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How to refute the sentence "I have never eaten pork, but I have seen pigs run"?
I've never eaten pork, and I've seen pigs run. Proverbs are often used to describe people's experiences, but they have heard, seen and understood a little.
Funny sentence that I haven't eaten pork for a long time:
1. I am so hungry. I want to eat meat, hot pot, fish with Chinese sauerkraut and hot and sour powder. The more I think about it, the hungrier I get. This is a vicious circle. I think I have to get up for dinner tonight.
After taking medicine for a few days, the cold got worse. I really miss you by my side, talking with me and comforting me. Before leaving work, I said hello to the leader and came back to have a rest. I was coughing and crying, and I was so hungry that I didn't have the spirit to eat at all.
It is said that women are made of water, so they should be gentle and not lose their temper. The more spoiled a girlfriend is, the cuter she is. Actually, I'm made of water, too, but Sprite, add some air drops. I should hold it and not shake it.
4. The shame of some men is that they want to find a woman to serve themselves like a mother, but they refuse to accept it like a son; I want to find a girl who is as clever and clingy as my daughter, but I can't be as miserable as my father!
Pang Kuang is really fat, rolling around Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a bucket, but her voice is like a thread, thin and low.
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