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Popovich's classic quotations
Popovich's classic quotations 1 1. "As far as Phil is concerned, I am personally shocked by his return, because it is a big event for the league, especially when you think about his achievements and the many championships he has won. He is back, which means there is a lot to see. " -respond to the grievances with the Zen master.
2. "When I went to St. Croix (Duncan's hometown) to see Tim eight or nine years ago, no one told me (to drive on the left) ... so I drove a rented car, and then I didn't realize I was that bastard until I told almost 65,438+00 people what to do." -Laugh at yourself
3. "Our defense sucks, whether it's single defense or collective defense, it sucks. I don't know if I have a solution to this problem. If I had, I wouldn't be so bad. " -A prestigious coach like Popovich will still be so cruel to the media.
4. "Yes, that's right, we are all stunned"-Q: "Do you think this game is not ready to be stunned by the opponent before the game?" Popovich growled, "who? Who told you that? " The reporter was startled, "... ah ... ah ... ah ... ah ...
5. "Are you happy? I won't use the word happiness in the competition. Please change it for me. No one is happy in the competition. I do not know how to define happiness. " -When the reporter asked the team how "happy" it was to create so many scoring opportunities.
The Spurs won 67 games in the regular season this season and failed to advance to the West, which also made many people feel sorry. However, although the season is over, please don't be sad, because this team has brought us many good memories along the way, and I still expect them to bring surprises in the future.
I have always said that Yong is the first echelon in the west. Although the record of 55 wins in the regular season is far from that of the Warriors, there are certain reasons for the intermittent stuttering in the regular season and the running-in after the arrival of the new coach. Besides, who can underestimate the existence of the Eastern Cavaliers in the 57-win playoffs? Which western team can guarantee 100% defeat?
The season is over, and I don't want to be grandstanding. Speaking of last season's GDP, after all, Duncan and Ginobili still have one year's player choice. They may implement player options, or jump out and sign for another year at a lower salary.
The Spurs have always been a team that understands cold humor from top to bottom. Earlier, they said they would write a quotation of Bobo. Today, they are going to bid farewell to the Spurs this season with those funny jokes that happened to them.
This year165438 on October 26th, the Spurs lost to the Warriors 90- 120. Popovich: We almost beat them. Bobo also said: I am glad that our general manager is not in the dressing room, otherwise I might have been fired.
During the champion parade in 20 14, Pop counted the champions by hand on TV, and then said, No 1, No 2, No 3, No 4, Oh, No 5!
During the 20 14 finals, POP said before that Duncan wanted to play point guard. Tim (Duncan) thinks he is a point guard. He thinks we're limiting him. "Duncan: I have been arguing with him about this for many years.
Regarding Duncan's retirement, Pope said that his imagination was that in the third quarter of an away game, he walked back to the locker room and never came back.
When asked if he had studied rocket science, Pope replied, "I have studied aerospace engineering and astronomical engineering". Before the game, Bobo gave Tiago a start, and the reporter said that I didn't believe it until I saw Tiago before jumping the ball! Then in the course of the game, everyone found that it was indeed the Osaka God who started. ...
On June 9, 2065438+04, also during the finals, a reporter asked questions at the pre-match press conference of the Spurs coach. Bobo is very happy: Great, thank you.
May 20 14, Cole will be the head coach of Warriors, and also help TNT explain the game. Bobo was cute before the game: "I don't even know why I want to be interviewed by him (Cole). He is a competitor now. "
They are both very interesting. In the game of the Spurs Warriors on March 20 this year, steve kerr made time to laugh at Popovich. At that time, he shouted at the referee: "Do you like that?" You are really Bobo's apprentice. ...
65438+Playing Thunder in May 2004, POP: Both teams played freely at their own home. So we decided not to go to OKC.
It is still thundering in the west. One morning, the Spurs didn't practice shooting and were asked what they had done. Reading, sleeping, exercising, eating breakfast ... Is there anything else you want to know? Talking about Presty: Smart as a whip. You can tell by talking to him. (The reporter keeps asking Presty, and POP is impatient: Sammy Sammy, I'm getting bored. A reporter asked him why he was given a chance. POP: I'll tell you what, do you want me to make something up [hehe])
A reporter asked Manu to return to the dressing room early. What's wrong with him? Dad: He will be fine. Or he will miss the rest of the playoffs (he will miss the rest of the playoffs, Presti said that Ibaka was reimbursed but came back. Everyone laughed, and so did the old man.
The reporter asked: "What do you think of the changes in Thunder?" Pope: "I don't know how they changed." "Ibaka and Jackson" Pop: Well, we still use the old Nostoc flagelliforme. Reporter: What do you eat in OKC? Pop: Do you want me to get into trouble ... Reporter: You don't want to talk about the game, so ... Dad: Many places are good ... Reporter: What do you recommend? POP: recommend it, and you will be unhappy if you don't recommend it.
Reporter: Is there really a ghost in your hotel? If anyone says shh first. Pop: People keep telling me about ghosts, but I've never met them. Some people really believe it. (ghosts see sorrow? ……)
14 1 1 month, at the beginning of the regular season, Pope said Kawaii: The future is his. I don't think Duncan and Manu will hit 60. Then Pope said that Duncan and Ginobili would play for another 6-7 years. ...
Reporter: Adebayor scored more than 30 points when you went on stage. He only got 12 points in this game. How did you limit him? Pope: I don't know.
20 13 the spurs and grizzlies decided to meet in the west. The press conference before the game, the press conference hall and the Grizzly locker room are very close, and you can clearly hear the rap songs there. Bobo also saw the place where the music came and was asked if he liked it. Bo Shuai said that this (rap music) is one of the things to help you retire.
Asked whether his star became a coach like Kobe Bryant during the truce, Popovich said that Duncan basically didn't say a word.
Sage: How did you keep LeBron away from the paint area? Pope: I don't know.
One year, the Lakers suffered many injuries. Once in their game, everyone knew that six players could return when no one was playing. Dad: I learned a lot yesterday.
13, before a game, a substitute reporter from official website of Spurs chatted with me and asked if mchale was accommodating. I said it was ok, more accommodating than POP. He was silent for a moment and said: this league is basically a coach, so it is easier to interview than POP ~
13 On May 28th, before the Western Conference finals, I was asked whether the story of stones and hammers affected the game. Pop said that this passage was the only thing in our dressing room in 17, and we are used to it (if anyone doesn't know, stones and hammers generally mean that when faced with difficulties, I will watch masons knock on stones, and the stones will knock 100 times, but they will not move after 65433 times). This passage is hung in many languages in the inner and outer rooms of the Spurs locker room. )
13 On May 7th, Ginobili hit a life-saving three-pointer in the playoffs. Speaking of Ginobili's two three-pointers, Pope said, "From the moment I wanted to trade his feelings, I wanted to make breakfast for him" ~ ~
Q: How to improve the shooting percentage? Popular answer: Throw the ball into the basket.
During the 20 12 Western Conference, a reporter from Thunder asked us why we didn't score well in the second quarter. Pop said, look, that's a good question, and then answered, because we didn't score well in the second quarter. Asked who to give the ball to at the last minute, Pop: it's a secret (no telling you, no telling you, no telling you! )
20 12 Popovich told another cold joke: "I have never used shark-cutting tactics. I think this is a very bad thing and violates the sportsmanship." Then, "This is good chess, good chess and good policy. It was also against Thunder in the playoffs this year. The old man said: I want something nasty! Give me a hard fight! !
Popovich teased Duncan and scored 25,000 points: I said to Aaron Baines,' You know, if you shoot as much as Tim (Duncan), it's no big deal, and he can score 25,000 points.' Many people can get 25000 points. They kept shooting. Duncan, you know, he is selfish. He doesn't play with his teammates. It's terrible. (Everyone laughs, selling cute old man)
Ginobili is too arrogant. Twitter announced that the topic of fighting for another year is that TD (Duncan) will miss me too much (if I don't fight).
After winning the championship in the finals, Duncan came to the press conference with a pair of children. The reporter asked Duncan's children how they behaved to their father tonight. Duncan begged them: Come and speak well of their father.
On May 2, 20041265438, Duncan was asked if he had any advice for Kawaii. Duncan said, "To tell the truth, he has never spoken to me." Duncan also said today, I know I can't do everything in the past now, and my legs are different from before. ......
Duncan opened a modified car shop and now has a second branch. Duncan sometimes visits branches. He and the branch manager are good friends, so he occasionally deliberately Doby him.
Duncan's Black Jack modified car shop also deals in souvenirs such as T-shirts and hats. Sometimes Duncan goes to his shop to get clothes, but there is no 3XL in the shop. He proudly said, "You don't have any shop numbers here!"
Sometimes, he will deliberately play the "picky" customer. When he arrived at the shop, he was still talking about the T-shirt. "Your T-shirt is of poor quality and has shrunk!"
The clerk had no choice but to face the arrogant boss: "You are the boss, you are what you say ~"
New york All-Star. I asked Duncan, who everyone loves to play: Whose future is this? Duncan: The future is bright.
Although the Spurs have not reached the end of this season, no matter how far they go, Popovich, Duncan, Parker and Ginobili have created countless legends for so many years, which is enough. Although I don't know what will happen in the future, I still hope that the old hooligans can fight for another year and make a perfect curtain call.
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