How to be irritating

Contents Method 1: Becoming immature 1. Be noisy. 2. Become dull. 3. Be ridiculous. 4. Tell others in English that you don’t speak English and that you are learning English from a tutor. 5. Use the toilet to tease. Method 2: Become an online weirdo 1. Break the basic rules of grammar and pragmatics. 2. Spell everything upside down, for example: "If you spell everything upside down, you will get something from east to west." 3. Try to become a comment stream. 4. Dig graves on forums and BBS. 5. Emotional expression. 6. Optional: Always type "heedapu_" instead of "xidapuben", and then apologize: "Oh, I'm sorry, I always type 'heedapu_' by mistake. Actually, I want to It's called 'Xidapuben', oh no, it's 'Xidapuben'. 7. Make up people who don't exist. 8. Pretend that you are a child on the chat board. 9. Overshare yourself. Stuff. 10. Start a long, stinky email conversation with another person, but send all your replies to everyone. Method 3: Annoy people in the theater. 2. Give away the plot when the important part comes. , just like when the murderer has been exposed or the couple finally reaches each other, the sneezing or coughing will not stop and it must be very disturbing. 4. If no one wants to be with you, take it with you. Use your cell phone and turn on the amplifier boldly. 5. It is physically uncomfortable. 6. If you are watching a movie with your boyfriend/girlfriend, you can stand up during the most critical moments of the movie, which will drive the audience behind you crazy. . Anger the movie theater staff. 8. Ask for privileges and ask them to save a seat for your imaginary friend or disabled brother George. Method 4: Get annoying in school 1. Always mess around with your teacher. Just repeat a number. 3. Talk non-stop. 5. Use your body as a musical instrument. Method 5: Annoy others while driving. 1. Find a car that looks good. Funny car. 2. Turn on the car radio. 3. Behave strangely in traffic jams. 4. Ask for directions. 1. Greet him at inappropriate times. Say nothing. 3. Leave a lot of messages. 4. Call strangers. 1. Chew loudly. 3. Get into trouble with the waiter. , "Things get boring, and boredom is irritating." If you're bored and want to drive your friends crazy at the cinema, online, at school, or anywhere else, read on.

Method 1: Be immature

1. Sing everything loudly, especially annoying songs or nursery rhymes. If one of your friends is listening to an iPod, be generous. Just take off his headphones and start singing (even better if you're tone deaf and don't understand rhythm). You can also talk loudly on your phone in a public place if you really are talking to someone. Even better, talk to someone. Remember to share your secrets out loud. Remember, you don't even need to know the exact words to the songs, just pretend you do when you sing them. ——The more boring the lyrics, the better! Some additional suggestions, if you are watching TV, remember to sing along with the melodies in the commercials that are "unforgettable". You can also sing them over and over again. Something that gets everyone out of there.

If you hide behind people and make animal noises, people will get really angry. If someone yells at you or accuses you, remember to ask him or her back loudly.

Ask them "why", and when they start to explain, try to interrupt them every time they give a reason and ask them "why?"

2. Change Got to be stupid. Explore other people's privacy. You can either stare at one person and ask thousands of private questions, or you can ask everyone around you.

If you want to explore the privacy of any random person, remember to ask questions like this: ask a man if he has ever had a child or had an abortion, ask a 13-year-old child if he has ever been disciplined or forced to detox from drugs, or if they Do you have a drinking problem? Sit on a park bench with your friends and make comments about people coming and going (just loud enough so they can hear you). Comments must be the opposite of what is really going on, for example: When someone is really, really fat. When you pass by, you must shout: "Oh my God! Why are you so skinny!"

Inexplicable laughter when there is no reason. Even if someone asks you what you are laughing about, don't explain why.

Alternative option: Make up some cryptic joke that only you know and don't tell anyone else. If anyone asks what's funny about this joke, just tell them it's a joke with a deeper meaning.

3. Be ridiculous. Pace around a lot. To show that you miss someone, you simply can't be quiet for a while. Perform repetitive motions within someone's line of sight. Staring blankly at something above someone's head that doesn't actually exist. When you are having a normal conversation with someone, suddenly open your mouth slightly and stare at a spot behind or directly above their head. If they touch their head nervously and ask you, "What's going on?" just pretend to shake your head and suppress laughter and continue the conversation. If you want to make it even more annoying, just keep repeating it at other inappropriate times during the same day.

When someone asks you something, tell them, "What can you do if you know? Do you use it for frying?"

4. Tell others that you can't speak in English. English, you are learning English from a tutor. Especially when you speak using some really long and rarely used words - the kind of words that only people who speak English very fluently might think of using - the effect will be even better.

5. Use the toilet to tease. Tell others that you want to go to the bathroom, and tell them that they have been holding it in for a long time and need to go to the bathroom with you. When they do get in, yell to them, "Are you okay in there?" If you want to be even more impressive, if there are other people in the bathroom, point to your friend's stall and tell them, " This is my friend. If you're done using the toilet, come out whistling easily and tell your friends how long you've been on the toilet (even if they don't want you to)."

Method 2: Become an online weirdo

1. Break the basic rules of grammar and pragmatics. Write everything in capital letters. When you really need to capitalize something, write it in lowercase, or use lowercase and lowercase letters haphazardly. Want to get the spelling all wrong? More than that! Also use excessive punctuation such as exclamation points! ! ! ! ! ! !

Secretly spelling everything wrong. Be really angry when people don't understand you!

Absolutely no vowels.

Just replace all punctuation with spaces, or come up with some extremely weird vocabulary such as "Don't eat" to end all sentences.

2. Spell everything upside down, for example: "Write spelling upside down and spell it upside down."

3. Try to become a comment stream. Show eagerness to write down your opinions. If there's a video here without comments, write on it: "Oh God, I'm the couch" or something like that. You could also write: "What's the name of this video?" Become unnecessarily aggressive. Find a classic rock video on YouTube and complain about Justin Bieber, in vain, of course!

4. Dig graves on forums and BBS. People get really upset when you reply "Me too" to a post from 2001.

5. Emotional expression. Stereotyped book language will work too.

If you want to be irritating, using "no" as often as possible in a variety of conversations is a good idea. End any conversation with a "Xi Da Pu Ben", even if it means nothing.

6. Optional: Always type "hee da puff_" instead of "xi dapu ben", and then apologize: "Oh, sorry, I always type 'hee da' by mistake. Pff_', actually what I want to say is ' Department of Dapu Stupid ', oh no, 'Xidapu Ben'."

7. Make up people who don't exist. Make up a fictitious screen name and send it to everyone you know. Talk to them about the name as if they were your best friend or your boyfriend who just broke up with you. On Renren.com, create a public *** homepage with your own theme, and invite everyone you know or don't know to follow it. Make the character more ridiculous, but tell everyone that the character is also a reflection of yourself. Address the person in the third person.

Participate in social games, dress as feminine and ladylike as possible, refer to yourself exclusively by a female name, and learn to be coquettish all the time. If someone asks, "Are you a girl?" say, "Uh? No," or "I don't know," whether you are a girl or not, it can turn the conversation into a very disgusting one.

8. On the chat board, pretend you are a child. Whenever someone uses adult language, ask him/her what exactly he/she means, or keep saying, "I ma/baba say xxx, you look so much like him/her!" Spell as best you can Wrong every word you want to say. Ask stupid questions, such as: "How can I access the Internet when I'm not around?"

9. Oversharing of your own stuff. On Renren.com, you can express your own state in every step of your daily life. It must be very, very detailed. This will annoy people very, very much! During Halloween, all the plot synopses of horror movies will be posted on Netflix’s premium website, one every fifteen minutes.

10. Start a long, smelly email conversation with another person, but send all your replies to everyone.

Method 3: Annoy people in the cinema

1. Give away the plot. If there is a movie in the theater that you have already seen, then tilt your head to the side of the door and scream out the ending of the movie. Shout out from the end of the cinema. The options are: make up an ending or shout out the ending of another movie, such as: "Harry Potter somehow died."

2. When the important part arrives, Like when a murderer has been exposed or a couple finally reaches each other, the sneeze or coughing doesn't stop and must be very disturbing.

3. Make a loud noise. Distinct laughter during high-laughing scenes. Anyone who asked anyone to speak had to stop and loudly discuss how rude it is to speak loudly during a movie because some people really want to know the plot. Make that disgusting sound final with the sound of some soda water.

Bring two or more friends together and talk loudly during the movie. The more people around you, the better. If anyone wants you to shut up, just throw a bomb at them. Rice Krispies.

4. If no one wants to be with you, then bring your mobile phone and boldly turn on the amplifier. If your cell phone rings, make sure it sounds like a fire alarm and doesn't ring for more than a minute before you answer it.

5. It makes people physically uncomfortable. Make sure you sit in the middle of the row and get up every 10 minutes to walk down the aisle. Walk a few steps and return to your seat in the middle of the row. Buy some cheap, brittle, hard candies, like Goodies, and sneakily throw them at random people in the aisles or in the front or back rows. If someone looks at you strangely, eat the candy. If someone is sitting in front of you, start kicking their chair and don't stop. You can also put your feet up, the dirtier the shoes the better.

Bring on your jogging gear and hit the aisle for some prep, breathing loudly and moving your hips like a pro.

Get up halfway through the movie and walk to the bathroom. When you reach the exit, be sure to leave the door open.

6. If you are watching a movie with your boyfriend/girlfriend, you can stand up at the most critical moment of the movie. This will drive the audience in the back row crazy.

7. Angry movie theater staff. Ask the manager at the ticket counter if movie tickets are free. Stare at the conductor for a long time.

8. Ask for privileges and ask them to save a seat for your imaginary friend or disabled brother George. If they say no, tell them something that doesn't matter at all. Like your dad's asparagus is special or something like that. Show that you really care. If they agree to your request, you act like you don't know what they are doing.

Method 4: Be annoying in school

1. Goof around with your teacher. Criticize the homework they assigned or the words they wrote. Use words like "education law". Try to find out about your teacher's personal life. Refuse to do homework. Change seats frequently. If the teacher calls on someone, make a farting sound with your hand instead of saying "Yes." Correcting your teacher's grammar is a great way to irritate him. Inappropriate corrections would be better, such as "I think when you say 'who asked for leave' you actually meant to tell us 'honey don't you want to ask for leave?'"

Whenever the teacher tries to explain something , tell him you don't understand. When they say it again for you, tell them you still didn't understand. It goes on like this.

2. Always repeat only one number in math class. This can really make your classmates and teachers want to commit suicide. For example: "What is 4 times 2?" "8." "What is 6 times 7?" "8." "What is 5 times 4?" "8."

3. Say no stop. At lunch, find someone, sit uncomfortably close to them, and tell them "Oh God, Bob, you're the best guy ever!" if their name really is Bob. , call him Steve. Turning everything everyone said upside down, answering every question incorrectly or at least raising their hand to answer the question, and always ending up saying, "Whitney and cotton thread." Mention your friend's name and run away. Inexplicably saying "Hello" to everyone in the class. Then ask the boy if he has a female friend and if she is his girlfriend, and ask the boy if he has a male friend and if he is her boyfriend.

4. Hug inexplicably. Makes strange noises, such as ambulance sirens, echoes, or chirps. Record your voice and play it back often. Stare at the ceiling when someone is talking to you. When they ask you what you're doing, you just respond in a weird tone of voice "It's like, huh, sitting there." Or stare at the floor and say "sit down there."

Sing something about your friends that embarrasses them. Singing repeatedly in a very unusual tone. "Bob poops in his little toilet. Bob poops in his little ass." and so on are excellent examples.

5. Use your body as a musical instrument. Make your knuckles make as much noise as possible. Fart, burp, cough, sneeze and wipe your nose as loudly as possible. When you do something that doesn't require an apology, try using a particularly strange tone of voice to apologize to others. Sing a word over and over again in a singing style. Bring chewing gum to class and chew it into the ears of your classmates.

Coughing without covering your mouth while standing next to a teacher who is talking.

6. Mess with the computer. Change desktop background. Choose pictures that will embarrass your friends, such as a photo of the Jonas Brothers or a kitten, and use these to grab people's attention when they return to their computer desks. Make a mess of their system classification and information. Change settings often. Change the calibration of your mouse or touchpad, or set the computer to turn on the screen saver after 30 seconds of inactivity.

Method 5: Annoy others while driving

1. Find a car with a funny appearance. Whether it’s a ridiculously rustic car or a clean urban one, you’ll want to make sure you drive out during rush hour so you end up being that person with the big, obnoxious car that takes up most of the space, or you Or you can weave in and out of traffic as fast as a man driven mad with anxiety. Always drag a hanging box with nothing in it behind the car, or it can also hold some strange things, such as "horses".

2. Turn on the car radio. While your friends are in the car, play music that makes them uncomfortable, like the Titanic theme or some really rough gangsta music.

3. Behave strangely in traffic jams. Honk your horn angrily. If you are behind someone at a red light, honk your horn more often and don't stop. If you want, you can put your hand on the speaker and never let go. When stopped at a red light, put your head on the steering wheel to pretend to be unconscious or dead, and be sure to stay still. Be sure to jump up when someone comes to check on you.

4. Ask for directions. When you see a pedestrian while driving, pull over and wave to him with a smile. While rolling down your car window, shout out to anyone on the road or in the car next to you where an imaginary place is. Be angry if they don't know. Yell something random at someone (like "pickle"). Then raise the window again.

Ask the car owner next to you where you can buy high-end mustard.

Method 6: Make the caller angry

1. Greet him at inappropriate times. Make phone calls late at night when your friends are already asleep. If it doesn't work, call a few more times. If you still can't get through, you can try again in a few hours. Wait until you know your friend is too busy to answer the phone and then keep calling him until he answers. There are different numbers calling that person constantly. This reduces the chance of you being spotted and increases the chance that your friend will answer the call. Dial *67 to prevent the other party from seeing the caller ID. Start telling the same thing over and over again, and if they ask you who you are, keep making it up.

Call the boss at two o'clock in the morning and tell him "I just want to have a casual chat." Waiting for your pink slip.

2. Say nothing. When the call was connected, I said nothing, remained silent, and listened to the other party shouting over and over again: "Hello? Hello? Hello? Who are you? Is there anyone? Is there anyone? Just say something! "Then breathe loudly. Pushing all the buttons to make them sound while you're talking will drive the other person crazy.

Use key tones to answer your friends when you are not talking.

3. Leave a lot of messages. You must shout at the end of your message. After shouting, say "and" and then add something very random, such as "There is a quail in the pear tree" or something like that. You can also sing.

4. Call strangers. Call someone randomly and cry hysterically: "I knew this was going to happen, sooner or later! What should I do?" If the other person replies, "Sorry, I think you dialed the wrong number," you're in trouble. Shout "Nobody cares about me!" and hang up. When you speak in general, say "This phone will automatically destroy itself in xxx minutes" in a robotic tone. Then press buttons everywhere, going from 10 to 1 at the same time.

Imitate a busy tone when picking up the phone. After about ten times, say, "Um, hello." If they hang up first, dial back and pretend the connection is lost again.

Method 7: Anger the diners

1. Chew loudly while eating. Forget all table manners. The louder you chew, the better. Open your mouth every time you swallow. It's okay to fart, sneeze, or disgustingly put your face in spaghetti.

2. Become rude. Be sure to leave complaining about the food and service.

Make your complaints as ridiculous as possible: "My slice of pizza had three slices of pepperoni on it," "I want four ice cubes, not five!" What if this restaurant had balloons on every table to welcome kids? You guys can go around and collect all the balloons and tell people you do this for a living.

Go into a restaurant dressed like a caveman. Leave the beard and everything on it. As well as no longer answering "ok" but just "oh".

3. Make trouble for the waiter. When the waiter asks you what you would like to order, say "food." If the waiter recommends something to you, yell at the top of your lungs, "I'm allergic to this!" Try pointing to a dish on the menu and asking, "What's in this?" When the waiter answers, casually Say you hate an ingredient, such as: "I hate lima beans!"

Ask the waiter to save five chairs for your imaginary friends, and if they refuse, tell them you will Report to Santa that they are being misbehaved.

Click something weird or impossible. For example: "I want a blue denim sandwich with toilet sauce on the side. I also want an elephant, and of course don't forget the patented product. By the way, how do these little bells taste?"

Sitting at a "reserved" table or sitting alone at a large table and refusing to change seats.

WARNING Some of the above suggestions can get you into trouble or get you kicked out of certain places.