English jokes translated in the high school area?

Judging from the wording, the wording of cold jokes is different from traditional jokes in content and structure. The following is the translation of English jokes I brought to Grade One, welcome to read!

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Divorce in old age, divorce

A couple stood before a judge and asked for a divorce. "I don't understand," he said. "Why do you want to get divorced at this time of your life?"

A couple, both aged 9 1, stood before a judge and demanded a divorce. "I don't understand," said the judge. "Why do you want to divorce at this age?"

Hu explained, "Well, you see, we wanted to wait until the child died."

The husband explained, "well, you know, we want to wait until the children are dead."

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When a nerd dentist meets a acrophobia patient,

When I was on vacation in San Francisco, my sister got a toothache. The hotel receptionist needs a dentist. Susan, who doesn't like heights, was horrified to find that she was located on the 14 floor of a skyscraper, and the two walls of her office were all made of glass.

My sister had a toothache when I was on holiday in San Francisco. The front desk of this hotel recommended a dentist. Susan is afraid of heights. When she found herself in a building with 14 floors and glass walls on both sides, she was frightened.

When the dentist came in, Susan was sitting stiffly in the examination chair, clutching both sides of the chair. "Are you always so nervous?" He asked.

Susan sat stiffly in the exam seat, clutching the sides of the chair tightly. The doctor came in, saw this situation and asked, have you always been so nervous?

It's just that I'm not used to being in such a high place, "Susan replied with her eyes closed."

Susan closed her eyes and replied, it's just that I'm not used to staying in such a high place.

"Oh, I'm sorry," he said. Then he lowered her chair by six inches.

"Sorry," he said. Then he lowered the chair by six feet.

Appreciation of English jokes in Grade One with translation.

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How to measure you, my "weight loss"

I said that one of my colleagues has lost weight 10 pounds. However, when I was 0/7 years old, I couldn't help weighing 225 pounds. Today, I weigh 224 pounds. 1 added: "It's not bad for someone my age."

I praised a colleague for losing weight 10 kg. However, I still can't help boasting that I was 225 kg when I was 17, and now I am 224 kg. I also said, "This is good for a man my age."

A woman overheard this sentence and said, "You mean it took you so long to lose a pound?"

A woman heard these words and said, "You mean it took you so long to lose weight 1 kg?"

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The prayers of an angry wife

A person is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife kept scolding him. On one occasion, he was detained in the office and came home very late.

A man often comes home late because of gambling addiction, so his wife always scolds him. Once he came home late from work.

His wife accused him of gambling again, but he swore that he was detained in his office. "I pray to God that you are telling the truth," said his wife. "If I lie, may God kill me." "Then I pray to God that you are lying," said his wife hopefully.

His wife accused him of gambling again, but he swore this time it was because of work. "I pray to God that you are telling the truth," said the wife. "If I lie, God will give me death." "Then I pray to God that you are lying." His wife said hopefully.

Classic English jokes of Grade One with translation.

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A person is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife kept scolding him. On one occasion, he was detained in the office and came home very late.

A man often comes home late because of gambling addiction, so his wife always scolds him. Once he came home late from work.

His wife accused him of gambling again, but he swore that he was detained in his office. "I pray to God that you are telling the truth," said his wife. "If I lie, may God kill me." "Then I pray to God that you are lying," said his wife hopefully.

His wife accused him of gambling again, but he swore this time it was because of work. "I pray to God that you are telling the truth," said the wife. "If I lie, God will give me death." "Then I pray to God that you are lying." His wife said hopefully.

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One day, women's dresses in Far East Department Store were on sale, and a noble middle-aged man decided to buy one for his wife. But he soon found himself being beaten by a crazy woman.

One day, women's dresses in Far East Department Store were on sale, and a noble middle-aged man wanted to buy one for his wife. However, it wasn't long before he found himself staggered by that crazy woman.

He endured it as long as possible; Then, with his head down and his arms waving, he walked through the crowd. There you are! Challenge an excited voice. Can't you act like a gentleman? "Listen," he said, "I've been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I will act like a lady.

He tried to bear it. Later, he bowed his head, waved his arms and pushed his way through the crowd. What are you doing? Someone screamed, can't you act like a gentleman? Listen, he said, I've been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I will act like a lady.