurt.

People always say that time will change everything, but in fact you need to work hard to change it.

Life is a choice between trade-offs If you learn to give up, you can really get it.