Who has a joke? Tell me about it.

classic joke: a man in the closet is sad-he comes home from work and finds a man in the closet.

duped-my wife said that he came to visit the wardrobe and believed it.

stupidity-treat this man warmly, have tea and chat with him, and tell him to come and play often after he leaves.

Wake up-after he left, it suddenly occurred to him that the man had visited the wardrobe five times this month.

Furious-when he left, he borrowed 5 yuan from me.

I'm glad-the man is a big man. If he had just started, he would have been lucky.

Comfort-first curse why he didn't suffocate in the closet, and then punch and kick in the air to vent his anger.

Bad luck-I broke my back when I "beat" him.

Lucky-I found a sock left by the man in the closet, which is my favorite color.

what a pity-I can't find the other one.

revenge-sprayed a lot of roofies in the closet.

Mistake-I accidentally inhaled ecstasy, and was in a coma for two days, and my bonus was deducted.

harvest-when I came home from work, I found the door locked, and no one answered the door after knocking for a long time.

prey-after entering the door, he rushed to the closet and found something.

accident-there is another man lying in the cupboard, who is the manager of our company.

dialogue-why is the manager in our house?

the manager came to our house to inspect your life! Did he say anything?

Everything he said is fine, except that the wardrobe is too small and stuffy. We can consider the company's funding to repair it.

Disappointed-after the manager left, he searched the wardrobe for a long time and made sure that the old boy didn't leave anything behind. What a fool! ! !

opportunity-the manager will have a meeting that day, and the manager's wife invited me to her house.

miscalculation-the manager came back early, and it suddenly occurred to him that the manager's "meeting" could not be held when his wife went back to her mother's house today.

helpless-it seems that the manager's wardrobe will also be visited.

I happened to meet two colleagues in the manager's closet.

*** Knowledge-We all agree that the wardrobe in the manager's house is really good, big and spacious, and the air is good, so it's no problem to hide a few more people.

Admire-when the manager opened the closet and saw us, he simply said, "Why, there are only three people today."

I understand-I finally know why people are managers and we are just clerks. Look at their metrics.