Jokes from time to time.

Slap Law: If a woman slaps a man in front of everyone, everyone will think it's the man's fault.

Law of skill: A woman's housekeeping skill is coquetry, and a man's specialty is lying.

Law of Suitability: Few women are suitable for men before marriage, but many women are suitable for men after marriage.

Law of Commitment: A man's commitment is like a epiphyllum, too short, which makes a woman sigh that time flies.

Rule of Judgment: A woman judges a man by the car he drives, and a man judges whether a car attracts a woman.

Law of Pursuit: Women begin to pursue taste after losing their youth; After losing their youth, men began to pursue the youth of others.

Law of charm: attractive women have enough willpower to resist men's attacks and enough charm to prevent men from retreating.

Dress code: if a man wants to capture a woman's heart, he must not dress worse than her; If a woman wants to win her heart, at least she can't dress better than her.

Law of lies: A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime. Women lie to make you feel better, while men lie to make themselves look better.

Law of Difference: There is no difference between a boy with acne and a man with senile plaque.

Law of Tragedy: When a man has smoke and wine, he has a story; When a woman is rich and beautiful, there will be tragedy.

Twilight Law: Women often miss men, and men often miss women.

Law of Control: Women tend to let their emotions control their behaviors, while men will control their emotions with their behaviors.

Law of attraction: the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

Show-off Law: A lady with real temperament never shows off everything she has. She doesn't tell others what books she has read, where she has been, how many clothes she has and what jewelry she has bought, because she has no sense of inferiority.

Law of sense of humor: As a woman, having a sense of humor does not mean that you can tell jokes, but that you can laugh when he tells jokes.

Law of drama and life: men regard life as drama, so it is not unexpected; Women play tricks for their lives, so they cry in the theater.