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A short philosophical story!
1. A turkey and a cow were chatting. The turkey said: I wish I could fly to the top of the tree, but I don’t have the courage. The cow said: Why don't you eat some of my cow dung? They are very nutritious. The turkey ate a little cow dung and found that it did give it enough strength to fly to the first branch. The next day, the turkey ate more cow dung and flew to the second branch. Two weeks later , the turkey flew proudly to the top of the tree, but soon a farmer saw it and quickly shot it down from the tree.
Survival Tip 1: Good luck can get you to the top, but it can’t keep you there.
2. The crow stood on the tree and had nothing to do all day long. When the rabbit saw the crow, he asked: Can I be like you and do nothing all day long? The crow said: Of course, what's wrong? So the rabbit began to rest in the open space under the tree. Suddenly, a fox appeared. It jumped up, grabbed the rabbit, and swallowed it.
Survival Tip 2: If you want to stand and do nothing, then you must stand very high, very high.
3. A little bird flew to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird was almost frozen. So, he flew to a large open space, and a cow passed by and dropped a pile of cow dung on the bird. The frozen bird lay in the dung pile and felt very warm. It gradually woke up, and it was warm and comfortable. He was lying down and soon began to sing. A passing wild cat heard the sound and walked over to see what was going on. Following the sound, the wild cat soon found the little bird lying in the dung pile, pulled it out and ate it. .
Survival Tip 3: Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of the dunghill is your friend, and when you're lying in the dunghill, it's best to keep your mouth shut.
4. There is a bottle under the sea, and a troll is trapped in this bottle. It was a fairy who put the troll in a bottle five hundred years ago. The troll once made a wish: whoever can pick up the bottle, open the cork and rescue him, he will give this person a gold mountain. However, five hundred years have passed and no one has picked up the bottle. The troll was very angry. He cursed and said: "In the future, if anyone rescues me, I will devour this person in one bite." There was a young fisherman who cast a net to catch fish. When he closed the net, he found an ancient figure in the net. Bottle, he opened the cork, ah! A burst of thick smoke spurted out, and slowly spit out a troll bigger than a mountain. "Hahahaha!" The troll's laughter made the sea waves surge. He said: "Young man, you rescued me. I should have thanked you, but you did it too late. If you had rescued me a year earlier, you would have got a gold mountain! Alas, I will wait. After five hundred years, I am too impatient. I have already made an evil wish to eat the person who rescued me!" The young man was taken aback, but immediately said calmly: "Oh, such a small one. How can the bottle contain you? You must be lying. Go back to the bottle and show it to me!"
"Hahahaha, I won't be fooled! Arabian Nights has long told this ancient story The story has been told. If I get into the bottle again and you plug the stopper again, wouldn't the story be over? ""What? Have you ever read Arabian Nights? You are such a learned and talented person! Have you read the philosophical works of Socrates? ""Haha! For the past five hundred years, I have been hiding in a bottle, reading all the classics in the world, and practicing hard, not to mention the great works of the West, the universities of the East, and the Doctrine of the Mean. , The Analects of Confucius, and Mencius are all familiar to me." "Ah, you have also studied the historical records of Tai Shigong of China, right? Have you dabbled in Mozi's works?" "Don't talk about it, all the classics and history are complete!" "But. , I think you must have never seen the manuscript of Dream of Red Mansions. This is a rare version!" "Hahaha, you kid underestimated me, the collector of this book is me! Let Let me take it out to open your eyes!" The troll immediately turned into a puff of smoke and slowly entered the bottle. At this time, the young fisherman no longer hesitated and quickly blocked the bottle with the cork.
5. Once upon a time, two hungry people received a gift from an elder: a fishing rod and a basket of fresh and huge fish. One of them asked for a basket of fish, and the other asked for a fishing rod, so they parted ways. The person who got the fish used dry wood to set up a bonfire and cooked the fish on the spot. He wolfed it down, and before he could taste the aroma of the fresh fish meat, he ate up all the fish and soup in a flash. Soon, he was Starved to death next to an empty fish basket. The other man carried the fishing rod and continued to suffer from hunger, walking hard step by step towards the seaside. But when he saw the blue ocean not far away, the last bit of strength in his body was exhausted. He could only pass away helplessly with endless regrets.
There were two more hungry people. They also received a fishing rod and a basket of fish from the elder. But they didn't go their separate ways, but agreed to go find the sea together. They only cooked one fish at a time. After a long journey, they came to the seaside. From then on, the two began to fish for a living. , a few years later, they built a house, had their own families, children, built their own fishing boats, and lived a happy and healthy life.
A person who only cares about immediate interests will eventually get short-term happiness; a person has lofty goals, but he must also face the reality of life. Only by organically combining ideals and reality can we become a successful person. Sometimes, a simple truth is enough to give people meaningful life inspiration.
6. When one of Confucius' students was cooking porridge, he found something dirty falling into the pot. He quickly picked it up with a spoon, and when he was about to pour it away, he suddenly thought that both porridge and rice were hard-earned. So he ate it. / Confucius happened to walk into the kitchen, thinking that he was stealing food, so he taught the classmate who was responsible for cooking a lesson. After the explanation, everyone suddenly realized. Confucius said with emotion: "What I saw with my own eyes is not accurate, let alone what I heard from hearsay."
Enlightenment: Sales promotion business is an organizational business, because there are many people and personnel problems Also many. From time to time we hear words that are difficult to distinguish between right and wrong, such as one company attacking another company. This often confuses people and affects confidence. Therefore, find out the truth of the matter instead of easily believing in rumors, so that the career you have worked so hard to build will not be ruined.
7. A scholar came to Beijing for the third time to take the exam and stayed in a store where he often stayed. Two days before the exam, he had three dreams. The first dream was about growing cabbage on the wall. The second dream was about a rainy day. He wore a bamboo hat and held an umbrella. The third dream was about having sex with his beloved. The cousins ??took off their clothes and lay together, but back to back.
These three dreams seemed to have some profound meaning, so the scholar hurriedly went to find a fortune teller to interpret the dreams the next day. When the fortune teller heard this, he slapped his thigh and said, "You'd better go home. Think about it, isn't it a waste of effort to grow vegetables on the high wall? Isn't it unnecessary to wear a hat and hold an umbrella? I stripped naked and lay on the same bed with my cousin. , but back to back, isn’t there no chance?”
When the scholar heard this, he was disheartened and went back to the store to pack his bags and prepare to go home. The shop owner was very strange and asked: "Isn't it the exam tomorrow? Why did you go back to your hometown today?" After the scholar said this, the shop owner was happy: "Oh, I can also interpret dreams. I think, You must stay this time. Think about it, isn’t it good to grow vegetables on the wall? Doesn’t wearing a bamboo hat and holding an umbrella mean that you are well prepared this time? Doesn’t it mean that you are ready for anything when you are naked and lying on the bed with your back? Is the time coming?"
When the scholar heard this, it made more sense, so he took the exam in high spirits and won the top prize.
Positive people are like the sun, which shines brightly wherever it shines. Negative people are like the moon, which is different on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month. Ideas determine our lives. What kind of ideas we have, what kind of future we have.
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