Simple humorous jokes, brain teasers

Brainstorming, this word game has an obvious feature, the topic is very common, but the answer is very exciting or funny. Let me sort out some cold jokes for you, hoping to help you.

A particularly simple and humorous joke.

1. There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? Answer: What's the name of the fugitive? All of them?

2. Xiaoming's mother has three sons, the oldest one is Daming, the second one is Er Ming, what's the name of the third one? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course.

Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer: Run to catch mice.

4. What does the elephant's left ear look like? Answer: Right ear

5. What if the needle falls into the sea? Answer: buy another one.

6. There is a man walking on the beach, but he can't see his footprints when he looks back. Why? Answer: Because he walks backwards.

It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour?

8. Who cheats others and cheats himself? Answer: liar

9. Mr. Li went to the first floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the first floor and then took the stairs. Why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button in the building.

10. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer: Because they are mother-child relationship.

1 1. What word is universal? Answer: Arabic numerals

12. A person has a big and thick book in front of him, but he can't cross it if he wants to. Do you know why? Answer: Because the book is in the corner.

13. What is the secret of longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

14. When did you see the biggest moon? A: When landing on the moon.

15. Who only works one day a year? Answer: Santa Claus.

16. What is better to turn a blind eye? Answer: shoot.

17. Why does a newborn child only have one left eye? Answer: People only have one left eye.

18. Which tooth was last lost? Answer: Dentures.

19. There was a fire in the room, but Xiao Ming couldn't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Push the door open.

Light light blue is not ill, but she kept her mouth open all night? Answer: She eats melon seeds.

A particularly humorous joke with a brain trick.

1. Two ants are carrying a pole, and one ant looks up at the pole. Answer: Six.

2. Why are the two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.

3. Why do babies cry when they are born? Answer: because he saw that the nurse aunt was so beautiful, and she was also ... small.

4. Like sugar is not sugar, you can't taste it with your mouth, help you correct the typo and go back and forth on the paper. Answer: Eraser

There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

6. There is a lettering gentleman. His price list reads: lettering? Official script? Angle; Carved? Imitation song style? Horn carving? Your seal? Angle; Carved? Your lover's seal? Yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

7. A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

8. Mr. Hua has a special skill, that is, he can make all people who see him put their palms up automatically. What's going on here? A: He is a Chinese medicine practitioner.

9. Old Man Mei, go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn

10. Apricot jumped off the building. Why nothing? Answer: She is a bird.

1 1. Why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to marry her.

12. I've had more than a year, why can't I save this money? Answer: Because I get fired every year.

13. Five brothers live together with different names and different heights. Answer: Fingers

14. The doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete? A: One hour.

15. When bored, what's the name of driving around the river? Answer: white flower oil

16. What should the employer wear in case of labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest

17. Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong.

18. On the way, it did a somersault and then did it again (guess the idiom). Answer: Turn three times, turn two times.

19. Magic soap made from pig liver and bear gall (guessing boxing idiom) Answer: Treat each other honestly (soap)

20. Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.

A humorous joke, a brain teaser.

1. An apple minus an apple, guess a word. Answer:

2. Three gold? Xin? What's the name of Sanshui? Miao? Three people on the phone? Public? What should the three ghosts call the answer: help!

3. Where does the sea not produce fish? Answer: Cihai

Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? Answer: Little tiger.

6. A monkey can break a corn every minute. In the orchard, a monkey can break several corns per minute. Answer: No.

7. Xiaohong had a copper coin in his pocket, but it all fell out. What answer is left in Xiaohong's pocket? There's another hole.

8. What is higher than the sky? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.

9. What is the most valuable thing that easily disappears? Answer: satellite.

10. How long does it take for three children to eat three cakes and ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: Three minutes.

1 1. What does it matter that a great man and a big lion were born on the same day? Answer: it doesn't matter

12. Who is the drunk? Answer: People who claim that they are not drunk.

13. When the earth explodes, where is the safest answer: the ground monkey.

14. Which dress is the most durable? Answer: the one I don't like the most.

15. What became of Louis XIV's son after he was beheaded? Answer: orphans

16. What things in the world are not priced? Answer: family.

17. Xiaoyun and Ahua got married. Why are they still secretly dating? Answer: They are dating someone else.

18. A person what? Place? How big or small? Answer: My heart.

19. A year ago, 1 month/day, everyone was doing a very important thing. Do you remember what it is? Answer: Everyone is breathing.