Noodles and jiaozi's jokes. Who has it?

Jiaozi joked about noodles: "Look at you as thin as a stick."

Noodles sneered, "Don't you see that your belly is bulging like a frog?"

Jiaozi proudly said, "I have goods in my stomach."

Noodles proudly said, "I am who I am."

Jiaozi is full of joy: "Every time I celebrate the Spring Festival, people will think of me."

Noodles are extremely proud: "You only show your face a few times a year, and people think of me every day."

Jiaozi's voice is eight octaves high: "The more you cook, the softer it becomes, and it will become paste after a long time."

Noodles are tit for tat: "The more you cook, the worse it gets. After a long time, I won't recognize it. "