Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - The dog said to the kitten, Guess how many sweets are there in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Will you give it to me? The dog nodded: Well, I'll give you both if I guess right.

The dog said to the kitten, Guess how many sweets are there in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Will you give it to me? The dog nodded: Well, I'll give you both if I guess right.

The dog said to the kitten, Can you guess how many sweets are in my pocket? The kitten said, you guessed it. Will you give it to me? The dog nodded: well, I'll give you both if I guess right! The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five dollars! Then, the dog smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand, saying, I still owe you three dollars. -this is not a joke with low IQ, but because I love you, I allow your little greed. The cat ate these two pieces of candy with a lot of sleeping pills excitedly and passed out. Then I got fucked by a dog. After that, the puppy took out his thick black hair and hid his fame. The next day, the puppy took three pieces of candy to the kitten and said, I owe you three pieces back yesterday. The kitten said, no, my ass hurts when I eat too much sugar. On the third day, the puppy took a handful of candy to the kitten and said, I gave you three pieces of candy I owed you yesterday, but you didn't eat it. Later, I ate nothing, and you regretted it. So today I take a handful of candy to make it up to you! -the kitten was moved to eat this handful of candy, so the puppy gave the kitten to Japan again.