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Complete works of Jin Yong's quips
Gu Tao's Six Immortals are naive and cruel, and easy to be killed. The killer skill is to catch people and dismember them. It can be said that the Six Immortals in Gu Tao are the best, all steamed stuffed buns, and all fighters in clowns. In this respect, even the self-proclaimed invincible Tai Yue Four Xia should stay out of it.
There is an interest group in Jin Yong's Jianghu. They have a skill, that is, they can firmly grasp the right to speak in any scene. No matter how complicated and severe the situation is, as long as they open their mouths, they can make the voices of opposition disappear.
They don't always stick to the truth. Many low-level absurd ideas often blurt out from their mouths, but in the end they will become the biggest winners that no one can refute.
There are only six of them, and they are only a handful in various debates and summits. But they have one advantage, that is, they have the same mind, are skillful in cooperation and are good at catching insects. As long as there is a slight loophole in the argument of the cube, you will seize those trivial arguments, and you will not be able to escape if you don't give up.
Six heads are used together, and one point of view leads to another point of view for repeated argumentation; Six people take turns to attack, and there are no dead ends in all aspects. Those who are not determined can only give in; Those who can't compete have to choose to remain silent.
I really admire Mr. Jin Yong, how to create such a character. They have high martial arts, perfect coordination in battle, and extremely cruel killing methods, and can tear people into four pieces at any time. And such six people actually put their heads under the door, pestering and boasting all day, and can argue about bigger things at any time. The mind is as simple as a child. As long as others flatter a little, the whole person will fly to the sky at once, and no matter how irrelevant the flattery of others is, they are convinced. They perfectly interpreted the sentence "Give a little flood and it will flood, give a little sunshine and it will be brilliant".
"Talking and bickering" is the most important thing in Gu Tao's life. They may talk more in a day than others do in a month. "Finding fault" is also what Gu Tao's six immortals pursued all his life. If your words are a little contradictory, you will immediately get a "fatal" counterattack from Gu Tao's six immortals.
If you want to argue with Gu Tao's Six Immortals, then Gu Tao's Six Immortals will turn you into a clown first, and then beat you with their rich clown experience. In fact, to some extent, the six immortals in Gu Tao are really good at sophistry. They argue that what others say is not unreasonable, but well-founded and plausible. It is because of their hobbies that we are full of joy when reading, which is similar to what Zhou Hero thought.
I have always wondered how I learned such high-energy skills with Gu Tao's mind. I'm curious who is the Six Immortals Master in Gu Tao. Who can teach these six students so well? Maybe their teacher is the ancestor of the clown, but it's just a joke.
The novel does not explain the origin of Gu Tao's six immortals, but we can find clues from their behavior.
These six monsters treat Ling Huchong's wounds and input six different kinds of Qi. His internal strength is extremely deep, and his practice is absolutely superior martial arts.
If the Six Monsters really don't even know the meridians for healing, how can they be refined into peerless martial arts? The acupuncture methods that can be used are not too much compared with one finger of Yang.
The six monsters input the heterogeneous qi in Ling Huchong's body, which can not be resolved until the Yijin Sutra, which makes people imagine.
The way to create the Six Old Monsters who are superb in martial arts and don't let people see Shaolin's martial arts is to send other martial arts skills that Shaolin has plundered and accumulated for thousands of years.
The world often has an illusion that the Shaolin Sect is the leader of the Wulin Orthodox Church, and it has always been its responsibility to serve the Wulin.
I don't know, the two Wulin conferences held in Guo Jing, that is, the Big Three Pass and Xiangyang, have no sign of Shaolin Sect. The only Wulin conference held by Shaolin was also to seize the Dragon Slayer Island and serve as a platform for Wu.
Shaolin, based on Ding Chunqiu's "Falungong Dafa", was transformed into a "star-sucking Dafa" with huge bugs, and a fragmentary "sunflower treasure book" was deliberately spread from South Shaolin to control the Sun, the Moon and Shinto with two magical powers.
It is the wishful thinking of the Shaolin Sect to let the sun and the moon run amok, clean up at any time, and gain a good reputation of eliminating pesticides for the people.
Shaolin Bald Donkey, you are really good at this chess game! If there is a stumbling block in the Orthodox Church, direct action will hinder its reputation, so we have to take the ordinary road and cultivate six old monsters with superior martial arts.
Looking back at the whole of the legendary swordsman, it is almost impossible to escape bad luck, whether it is a decent figure or a villain. Only the six immortals in Gu Tao lived safely to the end. Perhaps, only those who are smarter than fools can become the real the legendary swordsman.
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