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Seek a relatively complete vocabulary of Wuxi dialect!
Elementary course: (at least learn this sentence)
This-Edgar, that-it's in the dog compartment-how many times did the dog bark-where is it? -Hello.
I don't know-I don't know how to play-White Time-Guang Chen Yes-Hey.
Live a good life-scare people to tell lies-chew white maggots and be arrogant-old egg guy-bitch
Bad guy-thief embryo little guy-thief embryo thief-thief bone thought-understand
Great teaching-knotting and shrewish-fierce women and children-old and young-hmm
Don't wash your face-Wash your face and feet-Wash your feet and sleep-Sleep today-Jiwai
(Head) Tomorrow-the day after tomorrow in Ming Dynasty (Zhao)-the morning after tomorrow-the night after tomorrow-
The night girl-the hairless groom-the kiss of the new official-Xiangxiang (strong) role
-(awesome) stupid woman in Wang Jin-daughter-in-law of shrimp claw-grandmother of bride-
Mom-mom-mom's uncle-uncle-old man-old man
Example:-How much is this? -He's a good man. -Don't listen to his nonsense.
-Igor, is the money almost there? -Dogs kill old eggs. -Don't listen to beans chew white maggots.
Replacement exercise: How many brass cymbals does Iger have?
Grammar: the head language is equivalent to the sub in Mandarin, which can be added after many nouns (noun suffixes). For example, almost all
Some body parts: forehead, black drum head (chin), neck root head, scapula head, chest head, back skin head, hands.
Melon head (elbow), butt head, knee steamed bread, heel head, ankle joint (indecent noun abbreviated) ... timetable
Reading: Jiwai, Mingtou, Housuntou, Empty Morning Head, Night Block Head, Night Head, New Year's Eve Head ...; Partial prescription
Position: national head, city head, factory head, school head, corner head, shoe head, next door head, next door head,
Riverside beach ...
Intermediate tutorial:
Soft noodles-rotten noodles and hard noodles-lively and refreshing noodles-steamed buns-steamed buns-white steamed bread and Yuanxiao.
-Reunion Spring and Autumn Shirt-Dual-purpose Shirt Pullover-Four-piece T-shirt collar
-Collar-Clothes for bathing-Active swimming-Active cold bath bathroom-
-Wash the bottom with muddy soup.-Wash the washbasin with water, woman.-Squat socks.-Match foreign socks with foreign molds.
The first garbage was rented out-cars, bicycles and bicycles were all eaten up.
Light-no-thank you-becomes concerned-it's good to remember that-
Great people must-the board of directors must be beautiful-decent. What happened later-Naigao, what happened later?
This is great (end)-great (end)
Example:-Shameless
-Not your face
Grammar: Tao, auxiliary words. To = to. Example: beautiful, decent, funny, shameless, angry, mushy.
Painted, hard to see, angry, obvious, freehand brushwork. ...
Advanced tutorial:
Skillful use of common words can only be mixed with Wuxi people, which is not easy to detect.
Muddle the water-one male plays with women-one male is insane to women-insanity is terrible.
People-egg skin talk nonsense-talk nonsense; Nonsense, four idiots-pig head, three idiots-A Mu.
Lin fool-for a silly girl-for a crazy woman-thirteen o'clock (you can add happiness, you are neurotic.
Xi) Excellent-obviously cheating-brand-new leather-scraping new goods from North and South-mountainous area
The goods are shirtless-naked bones are comfortable-freehand brushwork is infectious-people have scars on their eyelids-hanging their eyes.
The skin is messing around-life is running away-death is left behind-the dead are muddling along-dawdling.
Work and hide-and-seek-cats huddle together at night to keep warm-crazy about grinding lard residue-crazy about adultery
-running over a concubine-cowardice-beating-diarrhea-embarrassment-watching a peep show, frivolous
-Light oath-Curse of taking advantage-Eat tofu and chat-Talk about energy and mountains and seas
Through alienation-promoting the foundation to make money-making money and begging-beggars are quick-
I'm a little anxious-I'm so tired that I'm going to cry-I'm not sure if I'm crying-stop pretending to eat.
Pretend to be forced-foreign food, pretend to be dead, be less verbose-don't bother everyone-always stupid.
When you get scratched, you fucking-when you come, don't be confused-the cow is knotted.
Half-baked-half-baked-will be reorganized-bald and rotten.
Bald-LaLiTou finished-it's hard to clean up after the derailment-the horn is lisping-
-Stuttering B.-Surprised and angry nerd. -Candle
Slip away quietly-cover up things that don't match-buy rice with wild eyes-measure rice stupidly-tangle blindly
It's bad luck-one blow is luck-touching your forehead is not sensible-I don't know if your head is still installed-
-Pretend to be frugal.-Be a dead man.-Be a dead monkey.-Be surprised.-Be scared
Fool around-make a 723 bet-change the host tree and shout-stupid pig doesn't do things neatly.
-Dog B can't cook. -You're talking nonsense if you don't come. -Let go of your fart (got it)
Repeat the strong sentence:-Good is good. Start (a disease)
-Obviously, obviously.
Replacement exercises:-Pull, pull, pull, stretch;
-energetic, energetic;
-blindfolding and folding eyelids (degrading);
Awkward. awkward ...
Grammar:
Overlap after adjectives:
Like Mandarin, adjectives can be followed by many overlapping words, such as: red, flashing, green and chaotic.
Humble, bitter, sweet, arrogant, bedroom, neat, slippery ... Wuxi people not only like to use kindness.
These reduplicated words not only use these words, but also enrich other fine words beyond the meaning of a single adjective.
Meaning:
Color: white, purple storage (lavender), green wolfberry, purple eggplant (purple),
Status: Muguya, dead, silly, screaming (open-minded), lost,
Wild flowers (boundless), soft collapse, cabbage, squeaky (sticky), sea (full
I don't care), absinthe, hot diarrhea, cold dispersion, mud belt (sticky),
Mud reading (thick) is vicious (strange smell), spicy and bitter, tight, uncomfortable, uncomfortable
Bad, itchy, astringent (stingy), fine scraping, loose scraping, quick scraping (too loose), and blind stringing
(coping blindly), the thief is holding the bone, dead lesbian, stupid and comfortable.
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