Ten girls' favorite jokes.

1. When the millionaire drove past a village in a luxurious extended Lincoln, he saw two beggars pulling grass by the roadside and stopped immediately.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.

"Call them!" The rich man pointed to another beggar. "And you, call home."

"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.

"Never mind, call them all and go!"

In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home."

The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high, so you can eat enough! "

A customer eats slowly in a restaurant, then he eats fruit and smokes cigarettes. When the waiter delivered the bill, he felt in his pocket and pretended to be very alarmed and said, "Oh, no, my wallet is gone."

The waiter asked with a straight face, "Really?" So he took the man to the door and shouted to him, "get down." Then kick him hard and kick him out the door.

At this time, a customer sitting at another table automatically walked to the door. Squat down in the same way, then turn to the waiter and say, "check out."

Tourists come to a country road and see a street sign that says, "This road is blocked, so you can't move forward."

Seeing that there are no obstacles ahead, he is confident that he has rich travel experience and moves on. Soon, he found that a bridge was broken and had to turn around.

When he came to the place where the road sign had just been placed, he saw the back of the road sign saying, "Welcome back, fool."