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I finally bought my favorite house in a big city.

1. Residential property is also important. I regret not buying this prestigious property.

2. It feels so stressful to buy a house! I can't sleep well at night these days and get up early in the morning.

3. With the house, alas, the life of house slaves has also begun!

4. If God wants to destroy people, he must first make people crazy. If God wants to make people crazy, he must first make people buy a house.

5. Don't let your future self hate your present self. I'm trying to be the person I like.

6. The future can be expected. Everything in the world is beautiful, but not as warm as home. I like to mention the first suite in my life. For the rest of my life, I hope everything I want can be expected.

7. I have long given up my dream of wandering around the world, and all that remains is to buy a house and get married. Bank mortgage interest is far behind the price difference. Not to mention the contract you signed, there are only labor contracts and rental contracts.

8. Move to a new home and get rich. A new home will bring you money. When it is a good day to move, Zhang will move to a house, and the happy events in life will never stop, and his career will be wonderful, creating the future.

9. If the difference between the house and the publicity is too big, wouldn't it be miserable to be cheated? So what should we do?

10. Have a keen sense of smell: as soon as a good house comes out, you should take the initiative to arrange time to see it, and if you don't have time, you should create time to see it.

1 1. Don't use your own efforts to buy things that others like.

12. If you can settle down, there is no need to live under the fence and no longer be displaced. The future is expected.

13. If you put your money in the bank and don't buy a house, your money will be lent to others by the bank.

14. Open a house together now and buy a house together in the future.

15. We should look at more real estates and shop around! The property of the developer next to it is also good.

16. Why do you always get together when you buy a house and have children? The pressure is so great.

17. My aunt sat on the toilet for 5 days and 5 nights.

18. Ouch ... Oh, my God ... I showed the property right certificate to the tenant by mistake. I'm crazy, and I forgot to get two property certificates ... ouch. ...

19. The pursuit of life is nothing more than having a house, simple and beautiful.

20. All shall be well that ends well, and the poor become house slaves;

Classic sentences (58 sentences) that can enjoy a slow life in a big city.

You can also enjoy a slow life in a big city. 1. Only when you have material things can you live, and only when you have dreams can you live. Do you want to know the difference between life and life? Animals live, while people live.

I never want to give up my struggling life. I attach great importance to the experience gained in the struggle, especially the pleasure gained after overcoming difficulties. A person will feel comfortable only after going through difficulties first and then stepping into wealth.

3. Happy and quiet life in Taoyuan after busy hours is very desirable. In my spare time, I feel that busy life is the most meaningful.

What a big fog! This is the first time this winter. Fortunately, I am at home on holiday, resting on the sofa and enjoying my leisure time!

Every day will be the youngest day for the rest of your life. Love yourself.

6. You are not the only one who is sad in life. In fact, everyone's back is covered with blood stains caught by fate. I don't know how to like a person. Maybe I don't like it at all. Maybe watching her go away is also an expression. Only today's persistence can make the future live a comfortable life.

7. Living in dead leaves is different from dead leaves. If you can, you will not wither, but enjoy life. Flying in the sky is also like a butterfly. If you can do this, you don't need color or protective color to live. Sometimes, hovering helplessly is really tiring. I hope I can really fly and don't hide myself.

8. The most painful thing in life is to bow to reality. Do what you know you can't do, okay? Unknown. It's a pity that this life may be like this, and I can't have you all my life! Don't bother me again in this life. I hope that in the future, the girl can meet a lover, be happy with you and spend the rest of her life warmly.

Life is not a game, and we have no right to give up at will.

10. On the road to knowledge, there are inevitably some bumps and obstacles. The key is to overcome them with your own perseverance. Everything is instantaneous. After experiencing difficulties, the harvest always appears in the bright dawn.

1 1. In your spare time, read books, enjoy flowers and tea, and learn to enjoy this slow life. Give yourself a soft time and give yourself a relaxation. You don't have to travel thousands of miles, peace of mind is far away.

12. My friend said it's comfortable to see your life, and I didn't say anything, but I'm used to not complaining.

13. I hope everyone can understand a truth: slow life is self-sufficient and confident, not lazy.

14. Time is always young. As you get older, you will find that childlike innocence is something to be proud of.

15. Praising life will make you walk with happiness, let you dance with beauty, let you discover the beauty of everything and feel the happiness of life.

16. If only the rest of my life were yours. I met you once and wish you again with it.

17. The important sign of social development should be to slow people's lives down, not to be exhausted.

18. It's hard for people to think alike and do alike. Many times, they think clearly and do it by feeling. Many times it makes sense, but it is another matter to do it; Many times, if you know it in your heart, you will be confused when you do it; Many times, I made up my mind and finally felt that I could not compete with inertia. Action is really too difficult, so action is more valuable than thinking.

19. This cup of life needs to be tasted slowly. It tastes bitter in the mouth, but it becomes mellow once swallowed.

I know that people's hearts depend on how many people abandoned them in cool thin's wasted years, leaving only shallow or deep footprints. How many people who abandoned them can be forgiven after leaving? I watched you crazily and hated the rest of your life.

2 1. Enjoy every detail of life, enjoy every touch of life and enjoy every day of life.

22. After living in a place for a long time, the pace slows down, so you can live not too fast, enjoy the peace of the moment, and strive for fame and profit.

23. This week goes by slowly, like you slowly, get close to you slowly, and walk with you slowly.

You don't need to find a special day to enjoy life, because every day is special. To enjoy life is to enjoy today.

25. Every progress seems so slow, sometimes I feel limited, but the accumulated dribs and drabs make people grow infinitely. I believe you will always gain something.

26. The relationship between adults is developing at an alarming rate. I still prefer the old slow life, and I feel uneasy being surrounded by society and relationships.

27. Slow down the pace of life, feel the breath and culture of this city, find a reason to fall in love with it, and give yourself confidence and motivation to live here!

28. If you smile once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.

29. Slowness is a feeling of life, a calm state and an artistic conception of life; Slow down the pace of life and enjoy the slow life quietly.

30. Do you think it's cool in autumn, but it's not. Just the temperature of missing. I returned all my memories to the sky. When I got familiar with the climate, I knew that was not my most desired mood.

3 1. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

32. A cup of tea, a leisurely time; A cigarette ignites loneliness; Late at night, sitting alone, an unopened book, in a trance.

33. I feel more and more that my recent state of life is not what I want. It's time to make some changes. I feel quite lonely and suitable for slow life.

I believe that each of us is enjoying a wonderful and colorful life and gradually turning our dreams into the glory of life.

35. The greatest happiness in life is the achievement of one's own labor. Farmers earn money from their labor, workers produce products through their labor, doctors treat diseases through their labor, teachers teach students well through their labor, and so do other jobs. -Xie Juezai

36. Slow down, lay a good foundation, take your time, do it carefully, don't bite off more than one can chew, come on!

37. Sometimes we can slow down, feel the time and pay tribute to beauty. When we are tired, we might as well slow down, feel the slow pace of life, listen to the melody of time and feel life with our heart.

38. Slow down and feel the slow pace of life. If you can't take away the winds of the four seasons, you will take away the scenery all the way.

You can enjoy a slow life in a big city. 39. The style of writing is still very nice! Slow down life, read books, read poems, subtract from life, and throw away what should be thrown away.

40. So, I always hope you can be naive, you can laugh as brightly and arrogantly as when you first appeared, like the sun in August, you know, that's what I want for the rest of my life.

4 1. Slow life is confident and self-sufficient, not lazy muddling along.

42. Life is not in a hurry, but feeling the way. Please slow down, relax properly, and make better progress!

43. In order to realize our ideal, we go on step by step, because every step is our life.

44. Actually, enjoying life is a feeling. The spring flowers and autumn fruits in life, clouds and clouds are all worth appreciating. A ray of sunshine, a flood of spring water, a greeting and an autumn interest are all intoxicating bits and pieces in life.

45. People around you are always changing for such a long time. Watching a person leave a past about you and disappear without a trace, I thought I had completely forgotten you, no longer missed you, and no longer cared about you.

46. I like to lie in bed on rest days, put an end to all social activities and news, and calm down to enjoy a slow life!

47. A person's life is only a moment. So cherish it, live every day in the world, and don't waste your time. Li Xite

48. Life will be more interesting if you know how to enjoy it. Forget a person, not stop thinking, but occasionally think, but there are no more waves in my heart.

49. I will only hold an umbrella for you in the rain. Can you slow down for me?

50. Making life dull and slowing down the pace of life is actually a kind of tolerance for yourself, so that you can calmly look at people and things around you with a good mood.

5 1. After the pace of life slows down, I feel that the years are much quieter. Birds singing in the morning and frogs singing at night sound so sweet.

52. Enjoy a three-day slow life. Be worthy of the hurried years, and leave the rest to time!

53. No matter how powerful a person is, he will be killed by a leisurely life.

54. Taste coffee because it is mellow, not bitter; Appreciate the rose because of its exquisite beauty rather than sharp thorns; Walking is for feeling, not for being sleepy; Writing words is for venting anger, not grandstanding; Live to enjoy the gift of life, not to lament the ups and downs of life.

55. The more you look forward to life, the better it will be. A person who thinks he has enjoyed life has never really lived. I'd rather believe that the best time of my life is yet to come.

56. Simple people don't necessarily look at problems simply. They just want to be simple and as comfortable as possible.

57. Enjoy life. I hope that in the future, Liu Xiang can enjoy life, live a quiet life and lead an ordinary life. To be a good cook, husband and father, 18 years old, the guess of life has just begun. Sebrina

58. Life is like a book. Fools skim, wise men read. Because he knows that this book can only be read once.

Finally, there is a friend circle sentence that belongs to my family.

1. We should see more real estate and shop around! The property of the developer next to it is also good.

There are thousands of lamps in Qian Qian, and one will belong to me in the future.

I hope the developer can deliver the house on time and don't disturb my plan.

4. I just experienced the feeling of spending 5 million+real estate license a day.

After working in this city for three years and moving three times, the rising rent makes me farther and farther away from the city center. Think about it and feel that this society is terrible. In a few years, people who can stay in the city center are either rich or expensive.

6. The mice came to my house to look for food, and they all left in tears.

7. I can't handle the results that money can handle.

8. I made money, bought a house and went home to honor my parents.

9. If you have any money left, you can consider buying a house, even if it is only enough to pay the down payment.

10. I feel that the pressure to buy a house is so great that my money is hollowed out and my heart is hollowed out.

1 1. Don't wait for the cheapest house, don't wait for the most suitable love. What matters in life is vague correctness, not precise mistakes!

12. It's close to where I work. Haha, I can stay up late.

13. In the harbor of love, I entered the hall of happiness.

14. It's close to my work, so I can stay up late.

15. Should I buy hardcover? I bought a blank one at the same price. Am I stupid?

16. My aunt sat on the toilet for 5 days and 5 nights.

17. Without the hug you want, learn to be strong first.

18. Work hard if you can get it, and don't mind if you can't get it, so that no matter whether you win or lose, your posture will look good, seize every opportunity, find out what you want, make clear your goals and directions and fight for it.

19. Car loan, flower shop, credit card, and now mortgage.

20. Exercise can sometimes help you lose weight. One movement is enough for a month's exercise. If you have the ability, you should move on 1 month 1 day.

A person who has just arrived in a big city feels very helpless.

A person who has just arrived in a big city feels very helpless (I) 1. Be a simple person, keep your eyes on small and bright things, and stay away from those who are chaotic and arrogant.

2. When I was a child, I thought my heart could tell my closest relatives. I didn't know until I grew up that some things and some tears could only be swallowed, and I gradually felt uncomfortable. It's better than saying that others don't understand and calling you melodramatic.

3. It's nice to be alone, enjoy loneliness and enjoy a person's world. Because you are the king, your own king.

When you see through everything, you know that losing is more practical than having.

I thought you would panic without me, but you didn't. Soon, you hold someone's hand.

6. Don't judge me by my past, I'm not what I used to be.

7. Three points of loneliness and seven points of pride.

8. Life is divided into morning and evening, and efforts are made regardless of age. As long as you are willing to go, you have already set foot on the road; As long as you don't shy away or back down, the applause of life will eventually ring for you.

9. That year, when I was alone, I felt particularly helpless, complaining about why I was so stupid and running around for my feelings, and I didn't deserve it. But in despair, I found the most magnificent flower in the gap, which is not gorgeous, fresh and pleasant, just like a saying: things backfire, please believe that there must be other arrangements.

10. I always thought I was used to a person's life, loneliness, unhappiness, sadness, temper and world. Every time I wake up in the middle of the night, I find that it's just self-anesthesia, but I can't deceive my fragile mind.

1 1. Never envy other people's lives, even if that person looks happy and rich. Never judge whether others are happy or not, even if that person looks lonely and helpless.

12. I only have one heart and a miserable life. You can hurt me any way you want, and I will learn all kinds of strength for you.

13. I will never love anyone, even you.

14. Did life cheat me or did the world abandon me? I am drifting on the boundless ocean, with no boundaries and no belonging. I lost my direction, but in order to survive, I have been resisting the wind and waves.

15. I cried myself hoarse and had to play dumb.

16. When one kind of loneliness seeks another kind of loneliness, there is a desire for love. However, can two lonely people get rid of loneliness together? Ruthless loneliness makes love an endless pursuit. Those who run on this endless road will eventually see through the limitations of little love.

17. From confusion to success, and then from success to confusion, this is a cycle I can't understand.

18. I want to make you jealous, but you make me feel helpless.

19. At least you still have me at any time. I will tell you jokes and help you wipe your tears when you are bored and helpless.

At the end of the day, I felt a little relieved that he left before me. Sooner or later, such sadness will make one of us feel lonely, so let me bear it.

A person who has just arrived in a big city feels helpless (2 1). Spit out his heart and didn't respond. Even your eyes are cold, and the feeling of helplessness is like being hit in his face by a heavy board.

22. When there are problems in your life, don't be resentful and angry, and don't be depressed and depressed. You have to face both blessings and disasters, and both good and bad will pass. Anger is to punish yourself for other people's mistakes.

23. The dream was silent and heartbroken, only tears drifted into the past, and the pain of missing could not escape and could not be forgotten. In every silent night, the fragile heart strings are shattered by the tears of missing and scattered in the impatience of the world of mortals! Love is deep and shallow, this life is a sad song, a turn around, a stranger in the world, only a heartbreaking dream!

24. Wandering in the ocean of time and firmly pursuing your dreams will inevitably lead to some sadness. Every figure wandering at sea always goes his own way because he has too many dreams to chase. And behind, it will always be more and more lonely.

25. Every excellent person has a period of silence. During that time, I made a lot of efforts, endured loneliness and loneliness, and I didn't complain. Even when I talked about it later, I could be moved.

26. Don't expect others to give, learn to give to yourself.

27. I have been confused. I don't know where the way out is. Actually, I've been looking for a way out. I really want to live a happy life, but I always live a melancholy life.

28. Loneliness is not terrible, but you refuse all company.

29. Therefore, in the face of many dangerous things, it is often "capable people" who self-destruct.

No matter how busy the street is, it will be uncomfortable to walk alone.

3 1. Mediocrity is like hot and humid air, which makes people suffocate. The desire for loneliness is actually the impulse of the soul to get rid of vulgarity and suffocation.

32. It turns out that falling in love with someone in this world is helpless, helpless and speechless.

33. When you are in trouble and helpless, please remember that the person who can accompany you is always the one who loves you the most. Because of happiness and happy events, you can't tell who really loves you.

34. Loneliness is a beast living under the bed, loyal and free.

35. The pillow was wet with tears, and you don't even know why I ignored you.

36. Missing that kind of pain will lie dormant in every silent night and come out when people are unprepared, stinging you.

37. People who have you in mind will always take the initiative to find you. People who don't have you in their hearts always ignore you automatically. In fact, silence is the answer, dodge is the answer, and no longer take the initiative is the answer. In fact, you should have understood.

38. I used to think that song was very nice. Later, I learned that this song is very similar to myself now.

39. How can I hide the sadness scattered all over the place?

40. I can give you an exclusive smile during your most unforgettable journey.

A person who has just arrived in a big city feels very helpless (Chapter III) 4 1. Your arrogant loneliness is like an unattended wild dog.

42. Walk silently on the edge of others' happiness and find your own future alone.

43. Be strong, believe in yourself, be firm, believe in your feelings, and set a goal, no matter how small.

44. We have gone so far that we forget why we started. The future that can't be entered is the hometown that can't be returned.

I don't want to be confused by the prosperity of the city. I just want to be a simple self, treat it sincerely and have a clear conscience!

46. Maybe I am still afraid of despair and helplessness when I see the truth.

47. After all, people are helpless and lonely between heaven and earth. If you can really face birth and death, you will really understand that there is nothing to be persistent in this world.

48. Too much desolation and helplessness makes people unable to escape.

49. Seasonal dynamics, flying with popular time, drive the movement of serving sentences. Through the charm of variety show, listening to the rich water. Taste vivid changes and explore meaningless forces.

50. Life is about getting rid of confusion, and new confusion will come, which requires us to continue to get rid of it.

5 1. Everyone will probably experience some emotional breakdown or extreme moments. Only after you have survived such moments again and again can you become strong, powerful and excellent.

52. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

53. I really like you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

54. Walking with love is always accompanied by some fragility and helplessness. Sometimes it is like a rainbow, colorful and fleeting, sometimes it is like a meteor crossing the sky, and a turn has disappeared in the vast night.

55. I am so wronged, so sad, so want to cry, so helpless and so tired, I don't know how to go on!

56. All injuries are caused by caring too much, just as all tears are caused by helplessness.

57. I can't walk into your fairy tale, and you don't want to walk into my story.

58. When mushrooms get cold, they can only rely on their own heads and feet forever. Don't believe in anything. I'll support you for life. Life will only prove that you are naive.

Please remember, I am not your pastime when you are lonely. Please give it up and stop thinking about it.

60. I used to think that I didn't love anymore and felt that I was too weak. I can't see red when my blood is dissolved in water. In fact, what should be there has always been there.