Funny greetings from Goddess Day.

The funny greetings for Goddess Day are as follows:

1, smile on Goddess Day, people are not old; You have to dance on Goddess Day, and the wind is like a tiger; Be happy on Goddess Day, you have many good things. You have to go shopping on Goddess Day. Sweet and beautiful. Happy Goddess Day!

Goddess Day is coming, and your husband's task is to hit you on the back. It is your leadership's job to give you a raise. It is your sister's privilege to listen to you whisper. Blessing you is my pursuit. I wish you a happy holiday and a happy mood!

3, the husband teaches his son to take responsibility, pots and pans ring, nagging you to sing, hard work, wife, please give my ears a day off on Goddess Day, Happy Goddess Day!

When Goddess Day comes, you will feel happier when you want to laugh. Second, to be beautiful, happiness will always follow in this life; Third, be handsome, dress beautifully and never get old. I wish the beautiful women around me the most beautiful mood today, the most carefree days, and Happy Goddess Day!

5, you are a firecracker in the kitchen, frying and crackling; You are the jasmine of husband and children, gentle, considerate, fragrant and open-minded; You are a cactus flower at work, strong, optimistic and persevering. Happy Goddess Day!

6. Love of beauty is a girl's nature, love of singing is the expression of inner happiness, love of laughing is the portrayal of naive life, and love of jumping is the expression of youthful vitality. Goddess Day, may you be as beautiful as an angel.

7. Send you a G mobile phone: happiness is set to vibrate, self-restraint to mute, beauty to outdoor, trouble to offline, good luck to fly, handsome boy to standby, happiness to standard. Boot message: Happy March 8th Goddess Day!

8. Women are like mountains, with beautiful scenery, women are like water, rippling water, women are like wind, the wind is seamless, women are like flowers, and flowers are invincible. March 8th Women's Day is coming, I wish you beautiful and invincible, and your youth will stay forever!

9. There are two kinds of difficulties in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former is called the teacher's success, the latter is called the boss's success, and both are called the wife's success. Happy 38 Goddess Day!

10, natural beauty is a fairy, women can hold up half the sky, the house is in charge of the door key, and they are diligent and diligent. You are the best wife and mother, not a man. Goddess Day wishes all female friends in the world a happy holiday.