What are the humorous points in Zhao Benshan’s sketch "Heart Disease"?

Although I lost the election as village chief, I still have to do ideological work. I opened a psychological clinic at home to treat the human brain.

It’s a big deal that the phone number is wrong, but the website WWW is going to trick you.

People, why are you alive? To put it simply, for a word, for a "love".

Don’t believe the ads. . . What do you believe? It depends on the efficacy!

Two days ago, he won a lottery ticket and won 3,000 yuan. He told him that when he got excited, he drew the lottery ticket and spent several days in the hospital.

Oh no, don’t mention it. . Why is it so vulgar to ask for money? ah? If you don't pay, you won't get medical treatment. What's wrong with these people? Who can talk about serving the people and saving lives and healing the wounded? . . . How much can you give?

Oh, you dare to put a three millionaire standing guard at my door. It seems that you are very thoughtful!

Sit tight! Please listen to the first topic below: postpartum care of sows. . . Got the wrong book. . . . Listen to topic number one: Saddam is ready to fight. . . This doesn’t work either~~ Oh my, my knowledge is so complex!

When we first got married, one time you went back to your parents’ home, and after you had finished with my first partner, you went to our house. She grabbed my hand as soon as she got in! At the time, I was controlling, controlling, controlling. . . Wife, I'm sorry, I couldn't control it!

You said you would take her home. . . Brother, he took that man home. . . I'm done with my mental arithmetic. I'm going to pull out the cold! Oh my god! How can you. . . How can you take her home? It's over, doctor. .

Brother, I have thought about everything now. Money is nothing, it is worthless compared to life! If God gives me another chance, hey, give me a few more years to deal with it, ah! I must put feelings first! Not to mention three thousand yuan, but even thirty thousand, three hundred thousand, or three million, I would smile slightly and never smoke!

Life is only a handful of days, only one month and thirty-six thousand days. There are thousands of houses in the family, and the sleeping space must be three feet wide. To sum it up in four sentences: People are like flowers in a pot, and life is a mess; no matter how well-built the house is, it is only a temporary residence, but this small box is your permanent home.