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Novels by fox spirits and ordinary women.
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"Ah. . "A scream pierced the summer sky, TNND, what time is this, and which unscrupulous bastard stole the manhole cover? I really didn't pursue it.
So ... . . After that. . . Maybe we wore it.
This looks like hell. Why are you wearing it here?
Is it because it is too difficult for me to find a job, and you want me to be a small civil servant in hell?
Lao Yan, I will curse your ancestors for not jumping out of the grave for 18 generations.
You won't let me be a beauty, fine, I'll bear it;
You won't let me be a rich man, ok, I'll bear it again;
But you won't let me be a man. I can't take it anymore.
How could I meet a heartless father and son like you, let me cross over to a fox that looks like a cat, and want me to save the Wulin? No way.
If you don't turn the Wulin upside down, it won't be called Fei Yaochuan.
Hua Shao: Xiaohua, you are the meanest man I have ever seen.
Xia Chuyun: Xiao Yun, you are the most boring man I have ever met.
Yan: Xiao Huang, you are the most beautiful person I have ever met. . . Bad guys.
Judge Lu: You, surnamed Lu, are the most insidious person I have ever met.
"Who is the Little Fox Fairy" Author: fragrant grass, starting point, latest ending, aerial article ~ fantasy legend
This is a story of modern people crossing heaven.
What? I am a fox spirit, so happy.
What? I'm not a fox spirit, so what am I?
Whether it is a fairy, a human being, a demon or a demon, it is a story about growth.
"Men's world, the history of female fox spirits crossing" Author: Dream Sky Blue
Copywriting:
Woman? Tired! Men? Joke, how should I know!
This young lady is too tired to be a person, so decide! Don't be a woman, be a man? Don't! Be tired!
Open your eyes, I can't believe I met a stranger at this time, this place and this occasion? !
Is it funny? I can't believe I died eight times in a row!
First time, I fainted! (It was human at that time)
The second time, I was killed! (It was a mosquito then)
Third time, step on it! (It was a cockroach then)
The fourth time, I was crushed to death! (It was a bug then)
The fifth time, I was killed! (It was a tree root at that time)
The sixth time, I was beheaded! (It was a poisonous snake at that time)
Seventh time, killed! (It was a chicken then)
Eighth time, how to die this time? How should I know! He died without knowing how!
Just because I am the reincarnation of the nine-life fairy fox!
Must die nine times!
There is another time waiting for me to die!
Oh, I'm doomed to die. Why not? Ok, I will die, but before I die, I must find a world to cushion my body!
The woman who died eight times traveled through time and space to another world, and was reincarnated into a world with only men and men. Faced with such a messy world, in the end, did the woman choose to destroy this different world or save it?
Content label: Time travel, soul transformation, magic moment rebirth
Sun Ying's Little Fox Fairy
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She just wants to be a little fox spirit on the mountain.
Occasionally bask in the sun and chew a live fish.
It's a pity that God doesn't pity her. She went out foraging and found a beautiful man who was seriously injured, and accidentally let the delicious "beautiful man" know her secret.
Wow, she obviously ate him. How can he eat her to death now?
【 Antique and Ancient Rhyme 】 Legend of Beautiful Fox Fairy
They used to be twin sisters,
However, they are not human, but foxes.
When he appeared in front of them like sunshine,
They had a deep admiration,
So, everyone is determined to take away his heart and everything.
A girl with glassy eyes appeared in front of them.
"I know what you want, but you must agree to my terms.
I will realize all your wishes. "
This girl is none other than the queen of the ghost family.
They became her two swords. Dangerous roses bloom quietly.
[Antique] "Fox Fairy Princess"
Content excerpt
"If you can really keep them alive, then ... I will promise you!" She bit off the purplish cold lower lip painfully, with dense fog in her eyes and rolling in the deep in her heart, but no light.
"As long as you let them go, I promise to marry you as your concubine!" The sound is as light as petals dancing and spinning in the sky, floating in this suffocating air.
"No more promises!" The black eyelashes trembled gently, covering a pair of beautiful eyes that could capture the hearts of thousands of people, and also covering the unspeakable pain in their eyes.
She is a white fox fairy who has changed from a thousand-year-old cold jade to an adult. She is cold and unsmiling by nature, but she has a peerless appearance on Zhang Qingcheng. In order to save a group of innocent lives from bloodshed, she endured humiliation and sacrificed herself to marry him.
"That's right!" He let go of her cold chin, and her handsome face showed a ghostly smile more than evil. "A beautiful woman like you, rather than killing you, might as well let you be my princess and let me enjoy it!"
"How dare you say such a thing? I am not afraid that I will kill you with my sword! " Yin Zhi's black eyes were intellectual and cold, shining with oppressive and cruel lotus flower. She immediately pulled out the bodyguard's sword and put it around her neck.
"You ..." He was so angry that he dropped his sword on the ground. Then, Sen Leng's eyes approached her and told her word by word, "If you don't promise, just wait to collect the body for your sister Yue Yun!"
He is the fourth prince of Ziyun, the youngest and favorite son of the emperor. He is ruthless and cruel. He is surrounded by concubines as beautiful as clouds. At the first sight of her, he lost his mind and body and fell into her beauty. In order to get her, he did not hesitate to use all despicable means to force her to submit.
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Jun Ruyin's cold black eyes flashed a trace of Yin Zhi and strode to her sofa. His face is as gloomy as a storm, and his heart is as angry as a cloud, trying to suppress it, squeezing out a happy smile and saying, "Moon, are you kidding Fu Wei?" If you want me to sleep in my room, isn't this our new house? I wonder which room you want me to sleep in. "
When Leng Yue's thick and thin cilia were raised, they squinted at him and said indifferently, "The palace is so big, you can sleep in any room you like, which room has nothing to do with me. In short, you can't sleep here! "
"You ..." Handsome smile froze, instantly broke into pieces and fell off one by one, replaced by cold snow and biting wind.
Jun Ruyin blackened Zhang Jun's face, and the knife-shaped eyebrows that flew obliquely into the temples twisted into the word "Chuan". His eyes lit up with fire, and he exuded a cold air, clenched his fists and made a fierce noise.
"What did you say? Maybe you will tell me again. "
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"Why? Why are you doing this? You have so many women, why don't you leave me alone? Jun Ruyin, I hate you and never want to see you again. " Leng Yue growled at the bottom of his heart, his heart was dying, and tears of humiliation fell down.
Guan Yu's face slowly revealed an evil smile. "You forced me to do all this. You know I love you. Why do you want to tear my heart? "
Cold eyes were washed more glittering and translucent by tears, and the tears that burst their banks came to an abrupt end. "So you got back at me, even in a more cruel way, didn't you?"
"If you think this is revenge, so be it." He smiled coldly and said with a straight face, "Yes, I'm just getting back at you and hurting you to heal my blood-soaked wound. This is fair! "
"You are cruel, you are a devil, I hate you, and I will always hate you ..." Her only thought is to escape from here, from his side, and leave far away, and no longer bind her freedom because of her promise.
"The Prince and the Little Fox Fairy", an antique rhyme
The little fox "accidentally bumped" into the glass magic palace. What? ! It turns out that she has a plot. ...
The awakening of the ghost king frightened the little fox spirit, and he fell in love with the little fox spirit hopelessly. ...
Glass Magic Country-a Trade Power
This country has three treasures.
One: The Secret Book of Mental Illusion in Liuli Palace.
Two: the towering cherry trees on the border of the glass magic country are said to bless lovers forever.
Three: That's the four princes of Liuli's dream country.
【 Antique Ancient Rhyme 】 《 Forever of Fox/Spring and Autumn of Fox 》
She is the number one own goal killer of the spider elite, with only three or two hands and feet. This time, she was ordered to assassinate the young, handsome and energetic enemy king. It doesn't matter if people don't kill her, she is hooked in her heart. The people's country is in trouble, but they have to bravely help the people save the country. This ... a country meets this assassin and can't figure out a way to finish it ... it's also very difficult! He is unparalleled in the underworld, unparalleled super.
[Antique Ancient Rhyme] "The Love of the Fox Fairy Robbed the Fate of Samsara"
Copywriting:
She is a fox spirit who has been robbed for a long time, and her reincarnation has made her lose the memory of her previous life. He was a lover in his last life, but he didn't recognize him after his efforts. In order to save him, he broke the dogma and suffered punishment. He was the prince of the dynasty and saved her life. The trip to Xiongnu made them miserable, but on the way back to Beijing, they suffered sudden death! In order to save her beloved life, she did not hesitate to trade her life with the civet cat demon, but her death did not disappear. Has she become her past life or herself? Where will the fate of reincarnation push her?
[Through Rebirth] White Fox Fairy
Copywriting:
Half demon and half fox, standing in the crowd has a human flavor again.
First of all, she can swear to God that she never hit him on purpose, let alone knocked him unconscious on purpose.
Second, it's not that she wants to provoke him, it's the magnetic field.
What? We are a good match? Come on, where do you match it?
If you have to marry him, marry him, just know that you hate each other.
What, if I'm not allowed to lose my memory, I'll show you my memory,
And it ruined your eyebrows. I'm not only a flower-based woman, but also a pimp, keeping beautiful clothes to attract business.
Ugly enough to marry you, see if you men dare to be romantic,
Let you men dare not have an affair with me.
【 Ancient style and rhyme 】 "Don't run, Lord Fox Fairy"
synopsis
Three hundred years ago, the white fox who lived in Hanyu Snow Mountain for a long time, why did it suddenly invade the Central Plains?
Three hundred years have passed, and Feather Fairy has become a place that everyone yearns for. What kind of unknown secrets are hidden under the chilling door rules?
Where are the three sacred objects in the fox king?
Right and wrong, right and wrong, and what kind of entanglements have been set off in the chaotic world?
She was born an idiot, but when she was five years old, she got a chance to get through the spiritual wisdom. She gradually knew her life experience, and the pain followed.
Thinking about the rain, Fox King woke up.
She is just a broken soul. What should she do in the conflict between good and evil?
Soul rotation, only condensed into a call to pour out love, "Lord Fox Fairy ..."
The story of cultivating immortals with good and evil reversed ~
Jinjiang 4.29 new end, immortal words
[Magic Online Games] Fashion Fox Fairy
In order to live forever,
In order to meet my mother,
Fan Xiang suffered a lot on earth: he was humiliated by a lecher;
The rewarded little fox fairy locked her dream in the autumn moon and fell into sad love;
Eating grass by mistake has become a plaything for cats and demons;
I had a hard time meeting my mother, but my mother was; ……
Xu, a traveler, deeply loves the fox spirit with fashionable words and deeds.
But I always lose her when I'm about to give birth,
He can only be the watcher of love.
I don't want to live alone in the world.
"No, you stop. I beg you to stop. I don't believe it. I never believed it. "
Fan Xiang shook his head hard, covering his ears, and people kept retreating.
"Mi Xiang, calm down." A beautiful woman in her twenties tried to approach Fan Xiang, trying to calm her down, but her efforts were totally ineffective. Fan Xiang became more and more excited, shouting and retreating.
Behind Mi Xiang is a cliff.
Fan Xiang unconsciously retreated to the edge of the cliff, and one foot has stood on the edge of the cliff.
The beauty stopped and said, "Fan Xiang, don't retreat again, it's dangerous!" " "
"Tell me the truth. I want to know the truth. If you don't tell me, I'll jump from here. "
The beautiful woman said nervously, "Fan Xiang, calm down. I'll tell you the truth. Come here. When you stood there, my heart hung in the air. What can I say? "
Fan Xiang looked at the cliff, in front of him is an abyss. A stone rolled at Fan Xiang's feet, and Fan Xiang didn't hear the sound of landing.
Fan Xiang wants to go back, but she is afraid of not hearing the truth; Standing on the edge of the cliff, her legs were weak and she was afraid. Finally, she compromised and sat on the edge of the cliff without looking.
"Well, you go ahead." Fanxiangdao
"Mi Xiang, you are not my child. You are really not my child." The beauty said, "I'm telling the truth."
[Through Rebirth] "My Past Life Covenant with Fox Fairy"
A little girl, when she was very young, the fortune teller said that she did not belong to this world. If you want to keep her, you must keep her in buddhist nun until she is 20 years old. So she was prepared to spend her 20 years here since she was a child. She has been having the same dream since she was a child. In the dream, a man always looks at the distance with a sad face and mumbles strange words. At the other end of time and space, a white fox that has been practicing for thousands of years turns into a human figure every evening. Standing at the top of the Izumo Palace, she looked at one direction and muttered, her face changing. Sometimes she is happy and sometimes she is miserable. When she was ready to leave the dust-forgotten temple and go home, she learned that the person she loved was getting married. So she decided to forget everything and end her life. She jumped off the cliff in front of him, but the person who appeared in front of her was her dream. Maybe she won't know until she wakes up at the other end of time and space. ...
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