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If I can change 300 words.

In our daily life, everyone will inevitably come into contact with composition, which is a kind of verbal activity for people to express their feelings in written form. Do you know how to write a good composition? The following is the composition I helped you organize. If you can change 300 words for your reference, I hope to help friends in need.

If I can change 300 words 1, there are ten million Qian Qian possibilities in the world: maybe I will disappear tomorrow, maybe I will become a turtle tomorrow. If there is such a possibility, it is an opportunity given to me by God. I think I wish I could become a bird.

If God gives me this chance, I will cherish it! If I become a bird, I will stand on the top of the tree and look at all the beautiful things I have; Sometimes I chirp on the pine tree in front of my house. At this time, I am a lark.

If I become a bird, I will stand on a tree in front of my house and quietly look at the busy figure at home: my mother is cooking, my father is reading the newspaper and my brother is doing his homework.

They didn't find me missing, of course, it was just my guess! Looking at them, my heart is extremely happy.

Every time, every day, every month, even every year, I bring good news, and then I am a magpie.

The past is the past, and unfortunate things have happened to me again.

When I became a bird, my so-called "home" was broken by those humans. In order not to let humans continue to hurt me, I had to escape from this "land of right and wrong".

I think, maybe I will never see my old family again, maybe I will forget them, because human beings choose to forget.

In the 100 week that I left, will you still remember the bird that stood in the tree in front of your house and watched your bird disappear? If you remember, I will feel very gratified, because you still care about me, even if I leave, you will feel reluctant to part.

Even if I am not in this place where you are, I will still play for you in the distance and wait for you! Shh ... Don't be told! This is a secret between God and me! Here, as a person, I warn people all over the world: please protect those injured animals and don't do any harm to them again!

If I can change 300 words, on a sunny day, when I was watching Journey to the West with relish at home, the Monkey King appeared, and he taught me 72 changes.

I became a spring girl with fine features, and I stepped onto the stage of spring. I blew a mouthful of fairy air, and the warm spring breeze brushed people's cheeks. I came to the suburbs and threw my hairpin on the ground. Look, the peach blossom is smiling, the pear flower is dressed in white, the morning glory is blowing its lovely purple trumpet, and the winter jasmine greets me cheerfully.

I became a summer girl wearing a lotus leaf hat again, and I stepped onto the stage of summer. I threw the lotus leaf hat to the ground. Look, the tall trees seem to be handfuls of big green umbrellas, which cover the burning sun and make people feel cool. Lovely lotus flowers also slowly emerged from the dimpled green lotus leaves.

I became an autumn girl wearing a maple leaf skirt, and I stepped onto the autumn stage. I took out a big piece of red maple leaf from my maple leaf clothes and threw it on the ground. Suddenly, the tree turned into golden leaves, flying in the air like a group of beautiful butterflies playing in the wind. At this time, the fiery red maple leaf fan took away the heat of summer and brought the coolness of autumn. I came to the farmer's uncle's orchard again. The orchard was suddenly full of fruit. Look, little persimmon on the persimmon tree looks like a little red lantern. The red apple on the apple tree seems to say hello to me with the sound of autumn wind hitting the light brown branches. The "baby" on the pear tree is like a light bulb, so cute. The attractive peaches on the peach tree attracted the love of the only child. A smile appeared on the farmer's uncle's face

I became a winter girl wearing clothes made of snowballs, and I stepped onto the winter stage. When I waved my hand, those snowflakes fell naughtily from the sky like white elves and fell to the ground, making snowmen and playing happily with the children.

Just as I was enjoying the beautiful scenery all the year round, a voice of "Baby, get up quickly" sounded in my ear, and my grandmother suddenly pulled me back from my dream to reality. It turned out that all this was a dream. Alas! If I can really change, how I wish I could make the world more beautiful!

If I can change 300 words, I will become the Jade Emperor.

I have become the jade emperor, and I will fly in the clouds and enjoy the beautiful scenery between heaven and earth.

First of all, I will arrest people who do evil in heaven and earth as punishment, so that they will not do evil in heaven and earth again. As long as I say a word to the wicked people on the ground, thousands of immortals in Qian Qian will "somersault" and fly back to the earth for a "carpet" search. One night, in the dead of night, the bright moonlight shone from the sky to the earth. I haven't slept yet, sitting on the cloud and enjoying the beautiful scenery on the ground. The glass of thousands of families was reflected by moonlight, which brought chills. Suddenly, I saw a graveyard, and several dark figures sneaked into it. The cemetery is a pine forest with a hidden shadow. Then, there was a "bang" sound. They're here to rob the tomb. I was so angry that I immediately sent a powerful god to catch those people and send them to the clouds. When I point with my finger, they ache all over. I brought my cane again, and with a wave of my hand, I saw the golden light shining. Those people were miserable and terrible.

I have become a jade emperor, and I want to help people who are short of food and clothing on the earth. Seeing their lives, it's really ice cubes falling into the vinegar jar-shabby! The clothes are tattered, the food is basically moldy, the hair is messy, and there are many scars on my body. Really poor. I look at their lives and feel a little sorry for them. I pointed to the family with my finger, and suddenly, their clothes changed from shabby to colorful; The food changed from moldy and rotten to hot and delicious, and their lives changed from poverty to prosperity. I have helped families like them, and now I find that there are still many poor families. I picked up a cane and drew a golden circle. All the poor families in the world became well-off. I'm glad to help so many people.

This is what I want to be, with infinite power and infinite magic. If I can change, I will become a charitable jade emperor.

If I can change 300 words, I will become the Monkey King, because Big Wolf and Kotaro always come up with some bad ideas to catch sheep. I must teach him a lesson.

One day, I came to qingqing grasslands and saw the wolf catching sheep with his new weapon. I somersaulted up to the wolf and said, "Wolf, you're giving the sheep trouble again." After that, I took out my golden hoop and prepared to give it to the wolf. The wolf smiled insidiously and said, "the Monkey King, do you think I'm afraid of you? Just let you taste my new invention, extremely frozen gun. " Then he shot me a few times. Fortunately, I hid quickly, otherwise he would have frozen me. I thought to myself, I didn't expect the big wolf to be quite fierce, so I can't take it lightly. I picked up the golden hoop and hit the wolf. As soon as Grey Wolf hid, he dodged my golden cudgel. Big Wolf said, "The shoes I wear are my blast shoes, which run faster than Pleasant Goat 10 times." I hit a few more sticks at the wolf, but the wolf dodged me. The wolf said happily, "now you know my ability." Die, the Monkey King. " Then he fired a few shots at me and I hid again. I took advantage of Grey Wolf's inattention and gave him a stick, so I was going to hit Grey Wolf. Who knows, Cheng came on the way. When I saw it, it was Logger Vick. Logger Vick took out his new gun and fireworks gun, aimed at me and fired several shots. I avoided his fireworks. Big Wolf stood up and saw Logger Vick helping him. He said happily, "Good buddy, Logger Vick, you are really not." Logger Vick said, "Grey Wolf, let's fight together." Big Wolf said, "OK, let's play together." They picked up two guns and issued a fire dragon and a frost dragon. I picked up my golden cudgel and knocked it down. I found that their strength became stronger. I tried my best to hit them. Just when I was about to be defeated, suddenly a golden light appeared in the sky and shone on me. My strength has become stronger. I hit them with all my strength and hit him at once.

I woke up and found that I didn't become the Monkey King. This is a dream!

If I can change 300 words, I am an ordinary person until one day, I had a dream.

That night, I dreamed that an old man with a white beard and long hair mysteriously said to me, "You were born with a magical power: you can achieve anything you say!" " But you have to say a formula at the same time,' Mi Li Mi Li Ping'. "Say that finish, the old man disappeared.

After waking up, I decided to try this dream. So, after thinking about the formula, he said nervously, "Mi Li Mi Li has changed! Let me go to school! " As soon as the voice fell, I heard a whoosh, and I really "flew" to school. My eyes widened in surprise, and I looked at everything I was familiar with at school, thinking: Do I really have divine power?

After school in the afternoon, I told my mother about it and showed her again. My mother said earnestly, "Son, divine power is your special function, but you can only use it for good, and never do anything against nature!" "

"I see, mom." I am happy to say.

On Saturday, my father and I went to the police station to be on duty, and we happened to see a person who came to report the case. She said that her daughter had been kidnapped. The kidnapper said that he would pay100000 yuan to redeem his daughter within three days, and he could not call the police. Otherwise, she will kill her daughter. But the family is poor and can't afford the ransom.

Dad listened and said excitedly, "Son, isn't this a good opportunity for you to make a move?"

"Yes!" I jumped up and down with joy. People thought I was crazy, but I said disapprovingly, "You watch the show later!" " "

Sure enough, after a while, I brought the kidnapper and the kidnapped person back unscathed. The kidnapper was sentenced to life imprisonment on the spot. In prison, that man still can't figure out how he was caught!

Since then, I have become famous all over the world. Many big companies hired me as the chairman, but I saw through their minds: they wanted to make money with me, so I turned them down. Some people even want to frame me, but they can harm others and eventually harm themselves.

So I started a free company-a good thing (homophonic "piece of cake"). If you have any difficulties, you can come to me for free.

Forget it, I have another guest here!

If I can change 300 words, if I can change, then when I walk in the summer sunshine, I will become sky blue ice cream, and I will hide at the bottom of the freezer, so that no one will find me.

If I can change, then when I am tired of walking, I will become a bird, take two clouds from the sky, one as a blanket and the other as an umbrella to cover the sun, rest for a while, and then fly to my destination like an arrow.

If I can change, then I will become a big tree and make fresh air for our city. If someone comes to cut down trees, I will change back to human form, tell him the truth of "cutting down less trees and cutting down more trees" and persuade him not to be a lumberjack but to be a ranger.

If I can change, then when I take my library card and find that the library is closed, I will become a little bee, humming through the door to read; If I can change, I will go to the ant nest to see how ants build houses; If I can change, I will go to the hive to see how bees make honey. If only I could really change! Do you think so?

If I can change, I will change many things. Of course, in different places, I want to be different.

In the sea, I want to become a small fish, swimming around in the embrace of the sea and playing freely. I am in the sky, I want to be a lovely bird, flying freely, without my mother's cry: Shanshan, buy me something; Shanshan, it's time to study.

In the advertisement, when my mother took me for a walk, I wanted to be an umbrella to protect my mother from the excessive heat. When it rains, I become an umbrella, which can shelter my mother from the wind and rain and let her go home safely. When Grandpa Sun came out and drove Brother Raindrop and Brother Wuyun home, I became a bird again, took a flower and flew to the sky to say hello to Grandpa Sun.

In the hospital, I want to be a doctor, to relieve the pain of the disease for patients.

At home, I want to be the mother of a child. If she wants a snack, I'll buy it for her. I won't refuse her. But she will say to her: don't eat too much, it's bad for your health. I will be gentle with my children and be a loving and good mother.

If I can change 300 words, everyone has their own fantasies and wishes. Actually, I have one, too. Once, in my sleep, I found that I had a pair of angel wings and could fly freely in the sky. I flew and flew to a magical forest called "Magic Forest".

There is a colorful rainbow in the magic forest. Obviously, it just rained cats and dogs. These leaves are fresh green and look comfortable. Glittering water drops fell on the leaves. Like bright white pearls. Trees and flowers, like humans, often show bright smiles. The land here is also amazing. It is made of children's favorite snack-chocolate. If you are hungry, you can pick up the land with your hands and eat it. Just after eating, the ground grew again.

I walked and walked and met a tall and lonely old tree. The cry of the old tree is heartbreaking. I kindly stepped forward and asked, "Grandpa Old Tree, are you in trouble?" ? Can I help you? Grandpa replied, "Son, you don't know. Every day, I stand here alone and no one cares about me. "It's sad that all the plants in the forest are younger than me." "Grandpa, don't cry, I'll tell you a joke!" "A foreigner came to China. He treats ketchup as blood, men as dead bitches, wives as dead bitches and cars as beetles! One day, a car accident happened in China. He quickly dialed 1 10 and said, "There was an accident today. Two beetles collided, and eight dead males and eight dead females shed a lot of ketchup. "No, it can make Grandpa Shu smile and say," You are a caring child. I will give you a magic seed now, and you can cultivate a big tree with love. "

Whoosh, I came back to reality. I sow seeds on the land. Every day, I sing and dance with it. Finally, one day, this seed grew into a tree in heaven, which turned out to be a wishing tree. I gave the fruit to the blind, and their eyes immediately saw again. I gave the fruit to the poor and they became rich at once. I returned the fruit to the patients in the hospital. They have become healthy.

A burst of thanks woke me up. Whether the story just now is fantasy or true, I hope I will change anyway.

If I can change 300 words, students, you should know the magic seventy-two changes in the Monkey King, right? He changed seventy-two and was invincible. If I change, I will do a lot of good things for everyone.

If I can change, I will become a magical magician, giving orders in the desert filled with yellow sand. Let the shower moisten all the dry yellow sand; Let flowers and trees grow happily in a good weather environment; Turn the endless desert into green grassland; Let the damn sandstorm disappear.

If I can change, I will be dressed like never before. If I wear it, I won't feel hot even if I work hard in the fields in the scorching sun. Even if you go shopping in the cold winter when the north wind is howling, you won't feel cold. This kind of clothes is warm in winter, breathable in summer, comfortable all year round and durable, which makes people no longer worry about the arrival of winter and summer. If I can change, I will become a lively and lovely little angel, flying into the vast universe with the hopeful eyes and cheers of the people of China and the "Shenzhou VII" carefully developed by our people. Accompany two astronauts, swim hand in hand and explore the endless mysteries of the universe. Uncover the mysteries of one universe after another for mankind; Make outstanding contributions to the aerospace industry of the motherland; Create a brilliant page for the history of the motherland.

If I can change, I will become an unprecedented potion. Just drop a drop of this medicine on the broken mouth of the disabled patient, and it will take effect immediately. In a blink of an eye, all the disabled people miraculously became healthy and normal people with sound limbs. In this way, they can also be alive and kicking at will, extend new hands, spread hope and offer love. There will be no more laughing at disabled people, and disabled people will not feel extremely painful because of this trouble. What if I change?

Even if I won't change, I will build my home with my own hands and make our world more and more beautiful!

If I can change 300 words, one morning, I just opened my eyes and found it was already dark. I was shocked. What happened?

I tried desperately to break free, but my arm was weak, so I had to peck forward with my mouth and finally pecked away. I got off the bus and came to the mirror, ah! I was shocked. How did I become a duck? I am depressed, because I think I am ugly now, with a big mouth and my hands turned into feathered wings. I am very sad.

I walked slowly downstairs and came to the table. How can I eat now? I have a big question in my heart. My mother comforted me and said, "Don't worry, it's okay!" " My friends called me in my mouth, "Hurry up, Gao Han!" " I said to my mother, "I have become so ugly that I won't go!" ""Mom said, "The children are waiting for you outside! Go now! It's okay! "I had to move out reluctantly. My friends all laughed when they saw me turn into a duck. I am sad. Another friend said, "Don't be sad, let's go!" " "I nodded and walked forward, came to the front of the team led by the teacher. The students laughed when they saw me turn into a duck, which made me even more sad. Go under the tree and want to be quiet for a while. At this time, a group of ducks got tired of flying in the sky and flew down. Below them are duck hunters. The students said, "Hurry them up! "Only you can save those ducks in Gao Han!" I said, "I can't fly!" "The students said," give it a try! "So, I flew into the sky, and the ducks saw me, and I said," Don't fly down, quack! "Don't fly down!" Those ducks can't understand what I said. I looked down, and so did the duck. Suddenly, they saw the duck catcher and flew away in fear. I saw them off for a while and flew back to my classmates, who said, "You are so brave!" " "I am very happy.

The person who laughed at me quickly apologized to me, and I said, "It doesn't matter."

This is just my imagination. I didn't become a duck, but I'm looking forward to it, hehe!

If you can change 300 words to 10 at an early age, I especially like watching TV series Journey to the West. What attracted me most was the seventy-two changes in the Monkey King. I often think that if I can change, it must be better than the Monkey King.

If I can change, I will become a fashion designer. Design all kinds of clothes, others wear my clothes, and they are very happy. I also want to design a suit for children in poor mountainous areas. The length of this suit can be adjusted according to their height!

If I can change, I will become a magic pen. Give sanitation workers a super cleaner with a stroke of genius, so that they no longer have to worry about wasting time and energy to clean our city; I will also draw an automatic blind guide to guide the blind, so that they can go out without crutches. ...

If I can change, I will become a fragrant flower. Let the earth always be a vibrant scene, and hardworking bees collect pollen for people and brew honey.

If I can change, I will become a happy bird. Fly freely in the beautiful nature, take the tree as home, play hide-and-seek with butterflies and have fun with children.

I wish I could change and make these dreams come true! But you must work hard and study hard to realize your dream!

If I can change 300 words, there are still many intractable diseases in medicine. If I were the Monkey King, I would become a highly skilled doctor, specializing in treating people now. Cancer, AIDS, diabetes ... these diseases are a piece of cake for me. My medical method is different from other doctors. I will let patients eat all kinds of favorite foods, but these foods are all enchanted. After eating these foods, patients will become lively, cheerful, radiant and energetic. Unconsciously, the disease in the body also slipped away! I treat patients for free.

Now, our study is really too heavy, and we have endless homework every day. If I were the Monkey King, I would be a famous teacher. Do not assign homework every day, so that students can enjoy a happy childhood. But I can guarantee that every student has a skill. If a student wants to learn piano, I will become Beethoven to teach him; If a student wants to learn painting, I will teach him Ma Liang.

Now the public security is too bad, and thieves are rampant all over the world. If I were the Monkey King, I would be a super policeman. This super policeman can fly in the air without eating or pulling. You can swim in the water and drill in the soil. No thief can escape my eyes. If I catch a thief, I will have a set of punishment methods: if the routine is serious, I will pull out a hair and blow it into a bug, parasitic on him, and make him itch for a year; If you continue to itch for another year, the pain will go away until you change your mind. Cheng Jie is lighter: I blow a fairy gas and make his mouth crooked for three days; If the deviation continues for another three days, the pain will disappear until it is corrected.

If I were the Monkey King, I would become-

If I can change 300 words, 12 If I can change, I will become an automatic camera. Put on wings and fly to all parts of the world to record people's happy childhood; Then fly to the photo studio, print out the photos and put them quietly on the desk. Of course, people know that I put the photos, and I won't mistake them for strangers.

Besides, people like me very much! If there are a few bad guys doing bad things somewhere, I will go there directly, and the speed is very fast. People's keen eyes can only catch a glimpse of my back. As soon as I arrived at my destination, I was divided into two groups. One can take photos, send them to the computer of the police station, and then drag the police here. The other is to fix the bad guys with magic before the police arrive, so that they can't move, and the magic can't be lifted until the police arrive. The end result is, alas, I don't need to say it!

If I can change, I will become an imaginative intelligent feather and fly to unimaginative children all over the world. As soon as the children hold me, they can come up with good ideas and write articles with pens. Teachers won't criticize them as before, saying how bad theirs is; The teacher always praises the children for their good writing. Of course, I just gave them a rich imagination at the moment they held the feather.

If I can change, I want to be Ma Liang, with a magic pen, drawing for people with difficulties in life.

For example, if this family lacks a house, I will draw a big house and some daily necessities to make their family live comfortably. For another example, this family has not had a decent meal for a long time, so I drew a table for this family to eat a delicious and hot meal. In short, people who have difficulties in life come to me for help if they need anything!

If I can change, I will become. ...

Oh! How I hope this is not a hypothesis, but a reality! It feels good to help others.

If I can change 300 words, 13 If I can change, I will become a magician and start my love journey with a magic wand.

I flew over the city and raised my wand to let the blind old man see the light again and enjoy his old age; Let deaf children return to the world of sound and dance happily; Let terminally ill people get out of the clutches of death and get a new life. ...

I flew over the mountains and melted the frost with the power of magic, so that the water stopped again and the stream gurgled all year round; Let the dead wood put on new clothes, and the eyes are green; Let barren land become fertile and barren, and fruits and vegetables are fragrant everywhere. ...

I flew over the lake and sea to purify the polluted water source and let the fish swim happily in the clean water; Dispel the haze and let the birds sail with Yun Fan; Then a breeze was sent to let the children chase the waves on the soft beach. ...

I flew over the desert, and the rain and dew sprayed by my wand wetted the yellow sand all over the sky. I planted green seeds, and the deserted desert turned into green grass in an instant. Colorful flowers. Beautiful scenery. Birds and flowers sing all over the country, wow! What a beautiful painting it is. I'm surprised at my masterpiece.

I flew over the countryside filled with cigarettes and turned broken walls into a tall building. With the olive branch of peace, wipe away the blood, awaken the twisted soul, let the hostile people put down their hatred, stretch out their arms and hug each other tightly.

If I can change, I want to be a caring magician, use my magic to send more laughter to people, make every corner of the world a fairyland on earth, let me convey my love and make the world full of peace and hope.

If I can change 300 words, 14 If I can change, I will become a magical bird and bring happiness to people.

I was flying when a very unpleasant smell came to my nose. I followed the smell and flew to a small river. Look down, it's too dirty! I saw that the river gave off an unpleasant smell. There are a lot of garbage and dead fish floating on the river, and the river is muddy. I immediately said "change", and immediately, the river recovered, the fish were alive and kicking in the water, and the crystal clear river ran forward.

When I came to the city, I found many beggars with unkempt hair and ragged clothes on the roadside. They reached out for money and wanted to make a living, but some people left without any sympathy for these poor beggars. I really wanted to help them, so I said "change", and these beggars immediately became ordinary people, dressed neatly, with folders in their hands, rushing to work.

I stopped in front of a big tree and saw a bridge not far away. The bridge is crowded with people. Suddenly, the bridge collapsed and people fell into the water. People struggled desperately in the water and shouted for help. I flew over and said "change". The bridge has returned to its original state and is stronger than before. People struggling in the water are walking on the bridge, and there are not so many people on the bridge. People are no longer crowded, but walk in an orderly way.

I continued to fly to a poor small village where people were skinny, couldn't eat well and couldn't sleep well. They lived in a humble hut and slept on a hardwood bed covered with a thin layer of cloth. I saw it, flew over the small village, said "change" and every family lived in a building, the furniture inside was brand-new, and every family had its own garden and vegetable fields. ...

In addition to these things, I have done many good things for the benefit of the people, and I am very happy to see the scenes of laughter and laughter.

If you can change, would you like to be a bird that brings happiness and happiness to thousands of families like me?

If I can change 300 words, I will get up in the morning. When I looked at my watch, it was already 7: 30. I quickly get dressed, brush my teeth and wash my face. It's already 7: 40. I'm in a hurry. I hurried down to take the bus, only to find that I forgot to bring my exercise book. Hey! If only I could change. ...

I went home at night and had a dream. When I got up in the morning, I found my watch on my wrist. It disappeared by itself. I looked at the clock. It was already half past seven. I'm very worried. If only I could get to school in one second. At that moment, I suddenly found myself moving very fast. Mother was washing the quilt, and one of them fell. I ran over and grabbed the quilt easily. I don't think I will be late at this speed. As expected, when I ran back to school, the drivers looked at me dumbfounded. I went to school, and soon, I became normal.

On my way home, the bridge I had to cross collapsed. I want to be a magic soldier, Ma Liang. At this time, a miracle appeared, and I really became Ma Liang. I took Ma Liang's magic pen and quickly drew the bridge. I repaired this bridge. Then I changed back. My friends came to me to play hide-and-seek, while others were still looking for a hiding place, I became invisible. Just when I was trying to be mysterious, the annoying alarm clock woke me up.

I hope all this is true! I also want to turn into a cloud and give Hainan a snow to show them what it looks like. It rains in the Sahara desert, the largest desert in Africa, and I will become a rich man. I will buy clothes and stationery for children in mountainous areas, so that they can study happily like us, have the care of their parents like us, run on the grass like us, play football on the grass like us, have a happy family like us and enjoy spring like us.

These are my hopes, which will come true when I grow up.