The joke should be suitable for middle school students, be slightly longer, have a conversation between two or three people, and be interesting and humorous. The one who can laugh for a long time

There is a child who has been very close to his master since he was a child. This master is full of bad ideas. One day I was teaching my children and said: Boy, when you go home and see people’s families, don’t say anything else, just say to them, “I know the truth of the matter!” I’m sure it will benefit you. The kid learned. As soon as I saw his mother when I got home, I stepped forward and said: I know the truth of the matter. His mother's face turned pale when she heard this, and she quickly took out fifty yuan and gave it to the child, telling him: Baby, don't tell your dad, mom, just give her fifty yuan and take the flowers." After a while, she saw him again. He said again: I know the truth of the matter! His father didn't say anything and took out two hundred and put it in the child's hand. He also told the child: Don't tell your mother! This child wants to get rich now. I've found a way to get rich. Everyone told me that I knew the truth. But one day when I saw the mail delivery person in front of their house, the boy came up and said, "I know the truth of the matter." When I heard this, I cried and said: Good son, daddy hugs you!

A doctor in a mental hospital is going to talk to a mental patient who is about to be discharged from the hospital to confirm whether the patient has fully recovered. Doctor: What are you going to do after you are discharged from hospital? Patient: Use rocks to smash all the window glass in your hospital. After hearing this, the doctor found that the patient had not fully recovered, so he decided to continue treatment. After a few months, the doctor felt that the patient seemed ready to be discharged, so he decided Talk to him again. Doctor: What are you going to do after you leave the hospital? Patient: Find a job. Doctor: What next? Patient: Make money. Doctor: What next? Patient: Save money. Doctor: What next? Patient: Get a wife. Doctor: What next? Patient: The bridal chamber. Doctor: What next? Patient: Take off her clothes. Doctor: What next? Patient: Take off her pants. Doctor: What next? Patient: Take off her underwear. Doctor: What next? Patient: Take out the rubber bands from your underwear, make a slingshot, and find some rocks to smash all the window glass in your hospital. One day, a man was sitting in a bar staring at his drink in a daze. At this time, a truck driver came over and drank his drink in one gulp. The man burst into tears. The truck driver hurriedly said: "What's the big deal? I'll buy you a drink later." The man said sternly: "No, today is my most unlucky day. This morning, my alarm clock broke and I was late for work. , my boss was furious and fired me. Just as I was about to go home, I found out that my car had been stolen and the police said there was nothing they could do. So I took a taxi home and left my wallet in the taxi. I got in and the driver drove away. When I got home, I found that my wife was having an affair with the gardener, so I came here and planned to commit suicide. At this time, you showed up and drank all my poison. "There was a lady who wanted to be here. When seeking marriage online, his marriage requirements were very high, so he searched on the website and typed "He needs to be handsome and has a car." The website searched and the answer came: 'Chess (is there a handsome guy and a car!)' The lady didn't give up, so she typed: A search on the website for "Be cool and have a sense of security" gives the answer: 'Ultraman (cool, feel a sense of security!)' The lady still didn't give up and continued: "You have to have a house and have money." Search the website The answer was immediately given: 'Bank (have a house and money!)' The lady didn't believe it was impossible to find a man, so she entered all the previous conditions into the website search: "Be handsome, have a car, be cool, have a sense of security, be To own a house, you must have money." After searching the website for a while, the answer finally came up: "Ultraman is playing chess in the bank!" ’ The lady fainted after reading it!

The cleanest person: Sister: Brother, you are the cleanest person I have ever seen. Xiaoxin: I won the prize. How did you tell? Sister: No matter what happens, you push it away completely.

The child now has a father: the son asked: "Why can we only say that the son is like the father, but not the father is like the son?" The father said: "Let me ask you, which came first, the father or the son? "Of course there is a son first, then a father," the son said confidently, "after my mother gave birth to me, you became my father!"

One day, Cao Cao captured Liu Bei. Guan Yu, Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them, each of you go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei brought out an apple. Cao Cao said that if they could put the fruit into their butts, he would let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while, but failed and was killed.

After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes. Cao Cao also said the same thing to him, and Guan Yu began to stuff them... When he stuffed the third grape, Guan Yu suddenly burst into laughter, and the grapes were smashed. was killed. After going down to the underworld, the King of Hell asked Guan Yu: "You are so stupid, why are you laughing? If you don't laugh, you won't die." Guan Yu sighed and said, "I don't want to either! God is jealous of the beauty! When I stuffed the third one, suddenly I saw Brother Liu walking out with a durian in his arms..."

There was a lady who wanted to seek marriage online. Her marriage requirements were very high, so she searched the website and found the website "Be handsome and have a car" Search the website and you will get the answer: 'Chess (is there someone handsome and have a car!)' The lady will not give up, so she is playing: "Be cool and have a sense of security". Search the website and you will get the answer: 'Ultraman (cool, have a car!)' A sense of security! )’ The lady still didn’t give up, so she decided: “To have a house, you have to have money.” A search on the website gave the answer: ‘Bank (Have a house, you have money!)’ The lady didn’t believe that she couldn’t find a man, so she put the previous All the conditions were entered into the website search: "Be handsome, have a car, be cool, have a sense of security, have a house, and be rich." After searching the website for a while, the answer was finally given: "Ultraman is playing in the bank." Chess! ’ The lady fainted after reading it!