A joke about a gold shop clerk marrying a plumber. I asked how much a ton, and finally I married him.

The steelmaker found a beautiful wife.

The reporter asked: Big Brother, you sell steel, but you are still so beautiful when you find a wife. Tell me the story of you and your sister-in-law. "

Big brother:

"I don't know why your sister-in-law took a fancy to me. On Valentine's Day that year, I passed a gold jewelry store after selling steel and went in to watch the fun. Your sister-in-law is doing sales in it, so I habitually ask: How much is this thing a ton? ...

Later, we got married ... As a result, when we got married, she scolded me for pretending to be forced when we quarreled.

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