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Rong knee's reading answer
There is a school garden at the east gate, and there is a piece of bluestone in the hall, engraved with two big characters: "Knee capacity". Another line of fine print was engraved: "Huiweng Book". It turned out that this stone carving was placed in the corner of a hall, and no one was in charge. In the 1980s, the temple staff mounted it on rubbings, but they could sell it for a lot of money. First, literati couldn't put it down, and then ordinary people rushed to buy it. Therefore, in addition to retail in the temple, the rubbings of "Rongknee" are also wholesale to "Sibaozhai".
"Sibaozhai" is opposite the Daixue Museum, selling Four Treasures of the Study, celebrity calligraphy and painting, jade carvings and antiques. The owner of "Four Treasures of the Study Zhai" is a young couple from the countryside, one is Xiao Wen and the other is Su Yu: one can write and the other loves painting.
Lao Gan, who sells green radish, is a frequent visitor here. Lao Gan, a farmer, doesn't know many words, but he likes Four Treasures of the Study Zhai very much. He said that there is no business in the whole city as elegant as the business of "Sibaozhai". Every day, he puts his car with half a radish at the gate of Four Treasures of the Study and gets into the shop. While warming himself, he watched the booth and Xiao Wen doing business with his wife. ?
Old Gump looked at the exquisite "tuck" rubbings and asked:
"How much is that film noir?"
"Seventy." Xiao Wen, tell him.
"Oh, it's so expensive!" -Lao Gan Yezi, standing in the hole of the city gate and shouting "Green radish", can be heard in the cross street; But in "Four Treasures of the Study Zhai", I always speak softly,' as if I was afraid that the noise would spoil the elegance here, and I often used words like' even those people'.
"People who write are expensive." Xiao Wen also likes to chat with Lao Gan. He said that "Hui Weng" was none other than Zhu, a great philosopher in the Southern Song Dynasty. During the Qingyuan period, Zhu was demoted for offending a high official. One day, he went to the Academy to worship Buddha and asked to stay for one night. When the abbot and monk saw him in a small hat in Tsing Yi, they arranged for him to go to the smallest room. In the evening, he lay on the grass and was very unhappy, so he wrote the word "knee" on the stone wall. After his death, the emperor remembered his merits, made him a believer, and ordered the world to collect his ink. The word "Rong Knee" became a national treasure, and the abbot asked the craftsman to carve it.
Lao Gan said: "These two words are not bad!"
"In fact,' forbearing knees' is Tao Yuanming's words." Old Gan Zhengxin admired it, and a middle-aged man with glasses came in and spoke politely. Jade element in the back room said:
"Yes, it's Tao Yuanming's word."
"Is it from the Peach Blossom Garden?" Xiao Wen asked the room.
"No, it's from Back to Xi Ci." Glasses recited, "'Leaning against the south window proudly ...'"
"'It's easy to judge your knees.' "Jade element here next. Xiao Wen took a clap your hands and said:
"Yes, there are two sentences!"
The more they talk, the more speculative they are. When glasses asked about the price of "knee" rubbings, Xiao Wen said very kindly:
"Others buy seventy, you buy ..."
"I buy a painting, and it's also a discount!" Before Xiao Wen finished, a fat old man came in. Pale eyebrows, thin sulfur beard, wearing a fine wool sheepskin jacket, playing with two fitness balls. He said that he likes celebrity calligraphy and painting best. There is a painting that is "inseparable" in the living room, "Suffering is a blessing" in the bedroom, and he wants to hang a picture of "Knee resistance" in the study. ...
"Three rooms?" Glasses asked.
"Four rooms, there is nothing to hang in the dining room."
"How many people?" ?
"Two, my wife and I .. children, I don't follow anyone. People come and go, and there are calls, trouble! "
Say that finish, smile very satisfiedly.
Xiao Wen didn't know the origin of the fat old man, and was about to get the goods. "Out of stock." -Su Yu came out of the room, smiled at the fat old man and said, "Does this gentleman also have a study?" ?
"Yes, when people are old and have nothing to do, they love to read a little!"
"What books do you read?" Su Yu asked again.
"I just finished watching" Joke "and recently watched" Ma Yi Xiang Fa "."
Xiao Wen and glasses laughed, and Su Yu smiled, too. She pointed to a photo and said:
"I think you might as well buy this painting of eight horses. Look at these eight horses, each with hooves and manes. What a spirit! "
"How much is it?"
"A hundred."
"Yes, more expensive!"
The fat old man bought "eight horses" and just walked out of the store. Su Yu curled his mouth and said, "Hum, two people have four houses, what big knees!" ?
Smiled, jade element looked at his glasses and said:
"Where do comrades work?"
"Small organs."
"No matter how small an organ is, it has a name."
"Place name office."
"Oh," Su Yu looked at Xiao Wen. "Is there such an office?"
"Qingshui Yamen!" The glasses turned red.
"Where do you live?"
"Liangjia Hutong." Glasses face is white again, a few white and a few white. "Three generations of five people live in two bungalows, one of which is less than nine square meters ..."
"Look," Lao Gan spread out his hands. "It is better to read" Return to Xi "than to read" Ma Yixiang Law "!"
"This is called uneven bitterness and joy!" Glasses rang out, and then said to Su Yu, last year, my son was admitted to the university, my daughter became a literary soldier, and the old lady died, so let her relax quickly. He also wants to buy a painting by Zhu Zizhen and hang it at home.
Jade element smiled and said:
"It's really out of stock."
"This one ..." Glasses pointed to the hanging rubbings.
"That's a sample, not for sale."
Glasses looked at the rubbings, stayed for a while, and left again. Old city see Xiao Wen, see jade element, curiously ask:
"Why, neither of you sell?"
"One is greed, the other is resentment, and it is not suitable for hanging' knees'." Su Yu said.
"Who is suitable for hanging?" ?
"You hang the best." Yusu said with a smile, "You old couple, two small huts, a weeping willow in front of the house and a vegetable field behind the house." What kind of carefree happiness is it to live carefree and live in peace with the world? ? The hardest thing to do is the word' an', and you did it. "
"No, no, I didn't do it either!" Lao Gan shook his hand and grinned. "As soon as the weather is warm, I will build a new house. It's not that big or that small. You don't need a living room or a study. Just holding my knees is not enough. " My wife is clamoring for a washing machine. Where did she put it? In fact, Zhu and Tao didn't do it either. Old Tao thought the house was small, so he stayed. Why write' come back'? He is more restless. He can't sleep well in the middle of the night. He wrote on the wall and sighed. Is it disturbing the people? In this world, you can't be insatiable, and you can't complain, but how can you have nothing to want? You see, I want something now ... "
Outside, a group of boys and girls came out, and the old man came out, growling:
"Green radish! Sweet and crisp green radish! "
Xiao Wen and Su Yu listened to the huge crying and were relatively silent. After listening for a while, two people together said:
"Gump, I feel great!"
(Selected Works of Jia Dashan's Novels, with deletion)
19. Please briefly summarize the image characteristics of Xiao Wen and his wife. (4 points)
20. What kind of psychology does the two descriptions of the horizontal line show respectively? (4 points)
(1) Xiao Wen and glasses both laughed, and Su Yu smiled, too. (2 points)
(2) The glasses are blushing and red. (2 points)
2 1, why did Xiao Wen and Su Yu say that Lao Gan was a "great thinker"? (4 points)
22. Combined with the full text, explore: What is the function of the novel with the theme of "Knee Bearing"? (6 points)
Reference answer:
19.(4 points) Love painting and calligraphy, elegant and refined; Not greedy or resentful, with a peaceful mind; Treat people with enthusiasm, without losing principles; Understanding, flexible and smart. (65438+ 0 point per point)
20.(4 points) (1) shows Xiao Wen, Glasses and Su Yu's disapproval and disdain for the fat old man's so-called love of reading. (2 points)
⑵ It shows the conscious embarrassment of glasses and the embarrassment of one's own unit. (2 points)
2 1.(4 points) Lao Gan knows the true meaning of "forbearing knees". He is neither greedy nor complaining. (2 points) Do not shy away from the reasonable pursuit of life, conform to people's natural nature, and be frank and open. (2 points)
22.(6 points) The novel mainly focuses on the plot of buying and selling "Rongknee" rubbings, and "Rongknee" has a clue function; (2 points) "Knee capacity" comes from Tao Yuanming's works and is written by Zhu, which is elegant and symbolic; (2 points) Being comfortable in a "knee-crossing" place embodies a realm of life, and "knee-crossing" has the function of revealing the theme of the novel. (2 points)
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