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Dou Bian's Reading of Classical Chinese
Dou Wei, whose name is Wen Wei, was born in Pinglu, Fufeng, and was also a father and brother with Empress Dowager Tai. Late father, Sui Taifu. Wei's family is noble, Zhu Kundi is martial and plays literature and history, but he insists that my brothers are called "bookworms". The history of the Sui Dynasty made Li show off his uniqueness, shooting Jiake and worshiping the minister of card shark. When the rank is full, you should move, and there is no adjustment. When the secretary is in his teens, his knowledge will be broadened. At that time, the brothers took military service as their official career, making friends with friends and guests, while their prestige was idle. The brothers even said, "In the past, Confucius accumulated knowledge and became a saint, but it was still a mess. What do you want from this if you live late? " "If you don't reach fame and status, you must stick to it." Wei just laughed. For a long time, Shu Wangxiu became a recording room, showing how illegal it was, saying that the disease was returned to other places. Xiu Xiu was deposed, Liao was convicted, and Wei Yan was saved by foresight. Great cause for four years, tired of moving literature and history, in order to calculate the gains and losses of Chen, transferred to the senior high school entrance examination card shark, sitting on the ground without examination, returned to the capital. Gaozu entered the customs, and he was drafted into the army. At that time, the army was in the grass, and the five ceremonies fell. Wei is not only knowledgeable, but also familiar with old instruments. He is determined by the national rules and regulations. Wen Han of Zen Buddhism participated in the previous discussion. Gaozu often said that Pei Ji said, "Uncle Sun Tong can't add anything." In the first year of Wude, Bai Neishi ordered. Wei's theory of playing is elegant and elegant, and it refers to the ancient times as an imperial edict. Gaozu attached great importance to it, or introduced it into the bedroom, often as a knee pad. He also said: "There was an eight-pillar country in the Zhou Dynasty, and my government and I were invited to this position." Since I am the son of heaven, I am the official of the civil history. This time is different from last time, but it is unfair. Xie Wei said, "My family used to be a consort of the Han Dynasty, but as for the three foreign clans of the later Wei Dynasty, your majesty Longxing returned to the later dynasty. "I'm in a good position and sitting in the Phoenix Pool. I'm too arrogant. I'm afraid at dawn." Gaozu smiled and said, "Look at the Kanto people marrying Cui and Lu. Are they expensive or not? They are hesitant and dare not criticize." And feel sick, high-impedance to ask. I found a pawn, and my family ran out of money, leaving a thin burial. Scene, with the same state secretariat, after sealing Yanan county. On the day of burial, the prince and officials were summoned and sent out. There are ten volumes in the anthology.
Dou Wei, also known as Fufeng Pinglu, is the younger brother of the stepfather of Empress Dowager Tai. Father Dou Chi used to be a teacher in Sui Dynasty. Dou Wei's family has made outstanding contributions all their lives. His brothers advocate martial arts, but Dou Wei likes literature and history. He is honest and frank, and abides by his true intentions. All his brothers laughed at him and called him a bookworm. The literature and history of the Sui Dynasty made Li a great success in the imperial examination. He was the first in archery and strategy and became a secretary. After the expiration of his term of office, he was ready to change jobs, but he stayed, worked as a secretary for more than ten years, and his studies improved. At that time, Dou Wei's brother became a great official through the meritorious military service and made friends with dignitaries. The guests were all from their family. However, officials in Dou Wei are very idle. The brothers even laughed at him and said, "Confucius was a saint when he was studying, but he was still embarrassed at that time." What do you want to do after learning from him? It is normal for the official position to be small. " Dou Wei smiled and made no answer. They all came to Shu's relegated archives. Because Xiu Xiu didn't obey the law, he resigned and returned to his hometown on the grounds of illness. After Xiu was demoted, most of the officials together were found guilty. Only Dou Wei had the foresight to save himself. Daye (year number) has been promoted to a folk historian for four years. Because remonstration offended the emperor, he moved the idea of taking the doctor's exam, and later returned to Beijing because some things were not done. Tang Gaozu entered Hulao Pass, called and completed the army in the Prime Minister's Office. At that time, there were many wars and rules were broken. Dou Wei is knowledgeable. Knowing the old rules and regulations, he redesignated these, and most Zen monks participated in them. Tang Gaozu said to Pei Ji many times: "Uncle Sun Tong is not much better than him." In the first year (year number) of Wude, a literature and history order was made. When Dou Wei plays, he is solemn and quotes classics. Tang Gaozu admired him very much. Sometimes take him to the bedroom and often sit and chat. The emperor once said, "In the previous Zhou Dynasty, there were eight pillars of the country, and I was just like your family. Now I am the son of heaven, and you are the governor of the civil history. It is basically the same, but the level is different. " Dou Wei thanked the emperor and said, "My family was the emperor's in-laws in the Han Dynasty, but in the later Wei Dynasty, I became the emperor's in-laws three times. Your majesty is respected and can be compared with the queen's family. We are going to be in-laws, and our status is so high that we will be scared sooner or later. " He said with a smile, "I want Kanto people to marry Cui and Lu Wei and ascend the throne of nobility. When they are developed, they will be proud. You have been the emperor's in-laws for generations, isn't it particularly prominent? " When Dou Wei was seriously ill, Tang Gaozu went to see him himself. Shortly after Dou Wei's death, there was not much money at home. His last words were simple: to hold a funeral. Posthumous title, the imperial court is Jing, posthumous title is the secretariat of the same state, and posthumous title is the Duke of Yan 'an. On the day of burial, the emperor ordered the prince to go out with the civil and military officials to see him off. He has ten volumes of anthology.
2. The original poem "Reading classical Chinese in senior high school with Dou Taihou's translation has an answer" and its translator: Read the following classical Chinese and complete the question 1 1~ 15.
Dou Taihou, Zhao Zhi Qinghe Guanjin people also. When Lv Hou arrived, he entered the palace to serve the Queen Mother and her family.
Empress Dowager Cixi gave it to the kings, five of them each, and all of them participated. Ji Du's home is in Qinghe. If she wants to be like Zhao Jin's home, please ask her master to send an official: "I will be placed in Zhao Wu.
"The official forgot to put the nationality on the representative of Wuzhong by mistake. Call and write a letter. That's fine.
Ji cried, complaining about her official, unwilling to go, strong, but willing to do so. In the first generation, he went whoring for the king, gave birth to a woman and two men.
And instead of Wang Wang gave birth to four men. The former king did not become emperor, and the queen died.
Instead of the king, he became emperor, and all four men born to the queen died of illness. Emperor Xiaowen was established for several months, and officials invited him to establish a prince, while the oldest men were all established as princes.
Ji was made a queen, and the prostitute was a royal princess. Next year, the youngest son, Wu, will be appointed acting king, and he has moved to.
Queen Dou kissed the flea and was buried in Tianjin. So the thin queen mother is a letter to the minister, her father is an Chenghou, and her mother is Mrs. An Chenghou.
To build 200 garden cities in Qinghe homeland, the longevity of Longcheng is better than the spirit of garden law. Dou Changjun, the elder brother of Queen Dou, and Dou Guangguo, the younger brother, are called Shao Jun.
When Shao Jun was four or five years old, his family was poor and slightly sold, and he didn't know where it was. It spread to more than a dozen families and went to Yiyang to make charcoal for their grandfather. At dusk, there were more than 100 people lying on the shore, and the shore collapsed, killing all the people lying down. The young gentleman escaped, not dead.
After a few days, I left my hometown in Chang' an. It is said that the surname of Queen Dou Xinli, who lives in Guanjin, is Dou.
Guangguo was young when he went, but he knew his county name and surname, and he often fell in love with his sister. He thought it was a letter and wrote a letter himself. Queen Dou told Wendi, summoned and asked, and it happened.
Ask again, why a test? Yes, when my sister went to my west, she and I decided to go to the monastery for a meal. I went, so I cried and cried, and I went down to wait on the queen. Generous Abel Tamata curtilage money, named Gong Kundi and lived in Chang 'an.
Dou Taihou was so fond of Huangdi and Laozi that emperors and generals should read Huangdi and Laozi and respect their skills. After Dou Taihou's death, Emperor Xiaojing collapsed at the age of six (the sixth year of Jianyuan) and was buried with Baling.
(Selected from Historical Records of consorts by Sima Qian of Han Dynasty 19, with some deletions) 1 1. The correct interpretation of the added words in the following sentences is (3 points) A. If you want to be like Zhao Jin's family, such as: to ..................................................................................................................................... A. Ji Du brought a lady into the palace to serve Empress Dowager Cixi and gave it to the king. B. Being poor, he was slightly sold to Yiyang to make charcoal for his master. C. His family doesn't know where it came from. His family is in Chang 'an. D. Queen Dou said that she had sealed her younger brother, and her home was in Chang 'an 13. The following ellipsis was added incorrectly. It's for Liang Xiaowang. B. Ask again why (Shao Jun) is a test. C. Bury (in) Baling together. D. Give money to (serve the royal family) Tian Zhai 14. The following analysis and summary of the relevant contents of the original text are incorrect (3 points). Once the eunuch was asked to put her in the team to Zhao, but the eunuch put her in the team. B after the king proclaimed himself emperor, the queen and her four sons died of illness one after another, and Ji Du's eldest son was made a prince, and Ji Du was also made a queen. The following year, Jidu's youngest son was named Dai Wang.
C. Queen Dou's parents died long ago and were buried in Guanjin. At this point, the Queen Mother Bo issued a letter to the relevant officials, honoring Dou Taihou's father as Hou An Cheng and his mother as Mrs An Cheng. D. Dou Guangguo, the younger brother of Queen Dou, was resold many times when he was young. Later, he went into the mountains to burn charcoal. At night, 100 people lie under the cliff and sleep. Unexpectedly, the cliff collapsed, only Shao Jun escaped, and the rest were crushed to death.
15. Sentence breaking and translation. (10) (1) Use "/"in the following paragraphs.
(4 points) My sister went to my west, and she and I decided to invite a meal in the monastery, so I went, so I cried and cried, and I waited on the left and right to help the emperor. (2) Translate the following sentences.
(6 points) (1) Ji is crying, complaining about her official, not wanting to go, strong, but willing to do it. (3 points) (2) It often falls with its younger sister picking mulberry, thinking that Fuxin is a book.
(3 points).
3. Wang Classical Chinese reading answer translation for reference: Wang, the word Junyou, Kaifeng Xianping people.
Formerly known as Gong Shou, 19 years old won the first place in Jinshi, and Renzong gave him the name "Chen Gong". Ren Huaizhou sent a decree to go straight to Jixian Hospital to be the judge of salt and iron, repair beads and make patents.
In the first year of Li Qing (104 1), he was a bachelor of Hanlin. Liu, an emissary of the Khitan, once said to Jia Changchao, "What is the danger of the boundary river?" You can row it with a boat, and the soldier can fill it with a whip.
Or, dig up the river bank, make100000 bags filled with sand and put them upstream, and you can get through the road at any time. Injong discussed this issue with Chen Gong. He said, "There are always conspiracies in wars.
As expected, the other party can do this and should not tell us. It must be bragging. Setting up obstacles to defend the country, the former king did so, and the ancestors also used dangerous terrain to resist the enemy. "
Soon, the Qidan sent Liu, demanding that the Song Dynasty cede ten counties in Guannan, and accused Taizong of cutting Yan unreasonably. The whole court doesn't know how to answer.
Chen Gong said: "When Wang Shi conquered Hedong, the Qidan had already communicated with us, but they attacked Shilingguan to support the anti-thieves in Hedong. Emperor Taizong was angry and returned to attack Qidan. How can you say it is unreasonable? " So he wrote back and said, "There was the battle of the Ten Mausoleums first, and then the battle of the Jade Gate."
After the Khitan received the reply, it was reconciled. Renzong happily said to the ministers: "If Chen Gong is not familiar with history, it is really difficult to answer."
Chen Gong also acted as the magistrate of Kaifeng Prefecture, and was appointed as an ancient adviser. When Xia Song became the special envoy of the Tang Dynasty, Chen Gong said: "When Xia Song presided over the western border affairs, he made no achievements and returned in vain.
How can he set an example for the world now that he is in charge of one of the two highest military and political institutions in this country? "So face to face with the emperor, fierce words. The emperor didn't figure it out, suddenly got up, and Chen Gong came forward to hold his skirts.
The emperor finally listened to his words, and Xia Song left. He also said: "What Teng Zongliang did in Gyeongju violated the law, but he was only demoted and transferred to Guo Shou. I'm afraid that border officials will be like him in the future.
Heavy penalties should be imposed. "The emperor didn't listen, just ask for leave to go home and ask for demotion.
So the emperor transferred Teng Zongliang to Yuezhou and ordered Chen Gong to continue to be in charge of the original work. When Chen Gong met with the emperor, the emperor said, "You staff officers, just give your own opinions. Don't think that the court didn't adopt one of your suggestions to suppress you, but easily left to seek fame and reputation. "
From now on, if you think you should say something, say it as much as possible and don't shy away. "Less monks deceive the people in the name of casting Buddha statues. Beijing residents are scrambling to put gold into smelting furnaces, and the harem also pays for him.
Chen Gong said, "The West has been sending troops to station for many years, but we spend money on places that should not be used, which will shake the morale of the army and cause public resentment." The emperor ordered the ban on this activity of the monks who lived less.
Entering the concert hall to entertain guests, Wang Yi got drunk and wrote a song of pride, suggesting that Su's subordinates and Liu report the matter. As a result, Sue and Wang were banished to a distant place, and everyone who got together was expelled to the local area.
The ministers in power at that time were Du Yan and Fan Zhongyan. They reformed the traditional rules and regulations, which made Chen Gong's friends feel uneasy. Shunqin and Yirou were both recommended and promoted by Fan Zhongyan, and Shunqin is Du Yan's son-in-law. Therefore, Chen Gong took this opportunity to overthrow these people. At that time, public opinion looked down on Chen Gong.
Later, I acted as an agent for three secretaries as a bachelor of Hanlin. Being wrongly elected to enrich the people, he became Zhengzhou and then moved to three countries: Iraq and Yinghe.
A few years later, he came back and became a bachelor. The emperor put Xuan Jing and yarrow in your parrot's house for divination, and said to Chen Gong, "I often study these.
Do you know this too? Chen Gong replied: "I hope your majesty will attach importance to the Confucian classics, supplemented by historical books that record the ups and downs of past dynasties. These miscellaneous books are not enough to learn. " In the third year (1056), he was appointed as the third secretary.
When I arrived in Khitan, I met with the Khitan Lord in Huntongjiang and had a feast. Every time Master Qidan catches a fish, he will pour wine for Chen Gong, personally play the pipa, and help him sober up.
He also said to his prime minister, "This is a young scholar in the Southern Dynasties. He has been in the Hanlin Academy for fifteen years, and I want to be very kind to him. " After his return, Zhao Yi, an imperial envoy, argued that his behavior was impolite. "If the Khitan emissary takes this as an example to ask us, how can we refuse?" Hunan Tongguan and Chenzhou Zhifu Renzhuan bought the jewelry of a dead businessman at a low price. They were arrested after the crime was exposed. Ye Zhao impeached all the jewels by bribing them to the harem.
When he was appointed as the ambassador of Xuanhui North Hospital, Zhao Yibian said: "The post of Xuanhui was originally for people with meritorious deeds. Only the former ruling minister and our ambassador can get this position. How can Chen Gong insult this position? " So let him know Yongxing Army as a bachelor of Duanming Temple, and he was in charge of Thailand, Dingzhou, Daming House in Henan, and the official ministers. After Zongshen acceded to the throne, Chen Gong should be transferred as a servant according to his qualifications. Ouyang Xiu thinks that Servant Shooter is the rank of prime minister, so he should not be ranked according to seniority, and only appointed him as the little prince.
In the first year of Xining (1068), he was recalled as an ambassador to the North Hospital. Wang Anshi, who got involved in politics, hated him for always being against himself and taking advantage of two prime ministers' affairs to drive him to take charge of Yingtianfu.
In eight years (1075), he went to North Korea to see the emperor and served as the envoy of Zhong Yi Palace. In the early years of Yuanfeng (1078), he was transferred to the South Courtyard and given a gold hoop.
Once again, it was named Wu' an Army. The Third Route Chief compiled the household registration of ordinary people, established the Baojia system, and recruited ordinary people for training every day. The ban is harsh and impatient, and ordinary people are often forced to be bandits.
County officials hide these situations and dare not report them. Chen Gong resolutely wrote a letter accusing it of its shortcomings: "Not only the material interests of ordinary people have been greatly damaged, but also their farming time has been delayed. This is forcing them to commit crimes by law.
Signs that they have gradually evolved into thieves can already be seen. Even if we can't abolish all these methods, we should spare the poorest and most incapable people from suffering and ease the situation. "
The authorities accused Chen Gong of boycotting the new law, and Chen Gong replied: "This is the old minister's loyalty to the country." Keep playing.
The emperor changed his mind, so the fifth-class households were exempted. Zhezong acceded to the throne, moved Zhang Dejie, and sealed the school for the Taishi.
He died this year at the age of 74. Posthumous title, Third Division of Kaifu Instrument.
4. Li Anmin Lanling Chengren who studied classical Chinese is also Li Anmin Lanling Chengxian. His grandfather, Li Ben, once joined the Guard. His father, Li, was a general in the temple and a former magistrate of Xue County. Ang Lee and his father live in Xue County. In the twenty-seventh year of Yuanjia (450), he was captured by the enemy of the Northern Expedition. Later, he led his men back to the south bravely.
At the beginning (Liu Shao) rebelled and let Li Anmin lead the troops. Li surrendered to the rebels and was appointed General Jianwei to supplement Zuo Jun. Later, rebellion, sneaking back to the capital. He was awarded to lead the troops and moved to the left harem as a general. In the second year (457~464), Lu invaded Xuzhou and Yanzhou, and the court appointed them as Jianwei Sima and Magistrate. He was promoted to a general in the temple and led an army to Hanchuan to conquer the thieves who killed each other there.
5. Pu Songling's Reading of Classical Chinese in Strange Stories from a Lonely Studio and the Selection of Answers.
Mr. Pu's Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio is concise with a pen, with no trace of implication. The cover was born in hundred schools of thought, not only against Zuo Shi and Longmen. According to legend, Mr. Wang lives in the village, has no spouse, and has a particularly eccentric personality. He is a boy scout in the village, poor and self-sufficient, and does not want others. At the time of writing this book, every morning, I took a big magnetic poppy ② with bitter tea in it, put a bag of light smoke ③ beside the sidewalk, and sat on the table with a Chen Lu lining beside it. When you meet passers-by, you must insist on using words, seek novelty and difference, say different words, and you will know others; If you are thirsty, you can drink tea or offer a cigarette, which will make you speak freely. Whitewash what you hear. If more than 20 years have passed, this book will be published. So the brushwork is superb. ("Lu Sanyue")
To annotate ...
(1) 【 Zuo's, Longmen 】 refers to Zuo Qiuming and Sima Qian. Zuo Qiuming wrote Zuo Zhuan, and Sima Qian was born in Longmen. (2) 【 Poppy (Y and ng) 】 A bottle or jar with a big belly and a small mouth. ③ The old transliteration name of [Tamba] tobacco. (4) [(ch m 4 n)] has been completed.
practise
1, explain the words with dots in the text.
Ju () is placed in () ()
Language () is () square ()
2. Compare the different meanings of the following words.
(1) Being a Boy Scout in the village () (2) Therefore, the brushwork is superb ().
Anyone is the first step to learn new things by looking back on the past ().
3. Summarize the characteristics of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio in Chinese:
4 What is the reason for Pu Songling's "superb brushwork"?
reading skills
This paper describes the story of Mr. Pu Songling's collection of materials when he wrote Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio.
Answer: 1. In; Arrive; Placement position; Verb, say; In this way; Only when
2.Be: act as a verb;
Item, preposition.
So: so, adverbs;
Old (knowledge), noun.
3. The pen is concise, with no trace of implication, and the cover is born in hundred schools of thought, which is both resistant to Zuo's and Longmen.
4. Collect a lot of information from the people for a long time.
translate
When Pu Songling was writing this book, he carried a big porcelain vase with strong tea and a packet of tobacco on his back every day, and placed it beside the road where pedestrians passed, with a reed mat under it. He sat on it by himself and put the tobacco beside the mat. When you see a pedestrian passing by, you must hold him and talk to him. Collect strange stories and tell strange things. Whatever people know (can); When (passers-by) is thirsty, respectfully invite people to drink tea or respectfully offer cigarettes to ensure that passers-by enjoy themselves before stopping. I overheard something and whitewashed it when I got home. In this way, after more than 20 years, the book Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio was completed.
6. Read classical Chinese. Li Anmin, Lanling is the heir. The successor of Lanling in the Southern Song Dynasty was the general in the temple, his father was Li, and his assistant was Li. Ever victorious, outstanding achievements. An official will always be a servant, and he will never change. After death, he will be sealed.
Li Anmin is from Lanling. Grandfather's name is Ben. He once joined the guard. His father's name was once a general in the temple, supplemented by Xue county magistrate. An Min went to the county with his father, and Yuan Jia fell into Beilu in the twenty-seventh year. He took his men to save themselves and returned to the south. At the beginning, let An Min lead an army. He surrendered to the just army and appointed him General Jianwei and Lu Shuang of Zuo Jun. When Lu Shuang rebelled, An Min fled back to the capital, was awarded the title of leading the army, and was promoted to general in Zuo Wei Hall. The following year, North Lu invaded Xu and Yan, and was appointed as Jianwei Sima and county magistrate. As a general in the temple, he led the army to fight against thieves and robbers who attacked each other in Mo Chuan.
7. Zhang Xun, the classical Chinese reader of Biography of Xu Wen in Ming Dynasty, invited him to Cangzhou, and he produced the folk edition. Within a month, the city was built, the patrol soldiers stood up, the flag was raised, and all the people in the sinus stood out. The thief fled in fright, and the thief was plundered by Deping. Wei Xiao did his best to annihilate it and handed it over to the left deputy.
The first year of jiajing. In May of the following year, Yang, a thief and widow, led thousands of riders to attack Wei County, and the ape was angry, so he was quiet and resourceful.
Grant Leling magistrate of a county. In the spring of six years, Liu Qi, a rogue, slaughtered the city, bribed the party, and opened Guidou to accommodate people.
Choose a strong man to hold a sword in the sinus and change it to the minister of Kuilibu. "Chen nu city, captured.
After a few crimes, but only a few, they quit without coming near, or abandoned the city, or left the millet bow horse, begging the thief not to attack, treating the flag as a number every day and killing the chief executive. The magistrate of a county can resist thieves by relying on powerful ministers.
Powerful people, speak out, favor one over the other. There is no city at the beginning of the county, and offenders are engaged in military law.
Also recruit the dead to lie in the alley, open the city gate, and benefit the cows. The father said, "Lieutenant, it must be our son." Counties and counties closed the city to defend, and learned from these mistakes.
Flavor words in Sun Sui Yue. If the thief gets the fruit, others will join the team.
Wei Xiao official commanded Qiao Gang, but there were few thieves. Far from chasing the defeated Qinggaoyuan, everything needs to be discussed in secret.
Chen Hao is destined to fight. Chen was jealous of Wei Xiao, so he asked, "What did Mr. Xu say? Wei Xiao asked his friend to give Zhang Hanqing a book, but there was no book.
Han Qing said: "Ning Di will be rebellious, so it is called Wenshan!" Wei Xiao's father lived at home, and when he heard that Jiangxi had changed, he killed the imperial adviser of the capital and cried his eyes out. People will ask questions.
Make people build walls outside the house, which are famous for being higher than eaves. /kloc-moved to Jiangxi in 0/2.
When Chen Hao's party was full of violence. "Deeply embarrassed, Wen Shang left the hall.
Things, into the second class, Tancheng Tang Long, bribery. 36-year-old for stealing and accepting bribes.
At the beginning, the word reads: "Would you rather be a violent person?" Wei Xiao scolded, "You can kill me, and the son of heaven can kill you. If you fall out with a thief, you will be punished thousands of times. What do you regret? " Chen Hao was furious, tied it up and pulled it out of his neck until it did not move.
The thief * * * pushed him to kneel, but he couldn't, so he died. "Sejong acceded to the throne, but today a thief bribes, so with Luan are over-prepared.
Wei Xiao is stationed in Wuding Prefecture, where the terrain is flat, so it is impossible to restrict cattle and horses. Wei Xiao built a city, chiseled a pool and erected a tower (II): "The deputy envoy only said sincerely," You must not kill evil, and more than 270 people have been captured and beheaded.
A few days later, the diligent Gushi people were slow to move, but there were few thieves. And Kui defended the thief many times.
Zheng De has been a scholar for three years. Xu Kui with a big mouth? "Chen Yue.
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