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Funny catchphrase jokes
Xiehouyu is a special language form of Chinese. It is a special language form created by the masses in their daily life practice. It is a short, funny and vivid sentence. The homophonic idiom is a kind of humorous idiom, which creates another meaning through homophonic puns. Below are some interesting jokes that I carefully compiled, I hope they can help you all. Interesting postscript jokes 1
1. Mom’s sisters—suspicious (aunt)
2. The crenellations on the stage—Bucheng (Putrajaya)
3. The whip on the stage - added weight (fake horse)
4. A fire in the Guanyin Hall - wonderful (temple disaster)
5. The birthday girl's target shooting - Laoqian ( Gun)
6. The birthday girl plays the pipa - a cliché (playing)
7. Wheat straw blowing fire - stingy (tool)
8. Alley Running a horse in a mile - the question (hooves) is difficult to come up with
9. Pulling the beard to cross the river - being modest (to pull the beard) too much (crossing)
10. Pulling the bell into the air - —Fantasy (Xing)
11. One day in class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to give an example of a postscript. "For example, beating a dog with meat buns - there is no return." Xiao Ming thought for a while: "Hitting a dog with meat buns - a waste!" The teacher asked: "How can it be a waste?" "Why do we use steamed buns instead of stones to beat dogs? Besides, I still use Goubuli buns.
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12. Boil crabs in a pot of boiling water - let's see how long you can run rampant
13. Crazy girl tells jokes - laughing and joking
14. Invite the wolf Being a guest - living impatiently
15. The lame man relies on the blind man - learning from each other's strengths
16. A frequent visitor to the dyeing shop - a womanizer
17. The steering wheel of the car broke down - going on a rampage
18. Asking my sister-in-law for company - not being kind-hearted
19. The poor widow went to the market - she wanted people but no one, she wanted money but no money
20. Mouse fell into the water vat - fashionable (wet hair)
21. Han Xiangzi played the flute - extraordinary
22. Sedan flowers watching the opera - Happy to be poor
23. Abacus on sedan chair - poor calculation
24. Menstruation of a heifer - blood pen
25. Dreaming of marrying Xishi —— Random thoughts
26. Dreaming about asking for a wife - wanting to be partial
27. Dreaming about jumping into a well - a false alarm; a false alarm
28. Dreaming about recruiting a consort - I want to be partial
29. The skill of making clay figurines - tiptoeing (pinching) hands and tipping (pinching) feet
30. Making sesame seed cakes and selling glutinous rice balls - a versatile person
31. The magistrate lost his seal - the confused official
32. The mold for making bricks, the sheath for inserting the knife - the frame within the frame
33. Selling iron for trouble - risk it all
34. Basho results - one heart
35. A bright handkerchief that performs tricks - neither hide nor tuck
36. The juggler takes a piece of cloth - cover it up
37. Baoyu and Xiangyun cry Jia Mu - each has his own tears
38. The worm in the corn stalk - special (Diamond) Heart
39. Making Yuanxiao from corn noodles - difficult to knead
40. Photos of Zhu Bajie: Looking for embarrassment (see)
41. Deflated suona - let’s see how you play it
42. Feeding tigers under the covers - harming others and yourself
43. Farting under the covers - being able to write (sound) Wu (cover)
44. Farting in bed - swallowing alone
45. Covering the table with sheets - being (surrounded) very big
46. Changing the robe Undershirt - Youyu
47. Picking peonies on the hospital bed - greedy for flowers even before death
48. Not taking medicine if you are seriously ill - waiting to die
49 , Peeling onions and pounding garlic - a small thing
50. Peeling a tree - not growing
51. Peeling a toad - the heart will not die
52. Peel off the cuttlefish skin and reveal the belly - a black heart 53. The empress was caught in the rain - Feng (wind) enough food and clothing (both wet)
54. Crazy old man watching the show ——A good (crazy) harvest is in sight
55. Festival stalls——rich and colorful
56. What the turtle laid——bastard eggs
57. Turtle on the tree - the tortoise fawning over Gao Zhi'er
58. Wu Dalang selling pickled vegetables - the tortoise is excited
59. One, two, three, four, five, six and seven - Wang ( Forget) 8
60. Hang a key on the bridge of the nose - a funny joke 2
Selling cloth and salt - meddling in nosy (salty) things
Huozi drinks soup - shameless and obscene
Huozi apprentices as a disciple - a shameless person
Burns paper on the grave - fools ghosts
Farts in bed - can write (Smell) Nengwu (cover)
Farting in bed - swallowing alone
Opening the coffin and shouting to catch the thief - Unjust death
Stepping on a tightrope with a big belly - being brave and taking risks
Practicing swimming in a big cesspool - really not afraid of death (shit)
The Jade Emperor farted - Aura
Moldy grapes - full of bad water
Dancing a sword in the cemetery - scary to death
Drawing a bow in the cemetery - shooting (sex) Ghost
A dog eats tofu--it can't live without a title
Driving a cart without a whip--it relies on flattery
The business of a coffin shop--it's a matter of life or death. Asking for money
A kidnapping goes to the hospital - self-treatment of sleep (feet)
Giving birth on a plane - high school student
A monk chanting sutras - menstruation
Dropping pants while carrying a coffin - rude to the dead
Playing pole vaulting in the toilet - too much (feces)
Lighting a lamp in the toilet - courting death (feces)
Firecrackers are set off in the toilet - shake the feces (fen)
The Dragon King farts - aura
The coffin stretches out its hand - even if you die, you want money
Eating iron bars to cover aluminum - actually weaving it from the inside of the butt
The old lady touching the switch - full of energy
The bastard has boils on his butt - bad regulations (bad turtle butt) )
The bastard's butt - the rules
The bastard standing on his head - there is a rule above (referring to the regulations from the superior)
The bastard standing on top of the little bastard - There are new regulations above
Turtle somersaults - one regulation after another
Fairy farts - extraordinary
Storytelling on the plane - empty words
I'll give you three points of color - you run a dyeing shop
A sun full of gold teeth - you lie when you open your mouth (yellow)
Blind man chatting - you Nonsense talk
The blind man wears glasses - you are pretending to be more interesting. Jokes 3
1. Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human inside and out
2. Zhu Bajie The backbone of the incompetent person (the back of Wu Neng)
3. Zhu Bajie wears flowers - self-beauty
4. The White Bone Demon's plan failed - he made another plan
5. Monks holding umbrellas - lawless
6. Selling cloth and salt - meddling in nosy (salty) things
7. Zhu Bajie reading - Unexpectedly literate
8. Tathagata Guanyin - fake couple
9. Six-year-old boy - Sun Xingzhe
10. Sun Dasheng pulled out monkey hair - —Look at my seventy-two transformations
11. The Bull Demon King and the Little White Dragon take photo stickers - authentic bull-headed horse faces
12. Monkeys in Huaguoshan - Lawless
13. Monkeys climb bamboo poles - jumping up and down
14. Roaring dogs will stop barking after crossing a single-plank bridge - they will never forget (barking) after seeing (wood)
15. Bajie succeeded in ensuring the matchmaking - Zhulian must unite (Zhulianbihe)
16. Zhubajie entered the land of girls - he was dazzled
17 , The Bull Demon King and the Little White Dragon took a photo shoot - bull head and horse face
18. Zhu Bajie marries a wife - carried on his back
19. The crew of "Journey to the West" met - concentrated
20. The Monkey King rules the world - his hands and feet
21. Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back - he is not willing to spend any effort
22. Zhu Bajie cannot become an immortal - it's all about his words
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23. Zhu Bajie eats Coptis chinensis – it makes his mouth bitter
24. Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit – it makes his mouth bitter
25. Zhu Bajie eats Zhu Cry – —Self-mutilation of flesh and blood
26. Zhu Bajie pretends to be a hero—it’s just that he has a good mouth
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27. Zhu Bajie wears earrings—thinks he is beautiful
28. Zhu Bajie wears flowers—the more the uglier, the uglier they become
29. Zhu Bajie’s martial arts— Rake it backwards
30. Zhu Bajie’s mouth - self-appreciation
31. Zhu Bajie fell into the kaleidoscope - full of ugliness
32. Zhu Bajie looked angry - again Ugly and evil
33. Zhu Bajie arches the curtain - his mouth comes first
34. Zhu Bajie crosses the Flame Mountain - rake the other side
35. Zhu Bajie enters his daughter Country - dazzled
36. Zhu Bajie enters the slaughterhouse - contributes himself
37. Zhu Bajie gnaws on ground pears - what kind of immortal eats the fruit
38. Zhu Bajie prayed to Buddha for the rest of the day - shake off his unstable mind
39. Zhu Bajie bought pork liver - a rare heart
40. Zhu Bajie sold fried liver - which way is this? Lung
41. Zhu Bajie sells jelly-not many varieties, but a lot of taste
42. Zhu Bajie’s thirty-six changes-no one has a good face
43. Zhu Bajie plays tricks - rake backwards
44. Zhu Bajie throws a mirror - afraid of being ugly
45. Zhu Bajie seeks scriptures from the West - half-hearted
46. Zhu Bajie goes on a blind date - afraid of showing his face
47. Zhu Bajie wants to marry a wife - wishful thinking
48. Zhu Bajie wants a wife - willingly
49. Zhu Bajie recruits a bride - — Black Lantern
50. Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - self-embarrassing joke 4
Throw bombs in the pit - you arouse public outrage (dung)
A blind man learns embroidery - you are just trying to show your talent
Giving birth is not called giving birth - scary
The bastard eats watermelon - roll, roll, crawl
Long live he fell into the well - he didn't dare to fish for your help
He dug out his eyes to be the judge - he was blind to the end
The dung beetle was lying on the road - - Pretend to be a car!
A toad has no hair - Suigen
A pig's nose is forked with onions - Pretend to be an elephant
The rice is not cooked yet - it's boring
Two bulls fighting - a real (earning) bull comparison
Touching yellow mud in the crotch - either death (shit) or death (shit)
Jue Looking at the sky with your buttocks up - you are blind
Farting in your belly button - how did you make the noise (thinking about it)
Farting in the spittoon - not thinking about it
Rabbit wears a splint on its tail - Lengchong is a wolf with a big tail.
Boil the ball in the paste pot - you are still angry when you say you are a bastard.
The old peacock spreads his tail - being sentimental
Poison is added to the pancake fruit. ——Don’t do this kind of thing
A toad has little hands on its back——I am a local leader
A toad is crossing the road——I am a camouflage little jeep and you are still running away
A toad with feathers on its back - a foreign bird
A toad with small hands on its back - a treasure in the palm of your hand
A toad yawning - a funny tone and a joke 5
1. Clay figurines meet puppets - looking at each other (look; look)
2. Poke holes in the shrine - it is wonderful (temple)
3. On the nun’s head Arrange flowers - no way (to send)
4. Boil noodles in bacon soup - you have to say (salt) first
5. Put the shit basin on the head - frame ( Dirty)
6. Measuring rice with a tortoise cover - what is the sound (liter)
7. The old lady’s bun - it’s fixed (combed)
8. The straw hat seller threw away the pole - pay attention (keep the rope)
9. Hang the soles of the shoes on the vitex tree - pull (thorn) the skin
10. The bluestone went into the lime kiln - - To leave clear (green) whiteness in the world
11. Dry rice in a collapsed pot - it becomes stuffy (stewed)
12. Light a lamp on the top of the mountain - famous (ming) in all directions; Gao Ming
13. A lump in the throat - gambling (blocking) gas
14. The birthday boy practices the pipa - a commonplace (playing); playing the same old tune again
15. Crack melon seeds and bring out bugs - everyone has them (everyone has them)
16. The fire is not burning brightly - genius (add firewood)
17. Old man A monk lives in a cave - it's okay (no temple)
18. Rotten peanuts - not a good person (benevolence)
19. Nailed shoes on horseback - digression (hoof) Too far; not relevant (hooves)
20. A thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue - Honest Man (Old Stone Man)
21. No need for an awl to hold shoe soles - Zhen (needle) Good
22. The door god is in the kitchen god - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)
23. Hanging on a broom - Haowei (tail) big
24. A veteran playing with a sickle - rare (sword)
25. A monk's head - helpless (fa)
26. The old dragon king moved - powerful (from the sea) )
27. Eating too much salt - no matter what the leisure (salty) thing is
28. Putting a pot on the kang - renovation (stove)
29 , playing drums with meat and bones - faint (meat) winter
30. Scholars writing poems - having two hands (song)
31. Wearing gloves in June - conservative (protection) Hand)
32. The poor carpenter opens his business - only one sentence (only one saw)
33. Fire in the lotus pond - accidental (lotus burning)
34 , Buying pigs in the horse shop - no such thing (no market)
35. Under the salty meat soup - no need to say (salt) Interesting idiom jokes 6
1. The tiger is close Body - opening your mouth is a disaster
2. Tiger chanting - hypocritical; duplicity
3. Materials in the blacksmith shop - beaten goods
4. Singing loudly on the gazebo - the ghost who doesn’t know how to die
5. The king of hell issued a notice - a lot of lies
6. The mind of a Bodhisattva - no heart
7. Painting plum blossoms on the snow - dog's feet
8. Hanging animal skins in the main room - outrageous
9. The cat climbs over the steamer - the dog is blessed
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10. The robber draws images—
- You look like a thief
11. Falling in the bamboo garden - you should be cut to death
12. The monkey has diarrhea - its intestines are broken
13. Horse racing on the wall - the beast that never looks back
14. The blind man playing the piano - nonsense
15. The grandfather of the king of hell - the old ghost
16. Making love on the plane - a thousand miles a day "
17. Farting in bed - capable of literary (sounding) and martial arts (covering).
18. Dung boat crossing the river - pretending to be dead (shit)
19. Dung beetle farting - not worth a penny (smell)
20. Public* **Throwing stones in the toilet - causing public outrage (feces)
21. Sleeping in the toilet - not far from death (feces)
22. Cooking crabs in a pot of boiling water - Let’s see how long you can run rampant
23. Dreaming about recruiting a consort - wanting to be partial
24. The skill of making clay figurines - tiptoeing (pinching) hands and tipping (pinching) feet
25. The person who makes sesame seed cakes and sells glutinous rice balls - a versatile person
26. The person who is the magistrate has lost his seal - the confused official
27. The person who makes brick molds and inserts knives Sheath - frame within frame
28. Selling iron for trouble - risk it all
29. Basho result - one heart
30. Bright handkerchief doing tricks - —Don’t hide, don’t tuck
31. The magician takes a piece of cloth - cover it up
32. Baoyu and Xiangyun cry for Jia Mu - each has his own tears
33. The worm in the corn stalk - specializes in (boring) the heart
34. Making Yuanxiao from corn noodles - difficult to knead together
35. Playing with poles in the toilet Jumping - excessive (feces)
36. Deflated suona - it depends on how you play
37. Feeding the tiger in the bed - harming others and yourself
38. Farting under the quilt - capable of literary (sniffing) and martial arts (covering)
39. Farting under the quilt - swallowing it all
40. Covering the table with the sheet - as a (Surrounded) Very big
41. Changing the robe into an undershirt - more than enough
42. Picking peonies on the hospital bed - still greedy for flowers before death
43. Illness Don't take medicine - wait for death
44. Peeling onions and pounding garlic - a small thing
45. Peeling a tree - not growing
46 .A peeled toad——the heart is not dead
47. Straighten the dog’s legs——can’t do it; there’s no way
48. Pulling a trailer to sell tofu——the stand is not good Small; such a big airs
49. Calling the number one scholar brother-in-law - wanting to climb high
50. Borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month - too angry; unexpected
51. Selling jelly in the twelfth lunar month - not the time
52. Wax man playing with fire - too busy to take care of himself
53. Candle lighting - one heart
54. Toad Holding an umbrella - a strange thing; a strange thing
55. A leper scratching his head - what he wants
56. White clouds in the blue sky - freedom
57. A lazy cook makes a banquet - I don’t want to make any noise for you (fried)
58. Rotten hemp mixed with pig hair - a mess
59. A rotten umbrella blocks the sun - half shade
60. A rotten sore—incurable
61. Catching a turtle in a basket—a sure shot
62. A rabid dog barking at the sun—a barking sky
63. Sunflower’s plate - Lao Zhizhi
64. Can’t pull shit out of the pit - wrong blame
65. Pull the cart to the side of the road ——Exerting force
66. The doctor sells coffins - he pays for life and death
67. The wolf wears a bamboo hat on his head - pretending to be a good person
68. The prodigal son Turn back - gold will not be exchanged; abandon evil and do good
69. The old turtle bites - hold it in its mouth and will not let go; will not throw it away
70. The old tiger - ambition is there
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71. The old man plays the flute - lack of strength
72. The old rooster is on fire - bureaucrat (Guan Liao)
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73. The Dragon King farts - aura
74. Putting stones in the chicken coop - bastards
75. The old fat pig is slaughtered - the one who gets the knife
76. Tiger dragging raincoat - unpopular
77. There is an eldest brother and a second brother - who is the eldest?
78. Yams burning in the ashes - —They are all gray (bastards)
79. The bastard's ass - regulations
80. Rewards from the underworld - looking for ghosts
81. Hang the ghost Beating powder to arrange flowers - shameless
82. Cut the mess with a sharp sword - cut it in two
83. Turtle dove in the cage - I don't know the age
84. Deaf man Wear headphones - turn a deaf ear
85. A deaf person fires a cannon - turn a deaf ear; listen but not hear
86. A deaf person sees a dumb person - turn a deaf ear
87. A mouse marries Wife meets an old cat - happy and sad; a mixture of joy and sorrow
88. Mouse tail for soup - not much oil and water
89. Mouse tail - no big deal
90. Rat bites the cow - a big fight
91. Rat bites the stone pillar - cannot be defeated
92. Rat digs into the bellows - suffers from both sides
93. The old lady’s golden lotus – a lifetime of cowardice; a lifetime of grievances
94. The old lady crossing the skating rink – taking risks
95. The old trick of rolling pearls – - There is a treasure inside
96. God uses a cane - stick it in the end
97. The old man eats sesame candy - the more he pulls it, the longer it gets; the more he pulls it, the longer he gets
98. The old man sits on the cradle - pretending to be a grandson
99. The old crow sings folk songs - not in tune
100. The old duck sings - his throat does not live up to expectations
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