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I watched an anime and two TVs when I was a child.

The first one should be cat Mike.

1989 The 52 episodes of the Japanese cartoon "Cat Blame Mike" (Chinese "funny cat", English "What is Michael") are still fresh in my memory.

Author Xiao Lincheng

Music Marca Inokange

I first came into contact with' Mike' when I was in primary school. Although Mike doesn't have noble blood and perfect fur, he only has yellow fur, and he behaves like an ordinary domestic cat. He likes to play ball games, eat fish and sleep lazily under the table or on TV. But he also has different characteristics or habits from other cats. Sometimes it will suddenly stand up, then start waving its front paws to the background music and start dancing around the table or in the same place. It is puzzling that whenever he starts his strange dance, people or other animals next to him can't help dancing with him. So whenever I see such a scene, I can't help laughing, and even looking back with my classmates now feels very funny.

A yellow cat named Mike is the protagonist, telling the story of man and cat, cat and cat. The picture is simple, but the plot reveals faint joy. You will like this cat named Mike when you look at it.

This is a humorous story, which describes the relationship between cats and human beings in daily life. Our hero Mike is undoubtedly a cat, but the story also reflects the attitude of human beings. One day, Mike appeared at the home of the cartoonist Kobayashi. Even from that day on, Mr. and Mrs. Kobayashi began to try their best to get along with Mike. Cats want to do their own thing, but humans have to change from time to time. This is the main line of the story contradiction. Mike is just a different cat: free, indifferent and lazy. As a cat, he also has his own things to deal with, and getting along with the fierce female cat Stella is an example.

Although Mike is just a cat, he also has his love. Speaking of which, I have to mention Mike's sweetheart "Bobo". Bobo is a Persian cat with white fur and gentle personality, but unexpectedly, the owner of Shunshun Wen, a little white cat, is a killer without blinking an eye. What impressed me the most was an episode in which Bobo got a skin disease and had to shave off her proud hair, but when she saw others laughing (and Mike was one of them), Bobo began to forget about tea and rice and was very depressed. The killer felt a pain in his heart after seeing it, so he decided to retaliate against Bobo's ridicule. He got up in the middle of the night and quietly approached the cat that only appeared at night by relying on his killer's quality. As a result, the next morning, many families found that their cats had all been shaved. Of course, Mike didn't escape the bad luck of being shaved.

In Cat Mike, apart from Mike, Nirakila has the highest appearance rate. When I first saw Ni Rahila, I felt that he was a little fierce and inaccessible. His fat body fell on the road, and every step was so difficult. His leg hidden in fat seems to be broken at any moment, which makes me sweat. But I never imagined what a lovely little anchor Rachila was. She used to be a stray cat, and was later found by a catering waiter and brought back to the restaurant, so it is natural for the waiter to always feed her some leftovers from the restaurant. Sometimes some guests can't help feeding her some food when they see the lovely Nileiqila. In this way, later, Rachel grew up rapidly and became what I described earlier. The once lovely kitten has now become an invisible fat cat. Maybe it's the characteristics of screenwriters, who always like to combine some completely opposite things. As a result, Rachila, who was hated by everyone, was actually liked by a female star as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, and she liked it very much. My eyes were wide open until the TV was over.

Sometimes I think Mike is stupid, but after seeing Shinsuke, I realize that Mike can only be regarded as the penultimate. Among all the starring roles, Shensuke is the only dog in this cartoon and the funniest one. Every time he tries to do something well to please his master, he always makes things worse, so he is scolded by his master. I remember once he offered to help the owner buy fish. As a dog, buying fish is definitely more difficult than people. When he pushed his way through the crowd, his ribs were almost broken, but he still couldn't buy fish. Just as he was crying sadly, someone shouted: Hello! Excuse me! This is a dog buying fish! So everyone's attention shifted from the fish to the sad Shen. They also sympathized with him and gave way to Shen. So with everyone's help, Shen Zhi finally bought fish and went home smoothly. However, just when Shen Zhizhu was happy for his success, several cats took a fancy to the fish in Shen Zhizhu's basket. The mind bead is a bit stupid, so the cats easily snatched the fish from it and disappeared without a trace. Therefore, Shen was so busy that he had to go home and let his master do whatever he wanted. At this time, I feel sorry for Shinsuke, and I really want to tell his master that Shinsuke has done a good job, only blaming those cunning cats, but I can't do this. Hey ~

Although there are many cartoons that can be missed, there are countless cartoons that are better than Cat Mike. But what I miss most is cat Mike, dancing cat, gentle cat, fat cat and stupid dog.

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1, Mike debut

Faithful dog nobusuke

2. Mike's day

Tesla the cat appeared.

Disappearing Gan Bao

3. Mike dances

Bet on the ring

Bobo's story

Mr Kobayashi became a cat.

The story of judo cat

Escaped

Mike and the guests

6. Mike looks after the house

Bobo blind date

ambush

Late night war

7. The story of Tesla the Cat

Cat coffee shop

McBoone

Bald microphone

8. Nobukuro's Treasure

Terrible visitor

Caterpillar training

Wang Miao Marathon

9. greedy Mike

Mike goes to work.

Hate bathing

Sell Tesla the cat.

10, the door that can't be opened

A strict mother-in-law

Save Mike.

Ugly kitten

Subversive Mike

Fugitive Part II

Damn jumping eggs

Court competition

Killers and cats.

Mike's dance

Cat-hating editor-in-chief

Aim at that girl.

Mike is lost.

The Secret of Tesla the Cat

The troubles of male nannies

Enthusiastic teachers lend a helping hand

The world turns for Mike.

Xinzhiwu station

Witness Mike

A disturbing cat

15. Ways to please cats

Fugitive part 3

Mike's dance

Fengyun cat sumo wrestling

This cat has claws.

survey

The hottest day

I was so sleepy at the meeting.

17, husband and wife quarrel

Cats and photographers

Mike qibian

Special colleges and universities

18, nerve-racking advertisement

Get along with cats

Mike's worst day

Wang Miao Olympic Games

19, uninvited guest

Nosuke's dream

Terrible canned liver

An angry banquet

20, repel the battle of the salesman

Run away from home part four

Mike who can't go home

France full set meal

2 1, Mike is in the department store.

Glowing night cat

Mother-in-law versus killer

The unhappiness of helping others.

22, cats, meditation, monks

Detective Mike

Help! Mike

I want to be a cat.

23, Mike lullaby

Terrible cat planet

What is a ninja?

Misunderstanding of Nosuke

Babies are really hard to take care of

Shinsuke helps the wind and cloud.

A tiring holiday

Sleeping Beauty's Bobo

25, be careful of cat hair

Mike legend

The story of injection

Cats and killers

26, the king of beasts

Taxi driver Mike

27. The bride, Stella the cat

The ancestors of cats

28. Veterinary visits

Mouse monk

The Cat Way

A real prisoner

29. Mike and Ying Ge

Down with Tesla the cat

Rare beast commotion

Horror banquet

30. Mike and Golden Carp

An impartial prosecutor

3 1, Pet Photo Contest

32. lovely cat

Mike's magic bean tree

Poor editor

Bobo girl's heart

33, the baby's commotion

Wang Daliang in the jungle

Art is a cat.

Learn forever.

34. cats and friends

Thief cat

35. Mike's Christmas

36. Mike the Cat of Induction

Flying fur

Tesla, a rare animal cat

Busy year-end

37. Mike's Spring Festival

There is no reason for the Year of the Cat.

38. Innocent Mike

A helping friendship

39. I like skiing best

Cats & Dogs

40. Fight disease

Snow white and seven puppies

The legend of cat Sla

Shinsuke bronze statue

4 1, other people's food

Mike and the magic lamp

Help to go home

Lovely boy

42. The position of leader

Cat Sla has been kidnapped.

43. Mike's Journey to the West

Maohe rotate sushi branch

44. Mike is on his way home

An extension of gratitude

Procedural war

45. Shinsuke is the housekeeper

Mike testified.

Cat repay kindness

46, sleepless tonight

Mike and grandpa with tumor

47. send a dog

Mike's dream

48, the leader's successor

Shinsuke buys things.

Expel outstanding elements

The last cat

49. Grab the collar of Jumping Egg.

after school

Meow meow thorn} taro

Save Mike.

50. The cartoonist's brother

Mike's roaming

5 1 resurrected leader

Dog and cat graduation ceremony

52. Three cats and children

Find; to find out

Strange cat commotion

Mike's ancestors

The second adventure of antelope

Original English name: the return of antelope

Category: children's drama

Year of production: 1986

Country of manufacture: United Kingdom

Introduction:

Taking19th century England as the background, it is about a group of dwarfs who traveled by boat and were shipwrecked. They found that they were living in their toy house with two children on their backs. A pair of middle-aged bad brothers and sisters want to catch these little people and help them make a fortune in the circus, so the children protect them from being caught and not being discovered by their own adults.

Three adventurers from Lilliput were shipwrecked at sea and stranded on the earth. Two photo studios compete in the same street, and the people who find three little people are the old man and his old maid sister in the bad photo studio, and a pair of little brothers and sisters in the good photo studio that takes in three little people. My little brother's little sister's grandfather is a very kind person, and his business is very good. His business is much better than a bad photo studio. The bad old man tried his best to catch three little people (and then started an acrobatic troupe to make money), but he didn't get what he wanted, made many jokes and suffered a lot. In the second half of the series, the little brother and sister were picked up by their parents, and the three little people made friends with a wandering boy and a little girl who had just become an orphan. Boys and girls are adopted by the kind photo studio grandfather and continue to protect them. The villain lived in a toy house for boys and girls (super beautiful three-story red brick villa) and didn't leave at last. It seems that they really like the life in the "adult country".

Cast (English)

Series cast:

Actor's real name ... role name, brief introduction

Gail Harrison, Breka # 1 (1986) (season 1-2) Breka, a sailor among the three dwarfs.

Annie Hooley ... Breka, the sailor of the Three Dwarfs, was born in Brekabu #2 (1988) (season 3-4).

John Quentin ... Fistram forssman, the tall young sailor among the three dwarfs, is a little neurotic and loves cream cakes.

John branwell ... Spelbush, a fat old man who likes seniority, is the captain of the antelope.

Allen Bao Ye ... Gerald, gaston boy.

Claudia Gamble ... Filipa Filipa, the Gastin girl.

Paul Chapman ... The number one villain, Harwell Mei Sen, is a man who always wants to catch the dwarfs and make a fortune.

Stephanie Cole ... Sarah Mei Sen, Javier's sister, looks serious and runs a family hotel on the verge of bankruptcy by the sea.

Derek Farr ... Mr. Gastin-ton # 1 (1986) (season 1-2) Mr. Gastin-ton is the grandfather of two brothers and sisters and runs a photo studio.

Richard Vernon ... Mr. Gastin Dunn # 2 (1988) (Season 3-4) Mr. Gastin Dunn is the grandfather of two brothers and sisters and runs a photo studio.

Fiona MacArthur ... Millie Millie, a kind-hearted chef, first worked in a hotel in Qin Ming, then went to London with her brother and sister after being fired, and continued to work as a chef in Gastin's house.

Erica Sail ... Emily Wilkins (1988) (season 3-4), Emily Wilkins' beggar sister, was adopted by Gastin (the hero of season 3-4).

Gary halliday Ernest (1988) (season 3-4), Ernest's beggar brother, was adopted by Gastin (the heroine of season 3-4).

[Edit this paragraph] Domestic dubbing situation

Liaoning Children's Art 199 1 year recording

Berbutch? Flock (Captain): Fang Shu Bridge.

Forssman: Liu

Breka: Deng Changlan

Gladow (boy): Qi Shuju

Filipa (girl): Wang Xiaoyan.

Grandpa (photographer): Yang Guang

Millie (maid): Hao Linjie

Harvey Mei Sen (Bad Brother): Chen Daqian.

Bad sister: Shi Baolan

Merry's boyfriend: Changyi Jiang.

The third "disguised Grinch"

Basic information

China film title

Modern Great Sage (translated by Taiwan Province)

Grinch in disguise (translated from Hong Kong)

Mask (Chinese literal translation)

English movie names

mask

Animated version of Modern Great Sage

type

Comedy, myth

The length of a movie (according to the screening time)

97 minutes

Match to the original tape

DTS stereo

cost of production

$65,438+$08 million (estimated)

Property in copyright

New line production company.

[Edit this paragraph] Credit

be in charge of/supervisor

Chuck Russell Chuck Russell ... (as Charles Russell)

dramatist

Michael Fallon ... (Story) And.

Mark Frieden ... (Story)

Mike Werb (screenplay)

executant

Jim carrey, jim carrey ... Stanley Iphiggins.

Cameron diaz cameron diaz ... Tina Carlisle.

Peter Riegert ... Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway.

Peter green, peter green ... Dorian Tilea.

Amy yasbeck ... Peggy Brandt.

Richard jeni richard jeni ... Charlie Schumacher.

Orestes Matasena ... Niko

Tim Bagley ... Ilf ripley

Nancy Fish nancy fish ... Mrs. Pierman.

producer

..... deputy producer.

Michael De Luca ... Executive producer.

Robert engelmann ... Producer (Bob engelmann)

Carla Frye ... Deputy producer.

Mike Richardson ... Executive producer.

Chuck Russell ... Executive producer (e.g. Charles Russell)

Production and sales

camera

Panavision cameras and lenses

press

Futokum Laboratory, burbank, California, USA

Shooting format

35 mm

Manufacturing and processing method

spherical

layout

35 mm

[Edit this paragraph] Release date

United States of America

United States of America

1July 29, 994

the Netherlands

the Netherlands

1994101October 20th

France

France

1994101October 26th

Germany

Germany

1994165438+1October 24th

Spain

Spain

1994165438+1October 25th

Australia

Australia

1994 65438+February 8th

Finland

Finland

1994 65438+February 23rd.

Denmark

Denmark

1994 65438+February 25th

Sweden

Sweden

1994 65438+February 25th

Argentina

Argentina

1994 65438+February 29th

Portugal

Portugal

1995 February ... (Fantasy Quboto Film Festival)

[Edit this paragraph] Introduction to the plot

Stanley is an ordinary introverted bank teller. One day, at work, he met Tina Carlisle, a charming female client. She was tempted and fell into the emotional trap woven by criminal gangs. Stanley hopes to have wealth and beautiful love, but he knows it's just a dream. He was depressed. When he was walking by the sea at night, he found something like a face floating on the water. He thought someone fell into the water and rushed into the water to save people, but he found a mysterious mask. I didn't know it was the mask of the legendary prankster Loki until I asked, but I didn't know how this mask would affect his life.

In his apartment, Stanley's loyal partner, his pet dog Milo, found the atmosphere in the room strange, but Stanley found it was a mask. He picked up the mask and observed it carefully. When Stanley's face approached the mask, the mask suddenly stuck to Stanley's face. After a crazy whirlwind, Stanley became a modern sage, with a green head, prominent white teeth and unlimited magic! He retaliated against people who looked down on him in the past and played all kinds of practical jokes to tease others.

Under the magic of the mask, Stanley also robbed the bank and sang and danced with his beloved Tina in the palm nightclub, which attracted the jealousy of the gangster and the attention of the police, but it was difficult for others to catch him. Dorian, the leader of the gang, learned the magic of the mask and designed to take it away, while Stanley was put in prison. After a scuffle, kind Stan used his wisdom and courage to defeat the evil enemy, and he and Tina finally got married.

[Edit this paragraph] Behind the scenes of the movie

Comment in one sentence

From zero to hero

Stanley Iphiggins is not what he used to be.

Behind the scenes production

Brilliant and dazzling art design, superb computer stunts, and Jim Carrey's exaggerated and funny performance make this movie like an adult fairy tale with a tropical romantic style, which makes people feel relaxed and happy. The film has the cheerful rhythm of samba, and there is no silence in the story. According to the comic adaptation, it was originally intended to be made into a horror film, but it was made into a comic-style black comedy by the director, giving full play to Jim Carrey's genius. Later, it developed into an animated TV series. There are at least three movies with the same name before 1994, but the contents are not related to each other.

A (movie) fiasco

Stanley's toilet paper suddenly disappeared.

After the window is damaged, you can still see the glass later.

After the window is broken, you can see a dummy inside.

Tina's bright lipstick came and went in a chase scene.

Tina obviously used body double when dancing with Stanley.

[Edit this paragraph] Highlights

The film salary of Jim Carrey soared from $350,000 to $7 million.

Director Chuck Russell said that the film was originally a black horror film based on a comic book published by Dark Horse, until Jim Carrey turned it into a "Jim Carrey-style" comedy with his own style.

Because Stanley, the protagonist, is a comic fan, the expression of the mask comes from many comic images.

The songs that cameron diaz sang in the movie were voiced by Susan Boyd.

In the film, the club where Jim Carrey often goes to try to attract Cameron Diaz is called Cocobongo. Jim Carrey plays Peter in Magnificence, and the bar he went to after losing his job has the same name.

When Kim was chased by gangsters, he reached into his pocket, took out a wet condom and said, "I'm sorry for the wrong pocket." This line is an improvisation by Jim Carrey.

The scene of the protagonist with big teeth in the film had no lines, but Jim Carrey succeeded in talking to them after practice, which made the scene even more funny.

[Edit this paragraph] Wonderful dialogue

Stanley Iphiggins: (looking longingly at Tina's poster) She will never be mine. ...

Stanley: (looking at Tina's poster hopefully) She will never belong to me. ...

He turns around and sees the mask lying on the sofa. Slowly, he goes over and takes it ...)

(turns to look at the mask on the sofa. He approached slowly and picked it up. )

Stanley Iphiggins: (Throwing it on the sofa) No way.

Stanley: (throws the mask behind the sofa) No way.

(Go away and jump over the sofa)

(Go away and jump behind the sofa)

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Mask: Oh, somebody stop me!

Modern Great Sage: Somebody stop me!

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(The mob shoots at the mask)

(The gangster shoots at the modern Great Sage)

Mask: Did you miss me?

Modern Great Sage: Do you miss me again?

(After taking a sip, the liquid flows out through a small hole in his body.)

After a sip, the water came out of the hole in his body. )

Mask: I don't think so!

Modern Great Sage: I don't think you have!

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Tina kicked him and ran away.

Tina kicked him and ran away after swearing a lot at Tina.

Mask: (squeaking) She is shy.

Modern Great Sage: (shrill voice) She is very shy.

Mask: (deep voice) I like it!

Modern Great Sage: (deep voice) I like this!

[Edit this paragraph] The sequel to the movie

★ Basic information

China film title

Son of the modern Great Sage (translated by Taiwan Province)

The modern great sage Tim and his wife disguised as the son of a geek (translated from Hong Kong).

Son of the Mask (Chinese literal translation)

English movie names

Son of a mask

be in charge of/supervisor

Lawrence guttmann

dramatist

Lance Hazay ... (Author)

executant

Jamie Kennedy Jamie Kennedy ... Tim Avery.

Alan cumming alan cumming ... Loki.

Film genre

Comedy, myth

The length of a movie (according to the screening time)

94 minutes

Country/region

Germany, USA

conversational language

English

colour

colour

Match to the original tape

Dolby digital surround sound DTS SDDS

grade

Action movies, vulgar and suggestive humor and language.

grade

Australia: PG Singapore: PG Argentina: Atp Canada: G Chile: TE Peru: PT UK: PG USA: PG Canada: PG Brazil: LivraiFinland: K- 1 1 Germany: 6 Hong Kong: IIA Philippines: PG- 13 Netherlands: MG6 Ireland: PG.

Shooting date

2003124 October to 3 April 2004

★ Introduction to the plot

The film was written by lawrence guttmann, director of Cats and Dogs, and it is also a sequel to the classic comedy Modern Sage (1994). I don't think Stanley, played by Jim Carrey, was satisfied with anything. Since he discovered a magical mask, he suddenly became a modern saint, not only defeating the evil forces, but also winning Tina's heart. This film tries to "recall" the modern Great Sage again with more pranks, more chaos and more magic. In this sequel, the magical green mask fell into the hands of cartoonist Tim Avery (Jamie Kennedy), which triggered some stories with new suspense:

Tim Avery (Jamie Kennedy) is a cartoonist with great ambitions. He and his wife Tonya (taylor Howard) live in a small house full of cartoons. Tanya really wants to have a child, but Tim, who is bent on success in his career, thinks it is too early. One night, Tim found a mask on his way to the company's Halloween party. After wearing it, he was completely changed, with magical power and uncontrollable madness. At the dance, everyone was attracted by his "costume", and his strange behavior was absolutely normal in the eyes of a group of animators. Everyone present thought that he was trying to create a new cartoon character. The boss immediately gave up power to let him write alone. At home, his wife was lying in bed, perhaps because his repressed feelings were released by the mask, or he was still excited about the miracle just now. At this time, he desperately wants a child. ...

Nine months later, the child Ivey was born. He has the super power of the modern Great Sage. This immediately caught the attention of Loki (the owner of the mask, alan cumming). His father Odin (Rob haskins) ordered him to take the mask back, so Loki began to inquire about all the children born that day. Because if you piss off your father, the consequences will be unimaginable.

At this time, Tim is also looking for the mask, because his dog has hidden it. Tim doesn't know why his children have such super powers. He just wants to find the mask as soon as possible and finish the cartoon character creation required by his boss. At this time, Loki is getting closer and closer to them, and Tanya has left town on business, leaving only Tim to play the role of a full-time father. When Ivy was able to master this superpower gradually, Loki finally found his family. ...

★ Correlation evaluation

After the film was released, its naive storyline was criticized. However, it is the audio-visual special effects that are important for this film. The modern sage of 1994 took the story to the extreme with his perfect special effects. With the continuous development of technology and the improvement of people's taste, it is more difficult to please the audience with special effects. In this film, the alternation between real people and computer-made shots is a headache for actors, but it is in these difficulties that the wisdom of directors and filmmakers can be highlighted. When talking about the special effects of this film, Jamie Kennedy admitted that he had never participated in a film that required so much special effects work before, and many times he just performed in front of many different signs and air. In addition, acting with children is also a huge challenge. Sometimes they have to face a real baby. Technicians made some modifications to the baby's face to make the expression more interesting and rich. But sometimes they make a fake baby, which makes it more difficult. Perhaps the most brilliant scenes in the film are Jim's classic dance and the fight between Ivy's baby and the dog. No matter the image level, color saturation, or comprehensive sound effect, it is so exquisite that it should not be missed.