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Exaggerated and funny confession sentence: I heard that getting married is very cheap now.

1, I heard that marriage is very cheap, as long as 9 yuan, it's my treat.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together!

3. I like you. Can you accept me? Although I am not beautiful, I really like you. I hope you can give me a chance.

4. hey! Listen, from now on, you're mine. What are you pretending? I am talking about you!

I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

6. I turned and took a few steps to look back at you, and you just looked back at me. Chimonanthus praecox around me forgot the season and was happy.

7, silly girl, you know, I don't trust others to take care of you! What if they really take care of them?

8. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!

I dare not say I love you. I am afraid that I will die soon. I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid that when I die, no one will love you like me!

10, it's amazing to see your bones. It's good material for dating me.

1 1. Your address is up to me. Hmm? Just call it husband.

12, I didn't know until you left that the apple I bought didn't peel automatically for two days.

13, as long as I can see you often, I feel happy; As long as I snuggle up to your petite body, I won't be lonely.

14. If I am unmarried after many years, if you are married, please ask your daughter to be careful when she goes home!

15, I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.

16, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

17, in the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.

18, I will open your dusty memory with the gentleness of my life. May your heart follow your thoughts and things come true.

19, you stand there and I'll run over!

2 1, do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

23. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

It is not difficult to keep calm about the world. For example, I want to argue with you.

25. I have known each other for many years and have a crush on each other for so long. I have a thousand reasons to love you, but I can't say them in front of you. Summon up the courage to express your feelings, and don't let regrets concern you. You and I love each other on Valentine's Day, and today is a holiday.

26. I really want to tell you that you are everything to me in my heart. I don't ask you to love me, just want to have your comfort and understanding.

27. One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

28, I must give you happiness, no one wants to stop.

29. I like you, and I love you, which is none of your business.

30. I want to kiss you at any time, and I really want to hear your heartbeat.

3 1, dear! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to drift all the time!

32. You will be my boyfriend in the future, and you can let me take care of it in the future.

33. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

34. Listen to me, why do you ask so many questions? I'm by your side, and you're still going the wrong way!

35. liking me is the need of the revolution, you know?

I took a fancy to your husband's position. Tell her to stay away from others.

37. Loving you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?

38. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

39. I want the happiness you gave me, and others can't afford it.

40. A group of immortals in the sky struggled with the landlords. When they saw that there were two cards left in Moon Old, they cleverly played cards one by one. Seeing that the other side was about to finish playing, Yue Lao had to play cards. At that time, he still had a pair of you and me left in his hand.

4 1. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

42, you are an angel, I am a wing; You are a flower, I am a bee; You are the breeze, I am the air; You are a cloud, I am water, you can't live without me, I am integrated with you, and you are my life.

43. Why are you so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay? Do you love me?

44. You don't have to worry about whether we are suitable or not. I am versatile.

45. I accidentally sent I love you by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

46. I am willing to stay with you all my life, be your quilt in winter and be your electric fan in summer.

47. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?

48. On the first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. I knew then that I was already a prisoner of your life!

49, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!

If you ignore me, I feel like a brother and sister riding a tandem bike.

5 1, I want to give her happiness with my own hands, and I don't trust the rest.

52. I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you don't drink it.

53. I have no gorgeous language. I just want to give you simple happiness. I hope you can give me a chance to love you.

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

55. Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don't fiddle with it, your heart will soon turn black.

56. I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.

57. When we meet, we always nod, but it is always difficult to say anything. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness.

58. Your words are locked in my memory. Please keep that key for me for life.

59. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?

60. If you have a lover, you will leave your hometown as a trip. After the lover leaves, two steps are drifting.

6 1, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

62. Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!

63. You are always clamoring for me to pick the most beautiful stars and give them to you. I smiled and said, How can I tear out your eyes?

64. I want to be a shining psycho in your ordinary life.

65. My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.

You wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

67. Under normal circumstances, I miss you. In both cases, I am in pain!

68. Give him a kiss and say, I'll seal it, and you'll be mine from now on. I will be responsible for you.

69. If living is the greatest gift from God, then living with you is the greatest gift from God in my mission.

70. You clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

7 1. I must find you when I miss you.

72. After eating the whole family bucket with me, we are considered as a family.

73. People like you have nothing to talk about with you except love.

74. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

75. Eating together is called fighting, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called fighting. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

I really don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better change to my wife!

You wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

78. Listen to me. Why do you ask so many questions? I'm by your side. You can't go wrong.

79. Meeting you is like the bell ringing all over the world and the flowers blooming all over the world!

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

8 1, I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, I hope I can hold you when I sleep, and I hope I can see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

82. If there is no problem, we will get the certificate tomorrow.

83. I just have a crush on you. Come with me!

84. I seem to be ill, and there is the kind of disease that you pretend to force within ten meters.

85. I wanted to turn off the power of the moon in the sky, but later you packed your bags and said to go to a distant place to help me do it. Sure enough, after you left, the moon never shone again.

I hear it's cheap to get married now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

87. I just like you and love you. None of your business!

88. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my husband!

89. I raised my fist and was about to hit you. You held out your scissors, smiled and said, I lost. Hit me. What should I do?

90. Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

9 1. As long as I have a breath, I won't leave you and bow to fate.

If you can't protect yourself, let me protect you!

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.

94. I don't know why human beings must get married. Why not study together and legally combine?

I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap, so it's my treat!

1, it's a pity that your future is given to him, and he wants to shelter you from the wind and rain.

2, and I will leave like a kite and fly to the blue sky.

3. Some stories don't have to be told to everyone; Some sadness, not everyone will understand; Some wounds will heal after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pains become a habit if you endure them for a long time; If you don't want to say what is hidden in your heart, there is no need to say it.

If it weren't for you, I would only tremble in disappointment and fear and moan in pain.

People who love you deeply will find excuses to stick to it even if they have thousands of reasons to leave.

6. I am ugly and irritable. Why do you like me? I'll hurt you, you know! ! !

7. I lost a lot of people for you, and as a result, they left and you lost them.

8. I have to watch his every move many times before I give up.

Time has taken away youth, innocence and our past, leaving only two things: a heartache and a loneliness.

10, when you meet someone with the same surname, you will think that person is not too bad. That's right.

1 1. What do you mean a man belongs to you completely? He gave you his heart, his home and his wallet. What do you mean, women belong to you completely? She gave you her heart, her body, and all the little emotions of jealousy, anger and jealousy. A man gives you everything he can carry, and a woman gives you everything she can carry in her heart. This is love.

12, in your eyes, I am still my damn but still alive.

13, Taishan does not let the soil, so it can become big; Rivers and seas do not choose small streams, so they can be deep.

14, one second you said you loved me, and the next you said we broke up.

15, I heard that the marriage certificate is very cheap, it's my treat!

16, the person who makes you cry is the person you love the most, the person who understands your tears is the person who loves you the most, and the person who dries your tears is the last person who is with you.

17, women dare to go, but men will definitely turn back. Men don't look back, but they dare not leave because they are sure of women.

18, I don't expect anyone to remember me, I just hope I won't forget any of you.

19, it's good to know something, needless to say, it's good to know some people, there's no need to be intimate.

20. I like the rain in summer and the sun in winter, and I like you at any time.

2 1. Everyone has an impossible person in his heart.

22. In the waiting days, study hard, be modest and be deeply rooted, so that you can flourish in the future. Master xingyun

23. Speaking of it, my mate selection criteria are only one word: you.

24. People with independent personalities.

25. There is always a place that I will never mention again, but I will never forget it. There is always someone who says sorry, which makes you feel sad and unforgettable. There is always a kind of love, always living in my heart, but bidding farewell to life.

The only proof that we have been together for so long is that you don't love me.

27, Yue Lao, can Nima stop holding my hand with inferior red thread, and it will break every so often.

28. Everyone I loved later was like you, but not you.

29. Say to yourself: No matter how many obstacles I will encounter on the road of life, I will try my best to finish this journey.

30. Who can do it and who can't? Misfortune tests the sincerity of friends.

3 1, if one day I give up on you, please don't doubt whether I am in love with another person, because I find that you don't cherish me.

I don't want to go to school for thirty days in a month.

Don't find other reasons to be close to me, just say that you have any difficulties and need me.

34. It is not myself who is sad, but the people who love me. What hurts is not love, but not love.

35. Someone asked me how to calculate love. Let's make a metaphor. Just like a man who sees you naked and is afraid that you will catch a cold, marry him.

36. I really need a hug. Did you give more or did I ask for more?

37. Never mind how much you pay. If you do this, all your previous efforts will be worthless.

38. Only you don't understand my emotions.

Marriage is very cheap now, and the notary fee is only 9 yuan.

Stream: First of all, it's really nice to meet you. Secondly, I am really happy to be with you; Finally, I will stay with you for a long time. I will rely on you after you don't want me, hee hee _

From 20xx165438+1October 19, someone is mine! Although 10% is mine, it's mine after all!

I want to grow five centimeters tall with you, and then, of course, I want to raise you! Every Christmas, Valentine's Day, Birthday, Qixi Festival, Double Ninth Festival, National Day, Memorial Day, New Year's Day, Tomb-Sweeping Day, you must accompany me! You know, I don't want a gift. You are my best gift.

As far as I am concerned, I will always be obedient, as long as you don't go too far. Stop looking at other boys, because jealousy can kill people. Don't let me break the vinegar of ten thousand years. Don't giggle at other boys, just show me the truest smile.

You must love me, don't be angry with me, don't be angry with me. You can only call me baby, and don't touch other boys' heads, or I'll cover you up. Anyway, you can only be nice to me. Without my consent, you must not approach other boys over 15 cm. In short, no matter how good others are, you can't stare at them!

Marriage is very cheap now, and the notary fee is only 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

Exaggerated and funny confession sentences

1, I heard that marriage is very cheap, as long as 9 yuan, it's my treat. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together!