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I bought a new mobile phone number and wanted to find a funny sentence to send in groups.

1, new number, new weather, I am XX, never turn off my phone, always in the service area. Welcome to invite me to dinner.

2. Hello, I'm XX. I've always been cautious about changing the number. I choose my own number, I am responsible for it, and it is easy for everyone to remember. XXXXX, made by China Mobile/China Unicom, is in line with the taste of China population. I'll use it later.

The last number of 3.XX was killed in the front line. This is XXXX's new number. After using it, people grow taller and have a good figure. The important thing is that they are not stupid and feel good.

4. the State Council announced that the mobile phone number of XX was changed from XX, XX, XX to XXXXX. All units and individuals must write it down. If there is any omission, the consequences are at your own risk.

I chose it from the internet. I hope I can help you.