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Funny catchphrase jokes

Xiehouyu is a special language form of Chinese. It is a special language form created by the masses in their daily life practice. It is a short, funny and vivid sentence. The homophonic idiom is a kind of humorous idiom, which creates another meaning through homophonic puns. Below are some interesting jokes that I carefully compiled, I hope they can help you all. Interesting postscript jokes 1

1. Mom’s sisters—suspicious (aunt)

2. The crenellations on the stage—Bucheng (Putrajaya)

3. The whip on the stage - added weight (fake horse)

4. A fire in the Guanyin Hall - wonderful (temple disaster)

5. The birthday girl's target shooting - Laoqian ( Gun)

6. The birthday girl plays the pipa - a cliché (playing)

7. Wheat straw blowing fire - stingy (tool)

8. Alley Running a horse in a mile - the question (hooves) is difficult to come up with

9. Pulling the beard to cross the river - being modest (to pull the beard) too much (crossing)

10. Pulling the bell into the air - —Fantasy (Xing)

11. One day in class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to give an example of a postscript. "For example, beating a dog with meat buns - there is no return." Xiao Ming thought for a while: "Hitting a dog with meat buns - a waste!" The teacher asked: "How can it be a waste?" "Why do we use steamed buns instead of stones to beat dogs? Besides, I still use Goubuli buns.

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12. Boil crabs in a pot of boiling water - let's see how long you can run rampant

13. Crazy girl tells jokes - laughing and joking

14. Invite the wolf Being a guest - living impatiently

15. The lame man relies on the blind man - learning from each other's strengths

16. A frequent visitor to the dyeing shop - a womanizer

17. The steering wheel of the car broke down - going on a rampage

18. Asking my sister-in-law for company - not being kind-hearted

19. The poor widow went to the market - she wanted people but no one, she wanted money but no money

20. Mouse fell into the water vat - fashionable (wet hair)

21. Han Xiangzi played the flute - extraordinary

22. Sedan flowers watching the opera - Happy to be poor

23. Abacus on sedan chair - poor calculation

24. Menstruation of a heifer - blood pen

25. Dreaming of marrying Xishi —— Random thoughts

26. Dreaming about asking for a wife - wanting to be partial

27. Dreaming about jumping into a well - a false alarm; a false alarm

28. Dreaming about recruiting a consort - I want to be partial

29. The skill of making clay figurines - tiptoeing (pinching) hands and tipping (pinching) feet

30. Making sesame seed cakes and selling glutinous rice balls - a versatile person

31. The magistrate lost his seal - the confused official

32. The mold for making bricks, the sheath for inserting the knife - the frame within the frame

33. Selling iron for trouble - risk it all

34. Basho results - one heart

35. A bright handkerchief that performs tricks - neither hide nor tuck

36. The juggler takes a piece of cloth - cover it up

37. Baoyu and Xiangyun cry Jia Mu - each has his own tears

38. The worm in the corn stalk - special (Diamond) Heart

39. Making Yuanxiao from corn noodles - difficult to knead

40. Photos of Zhu Bajie: Looking for embarrassment (see)

41. Deflated suona - let’s see how you play it

42. Feeding tigers under the covers - harming others and yourself

43. Farting under the covers - being able to write (sound) Wu (cover)

44. Farting in bed - swallowing alone

45. Covering the table with sheets - being (surrounded) very big

46. Changing the robe Undershirt - Youyu

47. Picking peonies on the hospital bed - greedy for flowers even before death

48. Not taking medicine if you are seriously ill - waiting to die

49 , Peeling onions and pounding garlic - a small thing

50. Peeling a tree - not growing

51. Peeling a toad - the heart will not die

52. Peel off the cuttlefish skin and reveal the belly - a black heart 53. The empress was caught in the rain - Feng (wind) enough food and clothing (both wet)

54. Crazy old man watching the show ——A good (crazy) harvest is in sight

55. Festival stalls——rich and colorful

56. What the turtle laid——bastard eggs

57. Turtle on the tree - the tortoise fawning over Gao Zhi'er

58. Wu Dalang selling pickled vegetables - the tortoise is excited

59. One, two, three, four, five, six and seven - Wang ( Forget) 8

60. Hang a key on the bridge of the nose - a funny joke 2

Selling cloth and salt - meddling in nosy (salty) things

Huozi drinks soup - shameless and obscene

Huozi apprentices as a disciple - a shameless person

Burns paper on the grave - fools ghosts

Farts in bed - can write (Smell) Nengwu (cover)

Farting in bed - swallowing alone

Opening the coffin and shouting to catch the thief - Unjust death

Stepping on a tightrope with a big belly - being brave and taking risks

Practicing swimming in a big cesspool - really not afraid of death (shit)

The Jade Emperor farted - Aura

Moldy grapes - full of bad water

Dancing a sword in the cemetery - scary to death

Drawing a bow in the cemetery - shooting (sex) Ghost

A dog eats tofu--it can't live without a title

Driving a cart without a whip--it relies on flattery

The business of a coffin shop--it's a matter of life or death. Asking for money

A kidnapping goes to the hospital - self-treatment of sleep (feet)

Giving birth on a plane - high school student

A monk chanting sutras - menstruation

Dropping pants while carrying a coffin - rude to the dead

Playing pole vaulting in the toilet - too much (feces)

Lighting a lamp in the toilet - courting death (feces)

Firecrackers are set off in the toilet - shake the feces (fen)

The Dragon King farts - aura

The coffin stretches out its hand - even if you die, you want money

Eating iron bars to cover aluminum - actually weaving it from the inside of the butt

The old lady touching the switch - full of energy

The bastard has boils on his butt - bad regulations (bad turtle butt) )

The bastard's butt - the rules

The bastard standing on his head - there is a rule above (referring to the regulations from the superior)

The bastard standing on top of the little bastard - There are new regulations above

Turtle somersaults - one regulation after another

Fairy farts - extraordinary

Storytelling on the plane - empty words

I'll give you three points of color - you run a dyeing shop

A sun full of gold teeth - you lie when you open your mouth (yellow)

Blind man chatting - you Nonsense talk

The blind man wears glasses - you are pretending to be more interesting. Jokes 3

1. Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - he is not a human inside and out

2. Zhu Bajie The backbone of the incompetent person (the back of Wu Neng)

3. Zhu Bajie wears flowers - self-beauty

4. The White Bone Demon's plan failed - he made another plan

5. Monks holding umbrellas - lawless

6. Selling cloth and salt - meddling in nosy (salty) things

7. Zhu Bajie reading - Unexpectedly literate

8. Tathagata Guanyin - fake couple

9. Six-year-old boy - Sun Xingzhe

10. Sun Dasheng pulled out monkey hair - —Look at my seventy-two transformations

11. The Bull Demon King and the Little White Dragon take photo stickers - authentic bull-headed horse faces

12. Monkeys in Huaguoshan - Lawless

13. Monkeys climb bamboo poles - jumping up and down

14. Roaring dogs will stop barking after crossing a single-plank bridge - they will never forget (barking) after seeing (wood)

15. Bajie succeeded in ensuring the matchmaking - Zhulian must unite (Zhulianbihe)

16. Zhubajie entered the land of girls - he was dazzled

17 , The Bull Demon King and the Little White Dragon took a photo shoot - bull head and horse face

18. Zhu Bajie marries a wife - carried on his back

19. The crew of "Journey to the West" met - concentrated

20. The Monkey King rules the world - his hands and feet

21. Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back - he is not willing to spend any effort

22. Zhu Bajie cannot become an immortal - it's all about his words

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23. Zhu Bajie eats Coptis chinensis – it makes his mouth bitter

24. Zhu Bajie eats ginseng fruit – it makes his mouth bitter

25. Zhu Bajie eats Zhu Cry – —Self-mutilation of flesh and blood

26. Zhu Bajie pretends to be a hero—it’s just that he has a good mouth

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27. Zhu Bajie wears earrings—thinks he is beautiful

28. Zhu Bajie wears flowers—the more the uglier, the uglier they become

29. Zhu Bajie’s martial arts— Rake it backwards

30. Zhu Bajie’s mouth - self-appreciation

31. Zhu Bajie fell into the kaleidoscope - full of ugliness

32. Zhu Bajie looked angry - again Ugly and evil

33. Zhu Bajie arches the curtain - his mouth comes first

34. Zhu Bajie crosses the Flame Mountain - rake the other side

35. Zhu Bajie enters his daughter Country - dazzled

36. Zhu Bajie enters the slaughterhouse - contributes himself

37. Zhu Bajie gnaws on ground pears - what kind of immortal eats the fruit

38. Zhu Bajie prayed to Buddha for the rest of the day - shake off his unstable mind

39. Zhu Bajie bought pork liver - a rare heart

40. Zhu Bajie sold fried liver - which way is this? Lung

41. Zhu Bajie sells jelly-not many varieties, but a lot of taste

42. Zhu Bajie’s thirty-six changes-no one has a good face

43. Zhu Bajie plays tricks - rake backwards

44. Zhu Bajie throws a mirror - afraid of being ugly

45. Zhu Bajie seeks scriptures from the West - half-hearted

46. Zhu Bajie goes on a blind date - afraid of showing his face

47. Zhu Bajie wants to marry a wife - wishful thinking

48. Zhu Bajie wants a wife - willingly

49. Zhu Bajie recruits a bride - — Black Lantern

50. Zhu Bajie looks in the mirror - self-embarrassing joke 4

Throw bombs in the pit - you arouse public outrage (dung)

A blind man learns embroidery - you are just trying to show your talent

Giving birth is not called giving birth - scary

The bastard eats watermelon - roll, roll, crawl

Long live he fell into the well - he didn't dare to fish for your help

He dug out his eyes to be the judge - he was blind to the end

The dung beetle was lying on the road - - Pretend to be a car!

A toad has no hair - Suigen

A pig's nose is forked with onions - Pretend to be an elephant

The rice is not cooked yet - it's boring

Two bulls fighting - a real (earning) bull comparison

Touching yellow mud in the crotch - either death (shit) or death (shit)

Jue Looking at the sky with your buttocks up - you are blind

Farting in your belly button - how did you make the noise (thinking about it)

Farting in the spittoon - not thinking about it

Rabbit wears a splint on its tail - Lengchong is a wolf with a big tail.

Boil the ball in the paste pot - you are still angry when you say you are a bastard.

The old peacock spreads his tail - being sentimental

Poison is added to the pancake fruit. ——Don’t do this kind of thing

A toad has little hands on its back——I am a local leader

A toad is crossing the road——I am a camouflage little jeep and you are still running away

A toad with feathers on its back - a foreign bird

A toad with small hands on its back - a treasure in the palm of your hand

A toad yawning - a funny tone and a joke 5

1. Clay figurines meet puppets - looking at each other (look; look)

2. Poke holes in the shrine - it is wonderful (temple)

3. On the nun’s head Arrange flowers - no way (to send)

4. Boil noodles in bacon soup - you have to say (salt) first

5. Put the shit basin on the head - frame ( Dirty)

6. Measuring rice with a tortoise cover - what is the sound (liter)

7. The old lady’s bun - it’s fixed (combed)

8. The straw hat seller threw away the pole - pay attention (keep the rope)

9. Hang the soles of the shoes on the vitex tree - pull (thorn) the skin

10. The bluestone went into the lime kiln - - To leave clear (green) whiteness in the world

11. Dry rice in a collapsed pot - it becomes stuffy (stewed)

12. Light a lamp on the top of the mountain - famous (ming) in all directions; Gao Ming

13. A lump in the throat - gambling (blocking) gas

14. The birthday boy practices the pipa - a commonplace (playing); playing the same old tune again

 15. Crack melon seeds and bring out bugs - everyone has them (everyone has them)

16. The fire is not burning brightly - genius (add firewood)

17. Old man A monk lives in a cave - it's okay (no temple)

18. Rotten peanuts - not a good person (benevolence)

19. Nailed shoes on horseback - digression (hoof) Too far; not relevant (hooves)

20. A thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue - Honest Man (Old Stone Man)

21. No need for an awl to hold shoe soles - Zhen (needle) Good

22. The door god is in the kitchen god - there are words (paintings) in the words (paintings)

23. Hanging on a broom - Haowei (tail) big

24. A veteran playing with a sickle - rare (sword)

25. A monk's head - helpless (fa)

26. The old dragon king moved - powerful (from the sea) )

27. Eating too much salt - no matter what the leisure (salty) thing is

28. Putting a pot on the kang - renovation (stove)

29 , playing drums with meat and bones - faint (meat) winter

30. Scholars writing poems - having two hands (song)

31. Wearing gloves in June - conservative (protection) Hand)

32. The poor carpenter opens his business - only one sentence (only one saw)

33. Fire in the lotus pond - accidental (lotus burning)

34 , Buying pigs in the horse shop - no such thing (no market)

35. Under the salty meat soup - no need to say (salt) Interesting idiom jokes 6

1. The tiger is close Body - opening your mouth is a disaster

2. Tiger chanting - hypocritical; duplicity

3. Materials in the blacksmith shop - beaten goods

4. Singing loudly on the gazebo - the ghost who doesn’t know how to die

5. The king of hell issued a notice - a lot of lies

6. The mind of a Bodhisattva - no heart

7. Painting plum blossoms on the snow - dog's feet

8. Hanging animal skins in the main room - outrageous

9. The cat climbs over the steamer - the dog is blessed

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10. The robber draws images—

- You look like a thief

11. Falling in the bamboo garden - you should be cut to death

12. The monkey has diarrhea - its intestines are broken

13. Horse racing on the wall - the beast that never looks back

14. The blind man playing the piano - nonsense

15. The grandfather of the king of hell - the old ghost

16. Making love on the plane - a thousand miles a day "

17. Farting in bed - capable of literary (sounding) and martial arts (covering).

18. Dung boat crossing the river - pretending to be dead (shit)

19. Dung beetle farting - not worth a penny (smell)

20. Public* **Throwing stones in the toilet - causing public outrage (feces)

21. Sleeping in the toilet - not far from death (feces)

22. Cooking crabs in a pot of boiling water - Let’s see how long you can run rampant

23. Dreaming about recruiting a consort - wanting to be partial

24. The skill of making clay figurines - tiptoeing (pinching) hands and tipping (pinching) feet

25. The person who makes sesame seed cakes and sells glutinous rice balls - a versatile person

26. The person who is the magistrate has lost his seal - the confused official

27. The person who makes brick molds and inserts knives Sheath - frame within frame

28. Selling iron for trouble - risk it all

29. Basho result - one heart

30. Bright handkerchief doing tricks - —Don’t hide, don’t tuck

31. The magician takes a piece of cloth - cover it up

32. Baoyu and Xiangyun cry for Jia Mu - each has his own tears

33. The worm in the corn stalk - specializes in (boring) the heart

34. Making Yuanxiao from corn noodles - difficult to knead together

35. Playing with poles in the toilet Jumping - excessive (feces)

36. Deflated suona - it depends on how you play

37. Feeding the tiger in the bed - harming others and yourself

38. Farting under the quilt - capable of literary (sniffing) and martial arts (covering)

39. Farting under the quilt - swallowing it all

40. Covering the table with the sheet - as a (Surrounded) Very big

41. Changing the robe into an undershirt - more than enough

42. Picking peonies on the hospital bed - still greedy for flowers before death

43. Illness Don't take medicine - wait for death

44. Peeling onions and pounding garlic - a small thing

45. Peeling a tree - not growing

46 .A peeled toad——the heart is not dead

47. Straighten the dog’s legs——can’t do it; there’s no way

48. Pulling a trailer to sell tofu——the stand is not good Small; such a big airs

49. Calling the number one scholar brother-in-law - wanting to climb high

50. Borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month - too angry; unexpected

51. Selling jelly in the twelfth lunar month - not the time

52. Wax man playing with fire - too busy to take care of himself

53. Candle lighting - one heart

54. Toad Holding an umbrella - a strange thing; a strange thing

55. A leper scratching his head - what he wants

56. White clouds in the blue sky - freedom

57. A lazy cook makes a banquet - I don’t want to make any noise for you (fried)

58. Rotten hemp mixed with pig hair - a mess

59. A rotten umbrella blocks the sun - half shade

60. A rotten sore—incurable

61. Catching a turtle in a basket—a sure shot

62. A rabid dog barking at the sun—a barking sky

63. Sunflower’s plate - Lao Zhizhi

64. Can’t pull shit out of the pit - wrong blame

65. Pull the cart to the side of the road ——Exerting force

66. The doctor sells coffins - he pays for life and death

67. The wolf wears a bamboo hat on his head - pretending to be a good person

68. The prodigal son Turn back - gold will not be exchanged; abandon evil and do good

69. The old turtle bites - hold it in its mouth and will not let go; will not throw it away

70. The old tiger - ambition is there

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71. The old man plays the flute - lack of strength

72. The old rooster is on fire - bureaucrat (Guan Liao)

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73. The Dragon King farts - aura

74. Putting stones in the chicken coop - bastards

75. The old fat pig is slaughtered - the one who gets the knife

76. Tiger dragging raincoat - unpopular

77. There is an eldest brother and a second brother - who is the eldest?

78. Yams burning in the ashes - —They are all gray (bastards)

79. The bastard's ass - regulations

80. Rewards from the underworld - looking for ghosts

81. Hang the ghost Beating powder to arrange flowers - shameless

82. Cut the mess with a sharp sword - cut it in two

83. Turtle dove in the cage - I don't know the age

84. Deaf man Wear headphones - turn a deaf ear

85. A deaf person fires a cannon - turn a deaf ear; listen but not hear

86. A deaf person sees a dumb person - turn a deaf ear

87. A mouse marries Wife meets an old cat - happy and sad; a mixture of joy and sorrow

88. Mouse tail for soup - not much oil and water

89. Mouse tail - no big deal

90. Rat bites the cow - a big fight

91. Rat bites the stone pillar - cannot be defeated

92. Rat digs into the bellows - suffers from both sides

93. The old lady’s golden lotus – a lifetime of cowardice; a lifetime of grievances

94. The old lady crossing the skating rink – taking risks

95. The old trick of rolling pearls – - There is a treasure inside

96. God uses a cane - stick it in the end

97. The old man eats sesame candy - the more he pulls it, the longer it gets; the more he pulls it, the longer he gets

98. The old man sits on the cradle - pretending to be a grandson

99. The old crow sings folk songs - not in tune

100. The old duck sings - his throat does not live up to expectations

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