Children's broadcast jokes

Classic joke: hilarious: The biggest misunderstanding in the world is 1. When the nurse saw the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "Little darling!" " The patient smiled and said, "Little baby."

2. A sister-in-law saw a person who was about to get off the bus drop a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, and quickly said to that person, Comrade, you dropped the cigarettes! The man is furious: you just castrated!

3. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

4. A company recruits, and the English name of the next girl to interview is "spring". The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English level and shouted, "Hi! That one called' Spring', it's your turn! "

On the bus, the standing pregnant woman said to the strange man sitting next to her, don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!

7. Female secretary: "Boss, your wife called. She said on the phone that she would kiss you." Boss: "Give it to me first, and then give it to me later."

8. Mrs. Wang is pregnant with quadruplets and shows off to her neighbors everywhere, saying that it is not easy to give birth to quadruplets, with an average of 60 thousand births. Mrs. Li was surprised: do you still have time to do housework?

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