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Journey in the clouds, chapter 132. Tell me about the pottery in the castle. It's a little informative.
Hearing that he had to leave first, he quickly dissuaded him: "Hey, young Xia, why are you in such a hurry to leave? You might as well sit down and have a light meal before you go. "
Yunyou thought that this meal was probably a banquet at the Hongmen Gate, so she declined and said, "It's very kind of you. It's just that the injury on the little fairy's face is more important and I don't want to delay it, so as not to miss the treatment opportunity. "
Aauto Quicker first smiled slightly and said, "Aunt Zhang is really a person with temperament, and she still remembers her children's affair at the moment. Almost incompetent, but also know a few famous doctors with superb medical skills in forest cities. If you trust Kuai, you might as well stay for a few days. I'm here to treat my wounds, and Kuai has something important to discuss with you. "
Finally, I got to the point. Now I only miss the injury of the fairy. I think if I take her everywhere to visit famous doctors, it is still unknown whether she can find them, and it will take a long time to travel all the way.
The sooner you treat it, the better. Since there are famous doctors here, why go further and further?
Although I don't want to stay and listen to what they call important things, what is it for the fairy?
"So, I will work hard."
"Ha ha ... well, then go and ask a famous doctor to treat the girl's injury now. Please follow me to the lobby to discuss. "
Say that finish, travel to hold the jade ling back to the room, turned to go out.
Qing Yuling suddenly hugged Yunyou from behind and said in a charming voice, "Little monkey, don't go, you stay with me, I will be afraid here alone."
She has lived here alone for many days. Although she is miserable, she has a strong personality and is not afraid of strange environment.
I have always been used to taking care of myself independently, and I am extremely alert and alert. When I was in Putuo Mountain, I often sneaked down the mountain to play.
A person who has never suffered anything from wandering the rivers and lakes says that she is too bold.
Now, before traveling, I inexplicably exposed my weak and helpless side.
Qing Yuling said that she was scared, but she was also sincere. What should I do if I can't cure myself well? What should the little monkey do if he sees my ugly face and ignores me?
The more I think about it, the more flustered I am. I just want to travel with myself and make myself feel at ease. It's best to keep doing this, don't be a famous doctor, don't have hope, the little monkey won't be disappointed.
Yunyou turned and patted her on the head and said softly, "Don't worry, silly girl, I'll be right back. Have a good rest. Whatever the outcome, I won't leave you alone. Even if you always do, I like it very much. If you are a fairy, you will always be. "
Said the cloud creek can't help but stretch out the little finger of the right hand to evoke the little finger of Qing Yuling's right hand, and the thumb and her thumb are relatively pressed. This scene reminds him of the gentleman's Covenant in Mercury City.
Qing Yuling was amused by his sudden move with a "snow" smile. "Are you really a naive ghost?"
Yunyou patted her on the head and smiled: "In my heart, you are a child, and the child will always be the most innocent and lovely person."
Qing Yuling hooked his little finger and pulled it. She chuckled and said, "well, I'll take it as a compliment, but we've got a hook, and we won't change it for a hundred years." Don't lie to me, a simple child. "
Yunyou smiled, holding her bandaged face in both hands, and sighed, "Chang 'an has many fame and fortune guests, and the authorities are not as good as you." You simple child, I have died at your hands a thousand times, but even if I die, I am willing. "
Although Qing Yuling can't see the expression on her face, it has made her be elated. God treated him like a stone in his heart and sent him out happily.
Yunyou applied some medicine to the right face, and the wound healed, but the scar of this sword was deep to the cheekbone. Even if the wound is healed, it is likely to leave a scar.
Fortunately, he didn't care, and his skin looked lighter and lighter. He explained in his mind: if you see me with color and beg me with voice, it is heresy and you can't see the Tathagata.
Such an idea is still doing good, and I feel much easier to accept for an instant.
Tea seats have been set in the hall, and snacks are on the table.
Seeing the magnificent hall, the dome is as high as three feet, the Dunhuang is flying, the carvings are fine, and all kinds of antiques are placed at will. Obviously, I don't care.
The wall is covered with calligraphy and painting, and each calligraphy and painting is accompanied by an ancient poem, five words, seven words, regular poems, parallel prose and so on.
Don't want this castle owner to have such elegance?
Seeing Yunyou and Nanshan appreciate the paintings and poems on the wall first, some people are embarrassed to say, "Let them laugh. These are the hobbies of dogs, and the pedantic knowledge of literati can only be complained in this poem. "
Yunyou thinks it's quite to his liking. He looked around and giggled and said, "The owner of the castle has a good way to make money. Where can the martial arts sects match this momentum? Compared with our teaching, it is really shameful. "
It is said that when sitting in a plush chair with legs folded together, the feet of the plush chair cannot be suspended and upside down. Grab the dim sum tea on the coffee table and eat and drink without scruple.
Nanshan, sitting beside him, squinted at the clouds, showing disdain and being ashamed to associate with others.
Finally, I can't stand his gaffes. I shouted, "This is not your home. Can you behave yourself? What a rude guy. "
Yunyou ate a snack, took a sip of tea, burped, wiped her mouth and said with a smile, "Losing morality means losing morality, losing benevolence means losing benevolence, losing benevolence means losing benevolence, and losing righteousness means losing righteousness. Those who are polite to their husbands are loyal and confused at first.
It's rude. I'm hungry and I don't care about this messy head. "
Smile.
Nanshan was furious: "Nonsense, don't do to others what you don't want. You are so rude, is it the way to be a guest? "
Yunyou is an unruly man, and now his stomach is empty. When he saw the food, he ate it himself and didn't think so much.
Seeing that Nanshan was angry, he smirked and replied, "Dear brother, if you come to my Sanjiu Sect, you will be in rags and stink. You're welcome, too. How can you not? "
Although I am impolite, I don't want to. How do you know if he wants it?
This is not Mount Putuo. Even if it's Mount Putuo, you have to ask Third Aunt if she wants it. "
Nanshan just turned red with anger. Because of the courtesy of the guests, it is not convenient to make an attack in front of the landlord.
If you go first, you will smile and say, "I am eager, eager ... you two can come to this castle, and you are eager for it." Don't be at home, how come it's comfortable. "
Yunyou stretched out his fist to him, gave him a thumbs-up and praised him: "With such a mind, your business will be prosperous in the future, guests will be like clouds, and your fortune will be prosperous ..."
He boasted in his mouth, but secretly cursed in his heart: "Bah, you profiteer, you are completely heartless. A happy castle is a castle that deceives people. "
Nanshan glanced at Yunyou and said contemptuously, "Flatter, shameless villain."
Yunyou heard that he seemed to misunderstand the way of Confucianism entering the WTO, so he said with a wry smile: "Confucianism is the way of joining the WTO and the way of getting along with people." Aggressiveness is the sun of Tai Chi, but it is the way to be human.
Taoism is the way to be born and the way to get along with heaven and man. Cleanliness and inaction are the yin of Tai Chi and the heaven.
Humanism and Heaven lead to the same goal, and they are both avenues.
It is not easy to join the WTO, and it is even harder to be born.
There is only one way to do this, both of which are deviant, solitary yang is not born and solitary yin is not long.
My little Yoko has been on the way to WTO all his life, pursuing fame and profit, and constantly satisfying his insatiable greed. Money, power, women, from scratch, now there are more and more substances.
However, the spiritual soul is empty. The more material you have, the more you lose, and the farther away you are from seeing through the nature of the world.
Buddha said, all you want is bitterness, and all you want is not happiness.
It is about man and heart, the environment turns from heart, and the phase is born from heart, and the heart is the universe.
Born in chaos will return to chaos, out of nothing and out of nothing.
No self is the real self, and the illusion of things cannot exist forever. You want the past, I want the past, so I am here. Consciousness and soul are eternal and dominant.
People who look outward are dim, while those who look inward are bright. Therefore, with my body, with my God, and with God as truth, we can last forever.
Everything that can be seen and touched is the bubble of dreams and the accumulation of energy karma. You see, I'm so superficial that it's hard to see who I am. "
He seems to have joined the WTO, but in order to survive, he actually has a heart born. It's just that this heart is not easy to show, there are too many fetters on my body, and the secular thoughts I can't let go are too heavy. Often the material is very rich, but you feel very tired.
Nanshan and KuaiXianXian are both dumbfounded, listening to the heterogeneous words, both sighed.
After a while, Nanshan sneered coldly: "Are you a nobody worthy to talk about the way of a saint? Ridiculous, ridiculous, these words can be trusted from anyone's mouth, but you can't be trusted. "
Yunyou smiled, thinking that you can't talk about ice with summer insects or the sea with well frogs.
It is useless to say more to people whose world is not at a cognitive level. Ten years of Sophora flavescens, it is better to have an epiphany overnight, and you will naturally understand when you should understand.
I stayed for a long time, then suddenly smiled and said, "Are you two really brothers?"
"Yes" and "No"
They blurted out at the same time and looked at each other.
Yunyou reached out and gave Nanshan a high five, and said with a cheeky smile, "Brothers together, even you speak so tacitly."
Nanshan stared his one eye angrily.
I quickly understood the meaning of traveling and smiled: "You two are really brothers of Yin and Yang, but my castle is far away from the demon's mercury city."
When Yunyou heard him mention Mercury City, he couldn't help choking on his tea and coughed, "What does the owner mean?"
I first sat opposite Nanshan Yunyou, sipped my tea and smiled faintly: "It is said that Mercury City is full of gold bricks, beautiful pearls and jade bridges, and diamonds are used as tiles, and luxury and rarity are everywhere. There are also martial arts cheats of various factions in Wulin. What's more, there are two instruments, four Xiangshan mountains, haha ... and grotesque trees, including crystal stones and night pearls. How can you not know where these immortals are? "
The ranger was shocked and secretly scolded who was digging a well in Ding Gong, so he talked nonsense to kill Mercury City. Immediately denied: "The owner of the castle really loves telling jokes. Mercury City is a city, but it is actually just a small village. It is primitive and has no treasure. "
"oh? Could it be that what Xiao Zhang said that day was a lie to the world? Or deny that you want to enjoy yourself now? "
Wandering around thinking of the day he came out of Mercury City and said big words in front of everyone, I couldn't help slapping myself in the mouth.
I do have a cheap mouth, but what I said that day was not so exaggerated. These people are unadorned and vicious, like poisoned arsenic.
"I'm sorry, Jianghu people don't know me, Xiao Zhang, who likes to talk big and brag. I can't change this bad habit for a while, so it can't be true. "
First, I think this boy is dishonest and still pretending to be a snake. He looked at him and sneered with some displeasure: "What if he is persuaded soon?"
Yunyou knew that the owner of the castle had the idea of mercury city, so he smiled and said, "The castle is mainly serious, indeed." There are more than these in Mercury City, such as elixir of life, medicine for rejuvenation, pills for reviving the dead, cash cows, seven fairies, eight immortals, Tianzhu, including Taoist cranes. "
I heard that this boy is deliberately entertaining himself, and his face suddenly sank, giving birth to three points of anger. He shouted, "Don't talk nonsense, Aunt Zhang. Come on, treat you like a guest and talk to you seriously, but you treat me like a three-year-old child? "
Wandering is just to delay the little fairy's recovery and departure. She has no intention of talking to them about anything important. I know it has something to do with Mercury City, but I don't want to respond with rambling.
I grabbed a candied fruit, threw it up, opened my mouth, and with a bang, the candied fruit fell to the ground.
Throw another one on it, then look up and pick it up. Inadvertently, the candied haws hit his injured right face, and he cried "ouch, ouch, ouch".
Let's go. I'm so angry that my face is purple. I stare at this little prick and make fists with my hands.
The nearby Nanshan couldn't stand it anymore, and snapped, "Have you had enough fun?"
Yunyou giggled and said, "Don't panic, don't panic, I don't believe I can't get the last one."
Say, "Chinese food two fingers a clip, thrown high, feet wandering in the armchair, head up and open your mouth.
I saw the candied fruit fall three inches away from his mouth, and I heard a whoosh, a flash of lightning, and then a bang.
Wandering around "yi", said strange. I didn't see anything, not even the candied fruit.
Just as I was wondering, a teenager with white clothes over snow suddenly appeared in front of the door.
The young man has a handsome face and regular features. He is in his twenties, with several short knives pinned to his waist and his hands over his chest. He is full of heroism.
Before Yunyou could ask questions, the young man strode in and swam towards Yunyou, sneering coldly: "I've always heard that Xiao Zhang Yi of Sanjiu Sect is a shameless and dirty thief. It was true when I saw him today. "
After a pause, Yunyou jumped off the handrail, walked up to the young man, circled twice, looked at him and said with a chuckle, "Little brother, you can call me Xiao Zhang Yi a shameless and dirty villain. Why did you become a thief when you stepped on a chair and ate a few candied fruit? " You're unreasonable? "
The young man straightened up, as if to be as tall as him, and said angrily, "This childe says you are you. Why are you so stubborn? " It's not your turn to tell me what to do and teach me the truth here. "
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