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A Collection of Classic Lines from Liang Jian
2.- (to the gunman) Why don't you save some money, you black sheep? Don't you dare complain, or I'll beat you!
3.- (to Zhang Dabiao) You son of a bitch, why are you so sincere? Just let you drink what you want, and you still drink everything.
(to the soldiers) Our regiment should be like a wolf regiment, and each of us should be a proud wolf! Eat the devil's flesh and chew the devil's bones. Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit. When will our independent group eat meat and improve the food? That's when you met the Japanese! (Soldier laughs)
(to Zhao Gang and Sun Desheng) I bought five machine guns for this cavalry company commander. How to train is your business, corporal punishment is wrong, but kicking his ass is ok. Yes, yes, do ideological work and say to those stupid and disobedient soldiers, brother, I beg you, can I kneel for you?
6.—— (To Chu) When a gentleman carries a female gun, it makes people laugh. I hope it's public. |
7.—— (Duan Peng, deputy magistrate of criminal monk) I guess the gatehouse is a hard bone to chew. Even if I break my front teeth, I will bite them open before Japanese reinforcements arrive!
8.—— (To soldiers) It is said that devils have two skills of bayonet, but I don't believe this evil. Two shoulders against one head. Devils are raised by people, and they are fleshy. When a broadsword enters, it has to be pierced. Even if I meet the ghost of Yan, I can cut it off with my beard. )
9.—— (For cadres) There was no assist, but he was the main attack. Now our strength is eight to one, and I have never fought such a rich battle in my life. This will make us open our mouths and return to the landlord. Third battalion commander, don't crack your mouth like a lotus flower, and change the assist to the main attack. I don't add people, I don't add guns, I change words. You must kill people without blinking an eye and be refreshed.
10.—— (to Zhao Gang) You want me to make my own weapons. Well, you can't restrict my freedom, but always give me autonomy. You want me to be a good boy, and you want me to find a way to make my own weapons and limit my autonomy. This is unreasonable! `
1 1.—— (to soldiers) I won't regard this breakthrough as a breakthrough, but as what? As an attack, attack the enemy
12- (to the monk) I'm dying like a master. I can't die like this. I will die on the way to the charge. Analysis: Li Yunlong is a bloody soldier. Of course, he can't die a coward. He will die tragically. This is called a man.
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