2020 Classic Funny Quotations

"Bright Sword" Li Yunlong

Li Yunlong: "When two ants fight on the ground, they will separate a male and a female."

Li Yunlong: "If Unlucky, your farts hit your heels. What kind of shit is this? Didn't you force Zhang Fei to do embroidery? One day, you will get a mandarin duck show. The water quilt is made by our old Li Xiu."

Li Yunlong: "There are so many soldiers in the same den, and our independent group has nothing to eat, it's just the damn political commissar."

Li Yunlong: "A dignified man carries a female gun. If it spreads out and makes people laugh, I want a male one."

Li Yunlong: "Don't I look like a boss? You kid is looking at the sky with your buttocks. "Sightless and blind!"

"The Deer and the Cauldron" Wei Xiaobao

Xiaobao: (pointing to several assassins from Prince Mu's Palace on the ground) "These assassins came to my room and were beaten by me. "The knife is ready."

Xiaobao: "It turns out that it's a horse that's hard to catch. I really don't understand what kind of horse it is. It's running so fast. (I see Liu Yizhou looking at him in wonder.) Looking at him, he made a serious look: "It's okay, it's okay."

Xiaobao: "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I sprayed your face, I'm sorry!"

Xiaobao: "A man can speak his mind as soon as he says it, no horse can be chased!"

"Ouchi Secret Detective Ling Ling Dog" Ling Ling Tiger

Ling Ling Tiger: "An invincible lollipop that can hit even your mother even if you don't recognize you."

Ling Ling Tiger: "Warm in winter and cool in summer, special price soft hedgehog armor that is invulnerable."

Ling Linghu: "Wow, you ran so fast, you thought you were Usain Bolt from Jamaica!"

Ling Linghu: "The duty of our Ouchi agents is to fall in love, no, Princess Pao, no, it’s to protect the emperor and investigate the traitor. How can we harbor assassins here?"

"Battlefield Romance" Zhang Erniu

Zhang Erniu: "I have it in my hand! Wherever the gun goes, it doesn't go sideways?"

Zhang Erniu: "Do you think I will let anyone wipe my butt?"

Zhang Erniu: "That's strange. Strangely enough, those who study are called students, those who beg for food are called huazis, those who work outside are called wanderers, those who cook are called cooks, and those who act are called actors instead of actors. ”

Zhang Erniu: "Everything about you is wrong, and every drop of sweat you produce is bad water."

Zhang Erniu: "I only have a chair for one person in my heart, and there is no place for you."

Zhang Erniu: "The relationship between the two of us is that we cannot live without the weight, and the old man cannot live without his wife. "

Zhang Erniu: "Don't scream, don't be petty, hold your breath steady and hold the knife in your crotch so we don't panic. "

Zhang Erniu: "Don't Zhang Fei wear glasses and act prudish for me. "

Zhang Erniu: "Is that statement of yours true? Is that statement of yours false? Could it be that you are also following my life as a drama? "

Zhang Erniu: "Isn't there a sentence? Opponents are throwing pots and pans, which is the best news. "

Zhang Erniu: "That's different. If the chief did this, it would be an anecdote, but if I did it, it would be a scandal. "

Zhang Erniu: "I will make a rule. Whoever plays the bad guy from now on will be good.

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"If You Are the One" Qin Fen

Qin Fen: "What's wrong with me just looking for a fairy daughter? Can't I change the genes of our descendants of the old Qin family? If you have to find something ugly and think about escaping from prison every day, will you feel comfortable? "

Qin Fen: "Rich husbands like Andy Lau and Tom Cruise will not come to seek your hand in marriage. Of course, I don't dream of Notting Hill either. If you were really a fairy, I wouldn't be able to catch you. I didn't expect you to look like the cover of a pictorial and I'd be blown away at just one glance. ”

Qin Fen: “OpEN character, half-to-half personality, not an honest person, but naturally timid. I can’t kill people even if it’s not against the law. I’m so unreasonable that my conscience is tortured. I’m hit. You are destined to be a bad guy even if you want to be bad. Generally speaking, it basically belongs to the category that is beneficial and harmless to people and society. ” Classic Love Quotes of 2020

Classic Love Quotes of 20xx

1. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old until you come.

2. Memories sometimes make you glow like a peach blossom, and sometimes they make you burst into tears.

3. There are two things in the world that cannot be restored, one is the past; the other is. This is what I said.

4. It is never too late to become the person you want to be.

5. If your heart changes, your attitude will change; if your attitude changes, you will. As your habits change; as your habits change, your character will change; as your character changes, your life will change.

6. I will not give up the courage to love, and I do not doubt that I will be sincere; I will hold on to it. The most beautiful dream for your future self.

7. Hesitation may be necessary before making a decision. However, once you make a decision, you should keep moving forward.

8. If you can observe sorrow and joy, and have an enlightened heart, both gain and loss will be good. If you cannot observe it, and you will be obsessed with appearance, gain and loss will be misfortunes.

9. Love does not bloom in the soil. The flower that blooms is the fertilizer in the soil. The flower that blooms in the end is your life.

10. The loneliest thing about us is not the lack of close friends, but the loss of ourselves in the journey of our hearts. If you forget the direction you came from, you can't find the way out.

11. No matter how long the road is, you can walk it step by step. No matter how short the road is, you can't reach it without taking steps.

12. It is difficult to walk alone, but what is even more difficult is to walk for a while with another person and then walk back alone.

13. Be strong. A good person is not able to cope with everything, but can ignore all hurts.

14. I try not to remember the past, because it is impossible to go back to the way I came. I love others carefully. Because it is less likely to overflow. I cry when I want to, and laugh when I want to laugh. As long as it is all natural, I don’t seek depth, I only seek simplicity.

15. What can save you. , you can only be yourself, you don’t have to worry about the judgment of the outside world, you don’t have to fall into the eyes of others, and you don’t have to distort yourself to please the world.

16. If a woman is unfortunate enough to be smart enough to know everything. Then you must also know how to pretend to know nothing.

17. I know that forgetting is an easy thing. As long as you don’t look at it, don’t think about it, and don’t remember it, you will forget it. , the sky after the fireworks.

18. There is a feeling that is always recognized as "lovesickness" when you are insomnia; there is a kind of fate that is always believed to be "eternal" after you wake up from a dream; there is a kind of gaze that is always recognized as "love". It is only when we break up that we see it as "attachment"; there is a feeling that is always known as "loss" after parting.

19. I don't know what the line between strength and numbness is, and sometimes it seems like that. They don't care, but only I know that it's because I care too much.

20. I hope there is such a person who can give me a calm love, accompany me to see the scenery of the world, and promise me happiness for the rest of my life.

2020 Annual Shocking Funny Classic Quotes

◆I have not been in the world for a long time, but there are always legends about me in the world

◆You are not allowed to ask me again: How have you been recently?

◆ Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

◆No one has made cowhide look so fresh and refined for a long time!

◆ Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

◆To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to tell a story

◆My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I used a kitchen knife to cut the wires.

◆Lao Tzu said: You can sleep well, but sleep well.

◆You even believe the advertisements, you will be fooled by reading!

◆Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

◆I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to sb.

◆No problem that money can solve is a problem.

◆Put your head on the decision, pat your chest on your promise, pat your butt and leave.

◆Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

◆The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

◆When I take off my clothes, I am a beast; when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

◆Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

◆Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to school

◆I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

◆We are walking too fast, and our souls can’t keep up

◆I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late

◆I’m a little short-sighted, But there is no shortage; I have a good temper but not without it!

◆Flowers often belong not to the people admiring the flowers, but to cow dung.

◆The most inextricable thing in the world is love, besides teeth.

◆Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

◆Everyone who walks in a brothel is still young, Please use Huiren Shenbao.

◆You can’t get along with others just by being polite!

◆People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

◆People are not smart, yet they imitate others’ baldness!

◆Life is all about being born and living

◆Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

◆Although I believe in eachother, I may not believe you.

◆How can I have the strength to lose weight if I don’t eat enough? 2020 Annual Shocking Funny

◆I haven’t been in the world for a long time, but there are always legends about me in the world

◆Don’t ask me again: How have you been recently?

◆ Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

◆No one has made cowhide look so fresh and refined for a long time!

◆ Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

◆Explanation is to cover up, and cover-up is to tell a story

◆My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I used a kitchen knife to cut the wires.

◆Lao Tzu said: You can sleep well, but sleep well.

◆You even believe the advertisements, you will be fooled by reading!

◆Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

◆I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to sb.

◆No problem that money can solve is a problem.

◆Put your head on the decision, pat your chest on your promise, pat your butt and leave.

◆Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

◆The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

◆When I take off my clothes, I am a beast; when I put on clothes, I am a beast!

◆Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

◆Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to school

◆I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

◆We are walking too fast, and our souls can’t keep up

◆I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late

◆I’m a little short-sighted, But there is no shortage; I have a good temper but not without it!

◆Flowers often belong not to the people admiring the flowers, but to cow dung.

◆The most inextricable thing in the world is love, besides teeth.

◆Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

◆Everyone who walks in a brothel is still young, Please use Huiren Shenbao.

◆You can’t get along with others just by being polite!

◆People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

◆People are not smart, yet they imitate others’ baldness!

◆Life is all about being born and living

◆Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

◆Although I believe in eachother, I may not believe you.

◆How can I have the strength to lose weight if I don’t eat enough?