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The emperors who liked pairing in ancient times left couplets, and no one ever made them.

Bai Juyi wrote the most poems in the Tang Dynasty, but there were only 3,800. Bai Juyi died at the age of 75. According to Bai Juyi's Collected Works, more than 3,800 poems were recorded.

Bai Juyi is much worse than Yang Wanli in Song Dynasty. According to legend, Yang Wanli wrote more than 20,000 poems in his life. Although there are only more than 4,200 songs, there are more than Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty.

However, Yang Wanli did not write the most poems. He is much worse than Lu You in Song Dynasty. Lu You was 85 years old and left more than 9,300 poems. If Lu You dies at the age of 84, he writes a poem in three days on average.

So, is Lu You the person who wrote the most poems in history? Not exactly. Another person who wrote the most poems in history was Emperor Qianlong. According to historical records, Emperor Qianlong wrote more than 40,000 poems in his life, including more than 42,000 poems throughout the Tang Dynasty. There is a more exaggerated saying that Gan Long "wrote more than 100,000 poems, and he did more than Lu Fangweng."

No matter what historical data, Emperor Qianlong wrote the most poems in the history of China, and he also loved to write poems in history. But there is a question, that is, have we heard any of his poems?

This does not seem to be the case.

Then, the question is, why did Emperor Qianlong love to write poems so much? What poems did he write? Why hasn't it been handed down? Let's take a look at two poems by Emperor Qianlong. "One, two, three or four, five, six, QiBaKuai. Nine, ten, eleven, all plum blossoms. " "From a distance, we can see the sawtooth of the wall. From a distance, we can see the sawtooth of the wall. If the city wall is turned upside down, the top will not be sawed off. "

They are all documentary poems, which record the major events, state affairs or doggerel of the day or a certain period, and are mostly recited in daily life.

No wonder there are so many, and no wonder they are not famous. However, even some dirty poems, there are more than 40 thousand poems in Qianlong's 88-year life, and one or two poems have to be written every day. So, he is the one who loves to write poems. In fact, Emperor Qianlong not only loved writing poems, but also loved being right.

Pairing is also a traditional custom in China, which has been passed down to this day, and Emperor Qianlong is also very fond of it. The story between him and Ji Xiaolan is the most widely circulated by Emperor Qianlong, which can be said to be equivalent to Qihoo's accomplishments in couplets. Of course, Ji Xiaolan is a little better, because he can always make weird couplets for Emperor Qianlong.

Once, Emperor Qianlong passed by a restaurant called Natural Residence. Emperor Qianlong saw the name and praised it very much. He said that the name of this building was elegant, so he was very interested and wrote a couplet on the name of this building. The first couplet is: a guest lives in a natural residence, but he is actually a guest in the sky.

After the first film, Emperor Qianlong asked everyone to make the second film. As a result, everyone thought for a long time, and no one made the first one. Why? Because this is a bit difficult, the second couplet must meet the following conditions: the last five words are inverted sentences of the first five words, with complete meaning, balance and harmony, and beautiful artistic conception.

While everyone was hesitating, Ji Xiaolan blurted out: Monks swim in the clouds, hide in the temple, and the temple hides in the clouds, swimming with monks.

Ji Xiaolan is called Ji Xiaolan because of his neat antithesis and perfect artistic conception. Qianlong praised Ji Xiaolan with a smile.

On another occasion, Emperor Qianlong led his ministers to climb Mount Tai to worship Dai Temple. At that time, The Romance of the West Chamber was just staged in front of the temple. Seeing this, Emperor Qianlong was in a good mood and had a brainwave. This time, he directly said to Ji Xiaolan, "I have a couplet. How about trying it? " How dare Ji Xiaolan say no? So Gan Long said the first couplet: Dongyue Temple, playing the West Chamber, Southern accent and Northern tune.

After that, Emperor Qianlong was beaming, but after thinking about it, Ji Xiaolan blurted out again: Spring and Square, selling cloth in summer, harvesting in autumn and storing in winter.

Spring, summer, autumn and winter are suitable for all things.

Emperor Qianlong was disappointed, but Ji Xiaolan was happy. This is really interesting for the monarch and his subjects. Of course, there is still a lot of right between them.

In 1785, when Qianlong was fifty years old, he held a thousand banquets in Gan Qing, one of which was 14 1 year old. This kind of occasion, this kind of atmosphere, is definitely invigorating for newcomers, so Emperor Qianlong blurted out a couplet: Flowers are blooming, flowers are blooming, and the year of 37 is increased. Tell everyone to make a couplet.

This is another tricky and eccentric couplet. Sixty years old is a flower, two flowers * * * 120 years old, and 37 years old is 2 1 year old, which adds up to just 14 1 year old. There were three or four hundred people present at that time, and no one answered. Only Ji Xiaolan blurted out: Celebrate the ancient and the rare, celebrate the spring and autumn.

Seventy-year-old is Guxi, Shuangqing Guxi is 140 years old, plus one year of spring and autumn, it is 14 1 years old, which is wonderful.

Visible Ji Xiaolan is really talented, so it is no wonder that emperor Qianlong likes it, because emperor Qianlong has requirements for appearance. Although Ji Xiaolan is not good-looking, he is brilliant and still won the favor of Emperor Qianlong.

However, although Ji Xiaolan is brilliant, he sometimes misses. On one occasion, Emperor Qianlong said, "The First Part". Not only did Ji Xiaolan not get the right answer, but after hundreds of years, no one got the right answer now, which is absolutely eternal.

The top part of the Qianlong is: Liu Tangyan Suochi.

All the radical capitals are just the five elements of "Jin Mu fire, water and soil". If you want to make couplets, you must also apply the radical five elements. So, does anyone have a suitable bottom line?