Who knows that a few short English jokes are urgently needed?

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They come directly from America.

An old lady from China went to a city bank to deposit the dollars her daughter gave her shortly after visiting her daughter in the United States. At the bank counter, the money is real. It makes people lose patience. At last she couldn't help it, and said, "Trust me, sir, and I believe in money. They are real dollars. They are directly from the United States. "

Chinese translation:

Real dollar bills

An old woman from China went to the United States to visit her daughter. Soon after she came back, she went to the bank to deposit the dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the bank clerk carefully checked every bill to see if it was fake. This made the old woman very impatient. Finally, she couldn't help saying, "Trust me, sir, and please trust these bills, too. These are real dollars, brought directly from America. \"

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