A cold joke that laughs at people's small eyes.

1 An underworld boss caught a glimpse of a young man in an alley and asked him: What is one plus one? The young man was afraid, thought for a long time and said, it's equal to two. The underworld boss quickly took out his pistol and killed him. Leave a message when you leave: You know too much.

2 "Would you please give me a reason not to have sex?" The man put a dagger on my chest with anger and burning desire in his eyes.

I'm not that flustered. I looked at the man. "Because you are a man and I am a woman, you want to rape a woman like me, not a man like you. Right? "

"Nonsense! The object of a man's rape is of course a woman. "

"You know that modern medical skills are very good, so you don't doubt it?" I looked at the man and said.

"Suspect what?" The man was obviously anxious, and the dagger cut a layer of clothes on my chest.

"Don't you doubt that I am a man who has undergone sex-change surgery?" I have a sneer at the corner of my mouth.

The man was obviously a little surprised. He was dizzy for a while, but he was a man after all. "Beauty, what you have betrayed what you just said. You are a woman, don't play these games with me. You should understand your present situation. We are all educated by modern civilization, so I will try my best to restrain violence in my actions. But only if you cooperate as much as possible according to my requirements. "

I looked at the man, "well, tell me, how do you want me to cooperate?"

"Haha, please take off your clothes." The man's dagger cut another layer of clothes on my chest.

"Why don't you take off your clothes first! Don't forget that you raped me, not me. In this upcoming rape process, you are the protagonist and I am only a supporting role. As the protagonist, you should take the initiative, not me. " I said righteously.

The man looked at me and thought, "No, what will you do if I take off my clothes first?" ? If you had taken the opportunity to escape, I couldn't chase you naked. On second thought, I'd better take it off first. "

"From your standpoint, what you said is very reasonable. Well, I accept your opinion. " As I spoke, I took off my coat with my hand. I just took off my clothes in the middle and stopped. I looked at the man. "By the way, have you seen Jin Ping Mei?"

"No, I only read the vernacular." The man said.

"what! You haven't even seen Jin Ping Mei! As a rapist, how can you not even read such a book? Stalin said that actions without theoretical guidance are blind, do you know? Are you a rapist? " I speak loudly.

The man's face flushed. "You don't forget, Deng Xiaoping said that we can cross the river by feeling the stones.

I looked at the man and smiled. "Well, if you haven't seen Jin Ping Mei, I won't pursue it. By the way, did you take a shower when you planned to carry out this upcoming rape activity? "

"No." The man replied.

"what! You didn't even take a shower. Have you ever heard of washing your hands after defecation and taking a bath before sex?

"I am very angry.

"Beauty, would you please look at the current situation? Now I'm raping you. How dare you criticize me? Are you crazy? " The man's dagger waved in front of me and told me that it existed.

I touched my head. "Oh, I'm sorry, I was scared silly, because I was so nervous. Yes, now you raped me, not me. In this upcoming rape, you have needs, and I am the provider of your sexual needs. I should provide the service according to your request. But why don't you consider the two points I just put forward to you? I think what I said is still reasonable. "

"Well, you can do the unfinished business now. Yes, take off your coat first. " The man said

I put my coat aside and looked at the man. "Why do you want to rape a woman? Is it because the differences in our physiological structure have a particularly attractive effect on you? "

The man smiled, "Beauty, you have many questions. I can tell you this about your problem. The reason why men rape women is left by their ancestors. As for other special reasons, I really can't think of it at the moment. "

I looked at the man. "Through talking with you, I came to the conclusion that you are a rapist armed with no cultural knowledge." My suggestion is: After this upcoming rape activity, you'd better go to rape college for a period of time, and you can apply for a rape professional certificate if you like. With this rape professional certificate, if you encounter me with many questions and doubt your rape professional knowledge in future actions, it will save you a lot of unnecessary conversations. "

"I will carefully consider your words. But now, there is nothing between you and me that I hope should be done. So now, you and I should put this action into practice. " The man approached my body and said.

"Not now!" I pushed the man away.

"Why?" The man said.

"Because we are here!" Two policemen came out from behind the man and knocked him down.

The man looked at me. "Who are you?"

The tall policeman said, "She is the beautiful sister of a famous psychologist. For a guy who has committed crimes many times, we have been tracking you for a long time. "

After being taken to the police car, the man turned to me and said, "I failed in this operation because I talked too much."

"Go in!" The tall policeman pushed the man into the police car.

I took a taxi home and drank a glass of champagne.

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recently

Bush received a letter from bin Laden, which only wrote

" qs-IHS-IN "

In the past two days, the top cryptographers in the United States have been fighting day and night, but they have not been able to crack it.

So I turned to China for help and soon received a reply from China.

"You took the letter backwards."