Russian-Ukrainian war online joke

Sometimes you have to "admire" Japan, a country that really likes to gamble on national luck. In the Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895, Japan put all its eggs in one basket and fought a decisive battle with Beiyang Navy at sea. In the end, he won by gambling, completed the last wave of primitive accumulation of capital with 230 million taels of silver compensated by the Qing government, and officially entered the stage of imperialism. After trying to win by gambling, only 10 years later, Japan succeeded in gambling again in the war against Russia, seized control of the Korean Peninsula, and infiltrated the northeast of China. However, if you win, you lose. In the later World War II, Japanese gamblers brazenly launched a full-scale war of aggression against China. Trapped in the mire, he ventured to sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. In the end, he was defeated like a mountain and river and surrendered unconditionally after eating two atomic bombs.

After World War II, Japan was occupied by the United States, the emperor was put on stilts, and the feudal system was partially destroyed. Under the constraint of the peace constitution, it seems harmless to people and animals, and even it is spit out as a flat fat house without fighting capacity. If I say this is dormancy, some people may not believe me, but just look at their military trends and territorial disputes with other countries in recent years, we know that they have been waiting for a chance to bet. Now's the chance. When the Russian-Ukrainian war broke out, Japan's most feared opponent was involved in the war. The most important thing is that the overall strength of the United States cannot cope with the decline, and it must rely on the cooperation of Japan. This opportunity is rare in a hundred years. If Russia is brought down by the United States this time, Japan will have a chance to make a comeback.

Look how excited Japan is. Long before the Russian attack on Ukraine, Japan called Zelensky many times to donate money and materials to Ukraine. After Russia attacked Ukraine, it became even more restless. Apart from the United States and Britain, Japan is probably the highest jumper at present, and it has spared no effort than the Germans. Japan has announced several rounds of economic sanctions against Russia, including banning the export of high-tech products such as semiconductors to Russia, and even freezing the assets of Putin and Lavrov in Japan. Starting from March 9th, Japan made a complete showdown, directly broke through the restrictions of the peace constitution, and sent transport planes to Ukraine to transport bulletproof vests and military helmets. It can be said that dancing is a pleasure.

If these sanctions are government-level actions, then the following news represents some Japanese public opinion. Due to the rout of the Ukrainian army, Zelensky not only distributed weapons to civilians, but also issued a presidential decree to summon mercenaries, hoping to save himself with the help of external military personnel. An arrow pierced the clouds, and a thousand troops came to meet. When the mercenary's call-up order was issued, the fastest response was not from European countries or the United States, but from Japan thousands of miles away. Can you think of this? At present, 70 Japanese have signed up, 50 of whom are retired self-defense members. Although Japan's move has no impact on the war situation, Russia must be angry.

With the support of public opinion, those senior officials in Japan have nothing to hide. Retired Shinzo Abe began to advocate the so-called "nuclear weapons sharing" theory, hoping that the United States would deploy nuclear weapons to Japan, while the ruling Prime Minister kishida fumio was even more outspoken, claiming that the four northern islands were Japan's inherent territory (meaning illegally occupied by Russia). In fact, both the denuclearization of Japan and the ownership of the four northern islands were stipulated in the international order established after World War II. These two statements of Japan not only challenge Russia's sovereignty, but also defy and provoke the international order after World War II. How can Russia stand it?

This shouldn't have come. Russia's direct combination boxing, against the wind. After Japan was included in the list of unfriendly countries, Russia made several waves of face-to-face output for the four northern islands. On March 9, Putin announced the establishment of a tax-free special zone in the South Kuril Islands (the four northern islands), offering 20-year tax-free preferential treatment to domestic and foreign enterprises investing in this area. Didn't you say this is Japanese territory? I am developing it. Are you hitting me? In the future, more and more Russian enterprises will settle here, and more and more Russians will live here. It is basically impossible for Japan to conduct any negotiations.

Of course, economic development must be backed by military strength. According to the Japanese Defense Ministry, a huge fleet of 10 Russian warships passed through the Tsugaru Strait between Hokkaido Island and Honshu Island on March 1 1. When the main military forces were almost all concentrated in Eastern Europe, Russia also organized a fleet of this size, not only to deter and remind Japan, but also to prevent the United States and Japan from stabbing Russia in the back in the Far East. After all, an open gun is easier to hide than an open enemy, but an open enemy is harder to guard against. That's what Japan did during World War II.

Throughout thousands of years of history, this is the Japanese character, like to take advantage of the fire to rob. Generally speaking, it is to use your illness to kill you. The Wanli Korean War, the Sino-Japanese War, the Russo-Japanese War and the War of Aggression against China all reflected the gambler's mentality. Now Russia's attack on Ukraine is under great pressure from western countries, and Japan will definitely step on it, hoping that this war can completely destroy Russia. The Japanese government actively promotes aid to Ukraine. On the one hand, I want to crush Russia, on the other hand, I want to strengthen the US-Japan alliance. No matter how it is calculated, it will not lose money. The bet won, Russia was happy, Japan got a piece of the action, lost the bet, and continued to lie dormant, waiting for the next gambling opportunity.

The cartoon created by a Russian cartoonist six years ago still applies today.

Unfortunately, there is a saying that Japan has conspirators but lacks strategists. As far as the current situation is concerned, Japan seems to have lost its prestige, and I am afraid that it will lose the gambling game in the end. On the basic military plate, Russia has surrounded Kiev, Kharkov and other big cities, and the north-south pincer offensive can encircle the main force of the Ukrainian army at any time. On the economic and diplomatic level, the tactics that the West can use are basically used up, but the Russian side has not reacted much, because they have been used to being sanctioned since the Crimean incident. On the political level, Ukraine has always called for negotiations, but when it comes to negotiations, all kinds of nonsense can't stand it. Just under the pressure of the United States, I dare not agree at all. In the future, only a few major Russian military operations are needed, and the confidence of the Ukrainian army will be completely defeated. It is only a matter of time before Ukraine accepts the Russian conditions and voluntarily surrenders. If the situation in Ukraine stabilizes, will Japan have good fruit to eat in the future? We have to guard against such a country that likes to hit people when they are down.

As of March 9, the latest progress of the Russian army