Ask for a long joke that can be told in class.

A scholar took a book boy to catch the exam. I lost my hat on the way. The extreme boy said: The hat fell (the first one).

The scholar said quickly, not landing, but the ground.

Extremely help the scholar pick up the hat, fasten it firmly on the scholar's head, and then say: I won't touch the ground again this time.

Two Irish people, Sean and Kevin, met in the street many years later.

"Tell me," Sean said. "Are you married?"

"Married. My wife is an angel, "Kevin replied.

"You are so lucky. And my wife is still following me. "

Husband: "After so many years of marriage, I found that I am not a good husband."

Wife: "I didn't say that. How can you have this idea? "

Husband: "I thought about it for a few years and suddenly thought of it."

Wife: "How do you remember?"

Husband: "I remember a celebrity saying that a good husband can make a good wife."

A male teacher was lecturing in the classroom, but he said angrily to the noisy classroom, "The noise made by two women is equal to 10000 ducks."

One day, a male teacher's wife came to school to look for him, and a female student reported, "Teacher, there are 5000 ducks looking for you outside!" " "

Looking for someone: "Is Manager Bian there?" "Big or small?" "About forty years old" and "Big Bian" are not here. You go to the secretary. I want you to come here! " Bian Mi: "You can find his lover casually-Bian Tai from the accounting department!" "

Silly root was cheated out of all his money by a liar, so he had to help people do odd jobs to sell aquatic products in his hometown. From then on, his loud cries echoed in the market all day: shrimp ~ squid! The world ~ squid!

A foreigner is looking for a restaurant in the street. Look at the door: beef noodles, large rows of noodles, simple meals. Write it down, then go in and say to the waiter: Hello, give me a bowl of "cow shit". (Hehe, write vertically)

The female teacher pointed to the apple on the blackboard and asked, what is this, little friend? The child replied: ass. The female teacher told the headmaster in tears that the students were angry with her. The headmaster came over to have a look: Why did you make the teacher cry? And drew an ass on the blackboard!

The farmer drove the donkey into the city and met a rogue. He asked, Have you eaten? The farmer said: Eat! The rogue said: I asked the donkey! The farmer turned and slapped the donkey and said, It's dishonest to give it to Lao Zi! There are relatives in the city who left without saying goodbye!