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A friend's hot and cold statement
2, a rush, let yourself evaporate heat and sweat in nature, a gallop, let the resentment in your heart vent freely, you can scream or roar, let your mood stretch, let your emotions vent, and people's emotions need to be sorted out, decompressed and vented. Maybe you will find a new coordinate in life.
3. Have you ever read everything others have said, but never commented? classic quotations
4. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? How much do you remember? The small building was easterly again last night, and the ancients could not bear to look back and miss it. Love and righteousness should still exist, just contact and change. Ask if you can smile often, just like a river blessing around you. On World Greeting Day, I greet you, my friend, and wish you happiness.
Love is not the whole of life, but a part of it. Men are just a part of love, and you are just one of them.
6. I am not a thermometer. I can't stand your hot and cold.
7. Distance does not mean separation; No contact, no forgetting; No telephone, not cold; I have never met you, let alone cared about you. In the busy years, let me greet you: the weather is hot and cold, pay attention to your health.
8. Gentle greetings, deep blessings, little by little friendship and a string of thoughts turn into warm blessings to stay in your heart and bring you the warmth of friendship. I wish you all the best and happiness every day!
9. I'm not afraid of the mid-term exam in June, but I'm afraid of leaving in June.
10, sometimes caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.
1 1. If I say I still love you deeply, will you laugh for a long time?
12. Cry and laugh and watch yourself make trouble.
13, worse than waiting, you don't even know what you are waiting for.
14, there is no road in the world, and there are more people walking, so there is no road to go.
15, when you are in love, you don't need to give gifts or things to show your sincerity.
16, don't miss the beautiful tomorrow that should belong to you by staying in the unhappy past.
17, I hate people who are cold to me. Do you think of me because there is no one to accompany you?
18, you will lose if you don't take the initiative, but taking the initiative is really tiring.
19, it doesn't matter who is right, who is not in pain and who is not in love.
20. If you don't hesitate, I won't love you. If the ending is not what I want,
2 1, my concern, it is warm when it is cold; My concern, swaying with the wind; My thoughts drip when it rains; My blessing, fly when it snows! Leave my body temperature on the message and send you the warm winter sun!
22, the true meaning of life: first, sincerity, second, innocence, third, health and happiness, fourth, tolerance and patience, fifth, neighborhood harmony, sixth, persistence, seventh, filial piety, eighth, optimism and enthusiasm, ninth, decompression and relaxation, and love yourself very much. May you have the true meaning of life and enjoy the happiness and beauty of life!
23, don't always cut me a knife, give me a new blood.
I thought how much you can't live without me, but that's all.
25, the wind is clear and the clouds are light, the rain is sunny and affectionate, and acquaintance is fate! Knowing each other is a copy! Let the short message take away my blessing! Let radio waves bring my thoughts! Let the information take away your troubles and let me bless you!
26, there are thousands of things in Qian Qian, it is better to be in good health; It is better to be good at adjusting heavy pressure than to be good at adjusting heavy pressure; Pay attention to men's health and cherish a better life. Please relax! On Men's Health Day, I wish all men in the world a combination of work and rest, relaxation, health and happiness.
27. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally lived alone.
28. On World Greeting Day, I want to greet your health and wish you good health. Greet your mood and wish you happiness. Greetings to your life, I wish you a wonderful life! Say hello to Fiona Fang, my heart, in fact, you know the way!
I hate the feeling of being swayed by considerations of gain and loss.
30, suddenly remind of a person, a smirk, and then, a loss.
3 1, a man really likes a person. You can see from his eyes that he wants to tie you up. How can he suddenly come in and out?
32. If you can't see or hear, why bother? I don't want to make trouble. I don't want to make trouble. I'm in a good mood recently.
The sea is a city without walls.
34. Fame and fortune are fleeting, gathering and dispersing gains and losses, rushing around, calming down and seeing who has been with you, what remains unchanged is mourning for family and friends. A greeting will keep you crying. Friend, this greeting is to send you eternal warmth. On World Greeting Day, I wish you happiness and peace of mind.
35. I also learned to be cold and hot for you, neither salty nor light, and I am at arm's length. Are you satisfied?
36. When I am sincere to you, don't be cold and hot to me, one day I will be cold to you!
37. The last thing I should do is to fall in love with you when I don't know how to love.
I'm not stupid, but I don't want to be exposed.
39. What's the point of getting the whole world and really losing yourself?
40. Work is piling up like a mountain, and the mountain will not fall; Time goes by like water, and the water keeps flowing. Work quickly and efficiently; Set aside time after work and enjoy life! Be kind to yourself and be tolerant of others.
4 1, for me, for me who loves you, can you refuse all ambiguity?
42. I miss an arc, and I travel far to Wan Li. I don't always say I care, and I have a true feeling in my heart. Friend, I wish you a healthy hug, a happy smile and a happy day!
43. Thank you for giving me hope, so desperate.
44. When you are single, you begin to envy the sweetness of your lover. When you are in love, you miss the freedom when you are single.
45. In the most beautiful years. Youth is the fastest decay, and time is fair to everyone. In recent years, everyone has a sense of freshness, and no one can afford to lose.
46. There is nothing wrong with us. It is youth that ruined our promise.
47. I have been invisible for a month, and no one has asked me.
48. Although life is short, love can last forever; Although the body is separated, the heart can be close. Looking back suddenly, the years are like water, a blessing, still true, long time no see, how are you? May happiness accompany you every day.
49. Gently, my short message came and appeared in your mobile phone and your world; Slowly, you open your eyes and see my concern and my greetings; Quietly, you smile so sweetly! I wish you happy every day!
50. Half poor, half rich, half full, half wise, half foolish and half virtuous. Half awake, half dreaming, half immortal. In one and a half words, I found the degree of everything in the world. Nothing in the world is perfect. Wish you a perfect life.
5 1, time is a chain, happiness is a bead, and you can be happy for a lifetime by hanging a string of beads on your chest; Happiness is a stone, time is a sieve, use the sieve to sift out small sand, and the stone will accompany you for a lifetime.
52. When you are down, please remember that there is one me by your side. When you are in trouble, please remember to have me by your side. I will help you carry the burden together, relieve your pressure together, and drive away all helplessness and despair. Because, I am your friend. Come on together!
53. People are tired, their hearts are tired, and their bodies are tired; Never shout tired; Bear hardships, stand hard and live a hard life; Never shout bitterness; High pressure, low pressure, life pressure; Never shout. Men's Health Day, decompress yourself and be happy every day!
54. I would rather grow old with fragrant branches than dance with yellow leaves! Friend, you are not synonymous in my heart, you are the supreme symbol, you are the embodiment of sincerity and selflessness, and you are the companion after meeting, knowing each other, agreeing with each other, relying on each other, helping each other, missing each other, shining each other and cherishing each other. On World Greeting Day, I greet you, my friend, and wish you health and happiness.
55. Hot and cold days, hot and cold people.
56. I am afraid that as soon as I leave school after graduation, there will be fewer crazy people around me who can make me laugh.
57. The next sentence is to break up; The next stop is goodbye.
58. Smile and get rid of troubles; Jump, stretch your legs and bend over; Endure it, three points hungry and seven points full; Sleep, late or noon; Talk about it, spit out your heart and pay your heart; Ask, may you be happy and carefree!
59. Missing you can make me laugh and cry. A friend's hot and cold sentences are very classic.
60. A sincere greeting, a deep miss and a beautiful blessing are sent to you who care about me and me. I wish you happiness forever!
6 1, the recent high temperature does not retreat, and it is hot every day; Pay attention to cherish yourself and don't be too tired at work; Eat more fruits during the day and sleep at night; Don't get angry when something happens, nourishing the heart and protecting the lungs is precious; Once you and my friends come, this reminder is free!
62. I wish someone wouldn't abandon everything about me and hold my hand and stay with me all the time.
63. Greetings are the tenderness of spring flowers, the dream of summer nights, the sweetness of autumn harvest and the friendship of winter snow. I am in a good mood every day, and the weather is fine every day. The full moon and the moon are all paintings, and flowers are poems. World Greeting Day, love every day, love every day, and good luck will always accompany you.
Don't expect me to stick my hot face on your cold ass all the time. According to the conservation of heat energy, a hot face will one day become a cold face.
1 1 1, how many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.
1 12, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, care and concern are always tracked; No matter day or night, greetings and blessings will not relax. Dear friends, work is busy, pay attention to rest, and wish you happiness!
1 13. Yes, I'm willing to wait for you forever. We haven't seen each other since.
1 14. Sadly, the person who once made you laugh now makes you cry.
1 15, I am most afraid that my friends will become enemies, because they know my most vulnerable place. .
1 16, how many people like to look at the nearest visitor and wait for that person to appear?
1 17, life is just birth and living. Life is like swimming. It's normal to have ups and downs. When the pressure is high, the center of gravity is unstable and it is difficult to make progress. So, I advise you to decompress, and you can be happy all your life.
1 18, if two people want to be together, one of them must be patient.
1 19, windless and swaying; No clouds, but also comfortable; There is no sky, but also a call; There is no mountain to climb! True happiness lies in oneself, and others can't give it; True happiness depends on oneself, and others will not stop it. We should always look to the Father, because he is the Creator.
120, dear, I sew care into my coat, I melt thoughtfulness into my underwear, I put my blessings into my tie, I write my greetings into short messages, pay more attention to life, work hard and keep fit, and finally want to say a word, take care of yourself, because you are a family!
12 1, the star that can't be picked is always the brightest, the fish that slips away is always the cutest, the missed movie is always the best, the lost lover is always the deepest love, and the friend who is reading the text message is always my most cherished!
122, not every time I get close to you, I will be filled with joy, so can you stay away from me and stop giving me the tenderness of being cold and hot? I don't want to embarrass myself.
123, how many times have I looked for you, but I dare not visit or add friends. I just looked at your head and wondered if you were doing well now.
124, no pressure, no motivation, no pressure, no concern, no decompression motivation, work hard, have friends to support you, pay attention to your health in the hot summer, adjust your mentality, and don't tire yourself.
125, I'm not great enough to share a you with another woman.
126, may you forget the fatigue of work, nourish your stomach with shark's fin and bird's nest, wash your lungs with fresh air, rub your back with bright sunshine, get drunk with a group of friends, and then fall asleep with the feeling of a kitten. May you feel refreshed!
127, what is the quality of life of men? The quality of a man's life depends on what kind of wife you find.
128, don't compare, don't compare, don't be angry with yourself. Eat less salt, be jealous, fight less landlords and take more walks. Go to bed early, get up on time, run and do exercise to keep healthy. Live easily, live well and be happier every day!
129, I'd like to. Disappear for a long time. Change your name, change your appearance. Get to know you again
130, Dandelion: I abandoned all persistence and got your insincerity.
13 1. Cry, laugh and watch yourself make trouble.
132, although I feel confused, I want to be happy every moment in my confusion!
133, jokes are the starting point of happiness, lies are beautiful lies, gossip is the experience of life, and love stories are the contribution of love. No matter how stressful you are at work every day, I hope you can find the source of happiness and keep a bright smile!
134, too close will be annoying, too far will be divided, hot and cold is our best distance.
135, remember that you are a woman and then fight like a man.
136, the things that once made us cry will be said with a smile one day.
137, take it easy, look forward and get close to the goal, so as not to waste this life.
138, forgive me for being too greedy and always trying to keep everyone who is kind to me.
139, I especially sympathize with those who pretend to laugh when they clearly want to cry.
140, people like me have been missing for a month and no one has found them.
14 1. Life is a play, and winning or losing depends on him. Don't be idle. When you are sick, no one can take your place. Keep a good body, health and wealth. Happy and blessed, happiness is the most invincible!
142, key mismatch, unable to unlock.
143, is there anyone you want to see but can't see?
65. Is there a person who makes your eyes red, but you still smile and forgive?
66. Some people, like me, occasionally wake up when they sleep, as if they had fallen.
67. A person who does not show weakness is always used to doing things vigorously, paying attention to the results of things, but forgetting to appreciate the scenery along the way. In fact, our happiness lies in the scenery along the way! May the scenery there be unique!
68. The good ones are envied and the bad ones are despised.
69. Why insist on a fruitless result?
70. If money is painful, I wish you pain again; If success is stupid, may you be stupid again; If the flowers are bitter around the month, may you have endless pain; If good health is also wrong, may you make mistakes all your life.
7 1, sleeping in the dark is your outline but can't touch your soul.
72. Don't forget what others say when they are angry, because that is often the truth.
73. Encourage you to be the most optimistic, care about you who miss you the most, greet you who care about you the most, bless you who care about you the most, and wish you all the best and always smooth sailing!
74. Cars are flooding, people are piling up, and people are lining up for work. Nine, five, two and one. Busy work, tired workplace, hard work and tired. Office workers and wage earners, peace is a blessing.
75. Petal snowdrift, leave the flower heart to you, the four monsoon blows, leave the maple leaf to you, the tide rises and falls in the same month, leave the joy to you, leave the deep blessing to you in the dead of night, the weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
76. Greetings are like summer flowers, which bloom beautifully and bring you a happy mood. Greetings are like sunshine, which gives you a warm heart and eternal happiness; Greetings are like wine, full of fragrance and affection. On World Greeting Day, I wish you happiness every day and forever!
77. How many stories have been told in a hurry, and how many indelible memories are there at the bottom of the vicissitudes? The real future will tell you more truth, let the past stories fade, face the reality and grasp life well!
78. There are some tips to relieve stress at work: work hard, don't worry, smile often, get close to people, help colleagues, build strong relationships, send more blessings and build good relationships. In the face of competition, be fair and reasonable, in the face of scandal, just ignore it. The workplace is changing and calm.
79. Life is an equation. Life and life are always changing in busyness. Happiness and happiness will always have results, and blessings and greetings will always give you full marks. Happy World Greeting Day!
80. If you hold your hand too tightly, things will break and your hand will get hurt.
8 1, dear, a dime message contains my great concern = one point for eating on time, one point for keeping warm, one point for taking care of my health, one point for strengthening my exercise, one point for being happy, one point for being happy, one point for taking a rest, one point for going out safely, one point for being happy and one point for being romantic.
82. When I was a child, I would cry and laugh when I grew up.
83, a little more happiness, less trouble! Sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up! What's the taste of life? Put on your own seasoning and smile happily when you receive my news! Words of concern
84. Looking at everyone's signatures, I always feel very similar to my own experience, just like talking about myself.
85. Either go home or your mother will become my mother.
86. The sun is spreading, flowers are blooming, birds are singing, grass is growing, life is beating and green is sprouting. I am deeply concerned about you, and my blessing is sent to you early. I wish you endless happiness.
87. When he doesn't love you. Even if you give it to him wholeheartedly, he hates the smell.
88. If you are tired, please put your heart on the shore; If you are wrong, don't think about regret; Only when you are bitter can you know how to be satisfied; Only when you are injured can you know how to be strong; When you are drunk, you know it will be unforgettable; Smile before you realize beauty; Bored, just talk to me!
Hot and cold sentences
Hot and cold sentences
1, we have said so much, and now we can't even say a word.
2. Aren't you afraid that I will be warmed by others?
After thinking about you, I found myself ridiculous and pathetic.
It was obvious that he approached me first, but in the end I couldn't bear to part with him.
5. Who can understand the pain of falling in love but not being together?
6. After many years, will you and her deep in the ocean remember to owe me a future?
7. Today is my birthday. Who will remember?
8. I always think a lot when I am quiet, and then I feel uncomfortable for a long time.
9. Your name is tattooed on your heart. How can you say I don't love you?
10, I'm sorry. Who is safe to talk to?
1 1, long-distance relationships are hard, but why love yourself? ...
12, you never know what she has done in places you can't see, because she loves you.
13, covering your eyes and heart.
14. How can I support the world without you when you leave?
15, I like walking in the rain, because then no one will know that I am crying.
16, the person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to another person.
17. Why do you summon up the courage to tell someone you secretly love that I like you, but he thinks you are playing a prank?
18, can't cry, can't complain, can't be angry.
19, people who used to be so warm and kind just can't have them anymore.
20. The result of unrequited love is to see that he has his own object.
2 1, you never entered the play, but I lost myself.
22. The saddest thing in the world is that you overestimate your position in others' hearts.
23. When I mention you again, all the isolated islands and islands should be added with the past.
24. Only a quick rotation can stop my tears and forget your appearance.
I love you. I can't hide that someone loves you.
26. If memory can be like a memory card, it won't be remembered after formatting.
27. When love comes to such a stranger, I still can't put it down, and it's hard to forget each other.
28. Children abandoned by God
29. My arrival promoted you, and your departure changed me.
She said that she cried for you yesterday and then you were moved, but you don't know that I have broken my heart for you many times.
3 1, memories are torn in the unbearable years.
I heard that deep love is a kind of murder.
33. I have long hair and like to rot people. I see through love with my eyes.
34, a woman's heart, generally won't die of major events, but those small disappointments again and again become fatal.
I feel that the whole world is laughing at me when I am down and out.
36. Maybe I am miserable, helpless, lonely and want to cry, but I can't be angry, complain, lose or cry.
37. When you hold me, you can also have an affair with others on your mobile phone.
When will you understand my pain?
39. Your casual joke is to hurt me to the extreme.
40. Only when people are lonely will they understand that love is redemption.
4 1, now I know that I really don't care, it's really useless and really annoying.
42. Forgetting is just a cover-up, and how many scars are exaggerated.
43. Behind the sniper's shot, is the disguise of friends the desolation of society or the snake swallowing the elephant?
44. Will you lose your pride if you love me?
45. I miss you so much, but in the end I can only deceive myself.
46. How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.
47. I lost him after all
Carve your name on your arm so that I can be with you. ...
49. Have you always been insincere and forced the person you love to be alone?
50. Once, in the past tense, you can never come back. Future, future tense, heartache again and again?
Cold and hot mood sentences
First, thank you for giving me hope, so desperate.
Second, time will tell you how many people care about you.
Third, there is no road in the world. If there are more people walking, there will be no road to go.
Fourth, I don't have that confidence. When you laugh with other women, I can pretend I don't care.
5. What is a man's quality of life? The quality of a man's life depends on what kind of wife you find.
6. Have you ever read everything others say, but never commented?
Seven, love can not be measured by money;
Don't be cold and hot to me. If no one is with you, you will think of me.
Nine, you don't have to be hot and cold to me. You can just say if you want to leave. Anyway, my block doesn't work.
10. Is there a moment when I want to listen to music and vent my anger?
If I can control myself, how can I be so heartbroken?
If one day you ask me why I am hot and cold to you, I will tell you that you did it to me.
13. Don't expect me to stick my hot face on your cold ass all the time. According to the conservation of heat energy, a hot face will one day become a cold face.
There are two me in the world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.
Fifteen, if she cares too much about your gift and doesn't care about your feelings, then she is a snob; Remember: the best gift you give him is your care, care and selfless love for her. Enthusiastic people are usually cheerful and optimistic people, but also people with sparks. Temper comes and goes quickly, which is the characteristic of this kind of person. The chain value is worthless on the surface, but only time can prove that the emotional value is worthless. One or two details can't explain whether a woman is greedy for money. Vanity is something that any woman will have, more or less, bright or dark, there is nothing wrong. Maybe she just thinks it's too easy for you to buy it, or maybe she doesn't like chains, which is not in line with her aesthetics. She's just unhappy at the moment. It depends on whether she is greedy for money or not, and also on the details of her life. When she says this chain is worthless, you can ask her this question: What's the use of being valuable? Can money buy my love for you? .
16. I hate the feeling of hot and cold.
17. Cry and laugh and watch yourself make trouble//
You think letting go will make me happy, but you don't know that my greatest happiness is to hold hands with you.
Cry when you are sad when you are young, and laugh when you are sad when you grow up.
Twenty, you don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick.
I listened to this song in grade 21 and grade 2, but I still listened to it in grade 2. The song hasn't changed, but the world has changed.
What's the use of having many friends? No one understands that you are still the same.
Twenty-three, women are not good because men teach her badly; A bad man is spoiled by women.
I'm not a thermometer. I can't stand your hot and cold.
Twenty-five, the good is envied, and the bad is looked down upon.
Twenty-six, sometimes caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.
Twenty-seven, I also learned to be cold and hot for you, neither salty nor light, and I am at arm's length. Are you satisfied?
28. Dandelion: I gave up all persistence, but I got your indifference and insincerity.
I especially sympathize with those who pretend to laugh when they clearly want to cry.
30. Men really like someone. I can see from his eyes that he wants to tie you up. How did he suddenly come in and out?
Thirty-one, not every time I come near, I will be filled with joy, so can you stay away from me and don't give me the tenderness of being cold and hot again? I don't want to embarrass myself.
Thirty-two, when I am sincere to you, don't be cold and hot to me, one day I will be cold to you!
Thirty-three, too close will be annoying, too far will be divided, hot and cold is our best distance.
I'm afraid that as soon as I leave school after graduation, there will be fewer crazy people around me who can make me laugh.
Thirty-five, looking at everyone's signatures, some always feel very similar to their own experiences, just like talking about themselves.
Thirty-six, you are hot and cold to me just to make me sweet? I am not a cantaloupe.
It is very sad that the person who once made you laugh now makes you cry.
The feeling of being hot and cold.
In love, meeting the right person at the right time is a kind of happiness and luck.
Don't give up because the distance is too far. Love can take the train with you.
Life is an out-of-print movie that can't be played back.
You thought I was invulnerable, I thought you were invulnerable.
The blood in the atrium slowly flows back to the ventricle, and so on.
Missing you is beyond your control. I miss you, you know?
You think letting go will make me happy, but you don't know that my greatest happiness is to hold hands with you.
We are very happy, love has nothing to do with the region, we have no money, but we work together, and happiness is simple.
A woman is bad because a man teaches her badly; A bad man is spoiled by women.
We are not afraid of aging, not afraid of passing away, but of slowly assimilating in the solidified years.
Thank you for giving me hope, so desperate.
My buddy recently met someone who made me feel that my martial arts and skills were gone.
Life should be based on happiness and love should be based on reciprocity.
I'm not making trouble, it's this life, this world!
In today's society, to put it bluntly, the essence of love is the equivalent exchange of two dollars.
Who knows where we should dream, and how low our dignity has been?
Every cynic will grow up because of the baptism of life.
After all this, I still have nothing to let go of.
What is the quality of life of men? The quality of a man's life depends on what kind of wife you find.
Love is a responsibility. If you don't love, you should do your duty.
There is no road in the world, and there are many people walking, so there is no road to go.
I only date second-hand men. I am a woman, eager to be loved, not to teach others how to love me.
There is always someone who does something for you that he doesn't like to do, just to please an imperfect you.
I don't like the feeling of being far away, near, cold and hot.
Mature people don't ask the past; Smart people don't ask now; Open-minded people do not ask about the future.
As long as people can master themselves, they will lose nothing.
Love is a game that makes strangers become lovers and lovers become strangers.
Appreciate and ponder, love is not equal to love, and love is by no means a game.
If I don't answer the phone one day, please come and see me, because I may need you.
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