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What are the words of Datong?

Bullshit! Look at that foodie! Who told you to shout louder? Is it a fight to wait or not? Hurry up and blow the whistle. You are already a grown-up person, what are you talking about? What are you doing? It's okay to wash the carbon and cut it. It's really a cupboard! Then, it's not too troublesome to split the lead! Everyone wants it alone! To tell you a classic story, when I was in high school, there was a girl in my class who was not very good at Mandarin. Go out and find a "Boqi" to get rid of the "cutting". Once I attended a wedding, a buddy asked the girl with a matchstick: "What is this?", the girl said "match", the buddy said: "No, think again", the girl said "matches", the buddy said "That's not right." Later, after MM performed the show, she still couldn't help asking "What on earth is it?", and my buddy said, "Go back and ask your grandma." Later, I couldn't stand MM's pestering, and my buddy said the answer, "This is called Qudeng." "Er", everyone complained. Datong dialects that cannot be found in Mandarin include Gecu, Gesuo, Gexiu (three tones), Gedu, Geqian, Ge Nao, Ge Pao... It appeared in Dream of Red Mansions and the Datong dialect is still there today. The ones used are: Qianzhaizhu and Corpse Spirit. . . Oops, I can’t remember so much at the moment. When I was reading the book, I thought that Mr. Cao had also lived in Datong for eighteen years. It’s so gratifying! So patient! What a great old man! What are the products of Hua Xie, Run Lian, Er Da Tou, and Er Bandi Ye’er? There is a boss who went to a restaurant in Beijing with him: Waiter, get an ash bowl for Gang, This water is too strong. Pour some boiling water. Waiter: ¥#¥...¥— There are scars on each head, white smoke (eyes), cut you, make a supply fan, Ye'er should be Ye you New terms such as individual, outstanding person, include material ghost, Huang'er Huang'er's (quickly), Geji, his! "What are you doing with that little bit of rice?" Just eat the rest at once and don't waste it. The "Ge" sound in Datong dialect is used more often, such as: Gecai, Genao, Geta, Ge'a, Geyou, Geding, Gepao, Gedao, Gela, Geyou, Gepu, Gezha, Ge'ao, Gechu, Gezi, Gelao, Ge'na, Gezha, Gefan, Gechuan, Gejiu, Gesheng, Geche... There are some words that even the Xinhua Dictionary can't look up. There's nothing we can do about it. ! Someone goes to Beijing and uses Datong dialect to ask others where the toilet is? Others don't understand. So Wuzi emboldened himself: Let's speak Mandarin to him too - raising his voice - "Excuse me, where is the thorn?" Others laughed to death. I want to wait for a while. You can turn on the radio. If you pick up the gun, you won't shoot it down; if you pick up the shot, you can make up for it. Look at the confidence of the fans! Then look at the request! If you don’t rub your face properly, look at Noshiro’s confused face. Noshiro! "There is a circle on each tree" "A shame is burned on the clothes" "'Binding' bones" "The Geta is holding cloth" Datong version of Journey to the West: There once was a girl who was placed in front of the gang. He didn't take care of her until he knew that he didn't want her anymore, and then he thought it would be nice to have her. If God could give him another chance, he would say to his daughter: You and Gang! Datong scolding, two people were scolding each other on the streets of Datong. A: If you throw a tantrum, I will definitely kill you! B: What about brushing Sasha? Little man, come on four four! Another bastard, I will kill you! "An apple" is commonly referred to as "ye'er apple" and rubbish is called "a trouble". I once said to a classmate "don't take it with you", and the classmate actually gave me a plastic bag. I was stunned at that time! When I was in high school, my Chinese teacher told me a joke: After a student came home from college during the holidays, his father asked him: When did you come back, little bastard? The son said: It was dark last night. . I went over and gave him a slap in the face and said: When will you come back? My son said: Ye'er Heiye. . I smiled. .

When it doesn't rain, there are coals, and there are many wells and manhole covers. There are cartoons on the walls of the toilets, and paint bags growing on the trees. The girls in Datong are the most classy, ??and the mutton skewers in the street are delicious. . The Datong people use this sarcastic saying of others who are trying to catch mice: You ride ten camels to catch mice, you are so good at it! The Datong people use this sarcastic saying of people who make a big deal out of happy events: You can’t get enough to eat, or you are empty. The plate was almost up and down. After drinking, I couldn't sprinkle it everywhere. I grabbed handfuls of candy. After drinking, you scolded the street. When you finished, you took away two cigarettes from me. People in Datong ridiculed the villains in power like this. Said: What kind of person is this? What kind of heart does the department have to do? It’s a bit of a small power card (but) it can be played, but it’s not good at all! It’s looked down upon! It’s outrageous! It’s so cool! It’s so small (goose) Laying eggs - Jiang Nucha Datong joke: There was a young man who was buying clothes and said to the waiter: "I just bought a white cloth that I brought to Cha'er." The waiter thought that he was asking for a shirt, so he took it. I picked up one piece, but I didn’t see it was a little wrinkled. The young man said, "What’s wrong with this?" The waiter said, "You can pull it and it will stretch out." "Then bring me a monkey tendon." "You want a monkey tendon?" What does Jinzhu (do)?" "Lu Zhu is easy to get."