Why do efforts make you a joke?

1, I always feel that I am a poor second generation. One day, my father suddenly said to me, "If you think so, son, you are not a poor second generation!" " "I was ecstatic and thought," I knew my dad was not such a simple person! " "Then I saw my dad light a cigarette and said earnestly," My family is poor 18 generations! " "2. When I was eating at home yesterday, my mother said that I had gained weight again. Then she said: You can't lose weight without dancing in the square dance. From today on, have a good time with your mother, and the future is boundless! My father has an old rival at work, which happens to have a son two years older than me. One day at dinner, my father suddenly said to me, "Daughter, why don't you go out with the old man's son? It will definitely make his family restless." "4. I went to see my mother dancing in the square dance. She not only made me pretend not to know her. I have to point to her and her friends and say, look at how well that aunt dances ... 5. The primary school teacher called to say that her son was in puppy love with the female classmates in the class and asked his parents to go to school. My wife and I were shocked at the news. My wife told me to restrain myself all the way, but I still didn't restrain myself when I got to school. I slapped my son hard: "You have learned empathy since you were a child! What happened to Liu Shu's daughter next door? Tell me! "