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One,

I was arrested at the airport. Just because I'm greeting my cousin Jack!

I only said "Hi, Jack", but it was loud.

Submitted by Carcelli's family.

Hey, Jack, hijacking.

Second,

There used to be a very tall lady in our town. She wore a dress of size 16. I have known her since she was young, but she is much younger than me.

Why do you think she is wearing size 16?

I guess she's only 8+8.

Submitted by David Trimingham

8 - ate

Third,

A woman was driving on a narrow road. She is knitting at the same time, so she drives slowly.

A man came from behind. He wanted to pass her. He opened the window and shouted, "Pull over! Pull over! "

The lady replied loudly, "no, this is a sweater!" "

Submitted by Britt Bolving Hansen

pullover

Fourth,

Teacher: Lumiko, be careful that your wallet is opened. Someone may take your money!

Rumiko: Oh, no. I left it open so that I could get more money.

Teacher: How can you get more money?

Rumiko: The weather forecast says there will be some changes in our weather!

Submitted by Walter Lowe, also known as "Anonymous"

Change, change

Five,