Let's tell some cold jokes _

The science teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death? No one answered.

The teacher asked again: Does nobody know?

At this time, a classmate stood up and said, that's because you are calm and naturally cool.

It is said that a polar bear has to wear sunglasses to see because the snow is too dazzling.

But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, looking, crawling, crawling.

Before I found sunglasses, my hands and feet were dirty. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror before I found out: Oh, I'm a panda.

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

One day, Xiaoming, who went to kindergarten, ran to his father: "Dad, Dad, what rises in the east and falls in the west?" "Well, is it the sun?" "No, no, five words!" Dad thought for a moment and said, "Santa Claus grandson?" "Wrong, five words! Just those five words! " Dad thought for a long time and couldn't figure it out. . At this time, Xiao Ming said: ". . Stupid, yes, yes, the sun! ! ! ! "

In summer, a giraffe met a rabbit, and she proudly showed off her neck to the rabbit:

"Oh, little rabbit, do you know how good it is to have a long neck? Do you know how sweet the top leaves are? ... do you know that drinking cold in summer means that the neck feels cold water flowing slowly through the neck? ... oh ... "

The rabbit looked at her and only said, "Have you tried to throw up?"

Once my brother hit me and I got a pimple on my head. Later, my brother wanted to pack things, but he couldn't find his bag, so he took the bag on my head to pack things.

My girlfriend asked me to go to her house to see a movie. After arriving at her home, she wrote the word "movie" on the wall with a pen, and we both sat on the toilet and watched it.

A friend of mine kept shouting "Niu B Niu B ..." while watching the football match. As a result, after the game, the staff sent him to the dairy farm.

A member of the underworld, he was born with a shake of his hand. Once he fought with others, they saw his trembling hands and thought he was afraid, so they ignored him and hacked him to death.

Xiao Ming: "Do you know who has the heaviest body odor?" Ruobing: "I don't know." Xiao Ming: "Idiot! Fox, of course. "