A little joke to amuse your girlfriend.

The jokes that amuse your girlfriend are:

1, a drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, and a policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived.

My boss taught me: "In this cruel world, opportunities become very important. Seize the opportunity to live, but don't die. " I nodded and hurried to the vegetable market to catch a chicken.

The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a stick and gave me two!

Zhou Yu, Sima Yi and Cao Cao came to the underworld after their deaths. Yan: All three are outstanding talents in the world. What regrets have not been realized? Zhou Yu, Sima Yi and Cao Cao said, We all admire Zhuge Liang, so we might as well sigh. We hope to be better than Zhuge Liang in the next life. Hades: Well, as you wish. Zhou Yu, Sima Yi and Cao Cao were reincarnated together and became three cobblers when they grew up.

5. The tortoise is hurt. Let snails buy medicine. Two hours later. The snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise scolded anxiously: I will die if I don't come back! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: besides, I'm not going!