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What's so interesting about 20 15 1 month?

A flirtatious woman

Zhou Xun tells you that if a woman wants to live well, she must be coquettish!

Movie Plot: Adapted from the best-selling book "The Best Life for a Woman Who Can Spoil", the movie tells women not to be mean or straight. On the contrary, "coquetry" is a manifestation of high emotional intelligence. In fact, fate is not in his hands, but in his own "mouth". If you know how to be coquettish in time, maybe your fate will change. Look at the coquetry of Zhou Xun and Huang Xiaoming during the Spring Festival!

Type: comedy/love

Director: Peng Haoxiang

Starring: Zhou Xun/Huang Xiaoming/Sui Tang/Xie Yilin

Release date: 2015-01-01(Chinese mainland)

Shooting 3

Retirement of retired old agents

Plot: After the first two movies, daughter Kim and old agent Brian's boyfriend Jimmy are getting married, and Brian remarries with his wife, and the family will live a happy life. At this time, the former enemy came to the door and kidnapped his daughter, son-in-law and wife. Just when Brian seemed to solve the matter easily, he found that his son-in-law Jimmy was not as simple as he looked. ...

Type: action/thriller/crime

Director: olivier megaton

Starring: liam neeson/Maggie Grace/famke janssen/forest whitaker/dougray scott.

Release date: 20 15-0 1-08 (UK)

Secret agent, from UCLA.

The classic spy war drama of 1960s once again moved to the big screen.

Movie Plot: A classic TV series adapted from 1960s, which tells many terrible events experienced by two spies from mysterious government agencies in order to perform their tasks. The event background of the film is still the "Cold War" period. In addition, there is a new role in the film, that is, the British spy played by the Swedish actress Alicia Wicander.

Genre: comedy/action/adventure

Director: guy ritchie

Starring: Henry Cavill/armie hammer/elizabeth debicki/hugh grant/Jared Harris/Alicia Wicander/David Beckham

Release date: 2015-01-kloc-0/6 (USA/UK)

Black hat

Tang Wei and "Raytheon" struck a spark of love!

Plot of the film: The film tells the story that the Chinese and American police jointly dispatched to arrest the organization after the US government database was invaded by a group of computer hackers. In the film, Wang Leehom will play a young man with superb kung fu, while Tang Wei and Chris Hemsworth will partner to hunt down the murderer, and even spark love in cooperation.

Type: thriller

Director: michael mann

Starring: Wang Leehom/Tang Wei/Chris Hemsworth/viola davis

Release date: 2015-01-16 (USA)

One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes 2

Plot: Spoiler is wrong! Anyway, 100,000 jokes are a good animation with rigorous settings, exquisite painters and touching plots! According to reliable sources, the theatrical version of Ten Lengths will be released this year. The plot will be mainly about the gourd, mainly about Xiao Jingang's happy life after meeting the queen. It is reported that the production and seiyuu will continue the original team in the first season. But there will be guest stars such as Jay Chou!

Director: Lu He

Movie genre: comedy/animation/fantasy/costume.

Release date: 20 15 0 1 0 1.

Brave Rabbit 2 # Crazy Circus

Plot: A wonderful circus performance has just been staged in the calm and peaceful town of Chuangtang. Unexpectedly, a rabbit fell from the sky and smashed the meeting place. This rabbit is a fearless rabbit. Don wants to explain to Coral, a clown in the circus, that he didn't sabotage it on purpose, but the clown wanted to punish Rabbit's brother. At this dangerous juncture, the open enemy kitchen knife dog appeared in time and saved Brother Rabbit, thus ending a farce. The kitchen knife vaguely discovered her secret in the fight with the clown coral. To find out, the kitchen knife decided to go deep into the circus. In the underground of the circus, a crazy conspiracy was gradually uncovered by the kitchen knife dog. On the other hand, Tang Tang and his partners are enjoying a wonderful circus performance, and they don't find a crazy crisis coming.

What kind of crazy conspiracy is hidden in the crazy circus? Can the kitchen knife dog spread the news? How do Tang Tang and his friends face a crazy battle?

Director: Xian-lin Zeng

Starring: Xiao Liansha/Ding Dang/He Xianghai/Wang Xing/Wang Qi.

Movie genre: comedy/animation/adventure/children

Release date: 20 15 0 1 0 1.

Boy

Director: Liu Kexin

Starring: Tang Xiaoxi/Zhang Lingxue/Lu Zhixing

Movie genre: animation/adventure/fantasy

Release date: 20 15 0 1 0 1.

Night at the Museum: The Secret of the Tomb

Plot: Larry (Ben Stiller Ben Stiller), a museum guard, will take his antique museum partner on an international route this time. In order to save this magical "resurrection gold plate" that brought the museum's antiquities back to life, he and his friends in the collection had to step out of the United States and go to the British Museum for help to solve this mystery and complete the task before the mysterious power of the gold plate disappeared. However, this adventure also unexpectedly awakened more antiquities. What kind of jokes will these old antiques make when they come to England across the ocean? What problems will you encounter in a thrilling journey?

Director: shawn levy

Starring: robin williams/Ben Stiller/Dan Stevens/Rebel Wilson/Ben Kingsley/Owen Wilson/mickey rooney.

Movie genre: comedy/adventure/family/fantasy

Release date: 20 15 0 1.4.

Grandma, miss, 20 years old

Plot: Returning to 20 years old tells a series of satirical stories about an old woman (Gui Yalei) who is nearly 70 years old, and returns to her daily life with a new identity after she mysteriously turns into a 20-year-old girl (Yang Zishan): she regains her musical dream, meets love again, and meets several men of different ages: Gao Leng, music director (Chen Bailin), grandson (Lu Han) and grandfather.

Director: Chen Zhengdao

Starring: Yang Zishan/Gui Yalei/Chen Bailin/Lu Han/Deshun Wang

Movie genre: comedy/love/fantasy

Release date: 20 15 0 1.08.

predestination

Plot: Special agent Blackma Close (ethan hawke, ethan hawke) of the Time and Space Labor Bureau was ordered to go back to the 1970s to stop the terrorists who caused great damage to the city that year from "flashing the bomber". Unexpectedly, his task failed. After a long recovery, he set foot on the journey again and vowed to bring the bomber to justice. This time, he wandered the street as a bartender, and one day he met a writer (sarah snook sarah snook) whose pen name was "Unmarried Mother". The writer told him about his incredible life. At that time, the author was an orphan named Jane. After she failed to apply for an aerospace company, she fell in love briefly and gave birth to a baby girl. As a result, her life has undergone earth-shaking changes.

Director: Michael Spirig/Peter sperry

Starring: ethan hawke/Sarah Snook/noah taylor/freya Stafford/Elise Jansen.

Movie genre: suspense/science fiction

Release date: 20 15 0 1.09