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How to refute the sentence "I have never eaten pork, but I have seen pigs run"?

You can retort that you are afraid that he can't do it. Who is good at it?

I've never eaten pork, and I've seen pigs run. Proverbs are often used to describe people's experiences, but they have heard, seen and understood a little.

Funny sentence that I haven't eaten pork for a long time:

1. I am so hungry. I want to eat meat, hot pot, fish with Chinese sauerkraut and hot and sour powder. The more I think about it, the hungrier I get. This is a vicious circle. I think I have to get up for dinner tonight.

After taking medicine for a few days, the cold got worse. I really miss you by my side, talking with me and comforting me. Before leaving work, I said hello to the leader and came back to have a rest. I was coughing and crying, and I was so hungry that I didn't have the spirit to eat at all.

It is said that women are made of water, so they should be gentle and not lose their temper. The more spoiled a girlfriend is, the cuter she is. Actually, I'm made of water, too, but Sprite, add some air drops. I should hold it and not shake it.

4. The shame of some men is that they want to find a woman to serve themselves like a mother, but they refuse to accept it like a son; I want to find a girl who is as clever and clingy as my daughter, but I can't be as miserable as my father!

Pang Kuang is really fat, rolling around Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a bucket, but her voice is like a thread, thin and low.