A joke caused by mispronouncing Chinese characters

1,) go further! "Cried the county magistrate, and the prisoner took a step back. "Further back!" The prisoner took another step back. "In the future! The official asked you why you didn't answer! " "If you go back to an adult, the younger one is called Ran Zhu Jun. If you take a step back, it's over."

2) Three prisoners stood in front of the county magistrate, who said to the first prisoner, "You! Turn the bucket! " The first prisoner was so frightened that he had to turn a bucket over. The county magistrate was furious and ordered him to hit his 15 board everywhere. At this time, Bao asked in a low voice, Sir, his name is Pan. The county magistrate also called the second female prisoner humanitarian: you! Shi Ye! The female prisoner had no choice but to do a somersault. The county magistrate hit her angrily 15, and the master said, Sir, it should be called Mr. Mo. The county magistrate said, I told you so! Ha ha. Just as he was about to ask the third prisoner, the master said, Sir, this prisoner's name is Xin Hu. The county magistrate said, haha, thanks to your reminding, I almost called him dad just now!

Snacks ye food stall

In the evening 1 1: 30, I will be online. Hemingway suddenly called and asked me to have dinner. Afraid I won't go, drive to pick me up. Come on! I can't hide! Let's go

"You don't come to pick up, I drive myself. Where to go? "

"How about the supper stand?"

"ha! Are you tired of eating in the restaurant? "

"Hey hey!"

I have an appointment to meet at the beach snack stand in Hong Kong. Hemingway is the representative of large American multinational companies in China, and he treats people well. I worked in China for a year and studied Chinese with me for a year. He has a good sense of language and has a special ability in learning languages. He has been to many countries and learned many "foreign languages". Although he is not proficient in everything, he can at least use it. He thinks Chinese is the most difficult language to learn in the world. While learning Chinese, he also played many classic jokes. Although I stumbled, I learned very well.

We arrived almost at the same time, and I chose a cleaner and better food stall.

Who knows that just entering the door, Hemingway shouted in fluent Chinese:

"Boss! Is the urine fried rice delicious? "

You scared me! I quickly stopped him:

"What? ..... What do you mean? " (what? What do you mean? )

After waiting for a while, the shopkeeper looked at Hemingway intently. All the guests looked this way. Others said:

"A foreigner has come to make trouble!" "Hit him!"

Looking at everyone's puzzled eyes, Hemingway ran to the door in three steps and two steps, carried in a big brand and put it in the hall. Write:

Urine.

fried rice

Everyone froze for five seconds, then burst into laughter.

Anti-release access

Homophonic joke: once there was a meeting in the village, because of the homonym, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't paste melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Let's have a meeting now. The host said, "Sausage and melon for pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. The township head said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is chinemys reevesii." Comrades and villagers, enough food for today. Let's all use big bowls. The head of the township said, don't be stubborn, I'll pick up a lump of shit and lick it for you. Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. )