What did Li Dazui say in Chapter 57 of Wulin Gaiden? Where did it come from?

Chapter 57 Li Dazui pretends to be a crazy egg hatcher and shopkeeper Tong holds a banquet set problem

Characters (abbreviations in brackets)

Tong Xiangyu (Tong)— — Yan Ni

Bai Zhantang (Bai) — Sha Yi

Guo Furong (Guo) — Yao Chen

Lu Xiucai (Lu) — Yu Entai

Zhu Wushuang (double) - Ni Hongjie

Li Dazui (mouth) - Jiang Chao

Mo Xiaobei (bei) - Wang Shasha

Yan Xiaoliu (sixth) - Xiao Jian

Shopkeeper Xie (Xie) - Zhou Xiaogang

(Lobby, day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Zui, 6)

Xiao Guo was sprinkling water, Lao Bai was waiting in the hall, and the scholar was busy writing. After Xiao Guo saw it, he pretended to clean the wine cabinet and took the opportunity to peek at the scholar, but the scholar refused to look

Guo: What are you hiding? Take it out.

Lu: I haven’t finished it yet. I’ll show it to you after I finish it.

Guo: (Snatching it and reciting it) The wind brings lovesickness to the embroidery bed...

Lv: The night comes to promote the weaving and the weaving will be in pairs.

Guo: To promote weaving?

Lu: They are crickets, or crickets, in pairs. Just like the two of us.

Guo: Go, (walk towards the table, reading while walking) Xianqing is sitting at the pen, looking at the beautiful woman with a smile... Why is there no one behind the beautiful woman?

Lu: I haven’t thought about it yet, maybe you can give me some advice.

Tong: (coming down from upstairs) I suggest that neither of you receive the monthly payment this month.

Bai: What’s the use of writing sour poems in broad daylight if you don’t work hard.

Guo: Please, brother, if you feel sour grapes, don’t be too lazy. If you have the ability, write a song for the shopkeeper.

Bai: Hey, we don’t have to write that. Toy, the key depends on action, right? Yu

Tong: Just pinch your back first.

Bai: Good luck.

Guo: Ouch, this is called hurting people, Brother Hou, come on!

Lu: Oh oh oh (stretch out your feet)

Bai: Form is of no use, the key is the connotation (stretch your hands) This is called hurting someone.

Tong: Ouch - it hurts.

Guo: Does it hurt?

Tong: (Forcing a smile without smiling) This is how you love others. Young people should learn more.

Guo: Why don’t you just love others? Who can’t? (Twist them hard) Scholar’s ??legs)

Lu: Ah——! (The diners stood up and wanted to dodge)

Bai: Don’t run away (kneaded the shopkeeper hard)

Lao Bai and Xiao Guo moved their facial features and pinched harder and harder. The shopkeeper and the scholar looked like they were being tortured Usually, Xiaoliu comes in from the door

Liu: What’s going on? What’s going on? What’s going on? (Everyone stops shouting)

Bai: It’s okay.

Tong: It’s okay. Is something wrong with you?

Six: Are you really okay? (Going inside) Well, I have great news to announce. I just received notification from above that Eunuch Cao has been dismissed from his post and is under investigation!

Everyone cheered, and the diners ran out in fright. Xiangyu wanted to say hello, but Zhantang stopped him. Xiaoliu stood on the stool and picked up the knife and pretended to play Beth. Da Zui ran out

Zi Zui: (pull Xiaoliu) What’s wrong? What’s wrong?

Six: Eunuch Cao stepped down, and all his followers were in bad luck.

Mouth: Oh my God, I have finally waited for this day. yeah! (Turns to the shopkeeper) Shopkeeper, in order to celebrate this great event, can I take a few days off?

Tong: No, your family leave has long been used up.

Zui: My mother has not been in good health recently.

Bai: Your mother is not feeling well.

Zui: What does it have to do with me talking to the shopkeeper? The shopkeeper...

Tong: Oops, just talk and don't do anything, be careful if we pick you up in the showroom.

Bai: Let go.

Zui: Just do it, as long as it allows me to fake it to death. If that doesn’t work, I’ll ask for sick leave.

Tong: Ouch (gets up and looks at Dazuikou and eyes) The disease is not serious yet. Find a doctor in the exhibition hall. If you are sick, I will pay for the medical expenses. But if you are not sick, the consultation fee will be huge. Mouth comes out

Bai: Double

Zui: The shopkeeper’s...

Tong: Stop talking (Xiao Liu drinks water and is startled) I want to ask for leave , unless I die.

Six: (Throwing the bowl) It’s inhumane.

Mouth: Inhumane.

Six: On such a happy day, I want to go back and see my mother. Is it wrong? Is it wrong? Is it wrong?

Tong: It’s not wrong, but he goes back three or four times a month, and he doesn’t go back for at least five or six days. This is not appropriate.

Bai: Not quite appropriate, right?

Mouth: That, shopkeeper, I promise this is the last time.

Six: Everyone guarantees it.

Guo: He guarantees it every time, and sometimes even swears poison.

Zui: I know I am a person without credibility, but this time I swear on my character.

Audience: The thirty-eighth time.

Mouth: I swear on my life.

Audience: Sixty-fifth time.

Zui: (hugging Xiao Liutou) I swear on my next generation.

Tong: OK, OK, wait until you have the next generation first. (Big Mouth runs out) Where are you going?

Zui: (goes to the door and picks up the basket) I'm going to buy groceries. Sooner or later I will give birth to the number one scholar and I will make you mad to death. (Turns around and goes out) Will the next generation come soon? What’s so great about it? I’ll wait until Huilan comes back. Once I get married and buy a house, I’ll be happy. (Saw a two-person sedan and shopkeeper Xie at the street corner) Wait a minute, wait a minute, who is sitting in this sedan?

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2 Episode 57 Scenario Li Dazui pretends to be crazy about hatching eggs and shopkeeper Tong holds a banquet to set up a difficult problem (completed)

Xie: My dad.

Zui: Huh? Didn’t your father die at the end of last year?

Xie: But he is better than my father.

Zui: Who is it?

Xie: My new recruit.

Zui: Look at this, it all sounds new. The clerk is sitting in a sedan chair and the shopkeeper is strolling behind. Who would believe this? What's going on?

Xie: Forget it, something happened just three days after we were recruited. Big mouth, I almost collapsed.

Mouth: I am sorry and sorry, what is going on?

Xie: Isn’t this involved?

Mouth: Are you taking the blame?

Xie: Isn’t that right? By the way, let me tell you, shopkeeper Tong, that you have to be careful when recruiting people in the future. If someone is sick, you will be keeping him for the rest of your life. Bar. Not to mention anything else, for the medical expenses, this number, this number, this number, this number, this number (making a fist gesture while talking).

Mouth: OK, OK, (grab shopkeeper Xie’s hand) Don’t punch, don’t punch, it’s time for us to drink.

Xie: What are you drinking? My grocery store has almost turned into a drug store. I'm telling you, if you don't do any work, you'll still get paid. You can't deal with it even if you eat and drink a little, and you'll get sick if you deal with it. You said that even my tens of thousands of dollars of wealth has to be ruined by him, let me tell you. (Prayer) Bodhisattva bless you and don’t get sick again. No, I have to go back.

Mouth: Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, what disease do you have?

Xie: (Put it close to Big Mouth’s ear) Crazy. I have to go back. (Running down)

Zui: Crazy?

(Backyard, day, double, six)

Wushuang was washing clothes, Xiaoliu opened the door curtain and came over

Liu: I’ll come, I’ll come, I’ll come. (Grabs the wet clothes and wrings them out) Wushuang, ever since Father-in-law Zhan left, (Wushuang glared at her) Guard Zhan, Guard Zhan, you have been asking for leave since Father-in-law Zhan left.

(Hanging clothes) Magistrate Lou has asked me several times, but I don’t even know how to tell him. If you say there is something wrong with what I did, you can just say it and don't be passive and slow down your work.

Shuang: I don’t. I'm just confused and want to be quiet. (Want to dry clothes)

Six: (Grabbing Wushuang’s wet clothes) I’ll come, I’ll come, I’ll come, you rest, you rest.

Shuang: What if I am willing to go back?

Six: Any request, as long as you can name it, I can do it.

Shuang: That’s good. First, don’t let me be your compliment in the future.

Six: Praise? What do you mean?

Shuang: If you just say something casually, I will help you. This is no different from being an idiot.

Six: Stop being an idiot. What about second?

Shuang: My uniform is too ugly. It doesn't matter if I'm personally ugly, but it's not good if I lose the yamen's face.

Six: Yes. In this way, after I go back, I will ask Lou Zhixian for instructions. From now on, you must not wear uniforms. Starting today, I am in the light and you are in the dark, and the bonus for catching the thief is half and half...

Shuang: Yeah! The last thing is, don’t draw your sword easily again in the future.

Six: (claps hands) That’s right, you sit down, you sit down, let me tell you, after what happened last time, I really learned a lot

Shuang: What have you learned?

Six: Being a detective relies on being calm and calm, and not being surprised when things happen. Even we are panicking, so what should the common people do?

Shuang: (Surprise) Wow, that’s so good. Let’s go on.

Six: So, from now on, no matter what happens, no matter how big it is, I won’t say a word and just pay for it. (Take out a pipe pot)

Shuang: What is this?

Six: Tobacco pouch pot. From now on I will no longer draw the knife at every turn. When something happens, I just pick this up, and I can’t just hold it in my mouth.

Shuang: Why?

Six: Smoking is harmful to health. It can cause lung cancer, liver cancer, rectal cancer, gastritis, enteritis, tracheitis...

Shuang: OK, OK, then you have this in your mouth, what should I do?

Six: Observe words and colors. When you look at me holding this in my mouth, I am actually thinking, and its function is equivalent to the human brain. And you must serve as the eyes and ears, collect all the information and provide it to me for my analysis. (Wushuang understood) I'll practice first. (Starts to smoke pot)

(Lobby, day, Tong, Bai, Guo, Zui)

Xiang Yu looks out at the door

Tong: Die Big mouth, buy some groceries now, if you can, don’t come back.

Guo: Huh, maybe, they have arrived at Lijiagou now.

Tong: If he dares, kill him first and show him later. He doesn’t want to receive monthly money.

Zui: Who are you talking about? Who doesn’t want to receive the monthly payment?

Bai: Yeah, Big Mouth is back. Show me what you have in your hand.

Zui: Be careful. If you crush it, I will make you pay for your life. You know how to pay for it.

Bai: Just a sample...

Tong: Comrade Li Xiulian, this is the dish you bought, right?

Mouth: Ah, look, how fresh it is.

Tong: It’s really fresh. You can buy one carrot, two cucumbers, and three large cloves of garlic (throw it into the vegetable basket).

Zui: No, I also want to come back quickly, but it can’t move fast with something in my hand.

Bai: Then it’s just an egg, that’s all.

Zui: Now that things have happened, I can’t hide it from you anymore. I’m going to be a father soon.

(Everyone was stunned for a moment, then started to laugh)

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3 Chapter 57 Script Li Dazui pretends to be crazy about hatching eggs and shopkeeper Tong holds a banquet to solve the problem (completed)

Tong: When did you marry your wife, hahaha.

Zui: Who said anything about my wife?

Bai: If you don’t marry a wife, you will become a father?

Mouth: Yeah.

Bai: Pull it down, I haven’t heard of it, hahaha.

Mouth: Smile, what are you laughing at? No, have you seen this egg? This is not an ordinary egg. In three days the child will hatch, and let me tell you, it will still be a boy.

Tong; Congratulations, congratulations, are you going to take a few days off to look after your children?

Big Mouth: Is it really possible?

Tong: Yes.

Mouth: Hey——!

Tong: Then I’m just like me. I’ll go back to the house and do your work. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I’ll be careful about you.

Zui: No matter how much you like me, I will order this child.

Tong: Oh, you want it, you want it, you want it. Hey, I’ll say hello when you hatch. I'll prepare a big red envelope for your child.

Zui: There is no need for red envelopes. You can just help the children get some clothes and pants later, okay?

Tong: OK, OK.

Zui: That scholar, don’t forget to name your child when the time comes.

Guo: That’s easy to handle. Since it’s hatched, let’s lay the egg.

Mouth: Too vulgar, and too unpleasant to listen to. Let me tell you, the name should be something that sounds nice and easy to remember, and the more festive the better.

Guo: Just call me Li Xiqing.

Zui: Huh?

Guo: Or Li Qingxi, hahaha.

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The scene switches to dinner, Dazui stares at the eggs without eating

Tong: Dazui, why don’t you eat?

Zui: From now on, I will never eat eggs again. I have no choice, for the sake of my children.

Tong: Li Xiulian, I will give you one last chance to return to normal immediately, otherwise, you will never ask for leave in this life.

Zui: No, shopkeeper, can you have some sympathy?

Tong: (raises voice) Li Xiulian!

Bai: Stop quarreling, stop quarreling, it’s okay (big mouth), come here. Let me tell you, it's almost done, this trick is useless for the shopkeeper.

Zui: No, you also think I’m lying to you, right?

Bai: You’re not done yet, aren’t you? There’s no end to your fun, aren’t you?

Zui: Who is kidding? Have you ever been a father? Do you know what father's love is like? Do you know how great father's love is? Can you understand the joy that a new life is about to be born? ?

Lao Bai looked at everyone. The others were motionless as if their acupuncture points had been tapped, with blank faces on their faces

Bai: I give you a very solemn word: Get out! I'm telling you, if you keep doing this, I'm going to throw this broken egg away from you (bite Old White's finger with a big mouth). Guo: Huh? What are you doing? Are you crazy?

Bai: Li Dazui, are you crazy?

Mouth: (Psychological activity: finally getting to the point) I’m not crazy, who says I’m crazy? Why do you think I’m crazy? Let me tell you, I’m normal. I’m not crazy. I want to You are a father, do you know? Qingxi, did you hear dad talking to you? Be good, Qingxi, take your time. (Entering the kitchen, everyone stared at Dazui from the left. After Dazui entered the kitchen, everyone quickly turned to the right. Suddenly Dazui Rushed out again)

Mouth: (crazily) Ahhhhhh! (Everyone leaned back, and Dazui slowly entered the kitchen)

Bai: Come and eat.

(Everyone sat down to eat, Xiang Yu was thoughtful again)

(Lobby, day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu)

The shopkeeper came to stroll Go, Wushuang and Xiaoliu are waiting nearby, it seems they are about to start a trial

Tong: (pacing and talking) Conspiracy, this is definitely a conspiracy.

Bai: Even if it is a conspiracy, the question is what is he trying to do?

Tong: How could I know? If it's just to ask for two days off, the news is too big.

Six: Are you sure he is really crazy?

Guo: Definitely and definitely. Really, you didn't see that scene just now.

Bai: I don’t think so. As the saying goes, a lie repeated a thousand times becomes the truth. Li Dazui wanted to deceive us at first, but he deceived himself. There are people like this in the world, who take their panic seriously as they talk.

Shuang: That’s Li Dazui. I believe you do this, and he does that. .

Lu: Is it possible that you took some kind of medicine? Is there any medicine in the world that makes people confused as soon as they take it?

Bai: Okay, who can give him that good medicine?

Tong: That’s right, he’s just a cook and has no background, so people are interested in him.

Six: (Slamming the table, startling everyone, and feeling pain in his hand) Don’t worry about the picture for now. Since it’s medicine, it’s poisoning. (Excited) Hahaha, (runs to the door) Master, Xiaoliu has finally waited for the big case!

Shuang: (pull back to Xiaoliu) Hey, hey, hey, I’m just assuming, and I haven’t really taken the medicine.

Six: I don’t care. Anyway, these are extraordinary times. All matters in the store will be arranged by me. The relevant people in the store are assigned to me. (draws the knife) Help me take care of my seventh uncle and grandpa! (The diners ran away)

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Tong :Xiao Liu, it’s already messy enough, so don’t make it any more messy.

Bai: Just stop making trouble.

Tong: The scholar hurried to each house to collect money. (The scholar is about to go out)

Six: (holding a knife) No one is allowed to go!

Shuang: Okay, okay, knife, knife, knife. (Grabbing Xiao Liu’s knife)

Six: (Took out the pipe pot, everyone looked at him with strange eyes) According to this arrester’s point of view, all crimes can be summed up in the following six words.

Shuang: What six words?

Six: (talking while smoking a pot) time, place and people.

Bai: Aren’t these eight characters? (Xiao Liu glared) You say it, go on.

Six: (The smoking bag pot is working hard, everyone’s eyes are even more strange) It’s not convenient to talk in this place, let’s talk in a quiet place. Wushuang, holding a knife, escorted them away.

Shuang: (waving the knife) Oh, let’s go, let’s go.

(Female dormitory, day, Tong, Bai, Lu, Guo, Shuang, Liu, Bei)

Xiao Liu was sitting at the door holding a pipe, Wu Shuang was standing next to him with a knife. While the others were sitting in a row on the bed

Six: Let’s talk about time first, when did Big Mouth start to act abnormally?

Tong: (Holding Xiaobei) Everything was fine this morning.

Six: In other words, the crime was committed last night.

Shuang: Why was it last night?

Six: Do you think that if you administer the medicine in the dark at night, the reaction will only occur during the day?

Guo: Excuse me, why wasn’t it the night before yesterday? (Xiao Liu knocks on the table)

Guo Zhu: Cut~~

Bai: Okay, okay, calm down for a while, Yan Captou continued.

Six: Let’s talk about the location. There is no doubt that the location where this case occurred is in this sinful inn.

Double: Please tell me why it is a sinful inn.

Six: Big mouth, what a good person, honest, brave, hard-working and kind.

Tong: Can you change the word for hard work?

Six: You are the shopkeeper, you decide. Our cute and pitiful big mouth was harmed like this for no reason. How should he deal with himself in the future? How should he face his relatives and friends? How can he be so embarrassed? (Spreading his hands)

Bai: Xiaoliu is good now, and can use idioms (Xiaoliu turns around and glares) I can do it.

Six: (Getting closer to Wushuang) Have you mentioned the time and place? It’s time to talk about it next.

Double: Character.

Six: Now let’s talk about the characters. If I guess correctly, the suspect is among you.

Tong: What do you mean?

Six: I doubt you.

Bei: Eh-

Shuang: Excuse me... Hey, you didn't take the wrong medicine, did you?

Six: (stupefied for a while) This is a good question. I don’t know if everyone noticed it, but the topic turned back to medicine (everyone was helpless) The interrogation will begin next, Wushuang, take them into custody. Go to the courtyard.

Shuang: Oh.

Guo: Hey, you are not afraid that we will abscond in fear of crime.

Six: Then lock yourself in the room first, and I will go to the courtyard to interrogate.

Shuang: Oh, do you want to tie it up first?

Six: What about this question? (Everyone made different moves one after another) Uh...well, considering our past friendship, we don’t need to tie him up for now. I’m just trying to show my kindness, but please don’t spread the word.

Bei: But I still have to go to school.

Six: Little sister, you'd better not move around, otherwise I will suspect that you are absconding in fear of crime. (Pull Xiaobei) Come with me and interrogate you first.

Bei: Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, sister Xiao Guo...

Tong: Don't be afraid.

Bai: Let him struggle. He won’t be able to stop without some stirring.

Shuang: Hey, hey, no talking without permission, otherwise I will think you are colluding in the confession. (Xiao Guo stood up and stretched his muscles) If you are hungry, just say, I will fry spring rolls for everyone.

(Backyard, day, Lu, Shuang, Liu)

Xiao Liu sat by the well smoking a pot and the scholar squatted in front of the millstone. Xiaoliu yawned

Lu: Do you have any more questions? I haven't settled any of today's accounts yet.

Six: What do you mean?

Lu: Stop sucking. Stop sucking. You have asked me a lot of questions, and you have asked me my last name seven or eight times.

Six: That is my right. Please tell me your last name quickly!

Lu: (sighed) My surname is Lu, my name is Lu Qinghou, and everyone calls me Lu Xiucai.

Six: You and Da Zui are in the same room, why didn’t you notice anything unusual?

Lu: This is the eighth chapter...

Six: Huh?

Lu: No.

Six: (jumping down from the edge of the well) Then why did you say it was poisoning?

Lu: What?

Six: Why is it said to be poisoning?

Lu: You said poisoning, I said taking medicine!

Six: Is there a difference? Do you know why they let them all go and left you alone? (Xiucai shook his head) It’s because you are the most suspected of committing the crime! (Xiucai fell down, Xiaoliu sat back sucking on his pipe)

Lv: Okay, okay, let’s do whatever it takes, you want to catch me, or I’ll leave if you don’t. (Go)

Six: Stop, don’t force me to draw the sword! (The scholar came back in a hurry) Let me tell you, honestly explain all the suspicions of the crime, and no one will care about you wherever you like.

(Sucking the cigarette bag backwards)

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Lu: Ouch, I knocked it down.

Six: (turning the tobacco bag forward) Hurry up!

Lu: OK, I was the one who administered the poison. What’s wrong?

Six: (Happy) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... you finally admit it? Yeah!

Lu: Okay, okay, do your best, do your best, I know you want to solve the case, but Big Mouth is living well and no one reports the case. I just admit it. Can you file a case?

Six: (face darkened) Yes... Master, Master, why is it so difficult to solve a case? If I had known this, I might as well have gone to the countryside to play the suona, and at least I could say thank you twice. It’s better now...

Xiao Liu sat slumped on the edge of the well and talked to himself, Wu Shuang came out

Double: It’s not good, it’s not good, he’s big mouth, he’s big mouth, he’s...

Six: What’s wrong? Dead? (overjoyed) Hahahahaha! The case can finally be filed! Haha... (sensing something was wrong, he immediately changed into a sad expression) My poor big mouth! (Crying on the millstone)

Shuang: What a mess, Big Mouth is crazy!

Six: Crazy? Hasn't he gone crazy long ago?

Double: This time he is even crazier. He stares at the egg all day long and does nothing. The shopkeeper gets angry when he sees it and snatches it away. Big Mouth gets furious on the spot and is now carrying bricks everywhere. Hunting.

Six: Take a look quickly! (Three people run into the house)

Intermission: Watch the play notes. The shopkeeper, Xiao Guo, and Wu Shuang were watching the play, their expressions changing from gloomy to clear. The meaning of this paragraph was very vague. Could it mean that there are a thousand Hamlets in the eyes of a thousand people?

(Lobby, day, Tong, Bai, Shuang, Zui, Liu)

A group of people seemed to be playing eagle to catch the chicken, with their big mouths holding a tofu to make a desperate gesture, others The man was hiding behind Xiaoliu and circling the table

Bai: What are you doing?

Six: (Raising the knife) Waaaaaaah...

Bai: Sunflower acupuncture hand! (biu biu, Xiao Liu stood there gritting his teeth and staring)

Shuang: Senior brother, why did you light him up?

Bai: Big Mouth is already crazy, won’t he get even crazier when he screams?

Mouth: Tong Xiangyu, return the joy to me like a fool.

Tong: Put down the tofu first!

Zui: I-you... (want to smash it)

Tong: (throws the egg) Ah! Give it back to you! (Big Mouth didn’t catch it, and the egg fell to the ground and broke into pieces) Uh... just smash me to death...

Zui: I——(want to smash it again)

Shuang: ( More than two meters away) Sunflower acupuncture point hand! (biu was stunned)

Bai: Wushuang, when did you learn to tap acupoints from afar?

Shuang: Ouch, how can I tap acupuncture points in the air? This is a conditioned reflex. Come on, come on, move!

Zui: Yeah--(biu biu)

Shuang: Look, this is really the point.

Bai: (Photo: Xiaoliu) Sunflower acupuncture hand! (pu pu)

Six: (Touching the big mouth) Really clicked, okay, take it back to the Yamen to await trial, and I'll go get the shackles.

Tong: Hey, Xiaoliu, Xiaoliu, why do you want to take it back to the Yamen?

Six: He is so crazy. If he is not locked up, what will happen if he hurts people?

Tong: How about locking him up in my store and observing him for two days? If he dares to hurt anyone again, I will personally send him to the Yamen, okay?

Six: That’s okay, but you have to wear shackles.

Tong: He is not a prisoner.

Six: Crazy! What should I do if I hurt someone? This is also for the safety of the people. Wait, I'll get the shackles.

(Going out)

(Female dormitory, night, mouth, six)

Xiao Liu kicked Dazui into the house with a yoke hanging on Dazui's neck (strange , why did you leave Big Mouth here? )

Zui: Why are you cuffing me? Why are you cuffing me?

Six: Sit there, sit there! Are you going to be cuffed? You have committed murder and hurt people, so if you don't cuff who will you cuff?

Mouth: Didn’t I smash it? If I really want to commit murder, wouldn't it be over if I just grab a kitchen knife?

Six: (pulls out the knife) Do you still dare to take a kitchen knife to you?

Mouth: (hiding) No, no, no... I don’t dare, I don’t dare! I wasn't just joking with everyone.

Six: Let me ask you, what is this? (Referring to face)

Mouth: where is the face.

Six: This is not a foot!

Zui: What do you mean?

Six: What does it mean? These two don’t have corns! When I can't see clearly, just stay calm and let's talk about it tomorrow. (Going to leave)

Zui: No...six! six! Six six six six six!

Six: What, what?

Zui: Listen to my explanation...

Six: Explain it, explain it, do you still want it?

Mouth: I don’t have a good brain...

Six: I know, I don’t have a brain either, but I didn’t commit any crime, I didn’t commit any crime...

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Zui: I’m not talking about stupidity!

Six: You, you... you are stupid, you!

Zui: I’m talking about crazy, you know that, right? I'm crazy, I just lost control of my behavior.

Six: Nonsense, why should I cuff you if you don’t lose control?

Zui: Then the shopkeeper Xie is also crazy, so nothing is wrong. Delicious food and good drinks are served, and every penny of wages is a lot of money.

Six: Who did you hear this from?

Zui: Thank you, shopkeeper, for telling me this morning.

Six: You must be a footman. As far as I know, Shopkeeper Xie’s guy has epilepsy.

Zi: Isn’t epilepsy also crazy?

Six: Your hands and feet are twitching and you are frothing at the mouth. (Imitating facial paralysis) You are holding a weapon and deliberately hurting others. Can this be the same?

Author: Yang Yijia 2006-12-1 21:18 Reply to this statement

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6 Chapter 57 Scenario Li Dazui pretends to be crazy about hatching eggs and shopkeeper Tong holds a banquet set problem (completed)

Mouth: Oh, my God ,Tofu! Can that thing be considered a murder weapon?

Six: Why can’t tofu be considered a murder weapon? (Pressing the big mouth down again) You have rough skin and thick flesh, so of course tofu doesn’t count, but Shopkeeper Tong’s has thin skin and tender flesh. If you drop the tofu, won’t you smash it half to death?

Zui: No...

Six: How do you say something...

Zui: Which sentence?

Six: Killed on tofu.

Zui: How to say it?

Six; lessons learned from past mistakes! (Going to leave)

Mouth: No... Six six six six... (Xiao Liu draws his knife) OK, you go back first. See you tomorrow. Pay attention to safety on the road and don't get into traffic accidents. (Xiao Liu comes out, and the big mouth starts hitting the pillar again) Epilepsy, epilepsy, epilepsy...

(Lobby, night, Tong, Bai, Guo)

The shopkeeper sat in despair, his eyes dull, and he kept sighing. Xiao Guo also pretended to imitate the shopkeeper

Tong, Guo: Alas... Alas...

Guo: Oops, It's okay, don't worry so much, okay? Since no one was hurt, there will definitely not be a harsh sentence.

Tong: Sigh...I'm not worried about this, I'm just worried that he will get more and more crazy.

Guo: (relatively firm) No, (a little unsure) probably not...

Bai: (sit over) Yeah, yeah! Could Big Mouth have the legendary dementia?

Tong: What are you talking about? (To Xiao Guo) Tell me, why did Big Mouth suddenly become like this?

Guo: I am forced by you. If someone wants to take leave, you will refuse. Da Zui has a stubborn mind. (Eyed with joy) The more I think about it, the more anxious I become. The more anxious I become, the angrier I get. The more...

Bai: Okay! Xiangyu is already in a hurry, so don't make things worse.

Tong: Alas, Xiao Guo is right. Big Mouth may have really been driven crazy by me.

Bai: Impossible, Xiangyu, Big Mouth is not as fragile as we thought.

Tong: But is there any other explanation besides this reason? I was wrong, I was really wrong, I should not have married from the beginning, (the expressions of Lao Bai and Xiao Guo gradually became painful), if I did not marry, my husband would not die, if my husband... …

Bai: Okay, okay! Just those few words, I will get a better doctor tomorrow morning.

Tong: It must be the best and the most expensive.

Guo: The best may not necessarily be the most expensive, right? (Pokes his nose with chopsticks)

Bai: Take it off!

Tong: I don’t care, as long as Dazui’s madness can be cured, Dazui is my good brother. As long as my brother’s madness can be cured, I will go bankrupt without hesitation! (Go upstairs)

Guo: Ho, ho, ho... Is this still her? (Lao Bai also had a puzzled look on his face)

(Female dormitory, night, Tong, Guo, Zui)

Dazui was leaning against the pillar, sleeping like a mess, snoring like a mountain. Usually, the shopkeeper and Xiao Guo come in carrying vegetable baskets

Tong: Dazui, wake up, Dazui?

Zui: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Guo: Big mouth, I’m getting paid!

Zui: (jumps up suddenly) Huh? (Seeing the shopkeeper) Oh my god, shopkeeper, (crying) You are here!

Tong: Big mouth, don’t cry, don’t cry. If you cry, I will cry too.

Zui: Shopkeeper, I beg you, please discuss with Xiao Liu and take off my shackles, my neck is almost broken from fatigue...

Guo: He has taken off the shackles for you. What if you want to commit violence and hurt others again?

Mouth: (hurriedly) I’m fine now, I’m not crazy, I’m normal, you know, right? (Running after Xiao Guo) Which lunatic have you seen who talks as logically as me? (Xiao Guo was so frightened that he hid behind the shopkeeper)

Tong: Dazui, Dazui, I know you want to go out, but for the safety of the people in the town, I have to wrong you first.

Guo: (trembling) Big mouth, that midnight snack was made by Wushuang himself. Just stay well and I’ll see you later. (Trying to run away with the shopkeeper)

Zui: No, no! Hehehe, shopkeeper, actually, let me tell you, I was just pretending to be crazy.

Tong: I hope so too. It would be great if you wanted to pretend.

Mouth: (Urgent) I’m really just pretending, the shopkeeper, just to ask for leave, that’s what it’s like, my mother, she’s been in poor health recently, and she’s always telling me: I I'm old, it's only a few days, you should take more time to come back and see me. Why don’t I ask for leave from you, and you won’t allow me to take leave? Then if I get anxious, get angry, or get stuck, won’t I just... won’t I just get over it...

Tong: (His face suddenly darkened) Why didn’t you tell me earlier?

Zui: I asked you for leave, but you refused without even listening. What can I do...

Tong: Well, since you are pretending to be crazy , then I’ll tell Xiaoliu.

Zui: Thank you, shopkeeper.

Tong: Let him lock you up for two more days as punishment.

(To Xiao Guo) Withdraw!

Zui: Don’t, don’t, don’t… Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, let me tell you… Big mouth knows your mistake! ah! (No one agreed, Dazui turned around and saw the vegetable basket) What kind of food did you bring? (Put your head on top of the basket lid)

(Lobby, daytime, Tong, Bai, Guo, Shuang, Liu)

Xiao Liu is sitting at the door,